A beefy Hells Angels member is riding his Harley-Davidson motorcycle down Interstate 75 at 70 mph just as the day is transiting to night.
A critter, while sitting on a fence post and slowly digesting a recent tasty meal of uncooked cow, sees the motorcycle go by and takes-off after it.
While the biker is traveling along the road, he is puffing on a big, fancy Cuban cigar which he is enjoying immensely.
The critter is soon matching the speed of the motorcycle and is now right beside it.
The carnivorous alien fur ball takes an interest in this strange thing that is emitting smoke and is sticking out of the biker's mouth. A sharp quill is launched and hits the cigar, causing it to go flying out of the guy's mouth.
Completely enraged, the Hells Angels member sees the critter spinning along at high speed right beside him.
The biker yells at it, "Eat my dust, you little shit ball."
The motorcycle is then accelerated to its maximum speed of 115 mph.
Moments later, the biker's jaw nearly drops as the critter accelerates and leaves him in the dust.
He then reduces his speed back to 70 mph and shakes his head while thinking, "I must have done way too much booze and cocaine at Big Molly's rest stop this afternoon."
At this moment, the critter appears again right in front of the motorcycle. The tough biker guy doesn't even have the time to scream horrifically like a little girl as the critter goes airborne and bites his neck, ripping his head right-off.
The headless biker guy along with his Harley-Davidson motorcycle then do a complete wipe-out.
The critter rolls over to the body and sniffs it but is disappointed that it is dead and so has no further interest in playing with it.
The critter puts the biker's helmet on its head and then mounts the bike and starts driving down the highway.
The helmet's special feature accidentally activates and it starts lurching up and down on the critter's head like a lowrider car.
The critter is most impressed with this feature and starts to laugh maniacally while increasing the speed of the Harley-Davidson to its maximum.
A homeless person is walking along the side of the highway and sees the maniacally laughing alien fur ball flying right past him on the motorcycle that formerly belonged to a member of the Hells Angels.
The homeless guy slurs his speech while saying, "They must have put something extra in this here bottle of booze I have been drinking." He then walks off into the bushes to get a good nights sleep.