They! Continuing on from Deep Space Homer Giant space ants have taken over the earth.
PlotThe Simpsons along with the rest of Springfield were rounded up and chained up as slaves.
"Hmmmm! This is so mortifying I could just crawl into a hole and die!" Marge sighed.
"No contemplating suicide! Get to work!" A giant ant whipped them. They went to work.
"Well don't blame me! I voted for Kodos!" said Homer. He got whipped and yelped.
Meanwhile Kent Brockman was begging for allegiance to the ant queen. "Please your majesty! I swear total allegiance to you!"
"You'd sell out your entire race just to save your own pathetic hide?!" yelled Queen Xanthron. "You disgust me! You're a spineless turncoat who would sell out his own planet for a chance to be on the winning side! Prepare to be exterminated!" She vaporised him with her royal staff that vaporises people.
Elsewhere in outer space Kang and Kodos' ship is watching the ant ships land on Earth. "I told you we shouldn't have stopped at that space BurgerTown near Saturn! But would you listen? Nooooo!" Kang ranted at his sister.
"D'oh!" said Kodos in Homer's voice.
Bart was toiling in the underground sugar caves when the Queen wanted to see him personally. The ant guards took Bart. He was understandably concerned as he thought he'd never see his family again.
"Bart!" Marge cried.
"Mom!" Bart cried as the ants took him.
"Give him back you monsters!" Homer yelled but got whipped.
...
Meanwhile Oscar and Peter Shepherd were in an area with giant blades of grass and giant bugs.
"I told you not to burn ants with a magnifying glass! Now they've shrunk us to teach us a lesson!" said Oscar.
"Hi." said Lucas from Ant Bully.
Oscar screamed insane.
Peter winced.
...
Bart was taken to the throne room. The guards at the door tickled him with their antennae to smell him before letting the guards escorting him inside.
The ant queen Xanthron offered him his freedom in return for allegiance to her.
"Um no offence but didn't you just vaporise Kent Brockman for that?" Bart asked. He got poked up the butt with a spear. "Ow! Quit it!"
"Yes, that's true. However he was too quick to dare ask me of allegiance and showed no loyalty to his own! I can't trust someone like that who'd sell out as soon as they find the victor in a war! I need someone truly loyal! After all, accept my offer to fight by my side and I'll spare the lives of your family unit too." said the Susan Silo sounding Ant Queen.
"Sure. Who are you fighting anyway?" Bart asked.
"Those wretched black ants! Oh! How I despise them!" said the ant queen.
"Sooooo, you don't really like them." said Bart.
"Like them?! They are a scourge upon this galaxy! They wouldn't think about sparing any of your lives Two legs..." said The ant queen.
"Uh I prefer to be called Bart. Bart Jojo Simpson is my full name." said Bart before getting poked again.
"From now on you're Field Marshall Simpson." said the Ant Queen.
Then some guards reported some news that an alien craft attacked. The queen was mad and demanded no mercy to the craft who dared to attack.
"Cooool!" said Bart wanting to see some action. "I'm going too!"
"I think not." said the giant slobbering ant queen grabbing him. "You will stay right here with me." she embraced him against her. She was dribbling over him.
"Eeeeew!" Bart groaned.
...
Elsewhere Oscar and Peter and Lucas from The Ant Bully headed towards the ants nest.
Oscar's stomach groaned and he messed his diaper. Splat.
Teddy, his living teddy bear creature sniffed his diaper with his big wet shiny black nose and gagged.
He laid Oscar down and changed him. He then sniffed him a lot.
Peter and Lucas winced.
Oscar honked Teddy's nose. It squeaked like a toy. He giggled and honked his shiny nose again.
Teddy sniffed him again.
Oscar then shrank himself and when Teddy sniffed him, he stuffed his hands up his nose. Splat!
Oscar groaned and pulled at the gooey snot from Teddy's nose.
"Eeeeeugh!" Teddy groaned.
Oscar tugged and tugged at the goo. Grunting.
Teddy winced and pulled him free.
...
The rest of the Simpsons were set free on the Queen's instructions and sent home or offered to stay in the Field Marshall's chambers.
They chose the later because the ant guards explained this way they'd see Bart again.
Bart was in the luxurious sleeping chamber of the nest. There were comfy beds and he got food whenever he wanted. He was eating a shiny red apple.
"Mom! Dad!" Bart embraced them in a hug.
"Oh Sweetie! We thought something dreadful happened to you!" said Marge.
Bart explained everything.
"So you get to be the Queen's toad and Kent gets vaporised?!" Lisa explained.
"Not toad! Field marshal! I control most of her army! Well except for one other field marshal." said Bart.
"Hey spiky, Queen needs you top side, proto!" said Field Marshal Peter Shepherd.
"Right when you stop trying to copy my look!" Bart replied getting up to attend to his duties.
Oscar smirked.
...
Bart and Peter were introduced to the army they'd be leading. Unfortunately they wouldn't be seeing the battle currently happening because it was already almost over. King's ship was taken down and soon he would be enslaved or killed by the ants.
Bart then after giving the ant soldiers an inspection went to report to the queen with Peter. She explained why they were fighting against black ants. The ants were after the red bahoot. A blob of black and red matter kept on a pedestal. Peter naturally curious touched it and got his hand stuck in its goo. "Yeeeeuck!" He groaned pulling himself free.
"Do you always touch things..." Bart sighed.
"Are you naturally yellow or did you paint yourself like that..." Peter retorted.
The Queen then embarrassed them. While in her nest they'd dress as she saw fit. She made them wear diapers.
"You can't be serious!" Bart asked in disbelief.
"I am serious! Now stop calling me Shirley! I am Queen Xanthrom the XIV!" said Ant Queen Xanthron.
"Did Oscar put you up to this?!" Peter asked.
"Change into the garments I've provided! Immediately!" said the ant Queen.
Bart and Peter reluctantly did so. Since they were dressed like babies she'd treat them like babies. Bart was bottle fed some milk. Then bounced up an down on someone's knee. Then he messed his diaper with slimy poop. He groaned in disgust.
The ant soldiers changed his diaper.
Bart and Peter were then sent out on scavenger duty, gathering food for the nest.
"Gee I hope no one sees us!" Bart whined. Um Bart, everyone is either toiling in the underground sugar caves or dead.
However Oscar went with them and started being stupid. First he made his teddy bear, Teddy gigantic. Then he crawled up his nose and got sneezed out. He was um green and slimy...
"Eeeeeew!" Bart and Peter groaned in disgust.
"Oscar you really need to go home and have a bath..." Peter sighed.
"No way! I like being mucky!" said the snotty Oscar as he dripped green slime everywhere.
"Well I don't want to hang around with a slime wad! Go back to the nest and have a bath..." Peter insisted.
Oscar refused.
"Oz! Come on! Eeeeew! His hand is slimy." Peter tried to take him back to the nest.
Oscar's arm stretched like rubber as he pulled away from Peter. He ran off leaving slimy foot prints.
"Oz! Peter yelled.
"We better go after him." said Bart.
They found slimy Oscar picking globs of slime out of Teddy's nose and splattering them onto himself. He got bigger and bigger.
"Gross!" Peter groaned.
"Oz put that slime back! That not your slime!" Bart nagged him.
Oscar as a cartoon slime monster oozed out his stretchy arms and splattered his arm slime onto Bart and Peter's diapers and dragged them towards him.
"Ugh! Oz what are you doing?!" Bart grunted.
"Mucky muck!" Oscar as a cartoon slime monster replied.
Peter gulped as he struggled.
Oscar stuck his slimy hands into the ground.
Bart and Peter winced as they suddenly started sinking in sinking slime.
"Ugh! Sinking slime!" Peter whined as they slowly sank in the quicksand like slime.
"Oz just go home and have a bath!" Bart grunted.
"No! You go mucky!" Oscar sulked.
"I'll handle this. Nnnnnngh!" Peter struggled as he sank in the sinking slime. "Bathtiiiiiime!" He sang like the Collector does in Skylanders.
Bart winced.
Oscar sighed and trudged off home leaving slimy footprints. His teddy bear shrunk himself back to usual size and went after him.
Bart and Peter shrugged their shoulders at Oscar's behaviour. Still stuck up to their waists in the sinking slime.
The ants came across giant jelly beans. In the previous episode Frink had been experimenting with an embigulator gun and made various things big. The ants worked together to bring the giant jelly beans back to the nest.
Field Marshall Bart and Peter reported to the queen to be dismissed from duty. They returned to their chambers where Oscar was having a bath. He was annoyed at them because they wouldn't let him goof off I.e. getting himself sneezed on and trying to slime on them.
Then they had dinner. Which was green sugary balls from a caterpillar's butt. Yes a caterpillars butt.
"Oh Lord! Sweet mercy!" said Mr Goldenfold caterpillar.
Bart lost his appetite and had a stomach ache.
The ants asked their shaman to quickly conjure up a simple elixir for stomachaches and indigestion for Bart. Bart took the elixir and food to his embarrassment that his stomach ache wasn't nausea but gas. He belched loudly. The ants didn't seem to mind in fact they were more like one of those weird backwards cultures where belching is polite.
Meanwhile Shippo from Inuyasha was lying in a crib wearing a diaper and drinking a big bottle of milk from a baby bottle.
Teddy, Oscar's shiny nosed teddy bear sniffed his diaper. Shippo grimaced as the teddy bear sniffed his diaper. His wet slimy nose pressed against Shippo's diaper, it felt cold and moist. Shippo winced as he felt the teddy's nose quiver and twitch as the teddy bear creature sniffed him.
Shippo squeezed Teddy's nose. It squeaked like a toy. He giggled and squeezed it again.
Teddy frowned and rubbed his sore nose. Then he sniffed Shippo's diaper again.
Shippo grimaced and wet his diaper as he felt himself pee.
Teddy then pinned him down and sniffed him before smooshing his big wet shiny black nose into his face. Shippo groaned because it felt slimy. Teddy rubbed their noses together before releasing him to sniff his diaper again.
Teddy then shrunk him and sniffed the tiny fox demon boy. Shippo gurgled and planted his hands up his nose. Splat! They sunk into something slimy... boogers!
Shippo groaned and tried to pull his hands out from Teddy's nostrils but they were stuck in a sticky green goo. He tugged at the stretchy goo frantically.
"Yeeeeuck!" Teddy groaned as he watched Shippo struggle and squirm.
Teddy groaned in disgust and tried to pull Shippo free of his snot.
"Oz are you drawing weird comics again..." Bart groaned.
Oscar went off the to the royal chamber of the ant nest wearing just a diaper.
He lied on the fat ant queen while drinking a baby bottle of milk. Then his stomach gurgled and he messed his diaper. Baby Oscar cried. Teddy arrived and sniffed him and gagged and took off his diaper to change him.
Meanwhile a giant cartoon baby (An ordinary baby boy until Oscar zapped him with Frink's embigulator) with a big round shiny button nose was tormenting Bart and Milhouse. He put Milhouse in his diaper Milhouse cried in disgust as he was put in the diaper.
"Eeeeew!" said Bart. The giant baby stared at him. His nose was close so Bart did something gross. He planted his hands up his nose! "Yeeeeuck!" Bart groaned.
Bart withdrew his hands but they were stuck in a sticky green goo. He struggled and squirmed tugging at the boogers.
"Eeeugh!" thought the giant cartoon baby. He watched Bart struggle before grabbing him and yanking him free, or trying to. But Bart was stuck in the goo.
Plot 2After the giant space ants invaded the Earth shortly after Homer's victorious space mission, one resident of Springfield remained free and not captured and enslaved by the giant space ants.
At the Simpsons house. 7 42, Evergreen terrace.
The house was empty from the giant space ants bursting in and taking the Simpsons. However they missed someone.
The attic hatch creaked open as eyes looked out to check the coast was clear and then a small boy, about Bart's age and almost identical to him except for greasy scruffy hair with his spikes pointing about haphazardly, bags under his eyes, dirty skin and two flat over biting teeth.
Hugo moaned and growled in an eerie manner.
Once Hugo Simpson determined no one was home and he was fortunate that Dad forgot to chain him up again at lunch, sent down the attic ladder and climbed down it.
He mumbled softly and growled in a beastly manner as he scratched himself like a dog because of his body lice and went down stairs as a mischievous little piano jingle played.
Hugo went to the kitchen and raided the fridge for food.
He was disappointed there was no fish heads in the fridge but sniffing some leftover chicken he found, and taking a bite, he determined it was acceptable and tasty to his palette. He took the chicken pieces on a plate and poured himself a glass of milk.
Hugo decided to eat in the lounge, quickly finding the couch was meant for sitting on and not for eating. He spat out a mouthful of foam and made a disgusted groan finding the couch was not very tasty.
He then looked at the TV. He had never seen one before and had no idea what the box with a screen did. He put his lunch aside and went gingerly up to the off TV and sniffed it. Then nibbled it.
"Ow!" He whined finding it hurt him to gnaw on it.
He saw it had buttons to push. He poked the on button.
The TV came on lighting up and making sound as Krusty the clown show music played loudly, startling Hugo. He scampered off behind the couch and hid frightened by the noisy and bright box.
The Tv made sounds and images were on it.
Hugo stared at the strange device.
"There's a lot of junk on this device..." said Hugo.
...
In the Ant hive.
"Okay... so the thing got out..." said Homer to the fourth wall as he rested in Bart's Field Marshall chambers on one of the beds. "And Oscar is being screwy again and Bart and Milhouse got captured by a giant baby..."
Yup.
"Okay..." said Homer.
"Should we tell him the chimps sent into space are now planning to take over once the ants are gone?" Marge asked.
"No. I don't think we'll be telling him that." said a chimp on skates as he booted and screeched as he skated off somewhere.
Homer then asked the giant ants for some tang. They didn't know what that was.
Lisa sighed depressed as she sat on one of the beds in Bart's Field Marshall chambers.
Teddy sniffed Shippo's diaper.
Shippo winced as the cartoon teddy bear creature sniffed him with his big wet shiny black nose. He honked his nose.
Teddy rubbed his nose and grinned. He sniffed Shippo again.
Shippo squeezed Teddy's nose. It squeaked like a toy. He giggled and squeezed it again.
Teddy frowned and rubbed his sore nose. Then he sniffed Shippo's diaper again.
Shippo grimaced and wet his diaper as he felt himself pee.
Homer winced at Teddy tormenting the small fox boy by sniffing him.
Shippo got up and tried to run away but Teddy grabbed the back of his diaper.
Shippo grunted as he struggled and stretched his diaper.
Lisa winced at Teddy tormenting Shippo.
Shippo tugged and tugged as Teddy held his diaper by the back hem.
Teddy tackled him to the ground and sniffed his diaper with his big wet shiny black nose.
Shippo winced.
...
Oscar in a diaper and Peter Shepherd from Jumanji the animated series, were at a point in the ant nest that was a demilitarised zone between the red ant hive and the black ant hive. Everyone was taken by the red ants, because Queen Xanthron was a red ant.
"Yeah I sneaked in the black ant hive." said Oscar. "The two tribes seem to only like certain coloured things like their food. I.e. to match up with what colour they are."
"Okay..." said Peter.
"For example we always get red apples to eat. The black ants bring black grapes to their Field Marshalls." said Oscar. "I managed to pillage some. These are rather good grapes! Mmmm! Rather plump too!" Oscar continued as he was holding a bunch of black grapes and ate some.
"Okay... they must eat other things. What else?" Peter asked. "Like... I dunno... black bread?"
Bubbles seethed and turned a suitably red for the red half of the ant tunnels.
Oscar smirked because he saw Bubbles reacting. "They probably only drink black water too!"
"Now how is that possible Oz?!" Peter asked before Bubbles suddenly drowned him out.
"That's enough! Stop going on about black bread and black water!" Bubbles yelled.
"Shan't! You're not the boss of me!" Oscar replied defiantly.
"Shall!" Bubbles yelled.
Oscar snuck back into the black ant tunnels that led to their hive.
"I don't know Oz, what if we get caught?" Peter was worried.
"What if we are?" Oscar asked. "We're not ants. I think the other ants just hate the red ones for some reason.
"The queen warned us they'd not think twice about killing us!" Peter explained.
"Only if they believe we're spies for the red ants... we'll just lie and swear loyalty to the black ants." said Oscar.
"I still think this is a bad idea..." said Peter.
They snuck around the ant tunnels.
In the ant gardens where the black ants grew their mushrooms and other crops, the fat ant queen was furious about something and bellowing.
"Who has painted my black roses red?! Who has painted my black roses red?! Whoever has painted my roses red... shall swiftly lose his head!" The Ant Queen ranted before almost breaking into song at the end as she found someone had painted her black roses red. They were still dripping with wet red paint.
Peter made a "she's crazy!" Gesture at Oscar by spinning his finger at his temples to show in charades he thought someone was crazy.
Oscar nodded.
...
Meanwhile in the Simpsons house. Hugo got used to the noisy TV and found out how the remote worked. He found it turned the TV on and off without having to walk right up to the TV and switch it on and off. It made the TV louder or quieter. And that he could make it show other pictures with their own sounds and odd characters.
He decided he liked this Krusty the Clown show the best though.
However a bin outside falling over startled Hugo. He hissed and went to investigate. He saw that the gremlin from Treehouse of Horror IV was eating from the bin. Then Hugo heard cackling as bats arrived and turned into vampires. He fled the vampires hissing at them as he fled.
The vampires hissed back at him and went after him.
Next door.
"Neddy, I don't think it's a good idea to go to work today dressed up as a devil." said Maude as Ned was Devil Flanders.
"Ah but Homer gets to go to the Power Plant with a donut for a head..." said Ned as the Devil.
"Mmmmmmmmm! Me..." said donut head Homer finding himself delicious as a donut headed freak.
"Homer stop picking at yourself!" Marge nagged as he ate bits of his donut head.
"But I'm so sweet and tasty!" Donut head Homer whined.
Oscar with Frankenstein monster bolts and stitches found Homer's donut head made a great Quidditch hoop for throwing things through it. Such as books, his quaffle and tennis balls.
Oscar and Twilight Zone Bart with the power to turn people into freaks when displeased passed a tennis ball through the hole in Homer's donut head to each other.
"Hey! Stop that!" Homer whined.
Evil Bart laughed.
Now you're wondering how did everyone get at two places at once?
Well before he got captured by the space ants, Oscar remotely released all the Treehouse of Horror characters into the abandoned Springfield. These Simpsons and Flanders are just Halloween versions of them. The canon ones are still underground.
"Nevermore! Nevermore!" said Bart as the Raven from Edgar Allen Poe's Raven.
"Shut up!" Donut head Homer yelled at the Bart raven.
...
Elsewhere Oscar and Peter from Jumanji got caught by the black giant ants and were in some kind of dire situation. Then a cliffhanger narrator spoke like when a cartoon episode ends on a dramatic cliffhanger!
"Will Oscar and Peter be devoured by the killer ants? Will Dr Colossus destroy the Earth? Will the U.S. ever adopt the Metric system? I think not."
Oscar and Peter glared at the fourth wall.
"An alliance?! You're a spineless turncoat who would sell out his own planet for a chance to be on the winning side! Throw them in the dungeon!" The black ant queen yelled.
Oscar and Peter were taken by the guards.
"You forgot the ant queens hate turncoats..." Peter sighed.
"Shaddup..." Oscar groaned.
"Humans..." The black ant queen muttered tapping her throne. "AND WHERE IS MY BLACK BAHOOT?!" Yes they're going on about the bahoot again...
Meanwhile the Simpsons did nothing in particular!
The Simpsons glare at the camera.
However the ant queens went on to be reoccurring cartoon villains! And antagonising talking earthworms!
"Okay chill out narrator..." Bart winced.
Oscar and Peter were imprisoned by the black ants.
They were then taken to the grubs to be eaten.
A giant ant grub seized Oscar head first in its mouth and sucked on him before spitting him out.
"Eeeeeugh!" Oscar groaned.
"Oz!" Peter whined as he was engulfed feet first by a giant ant grub.
Oscar sliced open the slimy grub freeing Peter.
Then a giant silkworm webbed them up in little cocoons.
Oscar and Peter struggled and squirmed as they were at mercy of the ant grubs.
...
Meanwhile the Simpsons toiled in the giant space ant farm. The ants were growing crops.
"Hey look! A bean that looks just like Urkle!" said Homer.
"Homer none of the beans look like Urkle!" Marge snapped.
"No talking while farming." said a giant space ant with a whip.
Shippo using a hoe, tilled the soil. However Teddy the living teddy bear creature kept sniffing his diaper. Shippo blushed.
Bart was observing his family working as he was the Field Marshall and didn't have to do hard labour.
Elsewhere Hugo watched Springer then went upstairs to nap.
Then Ant Man was in the episode for some reason.
Homer wanted to be made sergeant and in charge of the booze.
"Make me sergeant and in charge of the booze! Make me sergeant and in charge of the booze!"
Bart winced.
Oscar annoyed Mighty Max who also got caught by the silk worm. It got every 90s TV action cartoon hero. It even captured a Johnny from Johnny Quest.
"Chosen One? What did I win? Cash? Prizes? Video games? Where's Ed McMahon?" Max asked the giant ants.
"Where's Vince McMahon?" Oscar asked smirking.
Max rolled his eyes.
"Enough of these pop culture references! Take them to the sandbox!" yelled the black ant queen.
"Anyway how did you get caught Max?" Oscar asked Mighty Max.
"I mooned the ant queen..." said Max.
Oscar winced.
Elsewhere the Ants allowed Moe to run a tavern in the ant hive.
Homer and his friends attended when the ants permitted them time off. Otherwise he giant ants were his only customers.
Plot 3Oscar ran out of steam writing. So he took to pulling on baby Quiffy's extremely long booger.
"Ugh! Do I look like a game of Gooey Louie to you?!" Baby Quiffy whined.
"Yes..." said Oscar.
"Oh yeah the long gooey booger you keep drawing me with..." said baby Quiffy.
Elsewhere in the red ant nest. Bart became a nerd again. He had his glasses on and his hair combed as he studied his stamp collection.
"Okay that's just embarrassing. Bart go back to being you..." Lisa sighed.
A nerd brain flew to bart.
"Come with us you smart one."
Bart then spoke with a nerdy voice "Okay fellow smarts."
Bart then rode the nerd brain alien as it flew somewhere. Oscar Quickly grabbed onto it
Bart then said "Where are we going?"
THe Nerd Brain said "To A Planet of studys and Smarts. Will turn anyone whos not a nerd into a nerd!"
Oscar then proceeded to scream as they flew through space to the nerd brain planet.
As they arrived on the land it seemed to resemble some sort of college.
Milhouse walked to bart saying "Welcome Bart!"
Bart as a nerd proceeded to say "Hello Milton!"
Milhouse then replied "Ive always wanted you to call me that! Your Better than you was before."
Oscar Then Looked around saying "Oh brother... Well atleast it isn't a gooey ant nest. With the snot and giant cartoon babies."
Bart said "Yes Oscar."
Milhouse also said "Yes whoever you are. Heres some glasses that will make you intelligent!"
Milhouse put the glasses on Oscar making him scream.
"Aaaaaaaaagh! Get them off! Get them off of me!" Oscar screamed trying to take them off.
The Milhouse alien grimaced bemused by Oscar screaming and trying to take off the glasses.
...
The Simpson house night.
Marge had tucked Oscar into bed and was pulling up the safety barriers or bars so he wouldn't fall out of bed.
"When can I stop using these? My bed feels like a cage..." said Oscar yawning.
"When you stop falling out of bed Bumpkin." said Marge.
Bart was gurgling and wheezing as Homer was strangling him again.
"I am sick of this, every day! Why can't you two get along?" Marge said annoyed as she nagged and fussed.
"Um... I don't know..." said Homer.
The next day Bart had a ridiculously large sandwich that Americans consider to be normal.
"Narrator is right. Why do you two, along with a few Americans think eating vast portions of food is normal?!" Marge sighed.
"Because Americans have larger appetites than the British. Mom..." said Bart. He was eating a large pastrami and mustard and pickles on the rye sandwich.
Marge sighed.
Oscar had a reasonable sized PBJ sandwich in comparison.
"Anyway about that time Bart acted like Moses to get the skate park back from the bullies back..."
"Let my people skate!" Bart dresses as Moses yelled as he stood at the top of a half pipe with his skateboard.
In the present Bart winced. "Um that never happened Oz..."
The ants then arrive.
"Get back to work Two-legs!" The ants ordered them back to their posts in the underground sugar caves.
Marge sighed.
The ants forcefully lead them to the underground sugar caves.
"Hey we found a Two-Legs in an upper chamber of the Two-legs hive!" said a giant ant having found Hugo.
Hugo jabbered and growled as he wriggled.
"Oh! Don't bring him..." Homer groaned.
...
At The Moe's Tavern in the Underground Sugar caves.
"Oh no! The gypsy was right! I am drunk!" Barney groaned.
"I'M NOT AN ALCOHOLIC I'M NOT AN ALCOHOLIC I'M NOT GOING BACK I WON'T DRINK AGAIN I CAN'T DRINK AGAIN THAT'S NOT ME THAT'S NOT ME!" Barney didn't want to be the crass, belching drunk anymore. In canon he's always trying to quit.
"Nooooooo! Drink or I'll die!" The white rabbit imaginary friend with a Peter Lorre voice cried.
"I wouldn't worry Barney's booze induced imaginary friend. He can't last a day without Duff! Gahahahaha!" Moe laughed.
Elsewhere the Simpsons chained up were mining sugar for the giant space ants.
Hugo furiously mined.
Also Mr Spock was in the Giant Ant Movie Them!
"Mr Kirk, this is highly illogical." said Spock.
Bart winced exasperated.
Elsewhere Teddy the living teddy bear creature was still sniffing Shippo's diaper with his big wet shiny black nose.
Shippo winced and blushed.
Teddy continued sniffing his diaper.