Thanks to "Marvelomac1010" for this. This new chapter, which makes me remember when I made "A Sparking Relationship"... Back then when it was at its prime. So, get ready for some dodge balls, and a serious amount of respect from someone. Enjoy reading this newly posted chapter everyone.
"Rock n' Not Loud Adventures!"
Chapter 7: Let's get ready to Dodge Ball...
(September 29. Loud House, Franklin Avenue, Royal Woods Michigan.)
Just another day here at the Loud House, and everyone are ready for school, and have finished eating breakfast, then Michelle arrives, and she will handle washing the dishes when she gets back. "Alright, so we all ready to go?"
They all nod, and all of them head out of the house, leaving the pets be to themselves, except Charles who still remains in his doghouse after what had happened days ago. Lisa then notices her brother, seems awfully happy about today.
"Lincoln, most of us do not appreciate educational system, and even myself because I would rather be at a college. What seems to be making your mind towards looking forward to today?"
Lincoln smirks, and he hops into Michelle's Car. "It's Thursday." The others are confused, but then Luna explains to them.
"Dodge Ball Thursday, guys. At the school, which I am surprised that the younger sisters don't know... Lincoln Loud and his girlfriend, Jordan Rosato are the dodge ball King and Queen, and when those two tag team to do some damage, they legit do some damage. Jordan taught him all that he needed to know, she doesn't want him to get hurt." Luna then goes into the car as well.
Lynn smirks, this has gotten her attention and now she has her own plans, then Lucy looks towards her. "Whatever you have planned later, it will be your funeral sis. A painful funeral."
Luan then jokes. "And if it has something to do with Jordan, then she'll be bowing down to her knees, and seeing red when it's all over. I think if she makes this happen, then she'll be balled off from walking for the next three hours afterwards." they all groan to her very bad pun.
Luan scoffs at what Lucy had said, and she hops into Vanzilla. 'Doom and Gloom doesn't know that, besides... How bad can Jordan Rosato be? I mean, I'm Lynn Loud. I am sports, and I know what I am doing.' Yeah... She has no idea what is in store for her later.
(Time skip, later in the Day. Royal Woods Elementary School.)
Gym Class is in session, and Coach Pokawski has chosen who will be on whose teams, and Lincoln and Jordan are glad to be on the same side, and so are some of their friends, but sad to say that Mollie, Joy, Lance, Trent, Kat and Rachel are not on their team, and that means they aren't gonna make it out of this carnage.
But one student is not happy with this, Andrew Hopkins, and he watches as Lincoln Loud and Jordan Rosato are talking to each other. 'I am gonna hurt you so bad, that you're parents wish they never had you, Loud!'
Coach Pokawski then blows his whistle and he announces. "Dodge Balls ready! And play Dodge Ball!"
Dodge Balls are sent flying left and right, and everyone are trying to avoid the opposing side, and even Clyde... And he's done, but someone by the name of Chloe Curda sees this, and she helps him back up... Oh, and now she's down too. No one is safe from this battle!
Lincoln Loud and Jordan Rosato are a whole different story. The duo dodge right, and then left, and they hold hands and it looks like the duo are dancing, and they even side step with Stella, and the duo catch some dodge balls, and they toss them to their team to throw them back and do some damage.
Lincoln pulls Jordan close, and they both dodge some incoming projectiles, then Lincoln spins her around and Jordan catches and throws some balls, and she lands five hits onto some of her prey on the other side, sorry Kat.
But Andrew, he has his sights on Lincoln Loud, and he is furious and recalls all the times he has been rejected, and how Lincoln Loud became lucky, and is dating one of the popular girls in this school, and so he throws two dodge balls. But Lincoln sees this coming, and he goes Matrix and evades the attacks.
This angers Andrew. "Oh come on! Are you serious?!"
"Hey, Andrew!" The boy sees Jordan, and she has one dodge ball, and she has a nuclear bomb explosion going on within her eyes. "Goodnight, punk." she then winds up fast, and then she spins and throws the dodge ball, and the dodge ball hits Andrew in the face, and the boy is sent hurdling to the wall, and he falls to the ground and is knocked out... with two missing teeth in the process.
Coach Pokawski then blows the whistle. "Team Lioness Wins... Wait, was it Team Loud? Team Rosato? Meh, they won anyway." He then goes over to check if Andrew is doing fine, and he needs the nurse.
Jordan then calms down, and she smiles at Lincoln. "See you at lunch, Lincoln Loud." she places a small kiss to his cheek, and she skips merrily off to the lockers to get changed, and everyone else looks horrified, they don't see a cheerful girl... They see the next Action Star who could be using real weapons.
Rusty looks towards Lincoln. "Dude, how the heck are you in sync with her in this? Also, are you still with us?"
Lincoln has hearts in his eyes, and he sighs. "She's so awesome and cool when she's a raging beast hell bent to destroy everyone." The others didn't like to hear that, and they all take one step away from Lincoln Loud, and they question... What the heck does he see in her when she does this?!
(Time skip, At the Loud House.)
The car of Michelle has returned, school is done and the others from the High School and Middle School are also here, and Jordan has tagged along because she wants to hang out with Lincoln at his house, but when they open the door they see someone waiting, and that someone is Lynn Loud Jr.
The sports loving Loud sees Jordan and she smirks. "Good, she's here. Come on, to the backyard. I got something special to talk to you, and you guys can tag along."
The other louds don't know what this is all about, and so they go and follow Lynn and the others. Lily is also there, and being carried by Leni. Michelle on the other hand, she's gonna make them all something nice to eat, and so she hears to the kitchen.
They head to the backyard, and they are all surprised to see dodge balls are scattered all over the place, and then they look towards Lynn and she heads over and picks one up. "As you all see, this is what I have been planning, and I wanna thank my friends for this help."
They all see that Margo, Maddie, Lainey and Nadia are there too, and they wave at them and look determined and have smug looks. Lynn then continues. "Now, I heard that Jordan Rosato is the Dodge Ball Queen, and that she helped make our little bro, a Dodge Ball King. But, I don't believe that malarchy..." She then tosses a dodge ball to Jordan, and she catches it.
Lynn then picks up another dodge ball, and she smirks. "So, what's it gonna be kid?"
"Sure, okay." Jordan doesn't seem amused, she seems bored and she gets to the other side of the backyard, and facing the Loud House. Lynn smirks, and she has her dodge ball ready, and the others watch from a safe distance.
Lincoln sighs. "Lynn is gonna be in for a world of hurt."
"Literally glad I brought this with me." Lori has a first aid kit, but she sees Lainey, Margo, Nadia and Maddie has some too. "Wait, why do you girls have those?"
Margo answers. "Polly told us all about Jordan, but she didn't tell Lynn. We saw the footage, and we know one thing that will happen here..."
Nadia speaks. "Lynn is gonna be in for a whole brand new world of hurt."
Luna then has the whistle and she looks to both sides, she then blows the whistle and she backs off, and the action begins. Lynn races forward, and she throws her dodge ball. She grabs two more on the ground and then she throws it, she then grabs three more and throws them too.
Jordan on the other hand... she seems calm, and she steps to the left, steps to the right, spins, ducks and then uses her own ball to knock an incoming dodge ball, and then she yawns. Lynn sees that Jordan is not fighting back, but she is good at dodging and she doesn't seem intimidated by this, she then looks around, and she sees, there are no more dodge balls on her side.
Jordan then looks around. "Oh, it's over? My turn? Well, alright then." she then enters a combat stance, and there is a fiery blaze happening in her eyes, and for some reason Lynn is stunned seeing this, she feels fear of something painful to come, but she shakes it off, and she scoffs.
"You think that's gonna scare me?! I have faced fear in the... Oof!" Lynn is hit in the stomach and she stumbles, this makes the others gasp and Lynn looks towards Jordan and she doesn't look pleased. "Wait, what the heck happened?"
Lincoln then yells. "What happened was, you made a big mistake sis!"
Before Lynn knows it, Jordan throws a dodge ball, and before Lynn can evade, she is struck to her side, and then another flies in and hits her in the head. Another goes curve ball dodge ball, and hits Lynn to her chest, and she tries to hold her ground.
But then Jordan has another dodge ball, and she cocks it, making a shotgun sound. "Lights out, Junior." Jordan then has dodge balls gathered near her, and she throws all of them at rapid fire speed, and it sounds like a Heavy Machine Gun going at it with the rounds.
Lynn remains standing, but she is taking hit after hit after hit after hit after hit after hit all over her body and face, while everyone else watches as this elementary school girl, is decimating Lynn, and she keeps the onslaught rolling and going, and Leni records all of this, while Lisa is baffled at how Jordan Rosato is capable of such power and speed. Lincoln just drinks a can of soda, and Luna doesn't even flinch seeing this, and Lynn's friends feel bad for Lynn, and are glad that they didn't challenge Jordan.
After more than 45 dodge balls, Lynn is still standing, but she is bruised all over, and has a black eye. She sways back and forth, and she looks dazed. Jordan walks over, and she just places the dodge ball onto Lynn's nose. "Boop." This causes Lynn to fall to the ground.
Luna then blows the whistle. "Jordan Rosato wins."
Lori and the others check on Lynn, and then Lola asks. "Well, you got something to say after that Lynn?"
Lynn coughs, and she groans. "Yeah... I'm never challenging her at that again, and also... You earned my respect. Jordan "The Dodge Ball Queen" Rosato." Lynn Jr then blacks out, and they tend to her injuries, and they also cheer at what Jordan had just did, she just took down Lynn Loud Jr.
Lincoln and Jordan share a small kiss. "That was awesome, and also kinda hot."
Jordan giggles. "Thanks, and to be honest with you guys, I was going easy on her, I wasn't even giving it my all." They all remain silent, and look towards Jordan. That wasn't her strongest, she was... Holding back, now they're afraid for when she shows what she can truly do, and they question how did she became this skilled, and dangerous at Dodge Ball.
Michelle Lewis comes out. "Hey kids, I made some sandwiches and..." she then sees the carnage from what happened between Lynn Loud Jr, and Jordan Rosato, and she sees the unconscious and badly bruised Lynn. "And I will go and get an ice pack, and as a reminder... Tomorrow, we are going to visit your parents, and also your grandfather called, and asked when you kids are gonna go and visit Great Aunt Ruth. Who the heck is she?"
Hearing that name, didn't make them happy. They know that soon, they will go and visit Aunt Ruth.
A/N: This has been fun to make, had to make some changes to the original one that "Marvelomac1010" had intentionally wanted to make happen, but that would make it mimic "A Sparking Relationship." I do hope this was alright with you dude, it seemed right to make the changes. I hope you all enjoyed reading this new chapter, as much fun as I had to make it.
Date made: 7/26/22.