"Okay, the moment of truth," Midoriya dramatically said as he donned the Interdimensional Goggles. He had managed to create a bootleg Time Crystal by using Earthean technology, which was prone to failure but was his only available option without being able to know where he needed to be to get proper crafting ingredients. He turned on the goggles, using the dial on the side to alter the reality he was viewing. The screen in front of his eyes changed to showing a version of him being in school on a weekend, working on a decently difficult mathematical equation. He twisted the dial again, seeing that another version of him was running across a rooftop, doing god knows what.

He proceeded to go through a bunch of universes, finding that he had a quirk for some reason in some of them, which made him a tad jealous. In other universes he was working with Hatsume on a project or something, in others he was training on a beach by removing trash with a blond-haired emaciated man in the background watching him, reminding him of that Toshiko woman. In another universe he apparently had the Infinity Gauntlet and was fighting male pro heroes.

It was all very weird, but such was the fate of elseworlds.

Finally he found a universe that was useful for him, seeing through the eyes of another Midoriya at a corner store. "A-alright, this reality is special, Desiree. It's filled with vibranium, so much vibranium that it's sold on every corner drug store for dirt-cheap! We're—belch—gonna need a lot of it, excuse me for burping, I had a lot of soda," Midoriya apologized as he fiddled with his portal gun, inputting the coordinates to the universe in question. "And before you ask, no, vibranium does not exist in this reality. That's why we gotta go to another universe to get some."

"But what is vibranium?" she asked the million-dollar question.

"JARVIS?"

"'Vibranium is a fictional metal appearing in American comic books published by Marvel Comics, noted for its extraordinary abilities to absorb, store and release large amounts of kinetic energy,' Sir," the AI answered.

"And why do you need it?"

"I'm gonna—I'm gonna be building Iron Man suits out of them, making them stronger than their comic/movie counterpart, burp!" he revealed as he finished messing around with his portal gun. "Okay, we're ready to go! Come on, Desiree, we've got a metal to buy," he said as he shot a fluidic green portal in the center of his room, it swirling into itself. With some happiness that his stuff was working he walked through the portal, with his sex genie following closely behind. The two of them emerged in a dingy back alleyway, with the sun high overhead. "Stick close in your genie form, Desiree. I don't know how tolerant they are to another race other than Japanese," he warned, stepping out of the alleyway and into the streets. He looked left and right, trying to find a corner drug store before giving up and asking a random civilian, "Hey, do you know where's the nearest drug store is?"

The random civilian pointed up the street.

"Thanks, dude," Midoriya said before going in the direction the rando pointed to. He walked for five minutes until stumbling upon it, a quaint general store with a little bit of everything for day to day existence. He entered inside to find rows upon rows of shelves lined with food and other perishables. Izuku kept scanning the store until he found it: a bunch of vibranium on a wall for sale. Izuku nabbed all the special metal he could from the shelves, about 100 pounds worth in multiple trips. He brought it to the counter and the shopkeeper (a man surprisingly) scanned it with no issue, as if this was another Tuesday.

"100 yen, please," he said, waiting for payment.

Even though Midoriya knew it was dirt-cheap he was still surprised by the miniscule dent in his healthy bank account. He quickly paid and asked the fellow man, "How do you feel about green portals?" as he messed around with his portal gun to take him home.

"As long as it doesn't interrupt business I don't care," he answered gruffly.

"How much for your entire stock of vibranium?" Midoriya questioned as he portaled the special metal to his lab at Geonosis Tech.

The man brightened up as he gestured for the green-haired lad to follow him. The two (three if you counted the silent Desiree, four if you counted JARVIS) went into the basement of the shop, Izuku turning on his Energy Gauntlet just in case this was an elaborate way to rob him. After descending down the staircase the shopkeeper turned on the light to reveal a plethora of vibranium that filled the room in a cubic shape. "I have two tons of vibranium that I bought foolishly from a trickster. It's just so useless, you know? I'll give it to you for a thousand yen. I know, a little pricey but I need to recoup my losses and—"

Midoriya handed over two 500 yen coins readily, the shopkeeper smiling as he got his money.

"Take what you want, kid. I need it off my hands," the man said, leaving the young lad by himself as he began to shoot portals below the cubic-shaped vibranium to send it to his lab. It took a lot of portal shooting but eventually the two tons of vibranium were shipped to his lab, with him creating a personal portal to his lab himself. He entered through, finding himself exactly where he wanted, his lab crowded with the special metal. He grabbed one of his inventions called the Zero Point Energy Field Manipulator, also colloquially known as the Gravity Gun, and used it to lift and place the vibranium up in neat and orderly piles in the back of his lab. However, he took some off the top of the cubed-shaped metal and put it inside the SIF, telling the device to create the Iron Man suit he had on the back-burner.

As he waited for the fabricator to finish his smartphone vibrated, getting an alert from one of his contacts. It was Kacchan, telling him to get his ass over to her house for some fun. He smiled at the thought before keying his portal gun to the outside of Kacchan's house. Izuku shot a portal to the location in question, stepping out the otherside while putting away his JARVIS sunglasses into his pocket, as he didn't need to lose them when he and his childhood friend had a romp. "I wish I had more condoms that magically fit me," he wished to his sex genie.

"Bleh. Go nuts, master," Desiree begrudgingly granted, snapping her fingers together and making the condoms appear in his wallet.

"Thank you," he mentally commented as he entered the Bakugo residence without knocking. He went to Kacchan's room and knocked at the door lightly.

"Come in, bitch!" she yelled out.

"I'm not a bitch, Kacchan," he mumbled out, mostly to himself as he opened the door, seeing his best friend fully clothed and sitting up on her bed, a serious expression on her face. "What's up?"

"You know how I texted that I wanted some fun?" Bakugo asked.

"Yeah?"

"I lied. I wanted to talk to you about, well, you," she admitted. "I didn't know how else to get you here."

"Oh, Kacchan, you could've been honest. I would've came regardless," Midoriya promised, joining her on the bed. "What do you want to speak about me for though?"

"Where are you going after school and on the weekends?" she asked bluntly. "Are you seeing someone else, someone other than me?!" she accused hotly. Midoriya gulped, which didn't go unnoticed by his companion. "Who are you cheating on me with?!"

"I-I'm not cheating on you, Kacchan!" he half-lied, as he wasn't sure to count Desiree or not. "I-I've been an i-intern at a tech company and I've been g-going there nearly every day! I have a lab and everything!"

"Bullshit! You're smart but not that smart! You never made anything when I was around when we were younger," she pointed out, scrutinizing him.

"Well, I am now! See, check this out," he asked as he moved the red metal on his EG to cover his hand up to his middle knuckles, the repulsor humming as it came online. Katsumi watched with suspicion, and a hint of surprise that a device that tiny could do that. "I call it the Energy Gauntlet. It can make an energy shield around me and shoot out repulsor blasts to protect me."

"Really? Wanna prove that?"

"Huh?"

"I'm gonna use my quirk on you, see if what you're saying is bullshit," she warned, slowly snaking her hand to the center of his torso. Quickly Midoriya turned on the energy shield part of his EG, the shimmering green glow surrounding him in an instant. Bakugo, a woman of her word, did a medium-sized blast of her quirk on his body, but all he did was flinch in response while looking no worse for wear. "Maybe you're telling the truth. Maybe," she stressed, retracting her hand. "Take me to your lab," she ordered, still suspicious of his claims.

"Sure, just uh, follow me," he said as he pulled out his portal gun and keyed in the coordinates of his lab, shooting a green portal in front of them. Bakugo reacted on instinct, jumping back from the surprise. Upon noticing that Midoriya wasn't following her example she stood next to him before watching him enter the portal, then doing the same herself. They entered Midoriya's lab, which was filled with vibranium cubes and half-finished projects. The SIF was online and finishing the last pieces of the Iron Man suit, with Izuku taking out his sunglasses and passing them to his friend. "Put them on, it's another invention I made."

She did as he asked, seeing the multitude of information flood her brain and almost overwhelm her before a monotonous British voice spoke to her seemingly out of nowhere, "Good evening, Miss Bakugo."

"The hell?!"

"There's no need for profanity, Miss Bakugo. My name is JARVIS, and I am my creator's helper," he explained simply.

"Where the hell are you?"

"You're wearing me," he deadpanned. "Can you please pass me over to my Sir?"

Shaking herself out of her stupor she passed the JARVIS sunglasses back to her childhood friend, who proceeded to wear it with a relaxed sigh. "Do you believe me now, Kacchan?"

Katsumi nodded her head before asking, "How long? How long have you hidden how damn smart you were?"

"Only a couple of months. Promise me not to freak out?"

"Sure, not like you can surprise me anymore than right now," his friend said.

"I wish you were human," Izuku randomly said. Bakugo heard a snapping noise ring out in the room as a buxom carmel beauty suddenly materialized in front of them. She was scantily clad and wearing almost nothing, the little amount of clothing she wore accenting her curves and other assets. "Kacchan, meet Desiree, my other best friend."

"Hello, Bakugo," Desiree greeted nicely, holding out a hand. "It's nice to finally meet you, for real this time."

Numbly the Bakugo girl shook the others' hand, "What are you?"

"I'm a sex genie. My master found me in a trash heap and the rest is history."

"Mind telling me the whole story?"

Thirty minutes later

"You have a 'sex' genie that can grant you any sexually-related wish as many times you want?

"Yes."

"So you wished to be as smart as a fictional man named Rick Sanchez?"

"Yeah."

"And you've been using your newfound intellect to amass riches and build gadgets and tools, is that right?"

"Pretty much."

"And you're currently building an Iron Man suit like from the Marvel films/comics?"

"Uh huh."

"You lucky, lucky bastard! Do you know how many women and men would kill to be in your position?!" she exclaimed.

"A lot?" he guessed, rubbing the back of his head.

"A fuck ton, Zuku! A. Fuck. Ton," she slowly cemented into his head. After the three of them talked Desiree decided to leave to rest on Midoriya's bed in her human form, leaving the two (three if you counted JARVIS) alone in the workshop. "Hey, think you could be my support technician? Your new nerd brain would probably come up with something, right?"

"I don't know," he playfully said as he put a hand to his chin, "Maybe if I have the time…"

"Ha ha," she laughed as she lightly punched her friend's shoulder, which got repelled by his still active energy shield. "No, but seriously."

"Of course I'll build you some support items, Kacchan! I've got so many ideas already, like a sweat grenade or something," he spitballed his idea.

"A sweat grenade?" she parroted back.

"Yeah. So the idea is that it stores your sweat that you automatically/manually create and holds it in a grenade-shaped cartridge. You pull the pin and a couple seconds later BOOM! It goes off. What do you think?" Midoriya asked shyly.

"I like it! When do you think you can make it?"

Izuku cracked his knuckles together as he wordlessly walked over to the SIF, gesturing to Kacchan to join him. As she stalked over she watched as her friend remove pieces of armor from the machine, stowing them on a work table for later. She saw a master at his craft began to make/manipulate a new blueprint design, making an ovoid-shaped grenade that could collect sweat from the skin, with a gauge on the side that told the user how full it was; and then he added color to the device, a standard green and black to the design. He then told the SIF to create it before turning back to a thoroughly impressed Kacchan, the wait time being less than thirty minutes.

"JARVIS, order us some pizza and soda, please," Midoriya requested.

"Of course, Sir. Wait time is fifteen minutes," he alerted them before going silent once again.

"So you think your fancy new suit is gonna take you to U.A.?" Bakugo asked before taking a bite of her slice of pizza, gesturing to the loose pieces of red and yellow armor on the table.

"Yes, among other things," he answered with a full mouth, modifying the pieces of the armor for later.

"You're crazy, you know that? You need a quirk to be a heroine, or a hero in your case," she argued as she set her plate down, disapproval in her tone of voice.

"I disagree."

"Oh really?" she asked, unsurprised that he would say that.

"I've made many devices and gadgets that could be argued as quirks, such as this," he showed attention to his EG. "Or this," he pointed to his suit of armor.

"Yeah, but…"

"But what?"

"I don't want you to get hurt, Izuku," she admitted, looking him in the eye. "If you got hurt because some bitch decided to harm you, I'd never forgive myself."

"Kacchan…I appreciate it, but I can take care of myself—"

"By kidding yourself that you can be a hero so you can hurt yourself by trying to save lives?!" she shouted, unable to accept that was her new reality.

Midoriya bristled at her words, "I can be a hero! I can, especially with this!" he pointed to his Iron Man armor. "I know you don't want me to get hurt, Kacchan. I understand, but this is MY life, MY choices. If you can't accept that then…" he trailed off, not knowing what to say next.

"Boss, the sweat grenade has finished production," FRIDAY announced, the machinery noises that came from the SIF dying down. "Am I interrupting anything, Boss?"

"No, not at all," he lied, taking the grenade from the SIF and handing it over to his childhood friend. "Sweat into it, Kacchan, we can argue after," he told her as he put ear plugs into his ears, urging his friend to do the same.

Katsumi did the same before snatching the sweat grenade from him before letting out sweat from her palms, holding the grenade with both hands. They watched as a thermometer-like gauge filled until it full, telling her that it was ready. She pulled the pin from the device as she threw it at the piles upon piles of vibranium, the resulting BOOM! filling the room. It would have deafened them had they not had ear protection. The vibranium glowed a purple hue as it absorbed the blast, storing the energy for later.

Bakugo grinned a huge smile as she asked, "When can you make me more?"