Chapter 1 Summoning 1/3
It is kind of strange, knowing what is going on. Knowing that there is a limited number of being across the infinite realities, it should be impossible, conceptually speaking it doesn't make sense, after all within the infinite there can only be infinite, and yet for some reason I understand it.
I am supposed to be waiting for a match, for someone who lived a similar life to mine, so that I can become that person. It doesn't even make sense. For what reason do I have to be someone else? Why will I even reincarnate at all?
Purpose... w¡$# ºf t# trv #º/y Gr@i/... =@k #r $v*r... accepted
What?
Personality match... searching... failure
So it has started huh.
Personality division... aspects of humanity... dominant sins... found
Sloth and Pride detected
Well that seems about right.
Searching matches with equal multiple dominant sins... found
Matches amount... exceeding current limits... further screening required
Personality division... aspects of the spirit... dominant virtues... found
Purity detected
Yeah I know, I am basically an angel thanks.
Searching matches with equal single dominant virtue... found
Matches amount... reduced
Screening method optimised
Matches amount... exceeding current limits... further screening required
Personality division... origin...searching...using sins and virtues
Pride... incomplete
Sloth... incomplete
Purity... incomplete
Searching balanced solution... found
Merging... succesful
Origin found... divinity
Hoh, nice. I am not sure what this will do but there is no way divinity can be bad right?
Searching matches with equal single origin... found
Matches amount... reduced
Screening method optimised
Matches amount... exceeding current limits... further screening process required
Personality division... addictions... searching... found
Drinking addiction selected
Oi oi oi, we were going so well why do you suddenly have to start getting mean. Besides it wasn't an addiction at all, I had it totally under control. In fact, I could have quit any time, I just didn't want to that's all.
Searching matches with equal drinking addiction... found
Matches amount... reduced
Screening method optimised
Matches amount... exceeding current limits... further screening required
Personality division... personality traits… searching… found
Shamelessness found
Wow, just wow. The pinnacle of disrespect you are. If anything the shameless one is you, you annoying system who won't even come with me to the next life. Yeah that's right, terrible system really.
Searching matches with equal shamelessness... found
Matches amount... reduced
Screening method optimised
Matches amount... within possible limits... final screening required
Final screening... finalised
Match found
Goddess of water, guide to the afterlife, Aqua... selected
Wait what?!?!?! Sorry I insulted you system-sama, please don't to this I will be good I promise: I don't want to be dumb and have bud luck from now on, it would be terrible for a genius like me.
Servant category assigned
Stats conversion into parameter... successful
Class... searching... class assigned
Class Foreginer selected
Aghhh you won't even give me a normal class? Whatever I guess it could be worse... see system-sama? I am not insulting you, so how about you change me from a useless goddess into someone really op?
Class skills assigned
Skills conversion into personal skills... successful
Wow I am totally being ignored here...
Noble Phantasm... selected
Divine staff of the water goddess (A) chosen
Huh a Noble Phantasm on rank A? I expected way less from a useless goddess, but I guess a goddess is still a goddess for a reason.
Conversion into divine spirit... successful
Well Aqua was said to be an unparalleled beauty by Kazuma and many others so not all is bad I guess, besides being a goddess doesn't sound bad, I will live a life of luxury for eternity, nice.
Access to the throne of heroes... denied
Huh, why are you trying to get into the throne of heroes?
Bypassing defences of the throne of heroes... failure
Recalculating... using the Holy Grail to breach the defences of the throne of heroes... failure
Error-- contamination detected-- error-- using divinity to counter corruption-- successful
AGHHHHH IT HURTS YOU USELESS SYSTEM, I FEEL LIKE I AM BREAKING APART!!! DO SOMETHING!
Piece of divinity lost... impossible to maintain divine spirit status
Recalculating... conversion into different servant category... possible
Conversion into pseudo-divine spirit... successful
Wow, great going system, why did you even try to enter the throne of heroes huh?
Breach into the throne of heroes... failure
Warning-- continuous attempt at breaching the throne of heroes detected
Wait what?
Warning-- counter-guardians dispatched
Warning-- location compromised
Ahhhh I am so so sorry system-sama please do something about it I don't wanna die before being born!
"What the hell is going on!"
Wait that guy, the black skin and white hair... no way!
Calculating counter measures to deal with counter-guardians... failure
Calculating actions to ensure survival... successful
Counter Guardian Emiya selected
Begin process of soul consumption... error-- soul status higher than anticipated
Soul consumption process... failure
Partial soul consumption process... successful
Reality marble consumed
Secondary Noble Phantasm creation... successful
Nice going system-sama, as expected of something as great as you.
Status as member of this universe consumed... error-- contradiction found
Dealing with contradiction... successful
New status selected: guest of this universe
What's that supposed to mean oh great and glorious system-sama?
Guest of this universe: she who is both an outsider and a member of the universe
Summoning in process
Wait what?
Masters call answered
NO NO NO! MY LIFE OF LUXURYYYY!!!
What is this? What is all this information entering my head? I see, the fifth Holy Grail war... so I indeed am in the Nasuverse huh? Sigh, whatever lets just get this over with. I wonder which idiotic master will I get? Oh please great system, let it be anyone other than the childish/idiotic-hero/wannabe/justice lover kid that ruins every single plan that waifu Rin creates and is dumb enough to even loose his servant.
LOUD CRASHING NOISE*
Ouch, goddamnit where I'm gonna kill my master.
Where even is he?
Huh, this room looks kind of familiar...
Whatever lets focus for now on my parameters and skills until my master appears.
Damn I am pretty op. Sure I am no Gilgamesh but still, its almost as if my designed to deal with Angra Maiyuu. Lets see... my original Noble Phantasm is better than expected and what's with the second one? it was created from Emiyas reality marble so I guess it makes sense that it would be a reality marble as well... okey it is pretty op. Still, Emiyas reality marble wasn't a Noble Phantasm so I am not sure why mine is but whatever, I won't complain.
Hmm pretty useful class skills, great magic and finally... WHAT THE HELL IS THIS SUPPOSED TO BE?! MY STRONGEST PERSONAL SKILL IS WHINING CRYBABY?!?! Ughhh I hate that stupid system.
Wait a second, to summon someone you need a catalyst, otherwise it shouldn't be possible, since I am a true foreigner who literally isn't from this world, there should exist no catalyst to summon me, so why am I here? Sh*t, I may not be from here, but I partially consumed the soul of someone who is, of someone who was summoned for this war, does that mean that it was the influence of his soul that brought me here? Damn, how annoying.
Oh right, if I was indeed summon in his place, then that would mean that my master is...
Insert dramatic music*
"Hmmm"
"Huh!"
"Wait, all the clocks in the house where running an hour early when I got up at this morning, which means it is now 1am, not 2"
"I did it again! Sigh well what's done is done I guess, huh, why did you give me this task father?"
Does she like not see me or something? I remember she had a little monologue when she summoned Emiya before actually paying attention to him but still, I am a goddess you know? Hmph whatever, I honestly have the only good master of this war so I won't complain, besides she is pretty rich, heh heh heh she must have some good wine in here...
"Ughh all right, what are you?"
Yosh Ill kill this brat.
"Pretty disrespectful for a brat who cant even make summoning correctly"
Huh, I have always been a bit prideful, but not so much as to get so annoyed so quickly, ughh it must be the divinity origin side effect, making me more prideful, more slothful and more pure whatever that means.
"Ugh, just to be perfectly clear, whoever you are, you are my servant, correct?"
"Well well little master, you must have luck on EX, after all I am indeed the one you summoned, while my pride won't allow me to refer myself as a servant, you can rest assured that I will neither betray you nor abandon you, after all every other master in the war is utterly disgusting"
"What do you mean every other master?Are you implying that you know their identities?"
"Well of course I do, it is only natural for someone as awesome as myself to know many things, but stop with the pointless questions, we should focus on what is important right now"
"Are you saying there is something more important than the other masters? I guess you are right, we have yet to introduce ourselves, I am Tohs-"
"Yeah yeah, Tohsaka Rin, when I said focus on what is important I obviously didn't mean this"
"H-how do you know my name?!"
"I already said that I know many things, now stop interrupting so that I can get to what is important"
[ 3rd pov ]
On the partially destroyed room, two women were sitting in front of each other. The black haired beauty had veins popping on her forehead, while the blue haired beauty was wearing a very serious expression.
"Let me get this straight, you are saying that introductions, the identities of other master and start planning for the war are all less important than me taking you to the cellar of the house?"
"OF COURSE, I don't understand what is so confusing about it. Look master, it was you who summoned this great goddess who just so happens to be the most awesome, genius and capable among all the possible summons, so... IT IS ONLY NATURAL THAT YOU TAKE RESPONSIBILITY AND SPOIL ME!"