Because Philonecron is pretty creepy to poor Zee, and I wouldn't put it past him to creepily watch Zee in his sleep. Philonezee, one-sided, but quite obvious.

Jason has way to much time on his hands.drabble.

Poseidon is pissed. Very pissed. Why? He's still a fat blue sea cucumber. One-shot.

Mr. Metos and the Prometheans will do anything to keep Greek Gods a secret. April is just a girl, but has the misfortune of getting in their way.