Trick o' Trouble The kids go trick or treating and Homer gives Marge a terrible unromantic night out so he has to make it up to her.
Plot
The chalkboard gag is "I will not go Trick or Treating as the Naked Pirate again.
"Yes you will..." said Oscar being weird.
The couch gag is the Simpsons running into each other and shattering into pieces.
Bart Lisa and Maggie are walking to the table. Bart is dressed like a pirate. Lisa a princess. And Maggie as a potato. A jacket potato. Oscar has topped her with coleslaw. Mmmmmmm coleslaw jacket potato...
Bart winced exasperated.
Bart tells Marge and Homer. "Arghhhh. It do be a landlubber who be shoving lasagna in his face! I declare this booty property of Bartbeard the terrible!"
Bart steals Homer's lasagna and eats it.
Homer yelled upset.
"Hey who do you think you are!" Homer says.
"Stop actin' like some kind of star Just who do you think you are? Take it like a man, baby, if that's what you are." Oscar sang Movin on up by the M People.
"Oz no!" Bart groaned.
"I Be orange beard the pirate captain. These be me crewmates Lisa the stupid and Maggie the silent!" Bart says.
"Im not stupid! Im a princess!" Lisa says.
"And Maggie is Maggie the Potato..." said Oscar adding more coleslaw to Maggie's costume.
"You guys look ridiculous." Homer says.
"Who you callin' ridikerous?!" Billy from Grim Adventures yelled.
"Homer it's Halloween..." said Marge.
"Oh." said Homer.
"Arghh. I've killed men for saying less than that! But I'll let you live seeing as your the only man who will give me comics!" Bart says.
"And Oscar is the only one here that makes sure I get dinner." said Hugo blushing as Oscar dressed as a scientist was hugging him.
"Haaaaaauw! Hugey!" Oscar squealed. Hugging Hugo lovingly.
"I wonder what's for dinner?" King Harkinian asked aloud.
"Narrator no! No memes!" Bart groaned.
Marge checked the hall clock.
"Oh my goodness! We're late Homer!" Marge says.
"You're late! You're late! For a very important date!" Oscar quoted the white rabbit from Disney's Alice in Wonderland.
Homer slapped his head for being stupid. "Ow!"
"Homer!" Marge yelled at Homer for hurting Oscar.
"Lets go then! Kids your bags are in the hall. Oh and also you all have to go out together! Even you Hugo. And Hank. Now let me take you Marge to the bowlin alley!" Homer says. They are going bowling for some reason...
"We're not taking that kink shamer prude troll!" Oscar glared at Hank.
"Stop friggin writing about diapers and green bear cubs with big wet shiny green noses sniffing everyone!" Hank yelled.
Oscar pouted.
"Aunty is planning on cheating on you with Jacque again Unky." said Hank.
"Haaaaaaaaauuuuuwww! Hugey!" Oscar squealed hugging Hugo.
"Hank stop referencing that..." Homer groaned.
Homer and Marge drive off.
Hank was trying to say there was some Maggie Marge hybrid... also names begin with capital letters...
"Aw dont tell me I have to go!" Hank groaned. My head canon is that he's older than Bart, a fair bit older that sometimes babysits.
"Yes you do Hank. And if ya don't I'll let Hugo give you a extra ear!" Oscar said who was dressed as a scientist.
Hugo smirked.
Bart frowned at Oscar for encouraging Hugo's creepiness.
Hugo, Oscar and Bart dragged Hank outside as he was kicking and screaming. Oh and Hugo was dressed as a ghost.
"Oz can we swap costumes? I wanna be the mad scientist..." Hugo whined.
"Hugo enough!" Bart and Lisa yelled.
"Gluten always be a good time! Come on mateys we're gotta find our village to pillage!" Bart said as everyone followed him out. He was taking his costume as a pirate way too seriously.
...
They were then seen walking through Springfield.
"Bet Mr Flanders will have candy!" Lisa said.
"He has offbrand candy that tastes awful." Bart sighed.
"Plus last year he just gave us toothpaste, toothbrushes and read the bible to us about how dressing as monsters, pirates or celebrities once a year is evil..." Oscar sighed.
"Yea. Let's avoid his house!" Hank added.
"Yea thats a good idea." Lisa relented realising he wasn't a good house to stop at for candy.
They passed various houses decorated with pumpkins and other spooky things.
"The gravestones could be a little more crooked." said Kirk Van Houten adjusting the fake gravestone decorations in his front yard.
"Oh! Let me just fluff up these entrails." said Inane Brian's Mom looking over her Halloween decorations.
Bart sang a pirate song.
"Yo ho ho! And a bottle of rum! Arrrrrr harrr harrr harrr!"
"Bart why were you drinking..." Hank frowned.
"That was just him singing a pirate song to get in character Hank..." said Lisa.
Oscar and Hugo had swapped costumes.
Lisa sighed.
"You really wanted to be a mad scientist... Hugo..."
Hugo dressed as a mad scientist laughed maniacally.
"These costumes give me the creeps..." said Hank shivering as saw kids dressed as monster walking past.
"You're just chicken..." Oscar smirked.
"No I just-" Hank retorted but Oscar was taunting him.
Oscar was clucking like a chicken and wagging his arms.
Hank sighed.
"Guys knock it off... I find Halloween creepy. Geez it's like every year people try to be even more scary to the point of traumatising... Eeeeeew!' She was grossed out by Nelson's extremely scary Halloween decorations.
In season 27.
Lisa now a Mary Sue with daft character traits was instantly traumatised by a Halloween park and the Simpsons solution was to ruin Halloween for Bart by taking the decorations down rather than tell Lisa to grow up!
"Lisa stop being a scaredy cat and start being a big brave dog! It's Halloween..." said future Bart.
The present.
"Narrator stop giving me Chuckie quotes! We get it! I'm also Chuckie!" Bart groaned.
Back in the future.
"And you can't live on just fruit and vegetables..." said Season 27 Oscar.
"And there is only one path to the one and only God you heathen!" Future Rod yelled.
Bart then turned her into her past, meat eating, obedient self.
"Wow thanks Bart! Now im no longer a Mary Sue!" said Lisa.
"Okay... is my character development that annoying..." Lisa sighed.
"Yes..." all the boys replied at once.
Elsewhere kids were trick or treating.
"Human roaches, feeding off each other's garbage." Mr Burns ranted.
"Um yes sir, more tea?" Smithers asked.
"And it's a bad idea to pester old man Burns for candy because he'll just set his hounds on us. Yes he sets angry dogs on children..." said Lisa.
Bart, Hugo, Oscar etc nodded. They moved on to visit someone else.
Along the way Bart was acting like a pirate again.
"Ahoy me mateys! Arrrrrrrr!"
Milhouse winced.
"He's dressed as a pirate and is insisting in staying in character..." said Lisa.
"I'm wearing a diaper under my costume." said Oscar smirking at Hank.
"Stop going on about that you freak!" Hank yelled.
"Don't kink shame!" Oscar retorted.
...
Meanwhile at Barney's Bowlarana.
"Hrrrrmmmm! Homer this isn't very romantic..." said Marge watching Homer bowl.
"Well it's romantic to me..." said Homer.
Marge sighed annoyed. Suddenly she saw her brief temptation into cheating on Homer, Jacque Brunswick bowling.
Now come on Marge! You married Homie! Stop thinking like this! Marge told herself.
Elsewhere.
Bart sang a pirate song.
"60 men all of to sea all of em drunk except for me." Bart sang in a pirate voice.
"Why weren't you drunk." Hank asked now wondering the opposite.
"Twas I who had to face the storm with nothin in sight to keep me warm!" Bart sung in a pirate voice.
"Yo ho ho ho! Over the raging sea we go! Yo ho ho ho wherever the forth will glow Hey!" Bart sang in a pirate voice.
"Gosh all these costumes are scaring me." Hank said shivering.
"Oh so your a chicken!" said Bart.
"Mmmmmmmm! Chicken..." said Oscar drooling.
Bart winced exasperated at him.
"Well I'll tell you who ain't chicken. Milhouse for coming dressed as Radioactive Man." Bart high fives Milhouse.
"You've got to search for the hero inside yourself." said Milhouse wearing contact lens instead of glasses that would ruin his look as Radioactive Man.
"Until you find the key to your liiiiiiiiife!" Oscar sang more M People...
Bart strangled him frustrated.
Hank shivered unnerved by the costumes and ghouls and pumpkins etc.
"Ugh! Hank it's just costumes and decorations..." Bart sighed.
"I know but-" said Hank.
Hugo gobbled like a turkey. Taunting Hank.
"That's a turkey you buffoon!" Hank yelled.
Elsewhere in the past.
Young Homer decided to form a Barbershop Quartet with Skinner, Apu and Wiggum. Then Wiggum was replaced by Barney.
"Oh god no!" Oscar screamed.
"Goodbye my Coney Island babyyyyyy!"
"We're all singing off key together in dull tooooooooone!"
"This was never coooool, just really Laaaaaaaame!"
"Why would Dad do that when Rock is sooooo cool..." Bart sighed.
"Because your dad is lame." said Oscar.
Bart, Lisa, Maggie, Hugo, Oscar and Hank arrived at a house. A middle aged woman lived there.
"Arrrrrr! Trick or treat!" said Pirate Bart.
"Awwwwww! Such cute costumes! Here have some candy." She gave them candy.
"Woohoo!" Bart cheered.
"I got choco honeycomb balls!" said Oscar.
"I got a caramel cod!" said Hugo.
Back at the bowling alley.
Marge sighed bored while Homer bowled using his liquid centre bowling ball. Mmmmmmmm... liquid centre...
Back in the neighbourhood.
The kids were still trick or treating.
However they came to a house of an angry man.
"Grrrrrr! Get the hell off my property you little bastards!" He yelled and swore.
Bart and his siblings, and and Hank and Oscar screamed.
"Ay carumba!" Bart screamed. They then all fled.
"Okay from now on. Every Halloween, we stay away from that house..." said Bart.
They all nodded and agreed.
...
At the bowling alley.
Marge left annoyed.
"Marge baby! Ooooooh! So bowling isn't your thing..." Homer groaned.
"Homer I couldn't bowl until Jacque taught me, and I still throw badly! And I was angry with you after you bought me a bowling ball with holes meant for your thick sausage fingers!" Marge ranted.
She sighed. "I am waiting at home for the kids to get back from Trick or treating."
Homer sighed as she drove off home without him.
Plot 2
The Simpsons house, living room.
"I hate Halloween." James Bouvier from Erik's continuity grumbled.
Bart frowned at him while eating his trick or treat candy.
Homer eventually got home.
Marge was still annoyed at him over his poor choice of a romantic night out out.
"Oooooooh!" Homer whined.
"Homeboy, a romantic dinner out at a fancy restaurant is romantic. Not a night at the bowling alley..." said Bart.
"Shut up!" Homer snapped.
Evergreen Terrace, everyone is starting to go home.
(Shrill hysterical mad laughter)
We pan up to Dr Demento laughing a shrill hysterical fit of laughter.
"Bart Simpson at home safe and happy? Simply INCONCEIVABLLLLLLLEEEE! (Screams)" Dr Demento said in a mad shrill screeching tone.
His henchman, who he made wear a top hat too to match his own, sighed softly.
"Oh lighten up you negative Nancy! Gahahahaha!" He laughed maniacally.
"I'm using that line." said Oscar appearing near him then zooming off leaving dust clouds.
"Oh you impetuous little boy! Gahahahaha!" Dr Demento yelled before laughing again.
Inside the Simpson house.
Marge was still cross with Homer over their night out.
"Even the kids had a better night than I did!" said Marge. "And no that's not a cue to go out trick or treating... you're a grown man..."
Homer sighed.
"I just want to go to bed. Good night Homer..." Marge sighed annoyed.
Homer sighed as she went upstairs and slammed the bedroom door.
...
The next day.
Oscar Bart and Hank were hanging about.
"Wonder how long before everyone starts getting ready for Thanksgiving?" Hank pondered.
"Guy Fawkes night first..." said Oscar.
"Oz we don't celebrate stupid Limey holidays in the states..." said Bart.
"Shut up." Oscar snapped.
Suddenly a mysterious man in black with a top hat appeared.
"Okay who's funeral are you going to?" Bart winced.
"Yours Bart Simpson..." said the mysterious man.
"Ay carumba!" Bart yelled.
"Okay who sent you?! Come on who's the big cheese?" Oscar yelled.
Mad laugher.
Dr Demento arrived.
"Aaaaaaaagh! Dr Demento!" Bart yelled.
"In the flesh." said Dr Demento with a smile as he bowed and tipped his hat politely.
"What do you want?!" Bart yelled.
"To see you suffer Bart Simpson!" said Dr Demento.
Oscar yawned rudely.
"Well someone has to be the villain! After all Bad Ol' Bob's in prison..." said Dr Demento.
"Are you in a villain alliance or something?!" Oscar asked him.
"Heavens no!" said Dr Demento. "Bob has his little grudge and reasons for trying to kill Bart. I have my reasons for erasing this little brat!" He hissed. "Plus I don't actually enjoy Bob's company but that's a story for another time... Now prepare to die Bart Simpson!" He has an accordion flamethrower.
"Okay, lets start the show!" said Oscar summoning his toon book and magic pencil as we fade to black.
Fade in with dramatic anime music.
Dr Demento laughed maniacally.
...
"How amusing! So you wish to be fried too?" Dr Demento laughed hysterically.
"If anyone's getting burned, it's you. After I pulverise you with my cartoon monsters!" Oscar scribbled in his Too book. "I believe you've already met Teddy." He summoned Teddy his living teddy bear creature.
Bart winced embarrassed. Why can't Oscar summon something cool...
Teddy flew at one of Dr Demento's minions and inflicted a flying head butt.
"In Pokemon it's called Skull Bash. I call it in my anime, Cranium Comet." said Oscar.
Bart yawned.
Hank saw Jacques, that French bowling instructor his aunt was hanging about with after Uncle Homer displeased her with a thoughtless birthday gift.
"Oh no! Aunty's boyfriend that cheese eating surrender monkey!"
Oscar laughed.
Bart glared at Oscar. "Stop being racist you landlubber!" He said to Hank in a pirate accent.
"Oh lighten up you negative Nancy! Gahahahaha!" said Oscar breaking out into a fit of laughter. "See! I said I'd use that line."
Dr Demento seethed and hmmmphed annoyed.
Bart grabbed Oscar by his neck and strangled him.
Elsewhere.
Homer tried taking Marge out for a make up night out or romantic lunch. To make up for his poor decision to take her bowling.
They went to a sushi restaurant. The Swanky Fish. They visit later on.
"No! No soy sauce for that particular roll! Get out!" The manager was being extremely rude to customers.
"Well if the manager can be that harsh to customers he must be very passionate about his food." said Marge.
No he's just being a jerk.
However Homer annoyed Marge by eating rather than listening and engaging in polite conversation. Talking with his mouthful and doing Mr Walrus with the chopsticks. (Wearing them in his mouth as walrus tusks.
Marge got the bill and left in a huff.
Homer groaned and sobbed.
Elsewhere Akira ate dolphin meat and later in season nine Oscar is understandably upset over this.
"Do not eat the dolphas!" Oscar yelled popping up as a chibi head gag where characters in one scene can somehow be heard by others in another. Like where Butch from Pokemon can hear people call his name incorrectly and will appear in a comic panel to react to them.
...
Elsewhere.
Dr Nick was walking to the hospital.
"The knee bones connected to the wrist thing." He sang.
"DR NICK!" Dr hibbert shouted when he entered the foyer.
"Hi Everybody?" Dr nick said joyfully.
"Hi Dr Nick!" said everyone.
"Dr Nick Rivera!" Dr Hibbert said sharply.
"Uh oh!" Dr Nick gulped.
"Do you remember Mr McGreg?" Hibbert asked disappointed about something.
"Oh yeah! The man with a leg for an arm and and arm for a leg!" said Dr Nick.
"Yes precisely. You reattached his limbs incorrectly! This man is suing us!" said Dr Hibbert.
"Hibbert you're no Hippocrates yourself... You told Homer he was terminally ill with pufferfish poisoning when it kills in hours not a week... and you said his heart would explode..." said Dr Payne.
Dr Hibbert frowned at him.
Meanwhile Oscar was still summoning his monsters to fight Dr Demento.
"Clownja come on out." He summoned Clownja. The cartoon clown headed jack in a box creature laughed like Ripper Roo.
Bart face palmed.
"Your attempts are futile. You can't stop me!" Dr Demento gloated.
Snake, a dangerous criminal with a snake tattoo ran past being chased by Wiggum. Oscar winced as he watched this.
"Stop!" Wiggum yelled. Like that'll work...
"In the name of loooooove! Before you break my heeeeeeaaaaart!" Oscar sang.
"THAT DOES IT!" Bart yelled as he strangled him.
(Oscar wheezing)
Elsewhere Homer took Marge to a restaurant with pissy French waiters.
"How many starters is normal for one person?" Homer asked.
"One Monsieur."
"No one adult male." Homer asked.
"One Monsieur..."
"No one very fat adult male..." Homer asked.
The waiter sighed. "One Monsieur..."
Marge sighed annoyed at Homer.
...
In the duel between Oscar and Dr Demento.
Oscar summoned a dragon.
"Can you summon Bender the robot from Futurama?" Hank asked.
Bart frowned at him. Don't encourage him Hank...
Oscar squinted with bafflement. "Uh... no..."
Clownja was throwing pies at Dr Demento and his henchmen.
"Fish heads! Fish heads! Roly Poly Fish Heads." sang Dr Demento.
"Oh I'll sing to!" said Hank. "Happy Happy Joy Joy! Happy Happy Joy Joy!" He sang Happy Happy Joy Joy from Ren and Stimpy.
"No! NO HAPPY HAPPY JOY JOY!" Bart yelled at Hank.
"Happy Happy-" Hank sang but Bart strangled him.
Dr Demento thought he had a clear shot at Bart and fired his flamethrower accordion. But he hit the dragon instead and because dragons are immune to fire it just annoyed him.
Oscar's dragon breathed fire at Dr Demento.
"Would you care for original recipe or extra crispy?" Dr Demento singed to a cinder groaned before collapsing in ashes.
"He'll be back soon..." Oscar sighed.
Later that night Marge and Homer were going out again. This time Homer was sure the night would go well.
"Well tonight's gonna be a swinging night." Homer said.
"Yeah. But what about the kids?" Marge asked.
"Oh yeah the kids- DOH!" homer said.
"We'll be fine." Bart smirked evilly.
"No we won't..." Lisa was being a Know It All.
Oscar used his psychic powers to hypnotise Homer and Marge. "We'll be fine on our own."
"You'll be fine kids." said Marge and Homer in a trance.
"You can trust us." said Oscar.
"We can trust you." said Marge and Homer. "Well good night. We'll be back later."
They left.
Lisa glared at Oscar.
Bart high fived him.
...
Later.
Lisa whined being a bossy boots trying to ruin Bart's fun.
"Hank do something like call Mom or at least be responsible..."
"No! I want to have a house party! By myself! Weeeeeeee!" Hank ran around like a lunatic.
Bart smirked.
Lisa sighed and went to her room.
"Don't get too comfortable guys. This is like post Treehouse of Horror Halloween episode. Which n canon didn't start happening till season 27. But we're doing one here in season five." said Oscar.
"We're trick or treating again?!" Bart asked.
"Yep." said Oscar.
Plot 3
The kids go trick or treating again despite that Halloween was over and it was now All Saints Day. Damn you Natalie Appleton!
"Yo ho ho ho! Over the raging sea we go! Yo ho ho ho wherever the forth will glow Hey!" Bart sang in a pirate voice.
"Yaaaaaaaatgh!" said Hank.
"No Hank that's a scream. It's Yarrrrrrr! Ee-harrrr me hearties!" said Bart dressed as a pirate.
"Well I'm going dressed as a clown." Oscar was dressed up as a cute clown with a big round red shiny nose.
Bart winced. "Oz... clown's aren't scary..."
"Except Pennywise." said Hank.
"Except Pennywise." said Bart.
"I didn't want to be scary. I want to be a cute clown." said Oscar.
Bart groaned embarrassed.
Krusty ran to Oscar and went "Aooga booga wooga!" in a scary voice.
Oscar cried and Bart laughed.
They went trick or treating at the local houses.
As stated in act one. Ned Flanders was off limits as he just gave them toothpaste and bible lectures ie reading from the bible to them. Mr Burns would just set his hounds on them.
They passed Nelson trying to put Üter in a dumpster.
"No! No! No! Üter not recyclable!" Üter cried.
Bart winced as the German kid at school, Üter was dumped into the dumpster.
Then Dr Demento returned.
He looked seriously peeved and burnt with burnt clothes.
"Yaaaaaagh!" Bart screamed.
"Now I'm mad! And I don't mean crazy. I mean positively FURIOOOOOOOUS!" He yelled with flames erupting for dramatic effect etc.
Bart gulped.
"And I brought someone who knows Oscar all too well..."
(Mexican man laughing maniacally) Oscar gasped as the man was... Sergio Aragonés!
"Yaaaaaaaaagh! Sergio Aragonés!" Oscar screamed.
Bart winced.
"Um he's my Sideshow Bob." said Oscar.
"Oh." said Bart.
"Except instead of trying to kill me he knows about my childhood fear I developed when I was little. It's personal I don't wish to talk about it." said Oscar.
One of Sergio's comics is named after it.
Sergio showed said comic.
Oscar screamed and pulled at his overgrown troll doll hair hiding his face with it.
...
Meanwhile
Homer took Marge to a restaurant with a barbershop quartet entertainment.
"Goodbye my Coney Island baby..."
"Losers!" People jeered.
"That's so 1950s!"
A Vaudeville hook grabbed Homer, Apu, Skinner and Barney and pulled them off stage.
Marge sighed.
On the streets.
Lewis as a cowboy visits the retirement home to Trick or treat.
"Cowboys eh? In my day we didn't rid on cows. We rode on pigs. Here come the pig boys we'd say." Grampa Simpson droned one and one about something that sounded like the premises of a lame ugly and dumb cartoon. It actually exists it's called Piggsburg Pigs.
"Aaaaaaaagh! Please stop! No more!" Lewis cried having to listen to Abe.
At Android's dungeon.
A kid was dressed as a werewolf trick or treating.
"I don't give out candy... run along Scrappy Doo..." said comic book guy.
Back in the duel with Dr Demento and Sergio.
"You know Hank, I looked death right in the eye, and it smelled like cheap cigars and stinky fish" said Bart to his cousin.
"Hey! Just because I'm saving money on tobacco!" Dr Demento yelled as he lit a cigar and smoked it while pondering how to kill Bart.
"Oh and Oscar, Sergio kinda illustrated a few of our comics so we can't exactly fall out with him just because he scares you..." Bart sighed.
"Fine my anime will have Dr Demento songs then!" Oscar yelled.
"Everscream Terrors looks amazing this year." said Hank admiring the Halloween decorations.
"Yes I suppose it is- Hey! I'm trying to be the bad guy here! Gahahahaha! You shall all suffer! Ahem because I'm mad at you all for being associated with my nemesis Bart Simpson. Sorry but am rather petty..." said Dr Demento.
"Well now the Simpson kids are at a haunted house." BartDudez pulled the story along.
"Hey!" Dr Demento and Sergio Aragonés whined.
...
At a haunted house.
"Jeepers this place is spooky..." said Lisa.
Bart made chicken noises at her.
They went inside. The foyer looked like the one from Resident Evil's Spencer Mansion.
"This place gives me the creeps..." Lisa shivered.
"Yeah I wanna leave..." Hank was scared too.
"And deal with Dr Demento? No chance! Arrrrr me hearties! Let's explore! We're Movin' on up!"
You just had to encourage Oz...
"Cause I'm movin' on up, you're movin' on out Movin' on up, nothin' can stop me!" Oscar sang.
Bart seethed wanting to strangle him again.
As they entered the foyer the doors slammed behind them, making them jump. Because that always happens in haunted houses in cartoons.
Then the creepy "The moon is made of cheese" theme music from Wallace and Gromet A Grand Day Out played as background music.
Now even Bart felt nervous as they walked about the foyer.
Then they encountered a hooded skeleton
" Dem bones, dem bones, dem dry bones, dem bones, dem bones, dem dry bones, " the skeleton sang.
"Aaaaaaaaaagh!" The kids screamed and fled.
...
They ran outside of the house and ran through Springfield like mad lunatics. But not Loonatics. Omg! Bugs Bunny's great great great great great great great great great great great great great (Takes a breath) great great great grandson from the future etc!
They then bumped into Graggle/Gumbly Simpson.
"Ay carumba! You're naked!" Bart dressed as a pirate yelled.
"Yes I am! I want my skin to breath!" said Graggle.
The cringeworthy meme character everyone on the main wiki is obsessed with then had some idle gossip to say.
"Hey uh. The crazy hobo killed his wife and dog today." Graggle said.
"Thats sad." Lisa replied in a soft tone.
But Bart, Hugo and Hank laughed at the thought of a crazy hobo.
Lisa frowned.
Hank then offered Oscar Green eggs and Ham.
"No!" Oscar yelled.
Then they went back to the haunted house. Apparently by boat so Bart could act like a pirate.
"Arrrrrr! Row laddies! Row!"
"Um I'm not a lad. I'm a lass." said Lisa.
Bart dressed as a pirate for Halloween sighed.
Oscar jabbered in gibberish.
"You're saying strange things. stop it." said Bart.
Oscar frowned at him.
They arrived at the haunted house again.
All the lightning was strangely localised around the haunted house for dramatic effect.
"Yeah haunted houses have their own weather, it's weird..." said Oscar.
Elsewhere Godzilla was high on something.
And also the Ghostbusters were chasing kids dressed as ghosts.
And then godzilla destroyed the haunted house. Angering the ghosts
"NOW WE HAVE TO MOVE!" Dracula shouted.
Ace Dracula sighed. Apparently Ace lives there.