Thanks again to "Marvelomac1010" for this, as they encounter two guys who are annoying and from a Season 2 Episode, and how troublesome they can be. Enjoy reading this everyone.
"Rock n' Not Loud Adventures!"
Chapter 49: The Big Annoying Dummies...
(November 10. The Loud House, Franklin Avenue. Royal Woods, Michigan.)
Another day and a good moment since school is done for the day, and we see Mr. Grouse going through his mail, and he looks annoyed when he sees what it is. "Dang letters about retirement homes. I don't need one and I never will." He then goes back into his home.
The front door of the Loud House opens, and coming out are Lincoln, Luna and Michelle, at the moment, the Loud House will be empty, because everyone else is busy with something else.
Lori is having a study moment with her friends, Leni is at her work in the Royal Woods Mall, Luan is at a birthday gig, and she will get a ride from Rick Rosato later, Lisa is with her best friend at her house, and the twins also have playdates, while Lily is watched over at the Rosato Mansion, Lucy is helping with a funeral at the local pet cemetery and Lynn Loud Jr is at the last soccer game of the week, and they're hoping that they will win this one.
"Okay, so we're all ready for the mall?" asked Michelle. Lincoln and Luna nod, and they hop into her Red Ferrari and they drive off.
(The Royal Woods Mall.)
After spending some time shopping here, we now see Lincoln, Luna and Michelle at the Food court and enjoying the food. They already went to the music store, Reiningers and the comic book store, and they got some stuff that they could afford and Michelle got something for the others once they get back to the Loud House, the trio enjoyed their mall time together, even meeting with Leni at her work place.
Luna is eating some barbeque chicken strips, Lincoln has a burger and Michelle has a chicken salad, then she ask the two louds. "So, how was school today, kids?"
Luna answers first. "Just the usual classes, no homework but we did encounter a surprise quiz, and I know I aced that one. Had a talk with the band, and Sam about the whole thing from the other day, and that some of them have plans to buy some new gear for when we do the tour on summer. Nothing else serious."
Michelle nods, she knows that they need to be prepared for what is to come, and then she looks to Lincoln. "How about you, kiddo?"
Lincoln then explains something. "Alright, so something peculiar is happening at school, and this is word from what Clyde might be suspecting, and it involves Principal Huggins. I think he has something planned for tomorrow, Clyde doesn't know what and he won't tell him either. But, we just need to be ready for when we go to school the following day."
Michelle Lewis and Luna Loud didn't like this, whatever Principal Huggins might be planning could be trouble, since they do recall that big ordeal when he was leading the Writing Club and they had to fix it before it turned bad real fast.
"Well, whatever is going on at the school, I am sure that we'll be ready for what is to come" replied Michelle, she feels like she needs backup with this and she knows just the superintendent for the job, then two figures go towards them.
"Hey there pretty lady, you got any plans for later? Because we could use some plans."
"Yeah, what my dad said. Someone pretty like you should be hanging out with the real men."
The trio see these two guys, a father and son and they look alike. Michelle is confused. "What the heck do you two weirdoes want?"
"Whoa there, weirdoes? We're no weirdoes. We're the Stankcos, the name is Stan and this is my son Steak."
"Yeah, we won five Buff Men Competitions and even won at the weirdo Legends Game, and we're awesome."
Michelle is confused, and then she sees the wedding ring, and she now sees where this is going. "And this doesn't occur to you that your wife would be legit ticked off when she finds out what you're doing? Also, I am not interested in romance or hanging out with a bunch of meat headed dimwits."
Stan scoffs. "So what? I can do whatever I want, because I am a man. Come on, hang out with us lady."
Steak snickers. "Because we're awesome and not losers. Only losers remain losers and are wimps."
Michelle is about to tell them off, but then Lincoln intervenes. "Dudes, leave her alone. She doesn't wanna hang out with a bunch of meat headed dorks who are legit sore winners. Also, when your wife does find out, then that is a one way ticket to divorce, and it'll lead to domestic violence, followed by jail time. You're not even from this town, I can tell because I have seen a lot of folks around Royal Woods."
The other folks in the Food court all snicker and chuckle hearing this, and this angers the Stankcos and then Stan yells at him. "Who do you think you are, punk? You can't mock the Stankcos, and nobody ever mocks us because we're awesome and winners!"
"Yeah, you better watch where you talk with those words, making us look bad is a big mistake!" yelled Steak. "And nobody makes the Stankcos look bad!"
But before they can go over and beat up the white haired boy, Luna intervenes and she looks serious. "Leave my brother alone you peanut brained morons."
The Stankcos laugh at her words. Steak then speaks. "We're not afraid of some girl, and I beat one up before and made her run off and cry to her mommy."
"Yeah!" yelled Stan. "And we don't have peanut brains, you do! Let's get them!"
But before Stan and Steak can attack, the duo are tazed, and they drop to the ground and spazz out from the immense electrical pain, and the attack came from Michelle Lewis, and she is armed with four tasers. "Try this again, and I'll bring out the big one from my car, and it looks like an actual assault rifle."
Then Officer Schoffner shows up, and she sighs. "I am here on break, but then I get word about two annoying morons who are causing trouble in town, such as flirting with the local women. Alright, you guys are headed to jail, and the Spanish lady you tried to flirt with wants to press charges, and I doubt you two have a good lawyer to beat that problem."
Two security guards arrive, and they handcuff the Stankcos and then they follow the cop back to her car, the Stankcos then yell back at the others. "This isn't over losers!" yelled Stan. "We'll be back, and you are going to regret making us look bad, because we're the Stankcos, and we never lose!"
Michelle sighs in relief, but then Lincoln and Luna hug her, and so she returns the hug. "No one messes with my kids, no one. Also, thanks for trying to stand up for me a dumb and dangerous move, but also brave. Thanks kids."
Lincoln and Luna both speak. "You're more than just a friend or some lady who's taking care of us. You're family, and to our eyes... Our Mom."
Those words touch Michelle's heart, and she hugs them both. But while they are having this moment, they don't know that Lynn Loud Jr saw and heard everything.
She finished the soccer game, and they won thanks to Paula. Deep down, she feels glad that they are fine, and yet she is troubled and not happy about what Lincoln and Luna had just said about Michelle Lewis. 'I'm running out of time. I gotta figure out how to stop this stupid thing, I need to show Lincoln and Luna, that Michelle Lewis is nothing, and that she will never ever be part of the Loud Family!'
A/N: The Stankcos will come back, someday. Thanks again to "Marvelomac1010" for this dude. I hope that you guys enjoyed reading this newly posted chapter everyone.
Take note: Since this story is different through Luna not being a Rockstar and the Loud parents have been way too focused on getting her into Rock n' Roll, the episode known as "Legends" never happened.
Date made: 8/31/22.