The night was cold and dark, not a single star shone in the sky. It was a new moon and unfortunately the street lights had stopped working again. The only light on the street came from a glowing teen who was watching a freak show reject.

This is my thirty seventh episode of Epic Rap Battles Of History: KJMusical Edition. This is Courage The Cowardly Dog Vs. Salad Fingers. R&R! Don't like? Don't read!