Princess Pong was walking home while on the phone to Sarah.

"So, my brother Prince Pong keeps suggesting that I go to the new frog park in Show Town." She said. "How many times do I have to tell him, that only works in fairy tales."

Suddenly, her stomach started grumbling as she noticed Salacious B Crumb's burger stand.

"I'll call you back, Sarah." She said before hanging up.

She walked over to the burger stand where Salacious was watching an aerobics video on a portable TV. Princess Pong cleared her throat to get Salacious' attention.

"Ah, my loyal customer." Greeted Salacious. "What can I do for you today?"

Princess Pong examined the menu on top of the stand.

"I guess I'll try the Steamed B Burger." She said.

Salacious examined his stand and discovered to his horror that he was out of burgers.

"Oh no!" He thought to himself. "I knew I should've re-stocked on burgers!"

He happened to glance at a nearby McDonalds.

"Perhaps if I purchase a Quarter Pounder, I could pass it off as my own." He thought to himself.

He tried to sneak off, but Princess Pong spotted him.

"Just stretching my legs." Lied Salacious.

Princess Pong shrugged and sat back on a bench while Salacious B Crumb snuck to McDonalds. Princess Pong found a certain ad on her phone and decided to watch it.

Are you tired of modern SML? The characters being unlikable? The mean-spirited storylines? The unfunny humour? Then come watch classic SML! A series which was the childhood of people all over the world! Back when Junior was likable, Joseph wasn't a yes-man, Cody wasn't the punching bag, Mario wasn't completely greedy, Rosalina was a loving wife, and Jeffy had memorable moments (even though he mostly does in modern SML as well). You'll see other characters like Chef Pee Pee, Bowser, Shrek, Black Yoshi, Jackie Chu, Woody, Toad, and many more! Classic SML! Back when SML meant something!

Princess Pong was visibly happy when she saw the ad.

"Wait a moment." She said. "What does the B stand for? Biscuit?"

After standing in a long line, Salacious B Crumb managed to get the Quarter Pounder he was after. When he got back, he saw Princess Pong unconscious since she was holding her breath to prepare for swimming lessons later that same day.

"The princess is out cold!" Salacious exclaimed. "What can I do? I know!"

Salacious B Crumb layed Princess Pong on the bench, held her mouth open, and repeatedly blew into her mouth. Princess Pong woke up and began coughing with disgust.

"Your breath stinks!" She exclaimed. "But you did help out, so thanks. However, that's not how to preform CPR."

"I have your burger." Salacious B Crumb informed, changing the subject.

"That's a relief." Princess Pong replied. "I haven't eaten since breakfast."

Princess Pong was handed the burger, and took a bite of it. She immediately recognised the taste.

"This tastes like a quarter pounder from McDonalds." She said, with her eyebrow raised.

"Uhh, it's an old recipe made by my mother." Lied Salacious.

"Then why is it called steamed if it's clearly grilled?" Princess Pong asked, with suspicion.

This question sent Salacious into a state of nervous stammering.

"Excuse me for one second." He said, nervously.

Salacious hid into his booth. Two minutes later, he came out yawning.

"What a day." He yawned. "I think I'm gonna take the night off."

"Thanks for the burger." Princess Pong replied, having finished her burger. "I left a tip for you on your stand. You may be a strange creature, but darn do you steam a good burger."

"Glad you liked the steamed quarter pounder." Salacious replied as Princess Pong turned to walk away.

"What was that?" Asked Princess Pong, turning back around.

"I mean, I'm glad you liked your Steamed B Burger." Replied Salacious as he gave a thumbs up with a nervous expression on his face.

Princess Pong shrugged and continued her walk home.


And now, the songs I know on RH123's JD lists: Eye of the Tiger, Senorita, Firework, Party Rock Anthem, Good Feeling, Pump Up the Jam, I Wanna Dance with Somebody, California Girls, The Lazy Song, Sweet Dreams Are Made of This, Cake by the Ocean, and Barbara Streisand.

Although, I have a suggestion for you when you eventually do the series RH123. Perhaps you could add unique dialogue and moments between characters before and after performances instead of the series consisting of (Character goes on stage, announces the song they will sing, sings the song, applause, character walks off stage, repeat). Anyways, see you later.