This is how I think Season 2 of the reboot is gonna go.
"Welcome to Total Drama Island!" Chris welcomed.
"Is that seriously gonna be the name of a third fucking season?" Chef said.
Chris gasped. "That's not family friendly PG clean!" He said. "You're fired!"
"Good, I can finally-" Chef said before Chris hit a button, which made Chef burst into flames and die.
"Get it? Fired? Now that's funny!" Chris said. "But now I need a new co-host.."
"Hey, I heard you needed a new co-host!" the Fart Fairy said as he farted. "I should be your co-host since I'm a high-larious fart joke character!"
"Perfect! You're hired!" Chris told him.
"I love farts!" the Fart Fairy said.
"Anyways, this season has the exact same setting as the last one, so let's meet the contestants who are exactly the same as the last one!" Chris explained.
"I'm ready to win!" Priya said as she walked out.
"This is so slay!" Bowie said. "And I am so gay!"
Millie wrote down in her notebook "Bowie already got flanderised. This season isn't looking good so far."
Julia stepped out of the bus. "MWAHAHAHAHA, I AM EVIL!" Julia boasted. "And because I am evil, I will push Millie and Priya!"
Julia pushed Millie and Priya into the Fart Fairy. "Hey ladies *winks*" the Fart Fairy said.
"Thanks." Priya and Millie said as they blushed, clearly in love with the Fart Fairy.
Emma and Chase were busy making out as they walked out of the bus.
"OH MY GOD HOW DO I BREATHE!?" Zee asked.
Chris laughed. "You're already doing it!" He said. "I sure do love flanderising characters so we can get more high-larious comedy!"
Ripper walked out of the bus and farted. "Speaking of high-larious comedy..." Chris said.
Ripper farted again. Then the Fart Fairy farted. Then Ripper farted. Then the Fart Fairy farted. Then-
Raj walked out of the bus. "Hey Raj!" Bowie greeted.
"SAYING HI ISN'T ON THE LIST OF THINGS YOU'RE ALLOWED TO DO!" Raj yelled at Bowie before pulling out a hockey stick and striking him in the nuts.
"YEEEEEOOOUUUCCHHH!" Bowie screamed.
"Isn't domestic abuse so funny?" Chris asked.
Wayne walked out of the bus. "Hey Bowie, you're looking good as always!" Wayne flirted.
"Why thank you, handsome!" Bowie winked at Wayne.
"Stop talking to WAYNE!" Raj roared before hitting Bowie in the nuts again.
Raj was about to hit Bowie a third time, but he noticed something. "Hey, where'd my hockey stick go?" Raj asked. "How am I supposed to do my high-larious comedy now?"
MK walked out of the bus with Raj's hockey stick. "I stole it!" MK said.
"AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!" Damien screamed. "THAT GIRL'S GOT A HOCKEY STICK!" Damien ran around, panicking. "I WANT MY MOM!"
"This season will be epic!" Chris said.
"Blood and murder and stuff." Scary Girl said. "Comedy!"
"AAAAAAAAHHHH! SO SCARY!" Damien screamed.
Then, Nichelle and Axel walked out. "We're gonna win this season!" Nichelle boasted.
"Yeah we are babe." Axel said.
"Did you two get together between seasons?" Chris asked.
"Yes." Nichelle said.
"Good, now I can inflict as much mental pain onto you as physical pain!" Chris said.
Caleb then walked out of the bus and farted. "Wow! More high-larious fart joke characters?" Chris asked.
Then Caleb farted. Then Ripper farted. Then the Fart Fairy farted. Then Caleb farted. Then Ripper farted. Then the Fart Fairy farted. Then Caleb farted. Then Ripper farted. Then the Fart Fairy farted. Then Caleb farted. Then Ripper farted. Then the Fart Fairy farted. Then Caleb farted. Then Ripper farted. Then the Fart Fairy farted. Then Caleb farted. Then Ripper farted. Then the Fart Fairy farted.
"This is.. TOTAL! DRAMA! ISLAND!" Chris said.
INTRO
"Now that everyone's here, we can start building the teams!" Chris announced.
"Priya, Damien, Millie, Emma, Caleb, Axel, Zee and Nichelle, you're Team Fart Fairy Is Really Really Really Really High-larious!"
"Bowie, Julia, MK, Scary Girl, Ripper, Chase, Wayne and Raj, you're Team Chris Is Really Really Really Really Cool!"
"I thought it was Team Chris Is Really Really Really Really Hot." MK said.
"The word "hot" is way too adult, this is a kid's show." Chris said.
"So what's the first challenge?" Wayne asked.
"The first challenge is to make a statue of me because I am so cool and epic!" Chris explained. "GO!"
WITH TEAM FART FAIRY IS REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY HIGH-LARIOUS...
"So what's our strategy?" Millie asked.
"OUR STRATEGY IS TO WIN!" Priya barked, while whipping Damien. "Move it, slacker!"
"Ouch!" Damien squealed.
Caleb laughed and farted.
Then the team started building the statue. "Axel, babe, I think that's enough arms." Nichelle said.
"No! He has to have 12 arms, since I'm obsessed with the number 12 for some reason!" Axel yelled.
"Hey guys!" Chris greeted.
Caleb farted so much that the statue fell over.
"Great question, Caleb!" Chris said. "I'm holding this machine gun because violence means ratings!"
Chris then began shooting at the contestants, causing them great physical pain.
"Ouch! Youch! Couch!" Everyone cried.
"My work here is done!" Chris said as he walked off.
"Oh no! The statue is broken and stuff now!" Millie said.
"The statue only has 11 arms now! It's ruined!" Axel said as she started crying.
"Don't worry, I can repair it!" Zee said. "After all, I am so smart and-"
"Should we all work together?" Damien asked. Caleb farted in agreement.
"SHUT UP! I'M SMARTER THAN YOU!" Zee yelled. "Let me handle this."
"Wait, where's Emma?" Nichelle asked.
WITH TEAM CHRIS IS REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY COOL...
Emma and Chase were making out. "Can you two stop making out?" Bowie asked, annoyed.
"What are you doing with Emma and Chase!?" Raj yelled as he marched up to Bowie. "Are you cheating on me!?"
"What? No! I-" Bowie was interrupted by Raj once again hitting him in the kiwis.
"Hey Bowie, is it sexy in here or is it just you?" Wayne flirted once again.
Bowie and Wayne were about to kiss, before Raj hit them both on the head. "NO CHEATING!" Raj shouted.
"Good thing I built this thing all by myself!" MK boasted. "But where's Julia?"
WITH JULIA...
Julia was walking by herself in the woods. "An evil genius needs an evil lair to do her bidding!" She noticed a cave. "This cave will be perfect!"
Julia tried to do an evil laugh, but failed miserably. "Let's try that again." She said before failing at an evil laugh again. "It's not important, to my lair!" Julia ran inside the cave, only to be chased out by multiple bats.
Confessional - Julia
"It was very dark in there, and I'd prefer something less spooky." Julia said. "Not to worry though, plenty of time to evil!"
"It's judging time!" Chris announced. "Team Fart Fairy, let's- OH MY GOD!"
Team Fart Fairy's Chris statue was just some rubble on the ground. "Zee tried to fix it, but ended up destroying the entire thing." Nichelle explained.
"I did fix it, yo!" Zee said. "Look how much better it is now! You guys did such a horrible job before."
"Anyways, since this isn't actually a statue of me, I'll have to give it a 2/10!" Chris said.
"WHAT?!" Priya roared. "BUT I NEED TO WIN!"
"Too bad." Chris said.
"I'll- I'll sue you!" Priya stuttered.
"I don't care." Chris said. "But now it's time for Team Chris's statue to be judged!"
Team Chris's statue was a perfect, lifelike replica. "Pretty good." Chris said. "But what is this?"
Chris looked at the back of the statue, and saw writing that said "Chris bad, Scary Girl good."
"WHAT!?" Chris yelled. "Who wrote this?"
"I did!" Scary Girl said.
"Well since I'm so offended, that's a 1/10, which means that Team Fart Fairy wins!" Chris announced.
Team Fart Fairy started cheering.
"Team Chris, I'll see you at elimination tonight!" Chris told them.
"YOU MADE US LOSE!" Julia yelled at Scary Girl. "YOU ARE SO GETTING ELIMINATED TONIGHT!"
Confessional - Zee
"I don't see why these idiots are so mad at me just because I'm smarter than them." Zee admitted.
AT THE ELIMINATION CEREMONY...
"Alright Team Chris, you lost so someone is going to be eliminated!" Chris announced.
"Wayne, Raj, Bowie, Julia, Ripper, and Chase are safe!" They all caught their marshmallows, with Ripper farting on his marshmallow and eating it.
"Now it's down to Scary Girl and MK!" Chris announced. "The contestant who received the most votes is..."
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...Scary Girl."
"WHAT?!" Scary Girl cried.
"I knew I would be safe!" MK said.
"Actually, this round the contestant with the second most votes will be eliminated instead!" Chris announced. "So MK is out and Scary Girl is safe!"
"Hah!" Scary Girl said as she caught her marshmallow.
"WHAT?!" MK cried. "But that's not fair!"
"Too bad!" Chris said. "Anyways, it's time for our high-larious elimination exit!"
AT THE ELIMINATION EXIT...
"Welcome to the Wrecking Ball of Shame!" Chris said. There was a huge crane with a wrecking ball, with the Fart Fairy operating it. "Any last words, MK?"
"Yes!" MK said. "My elimination was un-" MK didn't get to finish before the Fart Fairy swung the wrecking ball at her, knocking her into the water.
"I'm not going anywhere!" MK said, still hanging onto the dock. "This game's mine, eh!? MINE!"
"What a based episode." Chris said. "Come back for more high-larious comedy on..
TOTAL!
DRAMA!
ISLAND!"
Votes:
Scary Girl - Wayne, Raj, Bowie, Julia, Ripper, Chase, MK (Nullified)
MK - Scary Girl
16th - MK
Team Fart Fairy: Priya, Damien, Millie, Emma, Caleb, Axel, Zee, Nichelle
Team Chris: Bowie, Julia, Scary Girl, Ripper, Chase, Wayne, Raj
Notes:
Wasn't that so accurate? I bet that the season will be exactly like this.
I eliminated MK first since she has the least potential for high-larious comedy.