We see Ninetails and Mawile eating a pizza as they both sat next to a fireplace.
"Yum this good, oh? Hey there viewer! Last time on Ninetails New Savanah! Everyone's favorite silent treatment Stonjourner met an unexpected demise!" Ninetails smiled as other shows Stonjourner having no expression while falling the Waterfall of Losers.
"Then the players had an awesome challenge on Dino Park! Take dinosaur eggs! Some did well, some did not and others were distracted with... other things.." Ninetails smiles as it shows scenes of Lokix stealing the egg, Flamigo running away from angry Tyrantrum and Braixen looked around for the interns.
"In the end four won individual immunity and the other four were unfortunately up for elimination! This episode will be delicious for ratings so find out what will happen in Ninetails New Savanah!" Ninetails hosted.
"...I kinda like this Hawaii pizza..." Mawile boredly said while eating it.
"YOU WHAT?!" Ninetails screamed shocked.
(NNS Intro)
We are in the merge lodge, Squirtle was smiling while watching TV.
"Doo do do, do.. do do!" Squirtle looked happy.
"Hey (bleep)hole!" Someone screamed.
Squirtle turned around to see an angry Turtonator walking towards him.
"Oh hey bro what's up?" Squirtle gives a smug look.
"Don't call me bro! You freaking ditched me last challenge and stole my egg!" Turtonator yelled.
"Well I was about to lose man, you were a lost cause... no hard feelings." Squirtle looked back at the TV boredly.
But then Turtonator got infront of the TV still looking angry.
"I thought we were an alliance, I thought we were friends... Turtle Squad... but you just straight up abandoned me when I needed you most!" Turtonator snarled.
"Look man, I'm sorry okay... we can work together again today." Squirtle smiles.
"Screw that! Every single alliance I been on just betrays me and leaves me behind! Well this time I will leave you all first before you drop me off! I quit!" Turtonator yells.
As the large turtle walked off, Squirtle looked sad.
Squirtle (Team Z): "Back in schools football team, I was thought if you see an opening on the field you gotta take it; there was no way I could've helped that bro out and be safe as well... I been eliminated too many times on these past few seasons and this is the fartest I've ever been... I am NOT taking any chances..." He looked serious.
Turtonator (Team Z): "and just like that BAM abandoned like always! Useless alliances... they don't care about me... none of them do! They're all out to get me, but I won't lower my guard! Not again!" He growls.
(Elimination Zone)
"Tense huh? Well Totodile, Squirtle, Ninjask and Lokix don't have to be as they're all safe!" Ninetails smiled as she threw them all Oran Berries.
"Braixen... you decided to quit due to mental health problems... which is understandable... you are free to go but must take the Barrel of Shame." Ninetails told her.
"I guess that's fair enough, sorry that I couldn't spend much time meeting you all but... I need to think for myself and what my life is... I had a family, a life... and it was all just taken away years ago... now I have nothing... I really need some time to myself and restart... I been given a new chance to enjoy life and I can't spend it here with all the challenges and drama, so I quit." Braixen told everyone as she walked to the Barrel of Shame, and screamed in fear as she fell down the Waterfall of Losers!
"So that's it then? No elimination?" Asked Flamigo.
"Quite the contrary because of Braixens early leave we will do a DOUBLE ELIMINATION!" Ninetails smirks evilly.
"...surprise..." Chef Mawile boredly said as she was wearing a party hat and blew on a party blower.
"W-what..." Turtonator looked worried.
"Yep bottom three one of you will leave, but it won't be Handy as they got a LOT of save votes!" Ninetails threw an Oran Berry at it.
Handy caught it and then did the victory peace sign.
"...bottom two..." Mawile drawled.
"It's the Hispanic and the one panicking! One of you is going home as both of you got a lot of elimination votes and the results are..." Ninetails grins.
Flamigo looked serious while Turtonator was sweating and looking scared.
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"None! It's a tie!" Ninetails cheered.
"So no elimination?" Asked Flamigo.
"Nah, not today at least... the sudden death tie breaker will be tomorrow so look forward to that cuties, now sleep well." Ninetails smiled as they all went away
(The next day - Mess Hall)
"Ugh I'm starving, someone as amazing as me deserves some good nourishment for once instead of not being fed a breakfast!" Ninjask growls.
"Yeah what's taking so long bro?" Squirtle asked.
"It appears Chef Mawile hasn't cooked breakfast for us yet... it could be something to do with the challenge?" Lokix replied.
"Or our tie breaker." Flamigo frowned, Turtonator glanced at him.
"Right you both are!" Ninetails smiled as she walked into the Mess Hall with a bunch of Interns and Chef Mawile holding pots.
The interns then left but Chef Mawile remains.
"Today's challenge will require a cast iron stomach to win as you will eat nasty atrocities! If you refuse to eat or vomit... you're disqualified! Whoever is the sole winner will be the ONLY player to win immunity, everyone else will be up for elimination!" Ninetails smirks.
"...Handy cannot eat, so they're immediately up for elimination..." Chef Mawile said boredly.
Handy was shaking in anger and then just did the middle finger to the Chef.
"Turtonator and Flamigo, your tie breaker will be simple... while you two eat; whichever of you refuses to eat or pukes first is automatically eliminated!" Ninetails grins.
Turtonator and Flamigo looked worried.
"Now Chef Mawile bring the first plate!" Ninetails pointed at the big table all the contestants were sitting.
Chef Mawile boredly brought a pot and took of the lid
(An old Boot containing spoiled ground beef, from Raticate)
Many cringes and gags
"Enjoy!" Ninetails giggled.
Totodile frowned and immediately dumped all the ground beef in her mouth, chewed and swallowed.
Squirtle looked annoyed as he ate it as well, Lokix couldn't eat it so he was out.
Turtonator and Flamigo both ate it as fast as possible.
Ninjask groaned in disgust as he ate it.
Disqualified: Lokix, Handy
Still in: Turtonator, Flamigo, Totodile, Squirtle, Ninjask
"Next plate!" Ninetails giggled..
(Lechonk Snout, with boogers!)
"This is absolutely fucking disgusting! I quit!" Ninjask didn't even try it and just sat in the bleachers with Handy and Lokix.
Totodile ate it, so did Squirtle.
Turtonator and Flamigo struggled more but did it as well.
"Next up we have a specialty from the Kalos Region!" Ninetails laughs.
(Crossaint with hair and lice)
Totodile eats it looking bored.
Squirtle eats it but gagged a few times
Turtonator and Flamigo both refused to be eliminated and ate it.
"Our next devine dish is!" Ninetails pointed at.
(Chilly Fries; instead of chilly its dirt with maggots; the fries are also cold!)
Totodile quickly ate it, Squirtle was coughing as he ate it but finished it.
Turtonator and Flamigo both looked exhausted eating it.
"...don't ask me where I got these from..." Mawile boredly opened the next pot which contained-
(Chocolate Chip Cookies; instead of Chocolate Chips... it's dirty toenails)
Totodile eat it but looked perturbed, Squirtle actually had no problem eating for once.
Turtonator gagged as he ate, but while Flamigo was eating he then just began throwing up.
"It seems Flamigo is eliminated... better luck next time buddy, go straight to the Barrel of Shame." Ninetails told him.
Flamigo groaned annoyed as he began walking away being escorted away by some buff interns.
(Moose jelly)
The final three had no problem eating it.
(Seafood milkshake)
The final three again didn't seem too bothered.
(Bibarel Tail!)
Totodile had no problem but both Squirtle and Turtonator struggled a lot by eating it.
"Keep up the good work alliance!" Lokix smiles from the bleachers.
"Whatever man..." Squirtle looked full.
"I am not in your alliance anymore jerk, you left me! Now I leave you!" Turtonator growls.
Lokix looked a bit shocked as if he didn't expect this outcome.
Squirtle (Team Z): "I don't like Lokix... I don't trust Lokix... but him knowing that won't get me anything... best try to squeeze everything I can off this sinking alliance before I throw Lokix under the bus." He frowned crossing his arms.
"Who's ready for a special plate!" Ninetails smiled.
(Roasted Racoon Pokemon)
Squirtle and Totodile both ate it, Turtonator took a sniff of it and vomited.
"Ugh! How old is this meat?" Turtonator screamed.
"This roadkill? Uhhhh like a couple days old?" Ninetails told him.
This almost made Totodile and Squirtle barf, the blue turtle even puked inside his mouth but swallowed it back down.
"...liked my cooking so much, he ate it twice..." Chef Mawile gave a small smile.
"Bottom two! Who will win immunity?!" Ninetails asked.
(Caterpie Soup)
The dish was just a soup with many dead caterpies inside; Totodile and Squirtle ate it reluctantly.
"Okay we need to finish off the episode so here is the sudden death round... Chef please bring in the final dish." Ninetails smiled.
Chef Mawile brings a silver platter, removes the lid and reveals an armorless dead Orthrowm.
"Both of you will begin eating the opposite ends of this worm, whoever finishes the red mark first wins!" Ninetails announced.
"You going down bluey! I have a big appetite for winning!" Squirtle smirks.
"Guagua? Guaguagua..." Totodile rolled her eyes.
They both began eating the worm as dramatic music played but as their lips got closer and closer to eachother romantic music started playing.
The Hosts and disqualified pokemone stared with interest as the lips of the eating Totodile and Squirtle kept getting closer and closer.
Squirtle (Team Z): "As awesome and strong as I am... I never kissed a girl.. so this was gonna be my first time and I was also gonna win individual immunity! Win win for me haha!" He flexed.
Squirtle and Totodile were almost at kissing distance when suddenly Totodile gave a big crunch and finished off her side first.
Squirtle frowned having a big of leftover Orthworm.
"And Totodile wins individual immunity! Good job girl!" Ninetails smiles.
Totodile smirks as she licked her lips.
Totodile (Team Z): "Guaguaguaguaguagua~" She shrugs looking confident.
"That food was disgusting!" Ninjask complained.
"It was barely eatable..." Turtonator looked tired.
"I spent hours cooking each dish and this is the thanks I get, ungrateful little ugh..." Chef Mawile angrily walks out of the Mess Hall.
The contestants just watched her leave as the host began talking.
"The rest of you are all up for elimination, so see you next time for more action, Romance? And Drama right here on Ninetails New Savanah!" Ninetails cheered.
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Team Z (Merge):
Safe: Totodile
UFE: Squirtle, Turtonator, Ninjask, Lokix, Handy