The Loud House: Revamped Chapter 2167: KICKBUTT TLPS STYLE, a Loud House + X-overs Crossover fanfic

This chapter is based on the movie Kickass

WORK IN PROGRESS

In the control room of the Simulator was Nico, The Ripping Friends, Ellie Singh, Evelyn Burmingham, Jen Tennyson, Eddy, Yugi, Tea, Jaden, Jesse Anderson, Allenby Beardsley Knudson, The Hernandez Sisters, Yost Magma, Rin Nohara, Woz, Bai Tza, Sabrina Lorelai the Despair from The Dark Gene-Slammer, Albedo, The 1983 D&D Gang, Donbrothers, Irina Krafla the Granity Gene-slammer, Kora Lexxington, Olivia Houou, Nataša Marečková, Nalanie Nanthavong The Vorash Gene-Slammer, Brynja, Sissi Delmas, Anna Anyanova the Destiny HERO Dark Angel Gene-slammer, Daring Do, Lizzie Strong the Great Blue Windrunner Gene-slammer, Emam Reynolds the Living Tsunami Gene-slammer, Wendy Sapphira, Reggie Hjorleifsstræti the Five Headed Dragon Gene-Slammer, Qin, Miku Yuuki, Princess Anita, Granity, Rei Miyamoto, Saya Tekagi, Saeko Busujima, Shizuka Marimoto, Kamen Rider (1971), Hibiki Riders, Agito Riders, Kabuto Riders, Den-O, Kiva, Decade, W, OOO, Fourze, Wizard Riders, Blade Riders, Faiz Riders, Gaim Riders, Drive Riders, Ghost Riders, Ex-Aid Riders, Build Riders, Zi-O Riders, Zero-One Riders, Saber Riders, Dragon Knight Riders, Granity, Samurai Jack, Ashi and her sisters, Changeman, Jetman, Dairangers, Zenkaigers, Chloe Bourgeois, Shanan, Rita Loud, The Goths of Darkness, Zarya Moonwolf, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Twilight Sparkle & Friends, Sunny Starscout, Izzy Moonbow, Hitch Trailblazer, Pipp Petals, Zipp Storm, Misty Brightdawn, Wallflower Blush, Alice Kingsleigh, Rachel Stavenport, Kate Lloyd, Carol Pusateri, Hailey Helios, Kia, Jenna, Lina, May, Maria, Danica Metrois, Kaalia of The Vast, Varie, Sakura Valencia, Xenia the Xerneas, Bhavna Radhakrishnan the Xerneas Gene-Slammer, Bridgette, Eli, me, Sakura Knudson, Arrietty, Aylene Carter, Gabrielle, Littlefoot and friends, Fu, Nicole Knudson, Spiderman and his counterparts, Kaina Tsutsumi, Nick Logan, Sh'Lainn Blaze, Camie, Kaoruku Awata, Himiko, Ibara, Toru, Sirius, Tsuyu, Ochaco, Luz, Amity, Gus, Willow, Hunter, Felicia Wittebane, Carly Atlas, Misty Tredwell, Zuria, Tony Jones, Edyn, Strag, Momo, Girl Jordan, Leeli, Sora Phaaze, Venus, Earth, Vinyl Scratch, Airazor, Rhinox, Cheetor, Rattrap, Tigatron, Janeen Aran, Lincoln, Leni, Laney, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily as well as Scott, Firecracker Burst, Sougo, Jaime Marchesano, Akira Shinmei and Jolyne Cujoh as well as Multiple Man, Star Creature, Sumo Wrestler Army, Dark Kamen Rider Drive, Land Pollution Vice Minister Hiramechimedes and Hydra (Hercules) and we were getting ready for a really harrowing and powerful adventure as we go to Paris and do 2 thanks there. 1: We're going to talk to Hawk Moth and get him to join the M.O.E. and 2: We're going to kill Lila Rossi.

Me: Boy this is gonna be a wicked ass adventure in Paris.

Nico: Yeah no kidding. Boy convincing Hawk Moth and killing Lila Rossi.

Lincoln: This time no Dark Orb Contamination to get in our way.

Camie: Thank goodness for that.

Lola: Yeah thank goodness.

Marinette: Mind if me and Adrien go with you guys to help out.

Me: Sure Marinette. We would like that.

Me: Cool.

Nico: Scott, I want to thank you, Multiple Man, and your teams for coming

Scott: No problem Nico. This will be fun.

Qin: Yep. It sure will.

Firecracker Burst: I'm really excited for this one.

Nico: Firecracker, what do you like to do in your free time?

Firecracker Burst: I make my own fireworks.

Me: Cool!

Lincoln: That is awesome!

Firecracker Burst: Yep. It's how I got my cutie mark. I make my own fireworks and give them to people to set off during festivities.

Xenia: That is awesome and cool.

Applejack: That must take up a lot of work.

Camie: Yeah.

Firecracker Burst: It does and it took me 10 years to learn all about the art. I made some of the most amazing fireworks designs ever.

She pulled out a photo album of them and they included many kinds of breathtaking designs for them. Helix Chains, planets, stars, flags, hearts and more.

Me: Whoa that is awesome!

Camie: Boy it sure is.

Firecracker Burst: Yep. Ponyville and Canterlot called on me to be their chief Fireworks Show Master for it many times before.

Xenia: That is so cool.

Twilight Sparkle: It sure is.

Me: Fire Kraken, Flare Wolf, Panda King and our best Fireworks Users would be perfect to help you out.

Firecracker Burst: That is true. It sure would be fun.

Nico: Just don't point it at innocents.

Firecracker Burst: I won't. But making fireworks is more art than combat.

Me: Every firework is a breathtaking work of art. And it's VERY Dangerous business.

Nico: Yep.

Firecracker Burst: That is true.

Laney: Yep.

Me: Whew! Man we got all the pieces of the Tablet back. I can't believe that Mysterio turned into a giant like that!

Noir Spiderman: I know. But it was awesome taking him down.

2099 Spiderman: It sure was. I'm glad we took him down and got the tablet back.

Nico: So, how have things been in your worlds ever since the Tablet got reassembled?

2099 Spiderman: Everything has been brought to peace and Alchemax is now corruption free and the Public Eye have been more focused on catching criminals like Hobgoblin and all that.

Noir Spiderman: People no longer have to live in fear thanks to you guys.

Amazing Spiderman: People are truly thankful to you guys and me too.

Ultimate Spiderman: And thanks to you guys you helped me be in control of the Symbiote Suit.

Me: We're glad.

Amazing Spiderman: It was awesome having you all help us.

Me: That was an awesome adventure. I'm just glad you all are going to be okay now.

2099 Spiderman: I know. It was still so fun having you all help us out.

Nico: Yeah and J.D. you did a great job battling Mysterio and helping to keep him distracted long enough for all 4 teams to bring him down.

Me: Thanks Nico.

Nico: And J.D. that was a good call to bring back Soichi like that.

Me: It was to make sure he didn't die a second time.

Eli: But to be honest, I did not expect Mysterio to bring in doppelgangers of many of our major enemies we faced. That was awesome!

Qin: Yeah no kidding!

Me: Boy it sure was. But the scariest part was seeing what each piece of the tablet can do to all those villains like that.

Nico: Boy no kidding.

Qin: Yeah. How is Soichi doing?

Varie: He's really exhausted. Being Evolt for over 10 years like that really took it out of him and drained him. He's going to be in the infirmary for a while.

Sento: Boy I would feel the same way if that happened to me. I'm just so glad he's okay.

Gentoku: Me too. Soichi is a good man. It's horrible that happened to him.

Me: But at least he will be okay.

Qin: Yeah.

Shattered Dimensions Spiderman: And it was only fair me and my team did the finishing blow. I AM the best Spiderman, after all.

Noir Spiderman: You? I think I'm the best. I survived a city controlled by a criminal empire for God knows how long.

2099 Spiderman: I'm the best because I'm from the future!

Ultimate Spiderman: Nu uh. I'm the best! I'm the one with the Black Suit!

Spiderman: No. I'm the best because I'm the prime version.

Maria: (deadpans) One series of adventures and they turn into a bunch of bickering 3 year olds.

Me: Actually all 5 of you are the best Spidermen because you all did a great job together as one and you do a great job protecting everything.

Spiderman: That is true.

They all agreed.

Me: You all will be known as The Spiderman 5.

Spiderman: Ooh! I like that.

Noir Spiderman: That is perfect.

Lincoln: I hope it was all worth it, Nico. Because we had to forsake our usual way of doing things just to lead up to the Tablet reassembling. Including not teleporting to other planets for all the fights. Who knows if many people could've died because of your little power trip?

Nico: I know. But the important thing is we won and saved everything and everyone.

Me: Yeah.

Lincoln: Besides it was an awesome adventure Lincoln and we had fun on that.

Me: Yeah. And we had a lot of good victories come out of it. We found TAS Mary Jane and reunited her with TAS Spiderman, Avenged Noir Spiderman's family and friends by killing all his enemies, Helped 2099 Spiderman saved Kron from himself, Saved Ultimate Gwen Stacy and gave her awesome Gene-slamming abilities and helped Girl Jordan kill another version of Carnage and also we brought back Soichi who died last year when we destroyed Evolt.

Nico: Yeah this has been a very productive 14 days.

Eli: It sure has.

Noir Spiderman: It sure has been and it was so fun.

Girl Jordan: It really was awesome and epic.

Ultimate Spiderman: How about we go into the simulator and discuss what happened during this adventure in there?

Me: Good idea. First this! KIBAL LETS HOWL!

(THE WOLF AND THE MOON BY BRUNUHVILLE PLAYS)

I turned into WOLF MOON 🌙!

The Simulator activated and we were in Paris, France.

Nico: We're here in Paris, France, and you're going to like what's in store for today's rescue. Lincoln, would you do the honors?

Lincoln: You bet. Okay, guys, we're going to expose Lila Rossi for the monster she really is!

Me: Oh! AWESOME!

Lincoln: And then, we're going to kill that monster bitch.

Eini then appeared.

Eini: This is going to be hilarious. Remember the same trick you used to expose Lumpus yesterday, Lincoln?

Lincoln: Oh yeah, that's exactly what I'm going to do, but that's not the only thing, I also asked Becky Long to upload the footage of all of Lila's crimes that Gallie and my other Guardian Angels, along with yours and Nico's friends have to everyone's phones.

Chloe: Once that happens, everyone will be out for that bitch's head.

Universe 666 Trixx came out of the Miracle Box on Lincoln's back.

Universe 666 Trixx: But, by day's end, she'll be dead by our hands.

Lincoln: Right, Universe 666 Trixx.

Zocks: Alright. Now, all you have to do is wait for us to give the signal when it's time to expose her.

Lincoln: Got it.

Me: Yep.

Nico: First before we go after Lila lets make a pit stop to Gabriel's dad. We need to settle some things.

We walked to the Agreste mansion.

Me: I always love coming to Paris. The City of Lights is awesome.

Nico: Yeah it sure is.

2099 Spiderman: Paris is an awesome city.

Me: It sure is Miguel.

Camie: Wow.

Me: When we were here to help Marinette and friends the first time, that became one of the most strenuous adventures we ever had. But that was also the first time Nico lead the team.

Nico: Yep it sure was.

Camie: Wow! That is awesome.

Laney: Yeah it was fun.

Adrien: My house is just around the corner.

We arrived at his mansion.

Ultimate Spiderman: Wow! Your house is amazing Adrien.

Adrien: Yep.

Me: Gabriel is a world famous fashion critic and Leni is one of his biggest fans. She gets most of her fashion designs from all of his magazines.

Leni: It's true and he is totes an amazing legend in fashions.

Brittney: It's true.

Nico: Yep.

Me: You see Adrien's dad is also Marinette and Adrien's most dangerous nemesis, HAWK MOTH.

I went over his history and it was sad and tragic.

2099 Spiderman: So he did all this because he wanted Emile back?

Me: Yeah. And back then we were suffering from the effects of Dark Orb contamination and it was messing around with us. But we didn't even know about it until much later on. We had to refrain from showing even the tiniest bit of anger or else we would be akumatized.

Nico: Yeah it wasn't easy. But we pulled through.

Lily: We sure did.

We went up to the door and Adrien knocked on it and Nathalie answered.

Nathalie: Adrien, now might not be the best time.

Adrien: Nathalie, please don't lie to me. Don't ask me how but I know Dad's Hawk Moth.

Nathalie: How did you-? Nevermind. Your father is dealing with an urgent situation that's come up.

Adrien: Okay. Not only do I have to talk to Dad about his secret. But I think I might know what that urgent situation is.

Lily: It's him trying to get the Miraculous to bring back Emile.

Nathalie gasped.

Nathalie: Follow me.

We followed her to Gabriel's study.

Nathalie: And that is a personal problem. This urgent situation... just came up today.

Me: Let me guess, Lila Rossi is giving him static.

Nathalie: Yes she's stealing an Akuma for herself.

Me: She's going to become Volpina again.

Qin: That girl is a monster.

Me: Yep. But we have a plan for her.

Nathalie: I'm glad you do.

We arrived at Gabriel's study.

Adrien: Uh dad we need to talk.

Gabriel: I'm busy son but what is it?

Adrien: Dad we know you're Hawk Moth.

He gasped.

Gabriel: Gorilla. Please leave us.

The Gorilla bowed and left the room.

Ultimate Spiderman: He doesn't talk much, does he?

Adrien: Nah he is the strong silent type.

2099 Spiderman: Who was that?

Me: That was Adrien's bodyguard Gorilla. He became the Gorilla Kaiju Akuma, Gorizilla.

Carol: Yep.

Me: We're sorry to come in like this so suddenly Gabriel. But we only wish to talk.

Adrien: Dad I know you did what you had to do to save mom. And I want you to know that I completely understand why you did all that.

Gabriel: (sighs) Adrien, you couldn't wait until later to talk to me about this?! Something came up! And since you know my secret, it's only fair you see what I'm referring to.

Gabriel turned on the security footage to reveal Lila Rossi sneaking into Hawk Moth's chamber. She smirked before grabbing an Akuma and running out.

Me: Cunning as a fox and just as evil.

Nico: That's another reason why we're here Gabriel. To kill her.

Gabriel: But isn't your code against killing kids?

Me: Under normal circumstances yes. But Lila Rossi is no kid. She's a monster. And we spared her because of our code. But not this time. We have a plan. We're going to expose her crimes to all of Paris and to everyone in France and the world. As the final nail in her coffin we're going to have her parents disown her before we kill her.

Chloe Bourgeois: Just wanted to make myself known. But she shot my Daddy and Marinette's Mom before. And she ends up killing you in an alternate timeline.

Gabriel gasped!

Me: It's a really long story. I don't know how someone like her got a gun but that is another mistake I'm not going to let happen again.

Nico: Yeah. And I'm not going to let that mistake in that time happen to you here in this time.

Gabriel: Thank you Nico.

Lincoln: Here.

He gave Gabriel a bulletproof vest.

Lincoln: Tom gave us some of his bulletproof vests just in case.

Nico: Cool.

Marinette: Um... back to the main reason we're here?

Nico: Sorry. Just taking precautions.

Marinette: Oh.

Gabriel: I'm glad you told me all this. I have to stop that monster.

Me: And we'll gladly help you.

Gabriel: And I want to redeem myself too. NOOROO DARK WINGS RISE!

He turned into HAWK MOTH!

Nico: Cool!

Me: We'll give you a place in the M.O.E. later on.

Lincoln: That's right.

Hawk Moth: All right. Lets do it.

Nico: Come on guys. We got a bad fox to stop.

Me: The Wolf has found its prey.

Nico: Also, we can cure your wife later.

Hawk Moth: I would like that very much.

Lily: Leave that to me. I can do that.

Nico: Lets go.

We were off to Marinette's school.

Taro: I have an idea for one last Akumatization. Akumatize me.

Hawk Moth: Alright. What would you like your name to be?

Taro: Avataroki.

Me: The Donbrothers Hitotsuki!

Nico: That would have been so cool!

Eli: Whoa that would have been an awesome episode for Donbrothers.

Lola: Yeah!

Me: Go for it.

Hawk Moth: Avataroki, this could very well be the last time I Akumatize someone. All I ask is that you bring down Lila Rossi. By any means necessary.

Taro: Like you even have to ask.

Instead of the usual Akumatization process, Taro was surrounded by an energy circle with the Donbrothers logo before turning into Avataroki.

Hawk Moth: That... usually doesn't happen.

Nico: What you told Taro must've been his desire.

Me: AWESOME! Wow! If this were a REAL episode of Donbrothers then this would be epic!

Haruka: It sure would!

Me: How do you feel Taro?

Taro: Amazing! First time ever being this.

Me: This is actually a Stage Show exclusive Hitotsuki. I read about it on the internet.

Taro: Wow! I didn't know about that.

Me: You learn something new everyday.

Nico: Yep. Also your Akuma's that you made Gabriel are in the M.O.E.

Me: Yep. Another long story. Avataroki pushed the doors to the school open.

We busted in. We saw the halls empty.

Me: No one is here.

Qin: Must be in class.

Me: Hmm.

We went to the cafeteria and we saw her. We then got into position and Lila Rossi was gloating and planning to kill Marinette and her friends.

Nico: Target sighted.

Me: It's showtime, Lincoln.

Suddenly, the four large golden rings orbiting around the corners of Lincoln's large golden halo behind his head glowed and fired four beams of light which formed into a viewing window and right in front of the citizens of Paris, and then, it began to play a video compilation: it showed every last one of Lila Rossi's crimes and lies, and their phones went off and they had the clips of her crimes and lies as well playing on them.

Needless to say, everyone was disgusted by Lila Rossi, and that did it! EVERYONE IN PARIS AND THE ENTIRE WORLD SCREAMED IN OUTRAGE AT LILA ROSSI! NOW SHE WAS SEEN AS THE LIAR AND EVIL HEARTLESS MONSTER SHE REALLY IS!

Simulator Lila Rossi: NO! NO! NO! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Me: Bingo.

Suddenly, the spirits of the Miraculous appeared from out of nowhere and they surround and attacked Lila Rossi with blasts of elements and energy, and they converged and a massive explosion erupted and a Phoenix Cry and Thunderbird Screech were heard, and we appeared in front of Lila Rossi.

Simulator Lila Rossi: WHAT THE FUCK HAVE YOU ALL DONE?!

The viewing window closed and the four golden halos orbiting the corners of Lincoln's large gold halo stop glowing.

Me: Simply put we exposed your actions to all of Paris and the world. Now, they see you for the liar and fucking monster you are.

Nico: Now, everyone here wants to see you dead and your blood spilled all over the streets of Paris.

That ultimately did it, Lila Rossi eventually went insane and turned into a rabid dog with rabies as her mouth was foaming.

Simulator Lila Rossi: (ENRAGED NTH-DEGREE FUCKED-UP SCREAM) YOU! YOU! I'LL KILL YOU ALL AND FEED YOUR ENTRAILS TO THE BUZZARDS!

Lincoln fired a diamond ball at Lila Rossi which hit her in the face and knocked out all of her teeth and he took her Fox Miraculous and gave it to Simulator Alya.

Me: And you have something that belongs to Hawk Moth.

Simulator Lila: TAKE IT IF YOU CAN!

She turned into VOLPINA!

Me: RELEASE THE WOLF! (HOWLS)

(RUNNING WITH THE WOLVES BY AURORA PLAYS)

A massive vortex of blue fire exploded out around me and I released the power of the Wolf 🐺!

Volpina then made us see many copies of herself.

Noir Spiderman: After we beat Mysterio yesterday, this shouldn't be too hard.

Shattered Dimensions Spiderman simply walked up to the real Volpina and punched her in the face.

POW!

Nico: Nice one!

Me: My turn! WOLF MOON STYLE NINJA ART: JANUARY WOLF PACK BLITZ!

I fired a massive wave of blue fire and it formed into a deadly wolf pack and blasted her down!

Me: TAKE THAT!

Marinette: TIKKI SPOTS ON! HA!

She turned into LADYBUG!

Adrien: PLAGG CLAWS OUT!

He turned into CAT NOIR!

Me: Oh yeah!

Volpina: And who are you supposed to be blue boy!

Me: I am WOLF MOON 🌙!

I fired blades of fire and blasted her all over!

Scott: Remember me, bitch?!

Volpina gasped!

Scott: RPM! GET IN GEAR!

He transformed!

Apple Bloom: And remember us!?

Volpina saw the Cutie Mark Crusaders and then she saw the memories of what happened to her! SHE WAS SHOT AND KILLED BY THEM!

Volpina: You 3! I'm gonna kill those whores you call sisters first!

Applejack, Rarity and Rainbow Dash GASPED AND THEN GROWLED IN RAGE!

Rarity: NO ONE CALLS ME A WHORE!

Applejack: WHY YOU DIRTY SNAKE IN THE GRASS!

POW!

Rainbow Dash punched Volpina in the face with incredible force and knocked out some of her teeth and then Chloe bashed her in the face and gave her a NASTY BLACK EYE!

Chloe: That's for shooting my dad! POLLIN BUZZ ON!

She turned into QUEEN BEE!

Nico: Now you are in trouble! PYRI! FIRE WINGS BURN!

(CODA BY HANS ZIMMER PLAYS AT 4:00 TO 4:24)

Nico was enveloped in a swirling vortex of fire and he turned into FIREWING 🔥!

Nico: This will be good!

Me: You just pissed off a bunch of bears you bitch!

Avataroki punched Volpina.

POW BLAM SMASH WHAM!

She was smashed all over the place with powerful force!

Volpina got up and then got out a gun. She pointed it at Marinette and just as she was about to fire I fired a laser blast and blasted the gun out of her hands!

Eli teleported and caught it.

Me: Not this time!

Volpina then rang the school bell. The loud noise started hurting Ultimate Spidey's symbiote suit as he yelled in pain.

I fired a blast of energy and destroyed the bell.

Me: Nice try.

Then the kids and everyone came and saw us fighting Volpina.

Volpina then went at us and Nico and Marinette punched her down.

Marinette: That's for shooting my dad!

Kagami: I am getting my sword to stab that lying bitch! (runs off)

2099 Spiderman: Like we're going to wait for her to get her sword!

Nico: Yeah.

Persephone: You are now all alone, and now, the darkness will claim your soul.

Suddenly, Persephone's blood red eyes turned neon blood red and she was surrounded by a rainbow, black and blood red energy aura with stars, darkness, dark fire, green fire, stars, creatures of the night, phoenixes, and angels, she unholstered her massive Persephone's Eternal Cosmic Darkness Dark Princess's Demonic Vampire Greatsword of Eternal Cosmic Darkness Dark Princess's Demonic Vampire Gothic Poetic Phoenix Justice from her back, and as she approached Lila Rossi, she left rainbow, black and blood red energy, stars, darkness, dark fire, green fire, stars, creatures of the night, phoenixes, and angels with every step.

Persephone: No words can ever describe how much I hate you, Lila Rossi, you really are nothing more than a worthless piece of garbage who has no care for anyone except for yourself, you're an insane psychopathic homicidal sociopathic monster who wants to kill Marinette and her friends and see all of Paris burn. It's further proof that your soul is as black as your rotten heart, there's no place for the likes of you in this world or the next, and now, death has come for you at long last.

Suddenly, Persephone was surrounded by a massive vortex of rainbow, black, and blood red energy with stars, darkness, dark fire, and green fire surrounding the vortex, there are creatures of the night, phoenixes, and angels flying around the vortex, and in the vortex is a black phoenix with blood red eyes glaring at Lila Rossi: the red eyes of eternal death.

Suddenly, The Unity Crystals on my J.D. Knudson's Universal Eternal Celestial Cosmic Elemental Wolf Moon Phoenix Greatsword of Universal Eternal Cosmic Elemental Wolf Moon Justice and The Unity Crystals on Lincoln Loud's massive Lincoln Loud's United Friendship Hinon's Eternal Friendship Almighty Cosmic Storm Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds glowed with very intense brightness, and then, The Unity Crystals fired a beam of light into Persephone's massive Persephone's Eternal Cosmic Darkness Dark Princess's Demonic Vampire Greatsword of Eternal Cosmic Darkness Dark Princess's Demonic Vampire Gothic Poetic Phoenix Justice and then, it glowed, and then surrounding the massive vortex of rainbow, black, and blood red energy with stars, darkness, dark fire, and green fire surrounding the vortex, there are creatures of the night, phoenixes, and angels flying around the vortex, and in the vortex is a black phoenix with blood red eyes glaring at Lila Rossi: the red eyes of eternal death is a MASSIVE VORTEX OF RAINBOW LIGHT AND ENERGY AND FIRE, ICE, WATER, WIND, LIGHTNING, EARTH, LAVA, LIGHT, DARKNESS, CRYSTALS, WOOD, STARS, TIME, NATURE, GRAVITY, BLOOD, MAGIC, MOONLIGHT, RAINBOW CRYSTALS, RAINBOW SUPER LIGHTNING, RAINBOW FIRE, SAND, BLUE FIRE, BUBBLES, STEAM, NEBULONIC GAS, SUNS, AURORA, LIGHT MAGIC, DARK MAGIC, BLACK MAGIC, SATANIC MAGIC, MOONLIGHT, EXPLOSIONS, AND ATOMIC RADIATION EXPLODED OUT OF PERSEPHONE AND HER POWER WAS REALLY AND RAPIDLY INCREASING AT AN EXPONENTIAL RATE AT A MASSIVE LEVEL!

Nico: HOLY GREAT BALLS OF FIRE!

Me: THIS IS IT!

Lincoln: IT'LL START RAINING BLOOD SOON, BRACE YOURSELVES! YOU'VE HAD THIS COMING FOR A VERY LONG TIME, LIE-LA, AND NOW, YOUR DAY OF JUDGEMENT HAS FINALLY COME!

THEN, THE WORLD TREE ESTATE, THE TREE OF HARMONY, AND ALL OF THE POWERFUL LANDS OF EQUESTRIA GLOWED AND THEIR ENERGY FLOWED INTO PERSEPHONE! THEN, AS SOON AS THE VORTEX FADED, PERSEPHONE EMERGED FOREVER CHANGED!

(FORSAKEN BY WITHIN TEMPTATION PLAYS)

Persephone grew from 7'5" to 7'9" in height, she has large gold metal bracers on her biceps and thighs, and she now has eleven large midnight black and blood red orbs orbiting around her legs, she has the body of a goddess, she has blood red highlights in the bangs of her long black hair and she now has vampire fangs and large golden halo in the center with golden angel wings on the bottom side and four orbiting golden rings on each corner behind her head, she has neon blood red eyes and a rainbow, black, and blood red energy aura with darkness, dark fire, green fire, stars, vampire bats, creatures of the night, phoenixes, and angels surrounding her, she has a vampire bat with blood drops on its belly emblazoned on her forehead with Third Eye with blood red iris, she has on vampire bat earrings with blood red gems for eyes and holding the Dark, Death, and Eternity Kanjis in its claws, she also has a vampire bat with blood red gems for eyes and holding the Dark, Death, and Eternity Kanjis in the claws on the bottom of her blood red vampire bat-shaped Element of Harmony, along with the gold Thunderbird pendant of her Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love with blood red crystal links from her merged Crystal Necklace of the Buddha and blood red gems embedded on the gold lightning bolts and she also has on her new white and gold accented Elemental Thunderbird Choker Necklace of Eternal Love. Persephone has on a long-sleeved midnight black dress with blood red designs, black pants, knee-high black boots, and long sleeveless white trenchcoat with darkness, dark flames, green flames, vampire bats, creatures of the night, stars, and phoenixes on the coattails, and on the back is a vampire bat surrounded by darkness. Suddenly, Persephone felt a sharp pain on her back, and then, her massive black angel wings with blood red and green tips on the feathers grew much bigger for her new body, and her eleven massive and long black wolf tails with blood red tips and blood red markings grew much bigger and longer, Persephone has on her Ring of the Phoenix with onyx gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it on her right ring finger and Green Lantern Corps ring on her left ring finger and Stone of Gelel embedded in her left hand.

Suddenly, Persephone's massive Persephone's Eternal Cosmic Darkness Dark Princess's Demonic Vampire Greatsword of Eternal Cosmic Darkness Dark Princess's Demonic Vampire Gothic Poetic Phoenix Justice and all the greatswords and swords that she'd gotten began to merge together and they're surrounded by a kaleidoscope of black and blood red energy, darkness, dark flames, green fire, vampire bats, creatures of the night, stars, phoenixes, and angels, and when it emerged, it transformed into Persephone's Demonic Eternal Cosmic Darkness Dark Princess's Demonic Vampire Greatsword of Demonic Eternal Cosmic Darkness Dark Princess's Demonic Vampire Gothic Poetic Phoenix Justice, it's a brand-new massive greatsword with embedded blood red gems and blood red etchings and a vampire bat and phoenix etched on the 7'6" massive, wide, double-edged midnight black blade, large midnight black vampire bat heads for the crossguard, large white angelic faces built into both sides of the hilt with large blood red gems embedded in the foreheads, longer midnight black handle, four large black vampire bats heads with blood red gems for eyes and in their mouths and a large black vampire bat head with a blood red gem in its mouth below the large phoenix heads for the pommel. Persephone has on her new large gold Bracers of The Champions of The Universe with blood red gems on her wrists and Dragon Ball Bracelet on the left gold Bracer, her new large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a gold vampire bat head with blood red gems for eyes and large blood red gem in its mouth for the belt buckle on her waist, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace and Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Eternal Elemental Harmony on her right hip and Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her left hip. There's a blood red kanji below the vampire bat that said, "Persephone, Member of The Goths of Darkness, Member of The Young Morticians' Club, Goth of Michigan, Lover of Darkness, The Occult, and Vampires, Best Friend of Lucy Loud, Member of The Green Lantern Corps, Despiser of Killjoy Huggins, Dark Chandler and His Minions, And The Rest of Lincoln's Enemies, Loving Future Wife of Lincoln Loud, Archenemy of Misty Tredwell of The Dark Signers, Destroyer of Melanie Landon of The Legion of The Lincoln Haters and Lila Rossi, Brave Warrior of The Cosmos, Protector, Defender, and Savior of The Universe, Multiverse, and Beyond, Ambassador and Beacon of Hope to The Universe, Master of The Powers of Friendship and The Elements, Master of The Fury of Celestial Xelnaga, Master of The Black Gates, Ultimate Force of Ultimate Good, True Goddess of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust, Savior of The Loud House and Michigan, True Immortal Hero, Destroyer and Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, Master of The Fury of Celestial Xelnaga, Master of The Black Gates, True Immortal Hero, Defender of The Loud House, and Master of Darkness, Dark Magic, Dark Fire, Vampires, Creatures of The Night, Stars, Dark Curses, Green Fire, The Occult, Phoenixes, and Angels"

ペルセポネ、闇のゴスのメンバー、若い葬儀屋クラブのメンバー、ミシガンのゴス、闇、オカルト、吸血鬼の恋人、ルーシー・ラウドの親友、グリーン・ランタン軍団のメンバー、キルジョイ・ハギンズの軽蔑者、ダークチャンドラーとその手下、そして残りのリンカーンの敵たち、リンカーン・ラウドの愛する未来の妻、ダーク・シグナーズのミスティ・トレッドウェルの大敵、リンカーン・ヘイターズ軍団のメラニー・ランドンの破壊者、そしてコスモスの勇敢な戦士、守護者ライラ・ロッシ、宇宙、多元宇宙、そしてその先の守護者であり救世主、宇宙への希望の大使であり灯台、友情の力と要素のマスター、セレスティアル・ゼルナガの怒りのマスター、ブラック・ゲートのマスター、究極の力究極の善、真実、正義、愛、思いやり、希望、許し、勇気、美徳、決意、忠誠心、正直さ、寛大さ、優しさ、無私の心、勇気、そして信頼の真の女神、ラウドハウスとミシガン州の救世主、真の不滅のヒーロー、悪の破壊者とスレイヤー、狂った、殺人的、冷酷でサディスティックなろくでなし、驚くべき強力な教師の驚くべき強力な生徒、天上のゼルナガの怒りのマスター、ブラックゲートのマスター、真の不滅のヒーロー、ラウドハウスの擁護者、およびマスター・オブ・ダークネス、ダーク・マジック、ダーク・ファイア、ヴァンパイア、夜の生き物、スター、ダーク・カース、グリーン・ファイア、オカルト、フェニックス、エンジェル

Suddenly, Persephone's immense blue protective aura transformed into an immense protective rainbow aura with elements swirling around it, she'd transformed into her ultimate transformation.

Persephone has transformed into SUPER ANGEL-VAMPIRE-PHOENIX-HARMONY UNITED FRIENDSHIP UNIVERSAL ETERNAL CELESTIAL XELNAGA DIVINE COSMIC DARKNESS ETERNAL COSMIC GOTHIC DARKNESS VAMPIRE PHOENIX ANGEL OF DIVINE COSMIC DARKNESS ETERNAL COSMIC GOTHIC DARKNESS VAMPIRE PHOENIX ANGEL JUSTICE AND DIVINE COSMIC DARKNESS ETERNAL COSMIC GOTHIC DARKNESS VAMPIRE PHOENIX ANGEL LOVE!

We were amazed by Persephone's Super Angel-Vampire-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga transformation, and when Lincoln saw her, he had an atomic red blush on his face, hearts in his eyes, and his nose was bleeding, but when Lila Rossi saw it, she went absolutely insane with rage and ran at her to kill her, but Persephone fired a massive barrage of rainbow, black, and blood red energy, darkness, dark fire, green fire, vampire bats, creatures of the night, stars, phoenixes, and angels at Lila Rossi, and she got hit hard, she got back up, but now, she was absolutely angrier and insane than ever and she was foaming at the mouth.

Persephone: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Demonic Dark Cosmic Eternal Darkness Gothic Blood Vampire Phoenix Angel and Divine Dark Cosmic Demonic Cosmic Eternal Gothic Darkness Vampire Phoenix Angel Love) That was only just the start of what's coming for you, Lila Rossi.

Supernova Zap: That's right, now death is finally coming for you, Lila Rossi, and no one's going to ever miss you!

Me: You're heading for an early grave, bitch!

We were spewing death threats at Lila Rossi like crazy, and this was absolutely pissing her off even more than that and she's being driven even more insane.

Avataroki grabbed Lila by the throat.

Lila: Wait! Can't we talk about this?!

Avataroki: No more talking. You're dying now!

Avataroki gripped his left hand around Lila's throat ready to snap her neck. But suddenly, he turned back into Taro.

Hawk Moth: What?! But the Akuma wasn't purified!

Nico: I was afraid of this. It's just like what happened when I battled Ulrich Wernerstein. Due to being around us, Taro's powers must've cured him of the Akuma!

Taro: This isn't good.

Me: Just like how the Akuma's wouldn't affect us because our power is too strong!

Lila grabbed Taro and threw him against the wall

Lila Rossi: (laughs evilly) Oh dear. Seems that someone's powers went down the drain. I, however, still have mine. Now then, before I snap your neck, do you have any last words?!

Taro (grins) Actually, yes. Avatar Change!

He transformed!

Taro: Born from a Peach! DON MOMOTARO! ドンモモタロウ

Marinette: You're through Lila! It's over!

Volpina: CHENG, CHENG, CHENG, CHENG, CHENG, CHENG! You have been nothing but a fucking thorn in my side and you always RUIN EVERYTHING I DO! Why?! I hate you MARINETTE CHENG! I HATE YOU MORE THAN FUCKING LIFE ITSELF! I HATE YOU MORE THAN EVERYONE ON THIS FUCKING CITY AND EVERYONE ON THIS FUCKING PLANET! I HATE YOU MORE THAN EVERYONE IN THIS ENTIRE UNIVERSE! I never hated anyone or anything more than I hate you! I HATE YOU INFINITELY MORE THAN ANYONE OR ANYTHING TIMES A THOUSAND TRILLION QUADRILLION INFINITIES! Why is it always you that must hate everything I do, why must you stand in the way of my plans time after time, again and again?! WHY! YOU NO GOOD FUCKING WHORE OF A FUCKING MOTHERFUCKING BITCH! I am getting so sick of the Cheng family sticking their nose where it doesn't belong! If it hadn't been for you then I would already be the greatest ever and be the best ever with my own life! BUT NO! YOU JUST HAD TO RUIN EVERYTHING FOR ME! YOU MAKE ME SICK! I HATE YOU MORE THAN LIFE ITSELF! I HATE YOU! I HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE! I HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE YOU! HAAAAAAAAAAAAATEEE HAAAAAAAAAAAATEEEE! HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

BUT THEN…

AN EXTREMELY MASSIVE AND INCREDIBLY INTENSELY POWERFUL RAINBOW FIRE EXPLOSION BLASTED OUT OF MARINETTE WITH INCREDIBLY DEVASTATING AND UNBELIEVABLE FORCE! THE EXPLOSION WAS SO INTENSELY POWERFUL THAT EVERYONE IN 300 UNIVERSES FELT IT AND THEN IT FORMED A MASSIVE JET OF RAINBOW FIRE AND IT FLEW OUT OF THE INFINITELY VAST WEB OF GALAXIES AND FORMED INTO A POWERFUL PHOENIX! IT CROWED INTENSELY WITH AMAZING POWER AND THEN THE FIRE PHOENIX WENT BACK TO EARTH AND MARINETTE GOT AN INTENSELY POWERFUL SUPERCHARGE FROM HIS HATRED! SHE EMERGED WITH AN INTENSELY INCREDIBLY POWERFUL NEW RAINBOW OUTFIT!

Nico: WHOA! That villainous breakdown REALLY SUPERCHARGED MARINETTE!

Qin: HOLY CRAP!

Nico: WHOA!

Qin: WHOA! Marinette how do you feel?

Marinette: I feel amazing! Now there is something I've been wanting to say to Lila.

Volpina: What is it!?

Marinette: I am Judgement and Heaven is Nigh.

(JOAN BY HEATHER DALE PLAYS)

I am as God made me,

I have no desire for a mouth at my breast or a pot on the fire

I heed the high voices, I go where I'm sent

To mow down the men who refuse to repent

I'm a scythe in a field full of briars

And they won't call me Mother or Sister or Wife

They will know me or not by the strength of my life

I will burn with a light of my own

They'll know me as Joan

The courage of Catherine, the flames of the forge

The sword of St. Michael, the blood of St. George

I take what I'm given, I follow my truth

I gladly abandon the bloom of my youth

I'm the lashing that falls from the scourge

And they won't call me Mother or Sister or Wife

They will know me or not by the strength of my life

I will burn with a light of my own

They'll know me as Joan

Christem ducem

Poena fortis

Et sanguinis effusio

Corda terant

Ut te quaerant

Ieso, nostra redemptio

I fight where God tells me, I never ask why

I've bloodied the Devil with steel from on high

I kill without consequence, heed no man's law

I sift out the righteous like grain from the straw

I am judgment and heaven is nigh

They won't call me Mother or Sister or Wife

They will know me or not by the strength of my life

I will burn with a light of my own

They'll know me as Joan

They won't call me Mother or Sister or Wife

They will know me or not by the strength of my life

I will burn with a light of my own

They'll know me as Joan

No, they won't call me Mother or Sister or Wife

They will know me or not by the strength of my life

I will burn with a light of my own

They'll know me as Joan

No, they won't call me Mother or Sister or Wife

They will know me or not by the strength of my life

I will burn with a light of my own

They'll know me as Joan

They won't call me Mother or Sister or Wife

They will know me or not by the strength of my life

I will burn with a light of my own

They'll know me as Joan

Marinette went at Volpina and punched and kicked her all over the place with intense force.

Hawk Moth: I should've had Nathalie arrest you the minute you showed up on my door!

Me: YEAH!

I then kicked her in her face!

Lola: Take this!

She fired waves of fire and blasted her.

Marinette punched her in her face and legswept her and kicked her into the wall!

Ultimate Spiderman: Clever of you to exploit the suit's weakness. But that's not gonna happen again!

Me: No kidding. Hey Lila! I checked your medical records. You know those diseases you keep saying you have? Guess what, YOU HAVE NO SUCH DISEASES!

LIAR LIAR PANTS ON FIRE!

Nico: You're a disease yourself!

Me: Because you LIE all the time!

Nico: YEAH!

Me: Oh and your parents? They are not Diplomats. Turns out they are just owners of a Pasta Shop!

LIAR LIAR!

Nico: YEAH!

Me: Even your sister Savanna has more heart than you!

Noir Spiderman snuck up behind Lila and grabbed her.

Volpina: HEY!

Noir Spiderman: And you are nothing but a little disease spreading parasite!

Xenia: That's right.

Haruka: Savanna?

Me: Lila Rossi's older sister.

Qin: Yeah.

Me: Savanna hates her sister for everything she does.

Lola: Yeah she's much nicer than Lila. She's the polar opposite of her.

Sabrina: (to Noir Spiderman) I'm not defending Lila. But doesn't holding her like that make you a pervert?

Noir Spiderman: You know what, Sabrina? It doesn't matter at this point!

Me: She's going to die anyway.

Marinette: She had this coming for a long time.

Qin: Yep.

Suddenly, Supernova Zap's brilliant cobalt blue eyes turned neon brilliant cobalt blue and she was surrounded by a very light blue violet, very pale cyan, and light brilliant magenta energy aura with stars, hearts, nebulae, constellations, magic, and Alicorns, she unholstered her massive Supernova Zap's Alicorn Eternal Magical Sparkling Star Popstar Friendship Greatsword of Eternal Superstar Nebula Love and Superstar Nebula Harmony from her back, and as she approached Lila Rossi, she left very light blue violet, very pale cyan, and light brilliant magenta energy, stars, hearts, nebulae, constellations, magic, and Alicorns with every step.

Supernova Zap: There's absolutely no words that describe how much I hate you so much, Lila Rossi, and Persephone was right to say that about you. Now, it's high time we you the punishment of a lifetime: and that punishment is death!

Suddenly, Supernova Zap was surrounded by a massive vortex of very light blue violet, very pale cyan, and light brilliant magenta energy with stars, hearts, nebulae, constellations, and magic surrounding the vortex, there's an Alicorn flying around the vortex, and in the vortex is a moderate orchid phoenix with red eyes glaring at Lila Rossi: the red eyes of eternal death.

Suddenly, The Unity Crystals on my J.D. Knudson's Universal Eternal Celestial Cosmic Elemental Wolf Moon Phoenix Greatsword of Universal Eternal Cosmic Elemental Wolf Moon Justice and The Unity Crystals on Lincoln Loud's massive Lincoln Loud's United Friendship Hinon's Eternal Friendship Almighty Cosmic Storm Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds glowed with very intense brightness, and then, they fired a beam of light into Supernova Zap's massive Supernova Zap's Alicorn Eternal Magical Sparkling Star Popstar Friendship Greatsword of Eternal Superstar Nebula Love and Superstar Nebula Harmony, and then, it glowed, and then surrounding the massive vortex of very light blue violet, very pale cyan, and light brilliant magenta energy with stars, hearts, nebulae, constellations, and magic surrounding the vortex, there's an Alicorn flying around the vortex, and in the vortex is a moderate orchid phoenix with red eyes glaring at Lila Rossi: the red eyes of eternal death is a MASSIVE VORTEX OF RAINBOW LIGHT AND ENERGY AND FIRE, ICE, WATER, WIND, LIGHTNING, EARTH, LAVA, LIGHT, DARKNESS, CRYSTALS, WOOD, STARS, TIME, NATURE, GRAVITY, BLOOD, MAGIC, MOONLIGHT, RAINBOW CRYSTALS, RAINBOW SUPER LIGHTNING, RAINBOW FIRE, SAND, BLUE FIRE, BUBBLES, STEAM, NEBULONIC GAS, SUNS, AURORA, LIGHT MAGIC, DARK MAGIC, BLACK MAGIC, SATANIC MAGIC, MOONLIGHT, EXPLOSIONS, AND ATOMIC RADIATION EXPLODED OUT OF HER AND HER POWER WAS REALLY AND RAPIDLY INCREASING AT AN EXPONENTIAL RATE AT A MASSIVE LEVEL!

THEN, THE WORLD TREE ESTATE, THE TREE OF HARMONY, AND ALL OF THE POWERFUL LANDS OF EQUESTRIA GLOWED AND THEIR ENERGY FLOWED INTO SUPERNOVA ZAP! THEN, AS SOON AS THE VORTEX FADED, SUPERNOVA ZAP EMERGED FOREVER CHANGED!

Supernova grew to 7'9" in height, she has metal gold bracers on her biceps and thighs, and she now has eleven large brilliant magenta orbs orbiting around her legs, she has the body of a goddess, she has brilliant magenta highlights in the bangs of her very light blue violet hair with very pale cyan and light brilliant magenta highlights and she has a large golden halo in the center with golden angel wings on the bottom side and four large orbiting golden rings on each corner, she has neon brilliant cobalt blue eyes and a very light blue violet, very pale cyan, and light brilliant magenta energy aura with stars, hearts, nebulae, constellations, magic, and Alicorns surrounding her, she has an Alicorn with a star emblazoned on her forehead and Third Eye with brilliant cobalt blue iris, she has on Alicorn earrings with cobalt blue gems for eyes and the Love, Star, Nebula, and Eternity Kanjis in its horns, she also has an Alicorn with cobalt blue gems for eyes and the Love, Star, Nebula, and Eternity Kanjis in its horn for the second pendant on the bottom of her Element of Harmony, along with the gold Thunderbird pendant of her Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love necklace with cobalt blue crystal links from her merged Crystal Necklace of the Buddha and cobalt blue gems on the gold lightning bolts, and she also has on her new white and gold accented Elemental Thunderbird Choker Necklace of Eternal Love, Supernova Zap has on a long-sleeved blue and purple shirt with heart, pink skirt with sparkles and orange hearts, pink high-heeled boots, and long sleeveless white trenchcoat with stars, hearts, nebulae, constellations, magic, and Alicorns on the coattails, and on the back is an Alicorn surrounded by stars and on top of its horn is a heart. Suddenly, Supernova Zap felt a sharp pain on her back, and then, massive pale yellow angel wings with very light blue violet, very pale cyan, and light brilliant magenta tips on the large pale yellow feathers grew and sprouted out from her back, her long very light blue violet tail with very pale cyan and light brilliant magenta streaks grew much longer for her new body, and she now has a pale yellow horn on her head. Supernova Zap has on her Ring of the Phoenix with large brilliant cobalt blue gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it on her right ring finger and Star Sapphire Corps ring on her left ring finger, and she has her cutie mark on her right shoulder and Stone of Gelel embedded in her left hand.

Suddenly, Supernova Zap's massive Supernova Zap's Alicorn Eternal Magical Sparkling Star Popstar Friendship Greatsword of Eternal Superstar Nebula Love and Superstar Nebula Harmony and all the greatswords and swords she'd gotten began merging together, and they were surrounded by a kaleidoscope of very light blue violet, very pale cyan, and light brilliant magenta energy, stars, hearts, nebulae, constellations, magic, and Alicorns, and when it emerged, it was transformed into Supernova Zap's Sparkling Star Redemption Alicorn Eternal Magical Sparkling Star Popstar Friendship Greatsword of Eternal Superstar Nebula Love and Superstar Nebula Harmony, it's a brand-new large greatsword with brilliant cobalt blue gems and her cutie mark and stars etched on the 7'6" massive, wide, light brilliant magenta blade, large gold alicorn heads for the crossguard, large white angelic faces built into both sides of the hilt with brilliant cobalt gems embedded in the foreheads, longer midnight black handle, four large gold alicorn heads with very pale cyan blue gems for eyes and large unicorn head with brilliant cobalt blue gems for eyes and large very light blue violet gem in its mouth on the bottom of the Alicorn heads for the pommel, she has on her large gold Bracers of The Champions of The Universe with light brilliant magenta gems on her wrists and Dragon Ball Bracelet on her left Bracer, her large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with an Alicorn for the belt buckle with brilliant cobalt blue gems for the eyes and a large light brilliant magenta gem in its collar for the belt buckle on her waist, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace and Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Eternal Elemental Harmony on her right hip, Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her left hip, and light brilliant magenta Crystal Saber holstered on her left hip. There's a light brilliant magenta kanji below the alicorn that said, "Supernova Zap, Alicorn Princess of Sparkling Pop Star Redemption Friendship Love, Friend and Partner of Kiwi Lollipop, Loving Future Wife of Lincoln Loud, Archenemy of Emperor Z of Darkness, Destroyer of Lila Rossi, Brave Warrior of The Cosmos, Protector, Defender, and Savior of The Universe, Multiverse, and Beyond, Ambassador and Beacon of Hope to The Universe, Master of The Powers of Friendship and The Elements, Master of The Fury of Celestial Xelnaga, Master of The Black Gates, Ultimate Force of Ultimate Good, True Goddess of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust, Destroyer and Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, Destroyer of The Doomsday Twenty-Three and Queen Opaline, Defender of Equestria, Ponyville, and Canterlot, Member of The Knights of The Friendship Table, and Master of Stars, Songs, Magic, and Alicorns"

超新星ザップ、スパークリングポップスターの償還のアリコーンプリンセス、友情愛、キウイロリポップの友人兼パートナー、リンカーンラウドの愛する未来の妻、闇の皇帝Zの大敵、ライラロッシの破壊者、宇宙の勇敢な戦士、プロテクター、ディフェンダー、そして宇宙、多元宇宙、そしてその先の救世主、宇宙への希望の大使兼灯台、友情とエレメントの力のマスター、天界のゼルナガの怒りのマスター、ブラックゲートのマスター、究極の善の究極の力、真真実、正義、愛、慈悲、希望、許し、勇気、美徳、決意、忠誠心、正直さ、寛大さ、優しさ、無私の心、勇気、信頼の女神、悪の破壊者と殺戮者、錯乱した、殺人的、冷酷でサディスティックなろくでなしの女神、驚くべき強力な教師の驚くべき強力な生徒、終末二十三の破壊者と女王オパーリン、エクエストリア、ポニービル、およびカンタロットの擁護者、友情テーブル騎士団のメンバー、そして星、歌、魔法、そしてアリコーン

Suddenly, Supernova Zap's immense blue protective aura transformed into an immense protective rainbow aura with elements swirling around it, she'd transformed into her ultimate transformation.

Supernova Zap has transformed into SUPER ANGEL-NEBULA POPSTAR REDEMPTION LOVE ALICORN PRINCESS-HARMONY UNITED FRIENDSHIP UNIVERAL ETERNAL CELESTIAL XELNAGA COSMIC STARSTORM MAGIC FRIENDSHIP NEBULA POPSTAR REDEMPTION LOVE ALICORN PRINCESS ANGEL OF DIVINE COSMIC STARSTORM MAGIC FRIENDSHIP NEBULA POPSTAR REDEMPTION LOVE ALICORN PRINCESS ANGEL JUSTICE AND DIVINE COSMIC STARSTORM MAGIC FRIENDSHIP NEBULA POPSTAR REDEMPTION LOVE ALICORN PRINCESS ANGEL LOVE!

We were amazed by Supernova Zap's Super Angel-Nebula Popstar Redemption Love Alicorn Princess-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga transformation and when Lincoln saw her, he had an atomic red blush on his face, hearts in his eyes, and his nose was bleeding. But, when Lila Rossi saw it, she went even more insane and this time, he ran at her to kill her, but Supernova Zap fired a massive barrage of very light blue violet, very pale cyan, and light brilliant magenta energy, stars, hearts, nebulae, constellations, magic, and Alicorns, and they hit Lila Rossi and she crashed into another wall, she got back up, but Supernova Zap made her even madder and more insane than ever.

Nico: (TRULY AMAZED) Whoa...!

Me: (TRULY AMAZED) Incredible...!

Eli: (AMAZED) So awesome!

Lincoln: (TRULY AMAZED BEYOND IMAGINATION) That's so awesome! Supernova Zap's transformed into her Super Angel-Nebula Popstar Redemption Love Alicorn Princess-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga form, and with what you tried to do to her, I'm gonna break both your arms and legs before I snap your neck!

Anna Anyanova: And we also called your parents and told them what you did, and they are so mega super enraged at you. They're heading here right now!

Lila Rossi: WHY YOU LITTLE BITCH! I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU!

Suddenly, a blast of black and orange symbiote goo went on her mouth and shut her up.

Nico: Huh?! Who did that?!

Supernova Zap: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The United Friendship Divine Cosmic Starstorm Nebula Star Popstar Redemption Love Alicorn Princess Angel and Divine United Friendship Divine Cosmic Starstorm Nebula Star Popstar Redemption Love Alicorn Princess Angel Love) We'll worry about who did that and shut her big fat yap. Right now, let's rough her up and wait for her parents to arrive.

Lincoln, Supernova Zap, and Persephone went after Lila Rossi who's now gone Nth Degree Fucked-Up Insane, and they fired extremely powerful blasts of rainbow energy, rainbow, black, and blood red energy, very light blue violet, very pale cyan, and light brilliant magenta energy, fireworks, rainbows, storm clouds, gold halo rings, quintessence, life energy, illusions, crosses, planets, sea creatures, nightmare creatures, sports equipment, leaves, plants, pumpkins, dark lightning, pumpkin fire, swords, fruits, animals, music notes, psychic blasts, jewels, starships, imps, butterflies, moths, spades, hearts, aces, diamonds, clubs, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Rainbow Fire, Sand, Blue Fire, Bubbles, Steam, Nebulonic Gas, Suns, Aurora, Light Magic, Dark Magic, Black Magic, Satanic Magic, Moonlight, Explosions, Twin-Tailed Comets, Golems, Fairies, Vampires, Tigers, Buffalo, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Elemental Dragons, Werewolves, Demons, Banshees, Spirits, Fiends, Zombies, Elemental Angels, Elemental Phoenixes, Alicorns, Angels, Archangels, Outer Gods, Mythological Animals, Mammoths, Pegasi, Tortoises, Succubi, Incubi, Hydras, Qilins, Centaurs, Sauropods, Theropods, and Mermaids at Lila Rossi and they exploded with incredible power as they hit her.

Lincoln transformed into Thunder Hare Super Angel Thunder Hare Xelnaga as his large white wolf ears turned into white rabbit ears and he whipped her hard with his Lightning Whip and she also got electrocuted bad.

His white rabbit ears changed back into white wolf ears, and they attacked her with their massive greatswords leaving scars on her and Lincoln left many more with his gold claws and firing energy slashes from his gold claws and he, Supernova Zap, and Persephone attacked her with punches, kicks, and karate chops and they're super mega-painful because of their superhuman strength, along with elemental blasts, and this was really really really driving Lila Rossi even madder and even more insane than ever until she looked like a rabid dog with rabies.

Lila Rossi: (NTH DEGREE FUCKED UP SCREAM) YOU! YOU! I WILL KILL YOU ALL AND REDUCE PARIS TO ASHES!

Simulator Lila Rossi ran at Lincoln, Supernova Zap, and Persephone now completely crazy and now out of her mind, but Lincoln, Supernova Zap, and Persephone kicked her up into the air and Lincoln summoned a storm, and Simulator Lila Rossi was electrocuted severely with lightning strike after lightning strike and she crashed onto the ground. Then, Lincoln wrapped her up in a gold spider silk straitjacket, and just in time too, we saw her parents arrive, and boy were they pissed off at her big time.

Mr. Rossi: I am so absolutely disgusted by your behavior, Lila! So, everything we'd heard from Anna and the others was true! You've tarnished our family's reputation even with your despicable actions and you desired to burn all of Paris to the ground!

Mrs. Rossi I can't believe that you're even our daughter! What kind of person could do those evil acts to Marinette, her friends, and to all of Paris?!

Maria: Everything we told you is all true, Mr. and Mrs. Rossi. Your daughter is a rotten black-hearted monster with a complete disregard for the lives of those around her, she lies to everyone she crosses and she wants nothing more than to kill Marinette and her friends and burn Paris to the ground, she's been a nightmare to everyone for years!

Anna Anyanova: Yeah, she's gotten away with everything not by using your reputation, but through her lies and threats of physical violence, and no one's been able to stop her because she's that insane and pure evil.

Eli: And let's not forget what she'd done to everyone who's crossed her path!

Anna Anyanova: That was until we came here to stop your daughter.

Mrs. Rossi: And we thank you for what you did, Anna. Lincoln's lucky to have a Guardian Angel and future wife like you in his harem.

Lincoln had an atomic red blush on his face, and Anna Anyanova went up and kissed him on the lips and he returned it. Then, he turned to face Chris Hargensen who was literally in big trouble.

Mr. Rossi: Your mother and I did our best to raise you right, but instead, you decided to go downhill and started causing trouble, God knows how many times I'd been called to the school involving yet another of your stunts. You've used nothing but lies to get away with doing horrible things to innocent people, and if you hadn't been stopped, you would've wound up taking someone's life. Well, that all ends here and now!

Mrs. Rossi: He's right, and we've been wanting to do this to you for a very long time, Lila, you are hereby disinherited from our family fortune and it'll be passed on to your older sister, Savannah, and you are also disowned from our family forever.

Simulator Lila Rossi: WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY?! YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO ME! YOU WEAK, SPINELESS, SENILE OLD FOOLS! WHEN I GET OUT OF THIS, I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU ALL AND BURN ALL OF PARIS TO THE GROUND! DO YOU HEAR ME?!

Lincoln fired a rainbow energy blast which turned into a muzzle and she was muzzled.

Maria: Thank you for that, Lincoln, I'm getting sick and tired of hearing her big fat mouth running off like that!

Mr. Rossi: We never want to see your face again! You're no longer our daughter, our only children are Savannah and her brother.

Mrs. Rossi: Okay, you guys can go ahead and get rid of her and we also ran into someone who you may like to see.

Lincoln channeled Black Gate energy into his massive greatsword as the 7'6" massive, wide, double-edged golden blade was glowing with black energy.

SHEEN!

LINCOLN SKEWERED HER THROUGH HER CHEST AND RIGHT THROUGH HER BLACK HEART!

Then, Lila Rossi's body exploded in black flame and she was sent to The Black Gates forever!

Marinette: Just like what happened when he killed Lumpus and Jason Voorhees.

We all cheered wildly as Lincoln, Supernova Zap, and Persephone holstered their massive greatswords on their backs and powered down, and Supernova Zap's new body, clothes, weapons, jewelry, gold halo, Third Eye, longer very light blue tail with very pale cyan and light brilliant magenta highlights, long pale vermilion horn, and massive pale yellow angel wings are permanent, and Persephone's new body, clothes, gold halo, weapons, jewelry, Third Eye, and eleven massive and long midnight black wolf tails, and massive midnight black angel wings are permanent.

Suddenly, Supernova Zap and Persephone felt wobbly and she was about to faint, but Lincoln caught them in his massive and powerful muscular arms.

Lincoln: You and Supernova Zap okay, Persephone?

Persephone: I'm a little dizzy from that.

Supernova Zap: Same here, but we're alright.

Me: Now, you know how we felt. But, that was so awesome, you guys really gave that monster bitch quite the beatdown of her miserable life.

Nico: Yeah, and finally, the final nail of her coffin was her mother and father finding out of her crimes and disowning her.

Lincoln: And I delivered the coupe de grace by skewering her through her chest and black heart with my sword.

Persephone: Lila Rossi deserved it for all of her crimes.

Nico: She sure did, what a monster.

Me: It was really awesome to relive that moment of killing her again.

Suddenly, Supernova Zap wrapped her arms around Lincoln's wider and muscular back, as her chest pressed against Lincoln's massive pecs and her stomach pressed against his eight-pack abs, which'd brought an atomic red blush to Lincoln's face, and he wrapped his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms around her waist, which took her by surprise and brought an atomic red blush to their faces. Then, as Lincoln leaned down to Supernova Zap's face, they kissed passionately as she moved her arms, and then, placed her hands on Lincoln's massive pecs, and behind them was a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Dragon, Mermaid, Angel, Fairy, Succubus, and Alicorn flying in the air, and we saw a herd of Buffalo and many animals running across the field, along with elemental forces around them and we cheered wildly. Then, Lincoln and Supernova Zap sucked in and absorbed the elements.

Then, Persephone wrapped her arms around Lincoln's wider and muscular back, as her chest pressed against Lincoln's massive pecs and her stomach pressed against his eight-pack abs, which'd brought an atomic red blush to Lincoln's face, and he wrapped his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms around her waist, which took her by surprise and brought an atomic red blush to her face. Then, as Lincoln leaned down to Persephone's face, they kissed passionately as she moved her arms and placed her hands on Lincoln's massive pecs, and behind them was a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Dragon, Mermaid, Angel, Fairy, Succubus, and Alicorn flying in the air, and we saw a herd of Buffalo and many animals running across the field, along with elemental forces and darkness behind them and we cheered wildly. Then, Lincoln and Persephone sucked in and absorbed the elemental forces and darkness and they came back to us as the display vanished.

Kagami: I got my sword. Where's the lying snake?!

Ultimate Spiderman: Sorry. We killed her already.

Kagami: Oh, goddammit!

Me: Sorry Kagumi. Here if it makes you feel better…

I snapped my fingers and formed a meat dummy shaped like Lila.

Kagumi: WOW! Thanks J.D.

Me: No problem.

She stabbed it and slashed and sliced and diced it.

Nico: How do you feel, Marinette?

Marinette: Relieved and much better than ever.

Me: Good.

Lola: That was awesome though.

Apple Bloom: And the best part is that we got another shot in at her.

Lola: You sure did.

Applejack: Good riddance to that disgusting snake.

Me: And the final nail in her coffin was Lila's parents disowning her.

Nico: You aren't really Ambassadors, are you?

Mrs. Rossi: Nope. We're really Pasta Shop owners.

Mr. Rossi: Make some of the best pasta in France.

Me: Neat.

Nico: How'd she even get a gun anyway?! Or sneak it in here?!

Mr. Rossi: Oh Lila was always getting in and out of trouble since kindergarten. We took her to many psychologists and they found nothing wrong with her. But she was always getting in trouble. We were just really scared of her.

Mrs. Rossi: I was too afraid to even make eye contact.

Mr. Rossi: When she was born, a bunch of men tried to take her and put her on the black market. Sometimes I wonder if we were right to stop them.

Nico: And that's not even counting how she had Chameleon pose as her Volpina self!

Eli: Yeah!

Me: And what harsh words would you use to describe Lila?

Marinette: She's a liar.

Adrien: Cruel.

Ayla: Unforgiving.

Chloe: Manipulative.

Juleka: Cynical.

Sabrina: Vile.

Kim: Stinky.

Rose: Misanthropic.

Nino: Bungle ridden

Manon: Evil!

August: (Baby Talk)

2099 Spiderman: Who let that baby in here?

Me: Oh that's little August.

I picked him up.

Me: Aww you agree don't you.

He nodded.

Nico: You can add dead to that list now.

Me: Yep.

Juleka: Good riddance.

Qin: Yeah.

Me: I have 2 words for her too. Evil Incarnate.

Lola: Good.

Nico: Three for her. Spawn of Satan.

Laney: Yep.

Me: I think everyone gets the point.

Xenia: Yeah.

Noir Spiderman: I just hope this isn't coming out of our paycheck.

Me: Nah. I got this.

I snapped my fingers and everything was fixed up.

Hawk Moth: Well a deal is a deal. I'll go into the Masters of Evil.

Nico: All right then.

Me: Cool. And it looks like the Donbrothers Hitotsuki is going into the M.O.E. Too.

Qin: Yep.

Taro: At least I was in control.

Me: You sure were.

Lola: Yep.

Nico: Now the fun part comes.

Qin: Yep. Time for the fun part. The Anothers.

Nico: Yep.

Eli: And we have a bunch of prehistoric ones. We have Brachiosaurus Deadman, Universe 666 Sharptooth, Sharptooth Swimmer (Land Before Time IX), Browridge Sharptooth (Land Before Time VI), Plated Sharptooth (Land Before Time V), Sailback Sharptooth (Land Before Time XII), Horned Sharptooth (Land Before Time XIV), Star Creature and Multiple Man.

We gasped!

Me: Whoa!

Aylene Carter: Wow! Mostly Land Before Time dinosaurs.

Qin: Yeah.

Ikki: Including a Deadman.

Qin: Yeah.

Nico: Yeah.

Maria: Who do we call in for this one?

Me: Sora Roxas, Hailey Kirlian, Lorelai Roundtree, Juri Han, Chun Li, Cammy White and Ingrid.

Nico: Cool!

Then Maria called them in and out of vortexes of energy came said people.

Chun Li: (Chinese Accent) What did we miss?

Cammy White: (British Accent) I have a feeling the fun is about to start.

Me: It sure is and you haven't missed anything.

Luan: But we did sock it to Lila.

Lola: Yep.

But then…

Boom.

Lana: What was that?

Me: Shh.

Boom.

We heard it again.

Boom. Boom.

Eli: Anybody hear that. It's a um… (Boom) It's an impact tremor is what it is. I'm fairly alarmed here.

Nico: Why don't we ask THEM that?!

We saw Another Brachiosaurus Deadman, Universe 666 Sharptooth, Sharptooth Swimmer (Land Before Time IX), Browridge Sharptooth (Land Before Time VI), Plated Sharptooth (Land Before Time V), Sailback Sharptooth (Land Before Time XII), Horned Sharptooth (Land Before Time XIV) and Star Creature!

Nico: OH BOY!

Qin: Whoa!

Lola: Awesome!

Another Brachiosaurus Deadman: (In a girls voice) Boy awesome way to make an entrance!

Me: (GASP) That voice!

They merged and reverted back and it was a girl with brown hair and blue eyes and she had green clothes and green angel wings and had a long Mamenchisaurus tail and she had a tiara with the symbol of the Brachiosaurus Dopant on it and the same symbol was on her skirt and she had a Lava sword in her hands.

Me: (GASP) Bianca Brachiosaurus!

Nico: WHOA!

Bianca Brachiosaurus: Awesome to see you again J.D.

Me: Same here. Bianca is the Embodiment of the Brachiosaurus Dopant and she has the strength and power of a thousand Brachiosaurus' and she has the appetite of a thousand of them.

Nico: WHOA!

Bianca Brachiosaurus: I know. Also I have the power to summon spirits of dinosaurs.

Nico: Cool!

Bianca Brachiosaurus: I know. Also I know a lot about different types of Sauropod Dinosaurs. I can also summon many kinds of them from many eras.

Xenia: That is cool!

Philip: And the Brachiosaurus Dopant was one that we never faced.

Me: Actually it's a Manga and Anime exclusive one.

Nico: Yep.

Philip: Oh.

Maria: Wait until you see Jurassic Park!

Bianca Brachiosaurus: I heard all about it and I heard it was destroyed by a volcanic eruption and had to relocate.

Me: Yep. It's now Paleozoic World.

Bianca Brachiosaurus: Cool.

Me: By the way is the Another Multiple Man friendly or hostile?

Bianca Brachiosaurus: Friendly and this one has many kinds of powers.

Me: Wow!

May: Sorry we have to fight like this.

Bianca Brachiosaurus: No worries.

Girl Jordan: Lets separate you first.

Girl Jordan and Leeli held hands.

(YURGEN'S TUNE PLAYS)

The skies had leaves and flowers flying in the wind along with sea dragons singing in the background

Girl Jordan and Leeli: (SINGING DIVINELY AS LEELI HAD FIREFLIES SWIRL AROUND HER AND GIRL JORDAN HAD HER AQUA BLUE AURA FLARED UP)

O holoré lay thee low
Holoél dark in the Deep
Down beneath the earth you go
Go holoré fast to sleep

Fast to sleep
Fast to sleep
Dark holoré in the Deep

Rise again holoré now
Spring abundant holoél
Render green the dying bough
Raise the rock where Yurgen fell

Raise the rock
Raise the rock

Raise the rock
Raise the rock
Raise the rock

Raise the rock
Raise the rock

Raise the rock

Spring abundant holoél

She glowed and was separated from the Anothers.

Nico: YEAH!

We fired waves of energy blasts and more and blew them apart and I caught the Wonder Ride Books!

Nico: OH YEAH!

Bianca Brachiosaurus: That was fun.

Nico: Now we wait.

Multiple Man: Better make an army for this.

He formed 1,500 clones!

Qin: Yeah!

Me: Here it comes!

We saw a figure and it was ANOTHER MULTIPLE MAN!

Me: WHOA!

Xenia: Another Multiple Man.

Another Multiple Man: (In a girls voice) Looks like the fun started.

Me: (GASP) That voice.

She reverted back and was a girl with yellow hair and blue eyes and had yellow clothes and yellow angel wings and had a light aura around her and she had a tiara with the symbol of the Heaven Dopant on it and she had the same symbol on her skirt and she had a sword of angels in her hand.

Me: (GASP) Hannah Heaven!

Xenia: Cool!

Hannah Heaven: Awesome to see you again J.D. and I heard about everything that happened to you in that journey to find the fragments.

Me: That was fun. Hannah is the Embodiment of the Heaven Dopant and she has Omnipotent powers like me. She can do it all. Including multiply herself.

Xenia: WHOA!

Qin: That is powerful!

Me: Yep.

Kaito: (Gets out Shinkenger gear) Did Swartz promise you anything?

Zocks: (gets out Goseiger gear) Because we can grant it instead.

Kaito got a Samurai Sword and Zocks got a Megaforce Sword.

Hannah Heaven: No he didn't. He was in too much of a hurry to send me out. He was afraid of my power.

Me: I'm not surprised. Hannah's power is as strong as mine is.

Nico: That is really cool!

Qin: Yeah.

Hannah Heaven: I know.

Sougo: (gets out Samurai Ridewatch) Speaking of the Tablet, where is it now?

Geiz: (gets out Megaforce Ridewatch) Hopefully somewhere secure.

Sougo got SamuraiRedArmor while Geiz got MegaforceRedArmor.

Me: Yes it's safe. For good too.

Qin: Yeah.

Me: Sorry we have to do this Hannah.

Hannah Heaven: No worries.

She turned into Another Multiple Man!

Nico: Time for some star clones. (ACTIVATES MULTIPLE MAN AND STAR CREATURE'S RIDEWATCHES)

May: And this! (ACTIVATES SUMO WRESTLE AND DARK KAMEN RIDER DRIVE'S RIDEWATCHES)

Maria: This too! (ACTIVATES HIRAMECHIMEDES AND HYDRA'S RIDEWATCHES)

They all fired waves of energy and elements and blasted her all over.

Firecracker Burst: This will be fun! (ACTIVATES STAR CREATURE'S RIDEWATCH)

She fired stars and blasted her all over.

Me: Just so you know it's going to hurt.

Fire Man 2: I'm ready.

Me: Okay here we go. (SNAPS FINGERS)

Then Merman, Genbu, Commander Saturn, Water Galboros, Paradox Brothers and Hot Dog Monster came.

Nico: Nice team Merman!

Merman: Thanks Nico.

Then a Fire Man came!

Me: Whoa Fire Man!

Qin: This one is hot!

Lola: Yep!

Fire Man 2: (In a girls voice) This one will burn.

Nico: Felicia Fire! Wow!

Fire Man 2: Awesome to see you again Nico. I got this.

She fired a wave of fire and blasted down Another Multiple Man and I caught the Ridewatch and purified it.

I brought Hannah over.

Me: If I were to guess you're naked right?

Fire Man 2: Yep I sure am.

Nicole: Oh boy. No peeking or I'll gouge your eyes out and shove them up your nose!

The boys covered their eyes and I put on my blind man glasses.

She then doubled over in pain as she reverted back!

She groaned in pain.

Fire Man 2: It hurts!

Me: It'll be over in a few seconds!

She reverted back and was a girl with red hair and orange eyes and had fire angel wings and had a flame in the middle of her forehead.

Felicia Fire: (GROANS) That hurt. (Sees herself) GAH! Eyes to yourselves perverts!

Rarity: Don't worry darling we can fix this.

The fashion brigade moved in and gave her awesome knew red and orange clothes.

Varie held out a mirror.

Felicia Fire: Wow! I look awesome!

Nico: You sure do.

Firecracker Burst: What's your favorite memory of Nico?

Felicia Fire: When me and Nico raided a mafia hideout and brought their entire operation down and arrested them all.

Nico: Yep. That was fun.

Me: Boy it sure must've been.

Nico: Yep.

Nico and Felicia hugged.

Nico: I've missed you.

Felicia Fire: Same here Nico.

Later, we joined Mr. and Mrs. Rossi at their mansion.

Me: Wow, this is quite a fancy mansion.

Mr. Rossi: Thanks, J.D., and we can't thank you enough for telling us of what Lila had done, she was such a monster!

Mrs. Rossi: Indeed, she caused us and all of Paris so much pain and suffering, now Paris is safe once more. Oh, and about who fired that blast of goo that shut our ex-daughter up, okay, you can come in now.

Suddenly, we saw a massive 8'3" tall figure as big as The Hulk with abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and eight-pack abs and wearing a black symbiote bodysuit covering his massive and muscular hulking body and it had the Spider emblem on its chest and eight-pack abs and his head and face was covered in the black goo and the only thing were its white eyes similar to Ultimate Spiderman.

Me: Whoa, so this is the guy who fired that blast of Symbiote goo that shut Lila's big fat mouth?!

Mr. Rossi: (Snickers) He sure did.

Lincoln: (Sees the orange color on the symbiote bodysuit) Wait, the orange color on the symbiote suit, there's only one person whose favorite color is orange, isn't that right, Lincoln Loud?

Suddenly, the symbiote mask peeled itself off and it revealed his face: it was Lincoln Loud, but he had long wild white hair, neon orange eyes, fangs, and he looked like he was 21 years old with some black beard stubble on his chiseled jawline.

Black-Suited Lincoln: You catch on real quick, yeah, you're right, I'm you from a different Earth, and I bonded with a Symbiote and also got bit by the radioactive spider that gave Spiderman his powers as well.

Nico: Holy shit! You wound up bonding to a Symbiote Suit and getting bit by a radioactive spider?! That's what I call a double-whammy!

Me: No shit.

Black-Suited Lincoln: And it's not just me, but my Earth's sisters also bonded with the other Symbiotes and also got bit by radioactive spiders as well.

Suddenly, the symbiote's face appeared from Black-Suited Lincoln's shoulder.

Black-Suited Lincoln: This is my partner, Omega, he's the Symbiote that bonded to me.

Omega: Yes, and me and my fellow Symbiotes happen to be very "unique" in a way.

Girl Jordan: How so?

Omega: Would it count that we got exposed to cosmic radiation eons ago, and when we bonded with our hosts, the cosmic radiation imbued them with the same powers that all of you have?

Our jaws dropped.

CLANG!

Eli put our jaws back.

Me: WHAT?! OH MAN!

Black-Suited Lincoln: Yep, and we've trained constantly for nine years and we became heroes in some way, and here's the additional bonus: the exposure to cosmic radiation eons ago had overridden our Symbiotes' weaknesses to sound and fire.

Nico: Damn! So, we can expect to run into your sisters in the future?

Black-Suited Lincoln: Exactly, and there's a reason why I'm here: I want to merge with you, Lincoln.

Lincoln: Are you sure?

Black-Suited Lincoln: I am, and I'd heard of your time to shine when you went after Ultimate Electro with Ultimate Spiderman, you really gave it to that living lightning rod.

Me: Whoa, word travels fast.

Nico: It sure has.

Lincoln: You got that right. Alright, let's do it.

Black-Suited Lincoln: Awesome. Now, please hold still, this is going to hurt.

Black-Suited Lincoln turned into Omega and he formed a massive black Symbiote web which latched onto Lincoln's stomach, and Lincoln began absorbing Black-Suited Lincoln into his body, and then, Lincoln's rainbow energy aura and rainbow protective aura had flared up extremely as Black-Suited Lincoln began merging with Lincoln and Lincoln had gained all of his Black-Suited self's powers and abilities along with knowledge. Then, Lincoln's rainbow energy aura settled.

Me: Is it over?

Lincoln: It is. Hey, Black-Suited Lincoln, you settling in alright?

Black-Suited Lincoln: (Speaking through Lincoln's emblazoned Rainbow Thunderbird and Third Eye) Yeah, I've settled in perfectly.

We saw Lincoln's emblazoned Rainbow Thunderbird glow with orange light.

Eli: So, whenever we speak to you, the Thunderbird will glow with orange light.

Me: Awesome, we already can speak with Lincoln's other counterparts as well.

Lincoln 2, 3, and 4: (Through the Rainbow Thunderbird) Exactly.

Girl Jordan: Ooh, Lincoln, try to summon your Symbiote suit.

Lincoln concentrated and immediately, his massive muscular body was covered in a black Symbiote suit with orange light reflecting off it and it had the spider emblem on it.

Lincoln: Yep, it worked.

The Symbiote suit disappeared back into his body.

After Nico's rescue, Lincoln and his harem, Me and my harem, Sumner Knudson, Patti Knudson, Sakura Knudson, Stellar, Stardust, Ken Knudson, Nico and his harem, Clyde and his harem, Naruto and his harem, Ed Cowart and his harem, Ets and his harem, Gage the Hegehog, Sasuke, Itachi, and their family, Sakura and her family, Qin, Eli, Nicole Knudson and her siblings, Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Laney, Lucy, Lana, Lola, Lisa, Lily, Lynn Sr., Rita, Harriet Loud, Sherlock Hound, Noctis Lucis Caelum, Gladiolus Amicitia, Ignis Scientia, Prompto Argentum, Stella Nox Fleuret, Ravus Nox Fleuret, TLPS Mr. Wolf, TLPS Mr. Piranha, TLPS Mr. Snake, TLPS Mr. Shark, TLPS Ms. Tarantula, The Dynasty Warriors, The Samurai Warriors, Yakko, Cherry Hunter, Cammy, Milan Flare, Yoko, Wakko, Poison, Pyrrha Alexandra, Alice, Mimi Kitagami, Dot, Haneru Tobitatsu, Sir William the Good, Lady Mary the Good, The Z-Fighters, Max Goof, P.J., Bobby Zimmeruski, Tank, Roxanne (A Goofy Movie), Baloo, King Mickey, Sora, Donald, Goofy, Roxas, Xion, Riku, Kairi, Lea, Elena, Crash Bandicoot, Coco Bandicoot, Aku-Aku, The Quantum Masks, Alternate Tawna, Spyro, Cynder, The Ghostforce, Rayman, Juniper Lee, The Louds' Scottish Ancestors, The L-ementals, The Demon Slayer Corps, The Demon Slayer Conglomerate, Anatankha, The Bakugan Battle Brawlers, The Power Rangers, The Kamen Riders, Izuku and his friends, The Goths of Darkness, Sebastian Mendez, Darren Arcangela, Hiroshi Ohira, Brandon Skellington, Mal, Evie, Jay, Carlos, Ben, Norbert and Daggett, Heathcliff, Riff-Raff, Hector, Wordsworth, Mungo, Cleo, Leroy, Sylvester, Timmy Turner, Cosmo, Wanda, Poof, Trixie Tang, Sapphire, Emerald, Chester, A.J., Sanjay, Elmer, Chloe Carmichael, Tootie, Universe 666 Lincoln, his good sisters, parents, harem, and Guardian Angels, Universe 666 Me, Universe 666 Varie, The Lion Guard, Marinette and her friends, Sabrina Spellman, Liam, Carmen Rockell, The Teen Titans, The Royal Defenders, The Loonatics, Ty the Tasmanian Tiger, Sly the Tasmanian Tiger, Raiden, Liu Kang, Kitana, Sonya Blade, Jax, Kung Lao, Sub-Zero, Nightwolf, and Jade are heading to Lanzhou, China, and not only is Lincoln going to rescue the fourteen girls here, but we're also going to face the third of Quan Chi's revenants: the Revenant version of Kung Lao, and we're going to break Quan Chi's spell and free him.

And we had the whole team with us, since we got ourselves a huge emergency, and we also brought The Masters of Evil with us.

Lincoln: Whoa, we're here in Lanzhou, China, and I know what we're going to do here, not only am I going to rescue the fourteen girls here, but we're also going to face the third of Quan Chi's revenants: the Revenant version of Kung Lao, and we're going to break Quan Chi's spell and free him.

Liu Kang: Just like with the other revenants, we can't show Kung Lao's revenant any mercy.

Black-Suited Lincoln: (Through The Rainbow Thunderbird) Especially if he uses that razor-sharp hat of his, now that'll be trouble.

T.J. Johnson: That's one thing we want to avoid when we fight Kung Lao's revenant.

Lincoln: Right, T.J.

Suddenly, Lincoln's large solid gold halo with four large orbiting gold rings on the corners of the halo began to glow and emanate rainbow light, and then, we saw Lincoln's crisscross orange straps on his chest harness and orange version of He-Man's loincloth, long wild white hair, large white wolf ears, eleven massive and long white wolf tails, and massive white angel wings turn from white to gold as Lincoln transforms into Lincoln, God of The Eternal Wheel of Life.

Lincoln: Now, let's go find Kung Lao's revenant and fast.

Suddenly, we saw a beautiful and super sexy girl with long ice blue hair, blue eyes, she was tall at 7'0" in height, she has the body of a goddess and large breasts, fair skin, she has massive and beautiful blue angel wings and Ice Kanji on her forehead and she's dressed in a black dress, dark blue stockings, black knee-high heels, and long white sleeveless trenchcoat with light, ice, Keyblades, and angels on the coattails and on the back is Arendelle and in her right hand is the Crystal Snow Keyblade.

And the second is a beautiful and super sexy girl with long brown hair, blue eyes, she was tall at 7'0" in height, she has the body of a goddess and large breasts, fair skin, she has massive and beautiful brown angel wings and Earth Kanji on her forehead and she's dressed in a black dress, dark blue stockings, black knee-high heels, and long white sleeveless trenchcoat with light, earth, roses, Keyblades, and angels on the coattails and on the back is Beast's Castle and in her right hand is the Rumbling Rose Keyblade, and with them are the fourteen girls.

Lincoln: (GASPS) Vina Vexen, Keyblade Knight of Arendelle and Embodiment of Vexen, The Chilly Academic of The 5 Winters and Lorelei Lexeaus, Keyblade Knight of Beast's Castle and Embodiment of Lexeaus, The Taciturn Stalwart of The 4 Earthquakes.

Vina Vexen: That's right.

Lorelai Lexeaus: And we got the girls away from Kung Lao's revenant and Boss Cass took off again.

?: RAIDEN!

We then saw our target, the Revenant version of Kung Lao, and he was out for Raiden's head.

Sylvester: Oh boy, here he comes now!

Sylvester unholstered his Sylvester's Blood-Soaked Vampiric Demon Darkness Greatsword of The Dracul and transformed into Super Angel-Cat-Vampire-Acme Dark Knight-Harmony Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Darkness Looney Tune Feline Demonic Darkness Vampire Cat Angel of Divine Darkness Looney Tune Feline Demonic Darkness Vampire Cat Justice and Divine Darkness Looney Tune Feline Demonic Darkness Vampire Cat Death.

Lincoln: I knew he'd come as soon as he saw Lord Raiden. But, we still need to take him down, come on, everyone!

Lincoln unholstered his massive Lincoln Loud's United Friendship Hinon's Eternal Friendship Almighty Cosmic Storm Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds from his wider and muscular back, and he transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird-Buffalo-Vampire-Werewolf-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Universal Elemental Cosmic Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Angel of Divine Universal Elemental Cosmic Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Mythological Justice and Divine Universal Elemental Cosmic Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Mythological Hope, TLPS Mr. Wolf transformed into his Super Angel-Wolf-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga form and the rest of The TLPS Bad Guys Gang transformed into their Super Angel Celestial Eternal Xelnaga forms and they unholster their massive greatswords, The Dynasty Warriors and Samurai Warriors unholstered their weapons, Lincoln's sisters and parents transformed into their Super Angel United Friendship Universal Eternal Xelnaga forms and unholstered their massive greatswords from their backs, Lincoln's harem unholstered their massive swords from their backs and transformed, Sherlock Hound transformed into Super Angel-Demon Hound-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Demonic Bloodstained Stellar Eternal Bloodstained Darkness Demon Hound Angel of Divine Demonic Stellar Bloodstained Darkness Demon Hound Angel Justice and Divine Demonic Stellar Bloodstained Darkness Demon Hound Angel Compassion and he unholstered his massive Sherlock Hound's Demon Knight Sparda Demonic Fang Demon Hound Greatsword of Demon Hound Darkness Justice from his back, Crash Bandicoot unholstered his massive Crash Bandicoot's Skylands Ten Elemental Wolf Draconic Bandicoot Greatsword of Ten Elemental Skylands Justice and Ten Eternal Elemental Skylanders True Bravery from his back and he transformed into Super Angel-Bandicoot-Dragon-Elemental Skylander-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Ten Elemental Knight Elemental Skylander Draconic Bandicoot Angel of Divine Ten Element Skylands True Hero Knight Draconic Bandicoot Angel Justice and Divine Ten Element Skylands True Hero Knight Draconic Bandicoot Angel Bravery, Max Goof unholsters his massive Max Goof's Archangel Gabriel's Eternal Unbreakable Bonds of True Friends and Angels Holy Archangel Keyblade from his back and transformed into Super Angel-Disney Knight-Archangel-Harmony Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Divine Heavenly Light Sword Storm Archangel Keyblade Phoenix Angel of Divine Heavenly Light Sword Storm Archangel Keyblade Phoenix Angel Justice and Divine Heavenly Light Sword Storm Archangel Keyblade Phoenix Angel Hope, Timmy Turner transformed into Super Angel-Fairy-Wolf Moon-Mysticon Pink Wolf Mage-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Magic Celestial Fairy Magical Elemental Fairy Mysticon Wolf Moon Angel of Divine Elemental Celestial Fairy Magical Fairy Wolf Moon Justice and Divine Elemental Celestial Fairy Magical Fairy Wolf Moon Hope and he has his Timmy Turner's Lupus the Wolf's Celestial Elemental Harmonious Fairy Wolf Moon Mage's Staff of Elemental Magic Justice out and his Royal Eye of Lupus orb ready as well, Norbert Beaver unholstered his massive Hydros' Primordial Maelstrom Ocean Beaver Greatsword of Primordial Maelstrom Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Beaver-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga Oceanic Maelstrom Primordial Water Beaver Angel of Divine Oceanic Primordial Water Justice and Divine Oceanic Maelstrom Primordial Water Compassion, Yakko, Wakko, and Dot transformed into their Super Angel-Phoenix-Warner-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga forms, Inuyasha unholstered his Inuyasha's Dog Hanyou Tessaiga Demon Slayer Fang Greatsword of Dog Hanyou Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Dog Hanyou-Yokai-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Divine Demon Blood Yokai Spirit Firestorm Dog Hanyou Angel of Divine Demon Blood Yokai Spirit Firestorm Dog Hanyou Justice and Divine Demon Blood Yokai Spirit Firestorm Dog Hanyou Hope, Brandon Skellington had his Pumpkin Scepter of Halloween Town Justice still in hand, Darren Arcangela, Hiroshi Ohira unholstered his massive Hiroshi Ohira's Destructive Inferno Firestorm Phoenix Firebird Angel Greatsword of Destructive Inferno Fire Phoenix Firebird Angel Vengeance and Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Firestorm Firebird-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Destructive Firestorm Firebird Retribution Firestorm Inferno Phoenix Angel of Divine Cosmic Destructive Firestorm Firebird Retribution Firestorm Inferno Phoenix Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Destructive Firestorm Firebird Retribution Firestorm Inferno Phoenix Angel Rage, Sebastian Mendez, Qin, Clyde and his harem, Baloo, Izuku and his friends, The Z-Fighters, Daggett, Sasuke, Itachi, and their family, Sakura and her family, T.J.'s team, Naruto and his harem, Sora, Donald, Goofy, Roxas, Xion, Riku, Kairi, Lea, Elena, Sir William the Good, Lady Mary the Good, The Bakugan Battle Brawlers, The Demon Slayer Corps, The Demon Slayer Conglomerate, Anatankha, P.J., Bobby Zimmeruski, Tank, Roxanne (A Goofy Movie), The Demon Slayer Corps, The Ghostforce, The Louds' Ancestors, The L-ementals, The Loonatics, Noctis, Prompto, Ignis, Gladio, Stella Nox Fleuret, Ravus Nox Fleuret, Mal, Evie, Jay, Carlos, Ben, Heathcliff and his friends, Timmy's friends, Universe 666 Lincoln, his good sisters, parents, harem, and Guardian Angels, Universe 666 Me, Universe 666 Varie, my harem, Ed Cowart's harem, Ets' harem, Clyde's harem, Nico's harem, and The Royal Defenders got out their weapons, Rayman unholstered his massive Rayman's Morpheus Celtic Dream Eternal Night Greatsword of Peaceful Celtic Dream Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Fairy-Dragon-Lum-Harmony Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Light Darkness Celtic Dream Glade Fairy Dragon Night Angel of Divine Celtic Moon Light Fairy Night Dragon Darkness Celtic Dream Justice and Divine Celtic Moon Light Fairy Night Dragon Darkness Celtic Dream Hope, Juniper Lee unholstered her Juniper Lee's Spirit World Te Xuan Ze Magicstorm Greatsword of Spirit World Magic Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Dragon-Harmony Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Cosmic Magical Spirit World Te Xuan Ze Dragon Angel of Divine Cosmic Magical Spirit World Te Xuan Ze Dragon Justice and Divine Cosmic Magical Spirit World Te Xuan Ze Dragon Will, Liam unholstered his massive Liam Hunnicut's Arctic Qailertetang's Holy Arctic Thundersnow Greatsword of Holy Arctic Thundersnow Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Ice Dragon-Yuki-Onna-Musk Ox-Harmony Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Sub-Zero Arctic Thundersnow Ice Dragon Angel of Divine Sub-Zero Arctic Thundersnow Ice Dragon Musk Ox Justice and Divine Sub-Zero Arctic Thundersnow Ice Dragon Musk Ox Hope, and Me, Ed Cowart, Ets, Ken, Nicole, Nico, Gage the Hedgehog, and Eli unholstered our massive greatswords and we transformed, and we went after the Revenant version of Kung Lao, and we fired powerful blasts of rainbow energy, colored energy, elemental forces, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Blue Fire, Sand, Bubbles, steel orbs, throwing axes, and mythological animals, and they exploded with incredible power as they hit him.

Lincoln fired gold spider silk webs that tied him up, and then, he chanted a powerful incantation and his large golden halo glowed and the four orbiting gold rings fired rays of rainbow healing light which hit Revenant Kung Lao and purified him and freeing him of Quan Chi's curse and Shinnok's dark influence. We cheered as we holstered our weapons and powered down and Lincoln's wild gold hair, eleven massive and long gold wolf tails, and massive gold angel wings change back to white, and the gold crisscross straps of his chest harness and gold He-Man's loincloth change back to orange.

Alternate Kung Lao: W-what happened?

Kung Lao explained everything to his alternate self, and he was horrified by what he'd done.

Alternate Kung Lao: I can't believe what I've done. I let my own arrogance and anger blind me, and even worse, I turned against my own comrades and cost them their lives, and I betrayed Lord Raiden and the Elder Gods. I am filled with so much regret.

Lincoln: This wasn't your fault, it was Kronika's lies along with the dark actions of Quan Chi, Shinnok, and Shao Kahn from your timeline that this happened to you.

Alternate Kung Lao: But, still, what I'd done can never be forgotten. (To Kung Lao) There is something I need you to do, Kung Lao: I need you to assimilate me. You'll not only have my powers, but you'll also have knowledge of everything we'd heard from Kronika. This is the only way I can redeem myself.

Kung Lao: I understand.

Kung Lao went up to his alternate self and he placed his hand on his head, and then, Alternate Kung Lao glowed with bright green light as he was assimilated into Kung Lao and he assimilated all his alternate self's powers and knowledge. Suddenly, a massive tornado of spiritual wind exploded out of him and surrounded him, and a dragon of blue fire flew around the vortex. Then, the vortex faded, and Kung Lao emerged.

But, he underwent quite a powerful transformation: he now had glowing neon blue dragon and cloud tattoos on his arms, necklace of blue prayer beads, he has on his past self's outfit from Mortal Kombat 11, and his hat has the White Lotus symbol on it, and he also now has massive black angel wings with red and blue tips on the black feathers.

Nico: That was incredible!

Lincoln: Kung Lao assimilated his purified alternate self, and assimilated all his alternate self's powers and knowledge.

Kung Lao: Just like what Liu Kang did in assimilating his alternate future's self along with his powers and knowledge, I also did the same with my alternate future's self. Kronika will not get away with this, when the time comes that we face her, she will die, and the same will go with Mileena, Shinnok, Rain, Tanya, Reiko, Skarlet, Motaro, Sektor, Kollector, and Bi-Han.

Lincoln: That's right, Kronika's done enough damage to too many timelines in her madness to create a New Era and Mileena, Shinnok, Rain, Tanya, Reiko, Skarlet, Motaro, Sektor, Kollector, and Bi-Han have caused enough damage to Outworld and Earth, and they will answer for their crimes. (To Vina Vexen and Lorelai Lexeaus) And it's so good to see you both again, Vina Vexen and Lorelai Lexeaus.

Vina Vexen and Lorelai Lexeaus: You too, Linky, it's been a long time, and it's also good to see you, Riku, Kairi, Roxas, Lea, Namine, and Xion again, Sora.

Sora: You too, girls.

Lincoln went up to Vina Vexen and Lorelai Lexeaus and he hugged them, and Vina Vexen and Lorelai Lexeaus are very surprised at just how much taller, more handsome, and much more muscular Lincoln's gotten since she last saw him, and they also felt just how much stronger and how much more muscular he's really become, and they had an atomic red blush on their faces, and the atomic red blush on their faces soon became even deeper when she saw he still has his vampire fangs and massive white angel wings with stars on the feathers and orange and aurora-colored tips on the feathers, gold version of Mithra's halo with four large orbiting gold rings on each corner behind his head, along with hearing his mature, deeper, and manlier voice and seeing the large white wolf ears with rainbow markings on his head, eleven massive and long white wolf tails with rainbow markings and rainbow tips and white rabbit tail with rainbow markings on top of the massive and long white wolf tails, fine hair on his massive forearms, short stubble on his jawline, and chest hair in the middle of his chest, He-Man's chest harness, and many other accessories, and she also met his familiars, the male white Rabbit Familiar, Alistair, the white Vampire Bat Familiar, Artemis, and the white Wolf Familiar, Seiko.

Lincoln: It sure has been a long time, I haven't seen you since you were seventeen, and as you can see, I really grew a lot since then.

Vina Vexen: Holy crap, you sure have, you've really grown up to be very big and very strong like a tree, Lincoln, you've really grown a lot from the cute eleven-year-old little boy into a 18-year-old 8'3" tall, very handsome, and manly man with really massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and eight-pack abs, and you still have those vampire fangs and massive white angel wings, that's so awesome, and the large white wolf ears on your head and the eleven massive and long white wolf tails with markings and white rabbit tail on top of the massive and long white wolf tails, fine hair on your massive forearms, short stubble on your jawline, and chest hair in the middle of your chest and many accessories and gold halo behind your head, that's really new, along with getting He-Man's chest harness.

Lorelai Lexeaus: You've really really grown a lot and became a man, but you're still the same kind boy from long ago, plus, you've also grown even more bigger in muscle mass, you can land an airplane on that massive, wider, and more muscular back, squash a melon with those really muscular quads and thighs, and cut a rock into a diamond on those rock-hard eight-pack abs, and there's not even a tape measure long enough to measure that chiseled chest or massive biceps. Plus, I've also met your familiars, and they are really awesome.

Me: And he'd also been hit with massive amounts of cosmic radiation and he'd been imbued with the same powers as me, and he's become truly immortal, and Lincoln, you know these two sexy hot mamas?

Lincoln: Indeed I do, J.D, the first girl is Vina Vexen, Keyblade Knight of Arendelle and Embodiment of Vexen, The Chilly Academic of The 5 Winters, she's my Guardian Angel from Michigan and she's a Keyblader with the powers of ice and she's the intelligent academic of The Keyblade Knights and Organization XIII Embodiments and she's a very good friend of Princesses Anna and Elsa and all their friends, and she absolutely hates that powerhungry mongrel, Hans, with a very bloody vengeance so much so she wants nothing more than to kill him and leave him to die in the snow, and Vina also harbors a very nasty hatred towards ALL THE MEMBERS of Organization XIII especially Vexen and she wants to make sure he and the rest of them pay for their crimes. She is also very great friends with Sora, Riku, Kairi, Eli, Cid, Namine, Roxas, Xion, Yuffie, Leon, Aerith, and all their friends on all worlds including Sora's mother and is a very awesome sister to Aqua and Sora and Kairi and she is so happy for Sora and Kairi when they got married.

Michelle Emperyous: You got that right, and she came to Royal Woods long ago, and she really trained Lincoln a lot about how to use the Keyblade and he'd quickly absorbed all that knowledge, and he became an expert in wielding the Keyblade and she also trained him on how to use the magic spells associated with the Keyblade, and she's also one of the Keyblade Knights formed by Carolina Keyblada, and like her fellow Keyblade Knights, she harbors a deep grudge against Xehanort for all of the pain and suffering that he caused in his quest to forge the X-Blade and use it to destroy the entire universe and remake it in his image, and she swore if he ever returns again, she would slay him right where he stands and see to it that all those who follow him shall follow him to The Black Gates.

Me: That's so awesome.

Lincoln: And the second girl is Lorelei Lexeaus, Keyblade Knight of Beast's Castle and Embodiment of Lexeaus, The Taciturn Stalwart of The 4 Earthquakes, she's my Guardian Angel from Michigan and she's a Keyblader with the powers of earth and she's the collected and superhuman strong powerhouse of The Keyblade Knights and Organization XIII Embodiments and she's a very good friend of Beast, Belle, and all their friends, and she absolutely hates that chauvinist pig, Gaston, with a very bloody vengeance so much so she wants nothing more than to kill him and leave him to die in the snow, and Lorelai also harbors a very nasty hatred towards ALL THE MEMBERS of Organization XIII except for Lexeaus and she wants to make sure that the rest of them pay for their crimes. She is also very great friends with Sora, Riku, Kairi, Eli, Cid, Namine, Roxas, Xion, Yuffie, Leon, Aerith, and all their friends on all worlds including Sora's mother and is a very awesome sister to Aqua and Sora and Kairi and she is so happy for Sora and Kairi when they got married.

Selene Emperyous: She really hated that pig for a long time, and she was glad he got thrown in prison forever. She came to Royal Woods long ago, and she really trained Lincoln a lot about how to use the Keyblade and he'd quickly absorbed all that knowledge, and he became an expert in wielding the Keyblade and she also trained him on how to use the magic spells associated with the Keyblade, and she's also one of the Keyblade Knights formed by Carolina Keyblada, and like her fellow Keyblade Knights, she harbors a deep grudge against Xehanort for all of the pain and suffering that he caused in his quest to forge the X-Blade and use it to destroy the entire universe and remake it in his image, and she swore if he ever returns again, she would slay him right where he stands and see to it that all those who follow him shall follow him to The Black Gates.

Me: Wow, that's really powerful, and you don't have to worry, if Hans comes back, he's getting The Black Gates forever!

Vina Vexen: I know we'd heard he got sent to The Warp for his crimes, but you're right, he could come back again, but if he does, it's The Black Gates for him.

Lincoln: You said it, and now that you two are here.

Lincoln went up to and hugged Vina Vexen in his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, he leaned his head down the right side of her neck, and he slowly bit her and he fed on her blood, and we saw his rainbow energy aura with elemental forces and mythological animals flare up as he gained a massive power boost and he also gained the very same powers as her, and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles bulged even more, and his massive white angel wings with aurora and orange tips spread out and glowed along with his large gold halo and four orbiting gold rings on each corner of the halo behind his head. He then slowly unlatched his fangs from her neck as her neck healed and the puncture marks sealed up, and he also kissed where he bit her.

And Lincoln went up to and hugged Lorelai Lexeaus in his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, he leaned his head down the right side of her neck, and he slowly bit her and he fed on her blood, and we saw his rainbow energy aura with elemental forces and mythological animals flare up as he gained a massive power boost and he also gained the very same powers as her, and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles bulged even more, and his massive white angel wings with aurora and orange tips spread out and glowed along with his large gold halo and four orbiting gold rings on each corner of the halo behind his head. He then slowly unlatched his fangs from her neck as her neck healed and the puncture marks sealed up, and he also kissed where he bit her.

Vina Vexen: Wow, you're still just as gentle as ever when you feed on one of your Guardian Angels, Lincoln.

Suddenly, two Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love appeared on Vina Vexen and Lorelai Lexeaus' necks with blue and brown gems on the gold lightning bolts and blue and brown crystal links from their merged Crystal Necklaces of The Buddha along with two white and gold-accented Elemental Thunderbird Choker of Eternal Love on their necks.

Lorelai Lexeaus: (Surprised) Lincoln, are these...?!

Lincoln: Yep, that's an Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love and an Elemental Thunderbird Choker of Eternal Love, which means you're now part of my harem and my many future wives, Vina Vexen and Lorelai Lexeaus.

Vina Vexen and Lorelai Lexeaus had a smile on their face and tears in their eyes and they then pounced on Lincoln and they proceeded to kiss him on his face, lips, massive muscled body, and eight-pack abs, and he also returned it, and we cheered for them, then we went up to the fourteen girls, and when Lincoln saw them, he immediately recognized them immediately. The fourteen girls are Asuka Senou, Ayaka Konno, Baron Masquerade, Kanae Aizawa, Kyouka Fubuki, Mai Kannazuki, Mayu Hoshino, Misuzu Kawamura, Moe Yagisawa, Nana Morimura, Risa Mizutani, Sayaka Mizukoshi, Touka Fubuki, and Yuna Shingyouji from G-Taste.

Lincoln: Oh wow, it's Asuka Senou, Ayaka Konno, Baron Masquerade, Kanae Aizawa, Kyouka Fubuki, Mai Kannazuki, Mayu Hoshino, Misuzu Kawamura, Moe Yagisawa, Nana Morimura, Risa Mizutani, Sayaka Mizukoshi, Touka Fubuki, and Yuna Shingyouji from G-Taste.

Nicole: Whoa, awesome.

Lincoln: Are you girls okay?

Asuka Senou: Yes, we're okay, thanks to you.

Then, when Asuka Senou and the other thirteen girls saw who it was that saved them from the Revenant Kung Lao, their faces turned atomic red upon seeing the 18-year-old 8'3" tall, handsome hunk with abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles, eight-pack abs, long wild white hair going down to the bottom of his neck and rainbow lightning bolt highlights in the bangs of his long white hair and large white wolf ears with rainbow markings on top of his head with a large golden halo in the center with golden angel wings on the bottom side and four orbiting golden rings on each corner, fine hair on his massive muscular forearms and beard stubble on his jawline, rainbow colored thunderbird with a gold lightning bolt and the Ebonwu Squadron emblem emblazoned on his forehead with Third Eye on his forehead with rainbow iris, rows of straight teeth with vampire fangs, Crest of Miracles on his massive right pec and golden lightning bolt cutie mark with the thunderbird and comic books surrounded by the symbols of Fire, Water, Ice, Wind, Earth, Nature, Light, and Darkness in a circle on his massive left pec, Celtic Cross cutie mark tattoo in the form of the cutie marks of Twilight Sparkle, Sunset Shimmer, Rainbow Dash, Applejack, Rarity, Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy, Starlight Glimmer, and Trixie Lulamoon, surrounded by a circle were the marks of the other girls in Lincoln's harem on his massive, wider, and more muscular back, and on top is the Earth surrounded by the ring of mermaids and surrounded by a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Angel, Vampire Bat, Werewolf, and Buffalo and a Rinnegan-like marking, and right below the Cutie Mark tattoo is a rainbow kanji with nine magatama in between that said, "Lincoln Landon Loud, Almighty Champion and Emissary of Hinon, Almighty Master of The Elemental Forces, The Storms, The Cosmos, and The Universe, Master of Hero Personas and Many Powers, The Loud House's Man With A Plan, Voice of Reason, Golden-Hearted Brother of Many Siblings, Golden-Hearted Lover and Father of Many Kids, Almighty Golden-Hearted and Loving Son of Lynn Sr. and Rita Loud, Loving Grandson of Albert Loud and Samuel Loud, Almighty Golden-Hearted and Loving Future Husband, Strongest, Bravest, Resilient, Courageous, Handsomest, and Manliest Warrior of The Loud Family, Powerful Alpha Vampire-Werewolf-Cyborg Hybrid, Descendant of The Seventeenth Century Duke Lincoln McLoud of Loch Loud in Scotland, Destroyer of Morag McLaughlin, Archenemy of Max Dillon Also Known as Electro, Destroyer and Slayer of Extremely Evil, Black-Hearted, Sadistic, Delusional, Power-Hungry, Psychotic, Irredeemable Bastards and Tyrants, Talented Comic Book Writer and Video Gamer, Jack-Of-All-Trades, Brave Warrior of The Cosmos, Protector, Defender, and Savior of The Universe, Multiverse, and Beyond, Master of The Powers of Friendship and The Elements, Master of The Fury of Celestial Xelnaga, Master of The Black Gates, Ultimate Force of Ultimate Good, True God of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust, Ambassador and Beacon of Hope to The Universe, Savior of The Loud House and Michigan, True Immortal Hero, Amazing and Powerful Student of Numerous Amazing and Powerful Teachers, Shinobi of The Hidden Leaf Village, Member of Many of Team Loud Phoenix Storm's Branch Teams, Spice Demon of The Loud Family, Surfer of The Legendary Wave Humungadunga, Third-In-Command And Founder of Team Loud Phoenix Storm, Emissary of The Cosmos and The Heavens, Ambassador of Harmony, Friendship, Purity, Hope, Courage, and Love, and God of Friendship, Hope, Love, Courage, and Justice Dodgeball Angel King of Gotham Royal York, The Unifier of The Three Kingdoms and Warriors of Japan, Fearsome Defender of His Many Guardian Angels, and Destroyer of The House of Damaskinos", he has deep sapphire blue eyes, tattoo of a pepper with fire surrounding it on his broad left shoulder, and Mark of Manhood tattoo of a male bodybuilder with a barbell raised above his head and around him are elemental forces and an orange kanji that read, "Lincoln Landon Loud, Strongest, Bravest, Resilient, Courageous, Handsomest, and Manliest Warrior of The Loud Family" on his massive left muscular forearm, and he had his Rabbit Miraculous, Eini, with him, his male white Rabbit Familiar, Alistair, his white Vampire Bat Familiar, Artemis, and his white Wolf Familiar, Seiko, along with Darkus Battle Ax Vladitor, Darkus Omega Leonidas, Pyrus Omega Leonidas, Haos Omega Leonidas, Subterra Omega Leonidas, Ventus Omega Leonidas, and Ventus Omega Leonidas.

He had his massive Lincoln Loud's United Friendship Hinon's Almighty Eternal Friendship Cosmic Storm Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds, The Sickle Swords of Hinon, and the purified Universe 666 version of The Miracle Box holstered on his wider and muscular back, his large orange Crystal Saber, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace, his Omnipotent Elemental Thunderbird Phoenix Angel of Universal Harmonious Loud Justice, Mythological Hope, and Eternal Love Almighty Book, Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Elemental Harmony on his left hip, his Eater of Sins revolver and Elemental Universal Thunderbird hand-cannon Blaster holstered on his right hip, the Pisces the Fish constellation and Aquarius Zodiac sign on the back of his neck and the Cygnus the Swan constellation and embedded Stone of Gelel on the back of his massive left hand, large weighted gold metal bands with multi-colored on his massive biceps and thighs with silver phoenixes on them, large gold cuff Bracers of The Champions of the Universe with large rainbow gems on his large wrists with the Dragon Ball Bracelet on the left large gold cuff bracer and other bracelets merged with the left large gold cuff Bracer and large gold Elemental Shield of Harmony shrunk to the size of a gem on top, massive indestructible white angel wings with stars and orange and aurora-colored tips on the large white feathers and eleven massive and long powerful white wolf tails with rainbow tips and rainbow markings with white rabbit tail on top of the eleven massive and long white wolf tails, he has on He-Man's chest harness with colored gems on the orange crisscross straps and gold metal circular chest plate with phoenix carved on it and surrounded by red gems and on the back of the straps is a kanji that said Lincoln Loud, Truly Loving Gold-Hearted Brother, Son, Grandson, and Father, and he was dressed in an orange version of He-Man 2002's loincloth with hanging silver lightning bolts and long white trenchcoat coattails with Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Moonlight, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Rainbow Fire, Sand, Blue Fire, Bubbles, Steam, Nebulonic Gas, Suns, Aurora, Light Magic, Dark Magic, Black Magic, Satanic Magic, Moonlight, Fairies, Vampires, Tigers, Buffalo, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Elemental Dragons, Werewolves, Demons, Banshees, Spirits, Fiends, Zombies, Elemental Angels, Alicorns, Angels, Archangels, Outer Gods, Great Old Ones, Mythological Animals, Mammoths, Pegasi, Tortoises, Succubi, Incubi, Hydras, Qilins, Centaurs, Sauropods, Theropods, and Mermaids on the coattails and they also had intense powerful rainbow hot flames coming off them and hanging mini silver lightning bolts on the coattails held up by his large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a large golden buffalo head with rainbow gems for eyes and large rainbow gem in its mouth for the belt buckle on his waist, large royal blue pants with rainbow fire and multicolored lightning bolts on the thighs, and large gold armored knee-high boots with colored gems on them, silver Buffalo head stud earrings with rainbow gems for eyes the Thunderbird carved on it and the Element, Xelnaga, and Eternity Kanjis on the heads, large Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and rainbow crystal links from his merged large Crystal Necklace of The Buddha with a large rainbow Thunderbird-shaped Element of Harmony and a large silver Buffalo head with rainbow gems for eyes and Thunderbird carved on it and the Element, Xelnaga, and Eternity Kanjis on its head for the pendant on his bare chest with chest hair in the center of his chest, large white choker collar with gold accents and Thunderbird pendant on his neck, large fingerless orange gloves with the symbol of The Loud House on it and surrounded in a diamond formation are a Phoenix, Thunderbird, Buffalo, and Angel, his Ring of The Phoenix large multi-colored gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it surrounded by a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Werewolf, and Buffalo on his right ring finger, Blue Lantern ring on his left ring finger and small planets orbiting around his fingers like rings, claws on his fingers with gold armored finger claws over his fingers, he has eleven large multi-colored orbs orbiting around his legs and ten multi-colored smaller orbs orbiting around his waist and circling around his feet on the floor are eleven golden crosses with angelic runes and an immense rainbow protective aura around him.

Asuka Senou: Oh wow, you're Lincoln Loud of Team Loud Phoenix Storm.

Lincoln: That's right, and it's a pleasure to meet the rest of you.

Lincoln made thirteen clones of himself, and he and his clones went up to the girls, and they hugged their waists in their abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, and they leaned down and kissed the girls on the lips, which they returned with equally intense passion, as they wrapped their arms around the wider muscular backs of Lincoln and his clones, and we cheered wildly at the scene.

Asuka Senou: (Seductively and rubs her right hand on Lincoln's massive right pec) You too, big, tall, muscular, and handsome.

Suddenly, fourteen Elemental Thunderbird Necklaces of Eternal Love appeared on the necks of Asuka Senou, Ayaka Konno, Baron Masquerade, Kanae Aizawa, Kyouka Fubuki, Mai Kannazuki, Mayu Hoshino, Misuzu Kawamura, Moe Yagisawa, Nana Morimura, Risa Mizutani, Sayaka Mizukoshi, Touka Fubuki, and Yuna Shingyouji with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and colored crystal links from their merged Crystal Necklaces of The Buddha along with white and gold-accented Elemental Thunderbird Chokers of Eternal Love on their necks. We returned to the World Tree Estate, and we took down the third of the Revenants of Quan Chi.

Maria: And now, we've taken down the third of Quan Chi's revenants.

Lincoln: Yeah, we've still got the Revenant versions of Sindel, Kabal, Stryker, Nightwolf, Jade, Jax, and Sub-Zero to stop, and then, we get after Boss Cass before he does something even more dangerous.

Me: I'm gonna rip that dirty cassoway's head off for this!

Nico: Save seconds for all of us, J.D., he's not getting out of this alive!

After purifying Revenant Kung Lao and Kung Lao assimilated him, we were training intensely in the gym, doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of crunches, wing push-ups, one-finger push-ups, and regular push-ups, pull-ups, lat pulldowns, bicep curls, leg curls, and chest presses with 900,000,000,000-lb barbells, squats, and going a few rounds with the punching bags, and we were really sweating like crazy, even doing yoga to clear our minds, and we were also doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get our eleven massive and long wolf tails even more stronger than ever as well, and when Vina Vexen and Lorelai Lexeaus saw Lincoln doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of crunches, wing push-ups, one-finger push-ups, and regular push-ups, pull-ups, lat pulldowns, bicep curls, leg curls, and chest presses with 900,000,000,000-lb barbells, squats, and going a few rounds with the punching bags, even doing yoga to clear his mind and doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get his eleven massive and long white wolf tails even more stronger than ever, they had an atomic red blush on their faces, hearts in their eyes, and their noses were bleeding.

Vina Vexen: My God, I was right that Lincoln's really grown into a 18-year-old, 8'3" tall, really big, handsome, sexy, and extremely super strong manly man, just look at those abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and his eight-pack abs really hard at work, and really working out with those 900,000,000,000-lb barbells and he's not even getting tired, incredible, and he also got one awesome tan, and he's also doing 900,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get his eleven massive and long white wolf tails even more stronger than ever, and he now looks even more ripped than ever.

Lorelai Lexeaus: He's definitely been continuing on bodybuilding and working out even more for many years, and because of that along with the combination of his diet plan that we gave him, along with his hyperpuberty and genes, he'd gained the powerful and massive body that all bodybuilders could only dream of. If anyone tried to mess with him now, they were in for a world of hurt and trouble, and he's always been there to defend and protect us from Chandler, his goons, Pablo, Anderson, and Hawk and Hank at school or out in public, and he was also quick to defend us from Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan if they get out of search control again, along with Killjoy Huggins.

Lincoln: Yep, and I've also trained a lot under some very powerful teachers, J.D. and Nico included, girls, and I can still defend myself, and in addition to getting stronger and bigger in muscle mass, I've also gotten smarter as well.

Vina Vexen: That's incredible, and we'd already known just how strong you were long ago ever since you did some wrestling and working out with some of the other Guardian Angels long ago, and we're so proud of just how much stronger you've gotten, and just how much taller you've gotten, along with getting that much bigger in muscle mass, and you've also been getting smarter as well.

Me: You got that right, plus, we heard all of the stories from Lincoln about you girls and about how you all helped him in his training to become an emerging hero before Team Loud Phoenix Storm was formed, and how he grew from a little boy into a really big, really strong, and really powerful man.

Lorelai Lexeaus: Oh man, I knew it was only a matter of time before he told everyone that story.

Nico: Yep. So, Vina, Lorelai, what memories did you have with Lincoln?

Vina Vexen: We were hoping you'd ask that. Well, one time, Lincoln, Lorelai, and I along with the rest of his Guardian Angels and harem were at Becky Long's house, and we were working on a project for science: we were working on a cold fusion generator, and with it, we were going to use it to provide a means of providing clean safe electricity to Michigan, and it would work in case a major blackout were to occur.

Lorelai Lexeaus :But, then, Becky's alarm sounded, and we suddenly heard the familiar sound of a loud belch in the air along with catching the smell of B.O., farts, and smelly feet, and we knew who it was that had those sorts of characteristics: that aggressive, belching, farting, rude, disgusting pig of a sister, Lynn, and we found out that mutt was come back to kill Lincoln and all of us. We weren't going to tolerate it, Lincoln and I went after that four-legged freak and we beat her senselessly into the dirt and tied her up.

Vina Vexen: And I froze her in a block of ice and pushed it back to The Loud House, and when Lynn was thawed out, she got grounded for nineteen weeks and thrown in a metal container after she got taken to the hospital and put in a full-body cast.

Nico: Sheesh, Lynn didn't stand a chance against you and Lincoln, Lorelai.

Lincoln: Lynn acted like an animal, but we analyzed her movements and made the right moves to avoid her attacks and counter.

Me: That's why I saw Lynn in a full-body cast that day.

Varie: Lincoln told us the whole thing, and we were pretty pissed at Lynn that day.

Nico: Shame on that animal. By the way, did that cold fusion generator of yours work?

Vina Vexen: It sure did, and as a result, we were awarded with medals from the Science Committee of Royal Woods for an outstanding achievement.

Me: It worked like a charm and it was really awesome.

Nico: With an achievement and smarts like that, you could be in college.

Lincoln: She was really that smart, and her smarts have beaten Lisa any time she tried to kill me.

We got a shower, and then, Lincoln, Simulator Ayeka Masaki Jurai, Simulator Sasami Masaki Jurai, Simulator Ryoko Hakubi, Simulator Mihoshi Kuramitsu, Simulator Kiyone Makibi, and Simulator Mermista are heading to Coral Capers.

Lincoln snapped his fingers, and the 18-year-old, white-haired, 8'3", handsome and extremely muscular man was dressed in his new large orange and black speedo with a Thunderbird and a lightning bolt surrounded by elemental forces and stars on it with rainbow flames coming off the speedo, orange sandals, his jewelry and accessories, and he had his weapons holstered in case of trouble.

And Simulator Ayeka Masaki Jurai, Simulator Sasami Masaki Jurai, Simulator Ryoko Hakubi, Simulator Mihoshi Kuramitsu, Simulator Kiyone Makibi, and Simulator Mermista are dressed in two-piece colored bikinis The Musiqidandi Sisters made for them, colored sandals, and they had their weapons holstered in case of trouble. Plus, we found out Simulator Ayeka Masaki Jurai, Simulator Sasami Masaki Jurai, Simulator Ryoko Hakubi, Simulator Mihoshi Kuramitsu, Simulator Kiyone Makibi, and Simulator Mermista had feelings for Lincoln, and he also saved them all from an ambush by a group of musclebound thugs Flip hired to kill them, Lincoln sucked out their muscle mass, virility, strength, blood, and life energy as it killed them all which made those buttfaces go insane with anger, until Lincoln fired energy blasts at those buttfaces and more gold and jewels and treasures came out of them, but they also got to keep their heads up, they got word that mutant has sent more muscle-bound thugs to kill them.

Simulator Ayeka Masaki Jurai: Wow, so this is Coral Capers, it sure is awesome.

Lincoln: It sure is, Ayeka, and it's perfect for our first date. Shall we?

Lincoln, Simulator Ayeka Masaki Jurai, Simulator Sasami Masaki Jurai, Simulator Ryoko Hakubi, Simulator Mihoshi Kuramitsu, Simulator Kiyone Makibi, and Simulator Mermista dived into the waters and they had fun swimming in the ocean, and they also saw the creatures that lived there, then, they went back to the back they had an awesome volleyball game, and Simulator Ayeka Masaki Jurai, Simulator Sasami Masaki Jurai, Simulator Ryoko Hakubi, Simulator Mihoshi Kuramitsu, Simulator Kiyone Makibi, and Simulator Mermista got an extremely massive and deep atomic red blush on their faces when they saw Lincoln lift thirteen 900,000,000,000,000-lb barbells Lincoln summoned in his large and strong hands and thirteen massive and long white wolf tails, but then, they saw hulking muscle-bound thugs hired by Flip coming after them, but Lincoln grabbed each of them one by one and he'd sucked out their muscle mass, strength, and virility and made them thin as rakes and completely weak and he set them on fire and sent them to The Black Gates forever.

Then, they had some lunch, and then, as the sun was about to set, Lincoln made clones of himself and he and his clones went up to Simulator Ayeka Masaki Jurai, Simulator Sasami Masaki Jurai, Simulator Ryoko Hakubi, Simulator Mihoshi Kuramitsu, Simulator Kiyone Makibi, and Simulator Mermista and they hugged them in their abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, and Simulator Ayeka Masaki Jurai, Simulator Sasami Masaki Jurai, Simulator Ryoko Hakubi, Simulator Mihoshi Kuramitsu, Simulator Kiyone Makibi, and Simulator Mermista placed their hands on the massive pecs of Lincoln and his clones, and then, they shared a passionate and romantic kiss. They came back home to The World Tree Estate, and we saw Lincoln covered in kisses on his face, body, and eight-pack abs.

Me: (Whistles) Looks like you really had a good time at Coral Capers, eh, Lincoln?

Lincoln: (In Heaven) It...was...so...awesome!

Suddenly, six Elemental Thunderbird Necklaces of Eternal Love appeared on the necks of Simulator Ayeka Masaki Jurai, Simulator Sasami Masaki Jurai, Simulator Ryoko Hakubi, Simulator Mihoshi Kuramitsu, Simulator Kiyone Makibi, and Simulator Mermista with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and colored crystal links from their merged Crystal Necklaces of The Buddha and white and gold-accented Elemental Thunderbird Chokers of Eternal Love on their necks.

Lily the Mermaid: Whoa, now Simulator Ayeka Masaki Jurai, Simulator Sasami Masaki Jurai, Simulator Ryoko Hakubi, Simulator Mihoshi Kuramitsu, Simulator Kiyone Makibi, and Simulator Mermista are in your harem.

Jenna: And Flip had some nerve trying to kill them, that mutant is just making things much worse for himself.

Serena Logan: I always knew that stupid mutant cheapskate was and always will be nothing but fucking trouble, and he's just making things worse for himself.

Rarity: And trying to kill Simulator Ayeka Masaki Jurai, Simulator Sasami Masaki Jurai, Simulator Ryoko Hakubi, Simulator Mihoshi Kuramitsu, Simulator Kiyone Makibi, and Simulator Mermista, now that repulsive ape is really going to get it.

Lincoln: And we also had a run-in with more of the hulking muscle-bound hired thugs they sent to kill us yet again, but I sucked out their muscle mass, strength, and virility and killed them all and sent them to The Black Gates, and that mutant should be screaming with pure vengeance and hate at us in 3...2...1!

Suddenly, we heard Flip scream and bellow with extreme hatred and rage and cursing right at us, and now, that moron has officially lost his mind.

Maria: (Flips Flip the middle finger) Yeah, up yours, you mutant moronic cheapskate!

Nico: Even after we kicked Flip's miserable hide, that mutant still refuses to quit!

Lincoln: Same with Lewis Travolta, Amy, Icky Vicky, Billy McLean, Pablo, Anderson, and the other jerks at Dad's restaurant, but it's much more fun to see their thugs get killed by me.

Me: It sure is, and it's so much more fun seeing them blow their stacks!

Inuyasha: (YELLS AT THE TOP OF HIS LUNGS AT FLIP) SHUT YOUR PIE HOLE, YOU MUTANT!

Suddenly, the Beads of Subjugation on Flip's neck glowed and the amplified gravity forced Flip to faceplant on the ground, and we laughed hysterically.

Nico: Those Beads of Subjugation really are awesome!

Lincoln: And that'll be to remand that stupid mutant if he so much as gets anymore dumb ideas once again. Remind me to add more punishments to him.

Me: We'll do just that.

Later it was time for another awesome Super Mario Galaxy adventure.

Nico: Next is Deep Dark Galaxy.

Me: Cool!

Kairi: Me and Aqua will go next.

Nico: All right then.

Me: Go for it.

Aqua: Okay.

They went into the Simulator and Nicole activated it and they were at DEEP DARK GALAXY!

Aqua: Here we are.

She fired waves of energy and blasted Kamella all over!

Kairi and Aqua did the same and it hurt bad.

Nico: Any tips, Nicole?

Nicole: (On the radio) Looks like you're going after Kamella again. You gave to get to the ship he's at and then do what you did before to him.

Nico: Okay.

Kairi: Lets go then.

They dove underwater and found a ghost ship in a cave.

They got on board.

Aqua: Kamella. I know you're here!

Out came KAMELLA!

Nico: There he is.

Kairi: Time for round 2!

Aqua: Lets do it!

?: Let me help too!

A Figure came out and it was a girl with blue hair and she had blue eyes and had red clothes and angel wings and had a tiara with the symbol of Battle Fever J on it and she had the same symbol on her skirt.

Nico: Whoa!

Janet Javier: Janet Javier the Embodiment of the Battle Fever J is ready.

Nico: Awesome!

Nico: (gets out Multiple Man and Billy Numerous' Ridewatches) Time to make an army!

He activated them and formed into an awesome army!

They fired waves of energy and blasted Kamella all over

Kairi: That's a lot of Nicos!

Aqua: No kidding.

The staff containing the star shattered and the star was freed!

Aqua: There's the star!

Nico: Go get it!

Kairi and Aqua went and got it.

YOU GOT A STAR!

Nico: YEAH!

Janet Javier: That was fun!

They all high five

Aqua: Can you tell us more about yourself?

Janet Javier: Certainly. I like traveling the world and seeing new places, new people. New cultures and more. Also I'm a photographer. I make my own art of places from around the world.

Me: Cool!

Nico: That's amazing. Would you like to join the team?

Janet Javier: I would be honored.

Later they left the simulator and we cheered wildly.

The mascots were playing a game on the computer.

MJ: What are you guys playing?

Poromon: League of Angels. It's really cool.

Poliwag: And the girls are all really pretty.

Me: Boy they sure are.

MJ: Ooh that is awesome.

Nico: League of Angels is one of my favorites. It's fun.

Ultimate Gwen: Where did you first find this game?

Poliwag: We saw it on YouTube and it was fun.

Manaphy: So we're hooked on it.

Nico: That's a fun game there.

Lola: Yeah and the wings of the girls are beautiful.

Xenia: They sure are.

Nico: Yep.

Horsea: And the powers they have are awesome.

Poromon: Yep.

Apeface: Have you gotten into any rivalries with the players in this game?

Poromon: No it's an adventure. Right now we're on level 10.

Me: Made really good progress.

Xenia: You sure did.

Camie: Yep.

Me: Some of the girls in this game would make great members of the team.

Nico: I agree there too.

Broadside: Can I see your avatars?

Poromon: Sure.

Poromon's avatar was a girl with blond hair with water powers

Poliwag's Avatar was a girl with brown hair with white wings

Manaphy's avatar was a girl with white hair and had 1 bat wing and 1 angel wing

Horsea's avatar was a girl with blue hair and bat wings.

Nico: Ooh pretty.

Xenia: Yeah.

Me: Those are awesome.

Suddenly, Lincoln's deep sapphire blue eyes and the rainbow iris of his Third Eye glowed, and he had a vision, and he saw who it was that we're going to confront today, it was none other than Chris D'Amico, son of the deceased crime lord, Frank D'Amico, and he's planning on causing full-blown chaos as his revenge for the death of his father. When we saw it, we knew it meant trouble.

Lincoln: Why, that little...!

Lincoln sounded the alarm and we rushed in.

Nico: We heard the alarm, what's up, Lincoln?

Lincoln: Nico, everyone, we've got a huge emergency. I just had a vision and I saw who it was that we're going to confront today, the person is none other than Chris D'Amico, son of the deceased crime lord, Frank D'Amico, and he's planning on causing full-blown chaos as his revenge for the death of his father.

We gasped.

Diana Darkus: Ugh, not that asshole again!

Nico: Diana, you know that piece of shit?

Diana Darkus: Know him? I hate that asshole, along with his piece of crap father, Frank D'Amico, his ugly bitch mother, Angie D'Amico, and his equally heartless asshole uncle, Ralph D'Amico.

Lincoln: I don't know if I told you all this, but seven years ago, Diana was the one who got Ralph sent to prison for the rest of his life for his crimes, and ever since then, the entire D'Amico family wanted her head on a pike for what she did.

We gasped.

Eli: So, you've got some unfinished business with Chris, right?

Diana Darkus: That's right, and I'm really going to enjoy giving that murderous asswipe the ultimate castration by slicing off his crotch and chopping off his legs!

I and the rest of the male members of the team covered their crotches in defense!

Nico: That's some serious hate you have for that asswipe! Alright, after we get done beating his ass into the ground, we'll let you do that, Diana.

Diana Darkus: And I'd like Lincoln to help out as well, you chop off his legs, I get to castrate him.

Lincoln: Awesome!

Suddenly, Lincoln's deep sapphire blue eyes and the rainbow colored iris of Lincoln, Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Laney, Lucy, Lana, Lola, Lisa, Lily, Lynn Sr., and Rita's Third Eye, and everyone else's Third Eye glowed even more, as they sensed a dark energy signal with their eyes and the Force, and they saw who the figure was in the vision: the figure is none other than Zarok, the medieval evil sorcerer hellbent on taking over the realm with an army of undead and other ghoulish creatures and main antagonist of the videogame MediEvil, and he's come back with an army of undead and ghouls to take over the world again. When we saw it, we knew it meant trouble.

Lincoln: Oh, you've got to be kidding me!

Rayman: Uh oh, I know the glowing eyes from anywhere. Lincoln, everyone, is someone coming after us?

Lincoln: You guessed it, Rayman, and this is someone Brittney isn't going to like one bit: the figure we saw and the dark energy we sensed belongs to Zarok, the medieval evil sorcerer hellbent on taking over the realm with an army of undead and other ghoulish creatures and main antagonist of the videogame MediEvil, and he's come back with an army of undead and ghouls to take over the world again.

Brittney: Zarok's back?! Again?!

Nicole: I should've known he'd be back once again, that medieval sorcerer was never one to stay dead and gone, and he's back with an army of undead and ghoulish creatures once more. He's got such a one-track mind!

Irena Steelswarm: But, that doesn't change the fact that Zarok is an evil sorcerer hellbent on world domination and bringing back the dead and summoning an army of ghoulish creatures to do so, he must be destroyed!

Lincoln: Yeah, he's even worse than Quan Chi.

Nico: I was just about to say that. Alright, gang, let's go, we're heading to New York, and we're going to pummel that dumbass, Chris D'Amico.

Lincoln: You better be ready for one serious castration and leg amputation, you sick twisted little mongrel, before we throw your butt back in jail, and once we get done with Chris D'Amico, you're next, Zarok.

Irena Steelswarm: Zarok will not get away with the crimes he's committed since The Middle Ages, that sorcerer will pay with his life!

Diana Darkus: Better be ready, Moron Face, payback's coming for your ass!

Lincoln put up a rainbow energy field around The World Tree Estate and we headed to New York to take care of Chris D'Amico and throw him back in prison, and once we got done with that shitstain, Lincoln and Irena Steelswarm are going to destroy Zarok.

Lions of Darkness and Duskmon

Earth, 3rd Rock from The Sun and Grumblemon

Radical Water of Stacy and Ranamon

Light Prayers of Nature and Arbormon

Metal of Davis and Mercurymon

Stars of Yusei and Mysterio

Roses of Akiza and Robo-Roxy

Dances of Tea and Copperhead

Elemental HERO Power of Jaden and Speed Demon

White Night Ice of Alexis and Femme Fatale

Twilight Sparkle, Thunder Sparkle, Starburst, Night Light Jr, Nyx Midnight, Scarlet Genie, Zeta "Silver" Telekinetic, Sparkle Girl, Love Charm, Tinker Sparks, Starbeam Glitter, Starshine Sparkle, Luster Dawn, Princess Cadance, Princess Amore, Flurry Heart, Lilly Crystal, Cloud Star, Minuette, Twinkleshine, Lemon Hearts, Moondancer, Lyra Heartstrings, Sweetie Drops/Bon Bon, Donut Joe, Spike the Dragon, Shining Armor, Tempest Shadow, Swift Foot, Gallus the Griffin, Star Swirl the Bearded, Magic Skylanders, Rai, Sena and Joe Shimamura.

lincoln: superhero element style: superman

peni parker: superhero web style: spider-man

jessica kaios: superhero fire style: firestorm

yuna kamihara: superhero water style: namor the submariner

toph: superhero earth style: wonder woman

makoto nanaya: superhero wind style: storm

sari sumdac: superhero lightning style: shazam

r. mika: superhero light style: hulk

juri han: superhero dark style: batman

lincoln and his harem: superhero final smash: superhero blaster they fired ki blasts based on marvel and dc superheroes

Lincoln saw Chris D'Amico trying to run, but he fired blobs of Symbiote goo which bound his wrists and ankles to the ground.

Nico: Don't think you're getting out of this unscathed, you little shitstain! Lincoln, Diana, administer the castration and leg amputation!

Lincoln: (Smirks) Gladly.

Lincoln held his massive Lincoln Loud's United Friendship Hinon's Eternal Friendship Almighty Cosmic Storm Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds up in the air and covered the 7'6" massive, wide, double-edged golden blade with rainbow fire, and then...!

SLASH!

Lincoln cut off Chris D'Amico's legs and he screamed with agonizing pain, and then, Diana Darkus held her dark sword up in the air and covered the blade with dark fire, and then...!

SLASH!

Diana Darkus cut off Chris D'Amico's crotch as he screamed even more with agonizing pain!

Me: OH! OH GOD, I CAN'T BELIEVE THEY DID THAT!

Nicole: Jeez, maybe I should put Lincoln in as The Anti-Pervert Patrol's Castration Expert.

Then, Lincoln tied Chris D'Amico up in gold spider silk and Symbiote goo and threw him into a van that took him away.

Nico: He's not going to survive in prison, now that his legs and crotch were cut off. Awesome job, gang, we're finally rid of Chris D'Amico.

Lincoln: Now, there's only one last thing to do and one last loose end to tie up: Zarok.

?: YOU FOOLISH HEROES WILL PERISH BEFORE THE MIGHT OF MY UNDEAD ARMY!

Suddenly, the eight large planets and stars orbiting around my legs, the eleven large multi-colored orbs orbiting around Lincoln's legs, the eight large orange orbs orbiting Linka's legs the nine large orange orbs orbiting around TLPS Ms. Tarantula's legs, the ten multi-colored orbs orbiting around Duke Lincoln's legs, the eleven colored orbs orbiting around the Loud Sisters' legs, the eleven colored orbs orbiting around the legs of The Loud's friends, the eight large dark blue orbs orbiting around Ed Cowart's legs, the nine large midnight blue orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Wolf's legs, the nine large crimson red orbs orbiting around Naruto's legs, the eight large crimson red orbs orbiting around Tahu, Vakama, and Nate Adams' legs, the eight large fiery red orbs orbiting around Zach Gurdle's legs, the eight large silver orbs orbiting around Clyde McBride's legs, the eight large black orbs with the Eye of Horus orbiting around Cody (OC)'s legs, the eight large black orbs orbiting around Lars and Dudley Puppy's legs, the eight large pink orbs orbiting around Lexx Loud's legs, the nine large rose pink orbs orbiting around Steven Universe's legs, the nine large green orbs orbiting around Lynn Sr.'s legs, the nine emerald green orbs orbiting around Yakko Warner's legs, the nine large sapphire blue orbs orbiting around Wakko Warner's legs, the nine large hot pink orbs orbiting around Dot Warner's legs, the nine and eight large marine blue orbs orbiting around Liam and Leif Loud's legs, the eleven large scarlet red orbs orbiting around Lynn's legs, the eleven coral red orbs orbiting around Timon's legs, the eight large blood red orbs around Marco Diaz's legs, the nine large aqua blue orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Shark's legs, the eight large blue orbs orbiting around Skippy, Sean Bolton, and Loki Loud's legs, the eight large sea-foam green orbs orbiting around Loni Loud's legs, the nine large yellow orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Snake's legs, the eight large yellow orbs orbiting around Lane Loud's legs, the eight large brown orbs orbiting around Larry Loud's legs, the eight large light green orbs orbiting around Levi Loud's legs, the eight large lavender orbs orbiting around Leon Loud's legs, the eight large colored orbs orbiting around Bobby Santiago and Nico's legs, the eleven large colored orbs orbiting around Twilight Sparkle and her friends, the eight large aqua and ocean blue orbs orbiting around Varie, William Dunbar, and Adam Lyon's legs, the eleven large aqua blue orbs orbiting around Girl Jordan's legs, the eleven large colored orbs orbiting around Timmy Turner's legs, the eight large gold orbs orbiting around Alex the Lion and Takanuva's legs, the nine large pink orbs orbiting around Rita's legs, and the eight large purple orbs orbiting around Luke Loud's legs and Menat's legs, along with our gems on our large gold Bracers of The Champions of the Universe and the Stones of Gelel that were embedded in the backs of our left hands and our gold halos with four orbiting gold rings surrounding the corners behind our heads were glowing, and that means we've got big trouble incoming, and the imps of The Fabled Gene-Slammers were already hissing with anger.

Lincoln formed a massive diamond barrier infused with absorption energy that protected all of us from a massively powerful volley of dark energy blasts that came out of nowhere and they hit the barrier, but the dark energy volley was absorbed into us and we became even stronger than ever.

Lincoln: (Catches the scent) There's no mistaking that scent from anywhere, come on out, Zarok, or I will force you out!

A figure came out, and it's none other than Zarok, the medieval evil sorcerer hellbent on taking over the realm with an army of undead and other ghoulish creatures and main antagonist of the videogame MediEvil.

Lincoln: You just don't even know when to quit, do you, Zarok. No matter how many centuries pass, your crazed desire to take over the world with an army of undead and ghouls refused to die with you, you make me sick as always!

Zarok: YOU DARE TO SPEAK TO ME LIKE THAT?! DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHO I AM?!

Irena Steelswarm: Clearly, we do, you defiler of the dead!

Suddenly, Irena Steelswarm's dark purple eyes turned neon dark purple and she was surrounded by a black and silver energy aura with stars, light, darkness, insects, fiends, swords, phoenixes, and angels, she unholstered her sword from her hip, and as she approached Zarok, she left black and silver energy, stars, light, darkness, insects, fiends, swords, phoenixes, and angels with every step.

Irena Steelswarm: Everything that Lincoln said about is indeed true, no matter how many centuries pass, your crazed desire to take over the world with an army of undead and ghouls refused to die with you, you defile the graves of the dead and used your dark magic to inflict pain and suffering on the living with no remorse or disregard for the lives of the innocent! Zarok, as punishment for all of your crimes that you've committed against the living and the dead, you are hereby sentenced to death!

Suddenly, Irena Steelswarm was surrounded by a massive vortex of black and silver energy with stars, light, darkness, and swords surrounding the vortex, there are insects, fiends, phoenixes, angels, and The Steelswarm Duel Monsters flying around the vortex, and in the vortex is a dark purple phoenix with red eyes glaring at Zarok: the red eyes of eternal death. Then, as the vortex faded, Irena Steelswarm emerged, but she was changed forever.

Irena Steelswarm grew to 7'9" in height, she has large gold metal bracers on her biceps and thighs, and she now has eleven large midnight black and silver orbs orbiting around her legs, she has the body of a goddess, she has silver highlights in the bangs of her long neon midnight black hair and large golden halo in the center with golden angel wings on the bottom side and four orbiting golden rings on each corner behind her head, she has neon dark purple eyes and a black and silver energy aura with stars, light, darkness, insects, fiends, swords, phoenixes, angels, and The Steelswarm Duel Monsters surrounding her, she has The Steelswarm Duel Monsters surrounding the Steelswarm symbol emblazoned on her forehead and Third Eye with dark purple iris, she has on phoenix earrings with dark purple gems for eyes and holding the Sword, Light, Dark, Star, and Eternity Kanjis in its hands, she also has The Steelswarm Duel Monsters with dark purple gems for eyes and holding the Sword, Light, Dark, Star, and Eternity Kanjis in its hands on the bottom of her dark purple phoenix-shaped Element of Harmony for the second pendant along with the gold Thunderbird pendant of her Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love necklace with dark purple crystal links from her merged Crystal Necklace of the Buddha and dark purple gems on the gold lightning bolts, and she also has on her new white and gold-accented Elemental Thunderbird Choker Necklace of Eternal Love. Irena Steelswarm has on a sleeveless black vest, sleeveless black top, black skirt, black pants, black legwarmers, black sneakers, and long sleeveless white trenchcoat with stars, swords, light, darkness, insects, fiends, phoenixes, angels, and The Steelswarm Duel Monsters on the coattails and on the back are The Steelswarm Duel Monsters surrounded by stars, swords, light, and darkness. Suddenly, Irena Steelswarm felt a sharp pain on her back, and then, her massive silver angel wings with black and dark purple tips on the silver feathers grew much bigger for her new body, and she now has eleven massive and long black wolf tails with silver tips and silver markings, she has on a Ring of The Phoenix with dark purple gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it on her right ring finger and heart shaped gem embedded in it on her right ring finger which also merged with her Guardian Angel of Lincoln Loud ring and Star Sapphire ring on her left ring finger, and Stone of Gelel embedded in the back of her left hand.

Suddenly, Irena Steelswarm's sword and all the greatswords and swords she'd gotten began merging together, and they were surrounded by a kaleidoscope of black and silver energy, stars, swords, light, darkness, phoenixes, angels, and The Steelswarm Duel Monsters, and when it emerged, it was transformed into Irena Steelswarm's Twilight Fiend Steelswarm Duel Monsters Phoenix Angel Greatsword of Twilight Fiend Steelswarm Phoenix Angel Justice, it's a brand-new massive greatsword with embedded dark purple gems and The Steelswarm Monsters etched on the 7'6" massive, wide, double-edged black blade, large silver phoenix heads for the crossguard, large white angel faces built into both sides of the hilt and large dark purple gems embedded in the foreheads, longer midnight black handle, four black phoenix heads with dark purple gems for eyes and large silver phoenix head with dark purple gems for eyes and a large dark purple gem in its mouth on the bottom of the black phoenix heads for the pommel, she has on her new brand-new large gold Bracers of the Champions of The Universe with dark purple gems on her wrists and Dragon Ball Bracelet on the large gold Bracer, new large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a gold version of Steelswarm Origin's head with dark purple gems for eyes and a large dark purple gem inside its open mouth for the belt buckle and gold versions of the other Steelswarm Duel Monsters with dark purple gems for eyes and dark purple gems in their mouths around the belt, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace and Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Eternal Elemental Harmony on her right hip and Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her left hip. There's a dark purple kanji below The Steelswarm Duel Monsters that said, "Irena Steelswarm, Gene-Slammer of The Steelswarm Duel Monsters, Powerful Master of The Sword, Loving Guardian Angel and Future Wife of Lincoln Loud, Despiser of Bullies, Destroyer of Dark Chandler, Archenemy of Metal Sally Acorn, Destroyer of Zarok, Amazing Member of Team Loud Phoenix Storm, Brave Warrior of The Cosmos, Protector, Defender, and Savior of The Universe, Multiverse, and Beyond, Ambassador and Beacon of Hope to The Universe, Master of The Powers of Friendship and The Elements, Master of The Fury of Celestial Xelnaga, Master of The Black Gates, Ultimate Force of Ultimate Good, True Goddess of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust, Destroyer and Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, and Master of Swords, Light, Darkness, The Stars, Insects, Fiends, and The Steelswarm Duel Monsters"

イリーナ・スティールズウォーム、スティールズウォーム・デュエルモンスターズのジーン・スラマー、強力な剣の達人、愛情深い守護天使でリンカーン・ラウドの将来の妻、いじめっ子の軽蔑者、ダーク・チャンドラーの破壊者、メタルの大敵サリー・エイコーン、ザロックの破壊者、驚くべきメンバーチーム・ラウド・フェニックス・ストーム、宇宙の勇敢な戦士、宇宙、多元宇宙、そしてその先の守護者、擁護者、そして救世主、宇宙への希望の大使であり灯台、友情と要素の力のマスター、怒りのマスター天のゼルナガ、ブラックゲートのマスター、究極の善の究極の力、真実の真の女神、正義、愛、思いやり、希望、許し、勇気、美徳、決意、忠誠心、正直さ、寛大さ、優しさ、無私の心、勇気、そして信頼、悪の破壊者とスレイヤー、狂った、殺人的、冷酷でサディスティックなろくでなし、驚くべき強力な教師の驚くべき強力な生徒、そして剣のマスター、光、闇、星、昆虫、悪魔、そして鋼鉄の決闘モンスター

Suddenly, Irena Steelswarm's immense protective blue aura had suddenly changed, and it was now an immense protective neon rainbow aura with all of the elements swirling around it, she transformed into her most powerful and and most incredible transformation ever!

Irena Steelswarm has transformed into SUPER ANGEL-STEELSWARM DUEL MONSTERS-PHOENIX-HARMONY UNITED FRIENDSHIP UNIVERSAL ETERNAL CELESTIAL XELNAGA DIVINE TWILIGHT SWORD STEELSWARM FIEND DUEL MONSTERS GODDESS PHOENIX ANGEL OF DIVINE TWILIGHT SWORD STEELSWARM FIEND DUEL MONSTERS GODDESS PHOENIX ANGEL JUSTICE AND DIVINE TWILIGHT SWORD STEELSWARM FIEND DUEL MONSTERS GODDESS PHOENIX ANGEL LOVE!

We were amazed by Irena Steelswarm's Super Angel-Steelswarm Duel Monsters-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga transformation, and when Lincoln saw her, he had an atomic red blush on his face, hearts in his eyes, and his nose was bleeding, but when Zarok saw it, he fell into a rage and summoned an army of demons to kill her, but Irena Steelswarm fired a massive and powerful barrage of black and silver energy, stars, swords, light, darkness, fiends, insects, phoenixes, angels, and The Steelswarm Duel Monsters which cuts down the demons and hits Zarok and exploded with incredible power, he got back up, and he was now pissed off.

Selene Emperyous: (GASPS) Oh, no way, did Irena just...?!

Lincoln: She did, Selene, Irena Steelswarm has transformed into her Super Angel-Steelswarm Duel Monsters-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga form, and she really pissed off Zarok now especially since she cut down his army of demons! Now, blood's about to be spilled.

Irena Steelswarm: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Divine Twilight Sword Insect Fiend Steelswarm Duel Monsters Goddess Phoenix Angel and Divine Twilight Sword Insect Fiend Steelswarm Duel Monsters Goddess Phoenix Angel Love) We'll make Zarok pay for every last one of his crimes since the Middle Ages with his own blood, let's get him, Linky.

Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Angel and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Friendship, Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) You've caused more than enough trouble to last a couple of centuries, Zarok, and now, I'll make sure that not a single trace of you ever remains in this world! And this time, I'll make sure you never rise again!

Irena Steelswarm and Lincoln went after Zarok, and they fired extremely powerful blasts of rainbow energy, black and silver energy, fireworks, rainbows, storm clouds, gold halo rings, quintessence, life energy, illusions, crosses, planets, sea creatures, nightmare creatures, sports equipment, leaves, plants, pumpkins, dark lightning, pumpkin fire, swords, fruits, animals, music notes, psychic blasts, jewels, starships, imps, butterflies, moths, spiders, whales, monkeys, hummingbirds, lizards, giants, condors, cats, llamas, dogs, snakes, spirals, wings, snakes, trees, crocodiles, herons, fish, dark dragons, spades, hearts, aces, diamonds, clubs, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Rainbow Fire, Sand, Blue Fire, Bubbles, Steam, Nebulonic Gas, Suns, Aurora, Light Magic, Dark Magic, Black Magic, Satanic Magic, Moonlight, Damned Souls, Explosions, Twin-Tailed Comets, Fairies, Vampires, Tigers, Buffalo, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Ghouls, Elemental Dragons, Werewolves, Demons, Banshees, Spirits, Fiends, Zombies, Elemental Angels, Alicorns, Angels, Archangels, Outer Gods, Mythological Animals, Mammoths, Pegasi, Tortoises, Yetis, Succubi, Incubi, Hydras, Qilins, Centaurs, Sauropods, Theropods, and Mermaids at Zarok and they exploded with incredible power as they hit him.

Then, they attacked him with their massive greatswords leaving scars on him, and Lincoln left many more with his gold claws and firing energy slashes from his claws and he and Irena Steelswarm also attack him with some powerful punches, kicks, and karate chops, and they smashed him all over with their immense and extremely powerful superhuman strength, along with elemental blasts, and this was really really driving Zarok even madder than ever!

Zarok: YOU WORTHLESS HUMANS! I WILL KILL YOU ALL!

Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Angel and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Friendship, Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) You can't kill us, Zarok, we're immortal and invincible, and we're also The Champions of The Gods. But, you, you're just a pathetic sorcerer who messed with dark powers that were far beyond your comprehension and not even your pathetic little mind could ever comprehend. There is no place for you in this world or the next.

Lincoln ran with superhuman speed and stabbed Zarok in the stomach with his massive greatsword and he began sucking out and absorbing Zarok's black magic, raising the dead, summoning demons, and vast knowledge of both science and magic and he made them his own. Suddenly, the gems on Lincoln's massive greatsword glowed green, and then, Lincoln began draining Zarok of his life force until he was nothing more than a withered lifeless old husk, and then, once his soul appeared, Lincoln threw him in a black coffin that sent Zarok to The Black Gates forever. We cheered wildly for what Irena Steelswarm and Lincoln did as they holstered their massive greatswords and powered down, and Irena Steelswarm's new body, clothes, weapons, jewelry, Third Eye, eleven massive and long black wolf tails, large gold halo with four orbiting gold rings on each corner behind her head, and massive black angel wings are permanent.

Irena Steelswarm: Burn in The Black Gates forever, you powerhungry bastard. Thank you for helping me get rid of Zarok forever, Linky.

Lincoln: (Smiles Warmly) You're welcome, Irena.

Suddenly, Irena Steelswarm wrapped her arms around Lincoln's wider and muscular back, as her chest pressed against Lincoln's massive pecs and her stomach pressed against his eight-pack abs, which'd brought an atomic red blush to Lincoln's face, and he wrapped his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms around her waist, which took her by surprise and brought an atomic red blush to her face. Then, as Lincoln leaned down to Irena Steelswarm's face, they kissed passionately as she moved her hands onto Lincoln's massive pecs, and behind them was a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Dragon, Mermaid, Angel, Fairy, Succubus, and The Steelswarm Duel Monsters flying in the air, and we saw a herd of Buffalo and many animals running across the field and elemental forces behind them and we cheered wildly. Then, Lincoln and Irena Steelswarm sucked in and absorbed the elemental forces and they came back to us as the display vanished.

Lincoln: I certainly wasn't surprised to find out Zarok came back again, he was never one to stay dead.

Brittney: And he even committed crimes against the living and the dead.

Nicole: Oh yeah, resurrecting the dead and turning them into his zombie minions and summoning demons, those are crimes that can't be forgiven.

Me: You said it. So, Lincoln, who's the next Keyblade Knight we're meeting tomorrow?

Lincoln: I've got three really good ones and they're the last three of the Embodiments of Organization XIII: Dahlia Xaldin, Keyblade Knight of Deep Space and Embodiment of Xaldin, The Whirlwind Lancer of The 3 Tornadoes, Irinia Xigbar, Keyblade Knight of The Land of Dragons and Embodiment of Xigbar, The Freeshooter of The 2 Stars of Space, and Allie Xemnas, Keyblade Knight of The World That Never Was and Embodiment of Xemnas, The Superior of The In-Between.

We gasped.

Sora: Oh man, no way, we haven't seen them in years.

Roxas: It sure has been years since we last saw them.

Michelle Emperyous: And I knew you'd pick them, Lincoln, and you guys will love meeting them as well, Dahlia Xaldin is Lincoln's Guardian Angel from Michigan and she's a Keyblader with the powers of wind and she's a very good friend of Lilo, Stitch, and all their friends, and she defended them from Gnatu and from his former boss, Dr. Jacques von Hämsterviel, and Dahlia also harbors a very nasty hatred towards ALL THE MEMBERS of Organization XIII especially Xaldin for endangering Belle and trying to turn Beast into a Heartless so he can acquire his heart for the creation of Kingdom Hearts, and she wants to make sure he and the rest of them pay for their crimes. She is also very great friends with Sora, Riku, Kairi, Eli, Cid, Namine, Roxas, Xion, Yuffie, Leon, Aerith, and all their friends on all worlds including Sora's mother and is a very awesome sister to Aqua and Sora and Kairi and she is so happy for Sora and Kairi when they got married. She came to Royal Woods long ago, and she really trained Lincoln a lot about how to use the Keyblade and he'd quickly absorbed all that knowledge, and he became an expert in wielding the Keyblade and she also trained him on how to use the magic spells associated with the Keyblade, and she's also one of the Keyblade Knights formed by Carolina Keyblada, and like her fellow Keyblade Knights, she harbors a deep grudge against Xehanort for all of the pain and suffering that he caused in his quest to forge the X-Blade and use it to destroy the entire universe and remake it in his image, and she swore if he ever returns again, she would slay him right where he stands and see to it that all those who follow him shall follow him to The Black Gates.

Nico: Lori wasn't the only one to harbor a grudge against Xaldin that day, Dahlia held a bloody grudge as well on him.

Me: Yeah.

Laney Emperyous: Irina Xigbar is Lincoln's Guardian Angel from Michigan and she's a Keyblader with the powers of the stars and she's an awesome sharpshooter. She's a very good friend of Mulan, Shang, Mushu, and all their friends, and she harbors a truly nasty hatred for Shan Yu and the Huns for their attempts to attack and conquer China and she swore that if they ever attack China again, she would drench the lands of China with their blood, and Irinia also harbors a very nasty hatred towards ALL THE MEMBERS of Organization XIII except for Xigbar, and she wants to make sure the rest of them pay for their crimes. She is also very great friends with Sora, Riku, Kairi, Eli, Cid, Namine, Roxas, Xion, Yuffie, Leon, Aerith, and all their friends on all worlds including Sora's mother and is a very awesome sister to Aqua and Sora and Kairi and she is so happy for Sora and Kairi when they got married. She came to Royal Woods long ago, and she really trained Lincoln a lot about how to use the Keyblade and he'd quickly absorbed all that knowledge, and he became an expert in wielding the Keyblade and she also trained him on how to use the magic spells associated with the Keyblade, and she's also one of the Keyblade Knights formed by Carolina Keyblada, and like her fellow Keyblade Knights, she harbors a deep grudge against Xehanort for all of the pain and suffering that he caused in his quest to forge the X-Blade and use it to destroy the entire universe and remake it in his image, and she swore if he ever returns again, she would slay him right where he stands and see to it that all those who follow him shall follow him to The Black Gates.

Lincoln: She'll be happy to hear we got rid of Shan Yu, and we indeed drenched the land with their blood.

Selene Emperyous: You got that right, and Allie Xemnas is Lincoln's Guardian Angel from Michigan and she's a Keyblader with the powers of darkness and the void, and she also has the powers of negative energy, and the negative energy she radiates not only gives us an astronomical power boost that's similar to draining and absorbing an astronomically infinite number of Kisenian Blossoms, and she even has the power to make dishonorable villains fall prey to hatred and rage. She's the most powerful Keyblade Knight and the most powerful of The Embodiments of Organization XIII. She harbors a very very very very nasty hatred towards Xemnas for what he did to Nico that kick-started The 20 Days of Darkness, and she swore that one day, if he ever ever comes back from the dead, she would kill him and throw his body into a volcano, and she also harbors a very nasty hatred towards THE OTHER MEMBERS of Organization XIII except for Roxas, Axel, Xion, Zexion, Lexeaus, Luxord, and Demyx, and she wants to make sure the rest of them pay for their crimes. She is also very great friends with Sora, Riku, Kairi, Eli, Cid, Namine, Roxas, Xion, Yuffie, Leon, Aerith, and all their friends on all worlds including Sora's mother and is a very awesome sister to Aqua and Sora and Kairi and she is so happy for Sora and Kairi when they got married. She came to Royal Woods long ago, and she really trained Lincoln a lot about how to use the Keyblade and he'd quickly absorbed all that knowledge, and he became an expert in wielding the Keyblade and she also trained him on how to use the magic spells associated with the Keyblade, and she's also one of the Keyblade Knights formed by Carolina Keyblada, and like her fellow Keyblade Knights, she harbors a deep grudge against Xehanort for all of the pain and suffering that he caused in his quest to forge the X-Blade and use it to destroy the entire universe and remake it in his image, and she swore if he ever returns again, she would slay him right where he stands and see to it that all those who follow him shall follow him to The Black Gates.

We gasped.

Me and Nico: Oh shit.

Nicole: Lincoln, if she finds out we have Xemnas in The Masters of Evil's prison, she'll go after him and finish what was started those years ago.

Lincoln: I hope Vypra can try and talk some sense into her before she kills Xemnas since he's lost all of his powers thanks to your curse.

Soon, we were getting ready for bed.

Me: Oh man, here we go.

Nico: Yep. Another wild lovemaking night.

Lincoln: A bet's a bet, so as men, we've got to fulfill our end of the bet.

Ace Bunny: That's true.

And as soon as me, Nico, Lincoln, and Ace Bunny stepped into our rooms, Lincoln, Nico, and I saw our harems waiting for us in our rooms all dressed in smoking hot bras and panties lying on three super extra-extra-extra large beds fit for an expanding harem and Ace saw Lexi lying on a king-sized bed.

When Lincoln saw his harem, he had a really bright atomic red blush on his face, his deep sapphire eyes turned deep red with fiery passion, and his nose was bleeding: he was dumbstruck by the sight of his harem, and when Nico saw his harem, he had a really bright atomic red blush on his face, his blue eyes turned deep red with fiery passion, and his nose was bleeding: he was dumbstruck by the sight of his harem, and when I saw my harem, I had a really bright atomic red blush on his face, my rainbow eyes turned deeper with fiery passion, and my nose was bleeding: I was dumbstruck by the sight of his harem.

And when Ace Bunny saw Lexi, he had a really bright atomic red blush on his face, his deep sapphire eyes turned deep red with fiery passion, and his nose was bleeding: he was dumbstruck by the sight of her.

Girl Jordan, Varie, May, and Lexi Bunny: (Seductive Voice) Like what you see, big boy?

Lincoln, Me, Nico, and Ace Bunny: (In Heaven) Oh yeah.

Lily the Mermaid walked seductively up to Lincoln, Varie walked seductively up to me, May walked seductively up to Nico, and Lexi Bunny walked seductively up to Ace Bunny.

Lily the Mermaid: (Seductive Voice and rubs her hands on Lincoln's massive pecs) Hope you're ready for four weeks of intense lovemaking.

Varie: (Seductive Voice and rubs her hands on my massive pecs) Cause trust us, it's going to be wild.

May: (Seductive Voice and rubs her hands on Nico's massive pecs) And it's going to be intense.

Lexi Bunny: (Seductive Voice and rubs her hands on Ace Bunny's massive pecs) Hope you're ready for a wild ride!

Lincoln, me, Nico, and Ace Bunny: Whoa, mama.

Lily the Mermaid and the rest of Lincoln's harem guided Lincoln into his room and onto the super extra-extra-extra large bed fit for Lincoln and his ever expanding harem, and Lily the Mermaid closed and locked the door and the barrier activated.

Varie and the rest of my harem guided me into my room and onto the super extra-extra-extra large bed fit for me and my ever expanding harem, and Varie closed and locked the door and the barrier activated.

May and the rest of Nico's harem guided Nico into his room and onto the super extra-extra-extra large bed fit for Nico and his ever expanding harem, and May closed and locked the door and the barrier activated.

And Lexi Bunny guided Ace Bunny into his room and onto the super extra-extra-extra large bed fit for him and Lexi, and Lexi Bunny closed and locked the door and the barrier activated.

We were in for another night of wild lovemaking as part of Lincoln's bet and we only had three weeks left. Oh boy.

for tomorrow, the match-up scene is for Nicole Nerissa, and she and Lincoln are going to destroy Chronos from Dragalia Lost

For Lincoln's rescue tomorrow, Lincoln and his group are heading to Africa, and we're going to face the fourth of Quan Chi's revenants: the Revenant version of Sindel, and we're going to break Quan Chi's spell and free her. And we're going to meet the final three Keyblade Knights and Embodiments of Organization XIII, the first girl is Dahlia Xaldin, Keyblade Knight of Deep Space and Embodiment of Xaldin, The Whirlwind Lancer of The 3 Tornadoes, she's Lincoln's Guardian Angel from Michigan and she's a Keyblader with the powers of wind and she's a very good friend of Lilo, Stitch, and all their friends, and she defended them from Gantu and from his former boss, Dr. Jacques von Hämsterviel, and Dahlia also harbors a very nasty hatred towards ALL THE MEMBERS of Organization XIII especially Xaldin for endangering Belle and trying to turn Beast into a Heartless so he can acquire his heart for the creation of Kingdom Hearts, and she wants to make sure he and the rest of them pay for their crimes. She is also very great friends with Sora, Riku, Kairi, Eli, Cid, Namine, Roxas, Xion, Yuffie, Leon, Aerith, and all their friends on all worlds including Sora's mother and is a very awesome sister to Aqua and Sora and Kairi and she is so happy for Sora and Kairi when they got married. She came to Royal Woods long ago, and she really trained Lincoln a lot about how to use the Keyblade and he'd quickly absorbed all that knowledge, and he became an expert in wielding the Keyblade and she also trained him on how to use the magic spells associated with the Keyblade, and she's also one of the Keyblade Knights formed by Carolina Keyblada, and like her fellow Keyblade Knights, she harbors a deep grudge against Xehanort for all of the pain and suffering that he caused in his quest to forge the X-Blade and use it to destroy the entire universe and remake it in his image, and she swore if he ever returns again, she would slay him right where he stands and see to it that all those who follow him shall follow him to The Black Gates.

The second girl is Irinia Xigbar, Keyblade Knight of The Land of Dragons and Embodiment of Xigbar, The Freeshooter of The 2 Stars of Space, she's Lincoln's Guardian Angel from Michigan and she's a Keyblader with the powers of the stars and she's an awesome sharpshooter. She's a very good friend of Mulan, Shang, Mushu, and all their friends, and she harbors a truly nasty hatred for Shan Yu and the Huns for their attempts to attack and conquer China and she swore that if they ever attack China again, she would drench the lands of China with their blood, and Irinia also harbors a very nasty hatred towards ALL THE MEMBERS of Organization XIII except for Xigbar, and she wants to make sure the rest of them pay for their crimes. She is also very great friends with Sora, Riku, Kairi, Eli, Cid, Namine, Roxas, Xion, Yuffie, Leon, Aerith, and all their friends on all worlds including Sora's mother and is a very awesome sister to Aqua and Sora and Kairi and she is so happy for Sora and Kairi when they got married. She came to Royal Woods long ago, and she really trained Lincoln a lot about how to use the Keyblade and he'd quickly absorbed all that knowledge, and he became an expert in wielding the Keyblade and she also trained him on how to use the magic spells associated with the Keyblade, and she's also one of the Keyblade Knights formed by Carolina Keyblada, and like her fellow Keyblade Knights, she harbors a deep grudge against Xehanort for all of the pain and suffering that he caused in his quest to forge the X-Blade and use it to destroy the entire universe and remake it in his image, and she swore if he ever returns again, she would slay him right where he stands and see to it that all those who follow him shall follow him to The Black Gates.

And the third girl is Allie Xemnas, Keyblade Knight of The World That Never Was and Embodiment of Xemnas, The Superior of the In-Between, she's Lincoln's Guardian Angel from Michigan and she's a Keyblader with the powers of darkness and the void, and she also has the powers of negative energy, and the negative energy she radiates not only gives us an astronomical power boost that's similar to draining and absorbing an astronomically infinite number of Kisenian Blossoms, and she even has the power to make dishonorable villains fall prey to hatred and rage. She's the most powerful Keyblade Knight and the most powerful of The Embodiments of Organization XIII. She harbors a very very very very nasty hatred towards Xemnas for what he did to Nico that kick-started The 20 Days of Darkness, and she swore that one day, if he ever ever comes back from the dead, she would kill him and throw his body into a volcano, and she also harbors a very nasty hatred towards THE OTHER MEMBERS of Organization XIII except for Roxas, Axel, Xion, Zexion, Lexeaus, Luxord, and Demyx, and she wants to make sure the rest of them pay for their crimes. She is also very great friends with Sora, Riku, Kairi, Eli, Cid, Namine, Roxas, Xion, Yuffie, Leon, Aerith, and all their friends on all worlds including Sora's mother and is a very awesome sister to Aqua and Sora and Kairi and she is so happy for Sora and Kairi when they got married. She came to Royal Woods long ago, and she really trained Lincoln a lot about how to use the Keyblade and he'd quickly absorbed all that knowledge, and he became an expert in wielding the Keyblade and she also trained him on how to use the magic spells associated with the Keyblade, and she's also one of the Keyblade Knights formed by Carolina Keyblada, and like her fellow Keyblade Knights, she harbors a deep grudge against Xehanort for all of the pain and suffering that he caused in his quest to forge the X-Blade and use it to destroy the entire universe and remake it in his image, and she swore if he ever returns again, she would slay him right where he stands and see to it that all those who follow him shall follow him to The Black Gates.

And I've got some something for you guys, I call these Destroyers of Chris D'Amico, they're a massive collection of massive greatswords with embedded colored gems and the symbol of Kick-Ass etched on the 7'5" massive, wide, double-edged gold blades and blessed by the powers of Heaven, large gold wolf heads for the crossguards, large white angelic faces built into both sides of the hilts with large colored gems embedded in the foreheads, longer midnight black handles, four large wolf heads with colored gems for eyes and on the bottom of the four large wolf heads are large gold wolf heads with colored gems in their mouths for the pommels. Once in hand, you will gain a massive power and energy increase.