Thanks again to "Marvelomac1010" for this total alternate from the episode known as "The Purr0fect Gig" Enjoy reading this newly posted chapter everyone.
"Rock n' Not Loud Adventures!"
Chapter 66: Cat-Sitting...
(November 27. The Loud House, Franklin Avenue. Royal Woods, Michigan.)
We see Luna Loud is in her bedroom and she goes through her laptop and she stops and looks out the window leading to the backyard, and she sees their neighbor Mr. Grouse is trying to catch the raccoon, and Lana is helping, and so is Hops and Charles. She doesn't know what that is all about, but she can tell that Lana is enjoying herself.
Luna then returns to her laptop and she sees that someone is selling some crusty and sweat t-shirt, and it is from the first concert of Mick Swagger, and she is grossed out by it. "Now that is some gross and messed up stuff. Who the heck would even by this trashy thing? Dang."
Just then, the door opens and she sees her brother Lincoln, back from the sleepover. "Hey there, sis."
Luna smiles seeing her brother/roommate back and she goes over and she gives him a hug. "Glad to see you back here, Lincoln. So, how was the whole thing? Well, besides the fact you did message me last night on how things went."
Lincoln then puts his bag away. "Awesome. We all had breakfast, and from what Jordan told me, she plans to have one again next time, when her parents will allow her to. Also, I think I saw Lana helping Grouse with a raccoon, what the heck is that all about?"
Luna is confused too. "No idea. Also come on, there might be some left over pizza from last night, Lori and Leni made it for dessert after dinner." Lincoln liked the sound of that, and so they both leave the room and head downstairs, and they are going to the kitchen, but then the doorbell rings, and they go over and see who it is, and they see it is the McBride's. Clyde, Howard and Harold.
They see Harold is looking concerned, but Howard is breathing through a paper bag, and then Lincoln asks. "Ummm, what the heck is going on here?"
Howard hen panics. "A waking nightmare!" He then breathes through the bag again, and this startles Lincoln and Luna, they haven't quite seen them like this.
Harold then goes over to calm down his husband. "Deep breaths Howie."
Luna looks towards Clyde. "Clyde, what the heck is going on here?"
Clyde then explains. "The Annual McBride Family Reunion Party is here, and we already made a ton of Potato Salad, and we need to go there. But the issue is our cats, and our usual cat-sitter is not available and she is also on her family reunion, which was moved and was supposed to be the other day, but it is today as ours. We need to know if Lori or Leni is available to..."
Luna then responds. "Lori is at golf practice and Leni is working at the mall, sorry guys. Also, don't bother with Luan, she is at a birthday gig and then she'll be headed to her friend's house, Benny for a study date."
This horrifies Howard, and he goes stiff and falls, but Harold catches him, then Lincoln speaks. "We can watch over Nepurrtiti and Cleopawtra for you guys, no problem at all."
They all sigh in relief, and then Luna speaks. "We can handle them, we've dealt with several pets and I doubt two cats would be troublesome to us."
Harold then hands them the keys. "Here are the keys to the house and also..." He shows them another key. "The key to the food pantry where the cat food is located. Recently, our fur babies have learned how to pick locks, but not this kind of lock." Lincoln and Luna didn't see this one coming.
Clyde then speaks. "We'll be back later in the afternoon, or night time. Whichever works, and another thing. We left a book with everything you need to know on how to deal with our cats, and be careful with them too, especially when bath time is around the corner, they hate them."
Lincoln chuckles. "Same with Cliff." they see Cliff is hiding at the back of the couch, he hates it when someone mentions bath time.
Harold then speaks. "Alright, thanks for the help guys and also we should go Clyde, I have twenty pounds of potato salad in the trunk and I think it is threatening to turn on me." they then take their leave, and Lincoln looks to Luna.
"We should leave a note, telling the others where we're off to."
"Good call, little brother" replied Luna.
(McBride Residence.)
Lincoln Loud and Luna Loud are now in the house. They walk around, and then they stop and they spot the large book. "Now that is one big book." Lincoln opens it and he reads what it says. "Alright, so in this incredibly large book of Kitty Care, we need to feed the cats and they can be pretty cranky when not given their food."
Luna sees the time. "10:02 am. Alright then." Luna then opens the food pantry, she hears meowing and sees the angry cats, Nepurrtiti and Cleopawtra. But the glare from Luna makes them back off, and they sit still on the floor, Luna then gets their food bowls, and then puts the cat food inside. "There, also you two need to calm down."
Lincoln smiles seeing this. "Lunes, we got this all covered. Alright, time to see what is next."
(Cat-Sitting Montage.)
Lincoln and Luna walk the cats, and they made sure they stayed still and not run off, Lincoln managed to pull them back when they tried to pull off, and he showed them a laser pointer to which helps them with not going all out.
They manage to give the cats a bath, and they are well-behaved after Lincoln told the cats about the dangers of not being bathed properly and these cats do not wanna get sick, or worse. They finish giving the cats a bath, and also give the cats manicures and pedicures.
Afterwards, they feed them again and then play some hide and seek and tag. Followed by some fun and silly selfies, and then watching some TV, the show: Kitchen Nightmares.
Then they have dinner, and Luna and Lincoln make them something delicious, and of course it is fish based. After that, they sing them to sleep, but in the process Lincoln Loud falls asleep as well, which Luna finds adorable.
(End Montage.)
Night time, and we see Lincoln and Luna on the Living Room couch, and Luna is reading a book on the history of World War 2, and resting on her lap is her brother, Lincoln. Luna rubs his hair as they stay like this, and then she recalls something. 'I think there is a World War 2 game that Linc might like, I think it's an RTS and if I am not wrong, I saw it at the Royal Woods mall, and not expensive too.'
Then the front door opens, and she sees the McBride's are back. "I thought that your potato salad was delicious Hare bear" replied Howard.
But Harold, doesn't seem pleased about what had happened today. "But why the heck did everyone else go for Aunt Brenda's? She was told to not bring any, she agreed to bring dessert!"
Clyde also agrees. "At least Nana Gale was fine with what you brought, and at least she managed to talk some sense into everyone about how stupid Aunt Brenda was to bringing the same thing we were, I think Aunt Brenda is trying to be better than you, for some reason."
Harold sighs. "I cannot believe I am about to say this, but if Aunt Brenda shows up to the next one and she hasn't learned anything, then we are leaving." They then see Luna and she carries her sleeping brother. "Did something happen while we were gone?"
Clyde then asks. "How are the cats?"
Luna then explains. "Cats are in bed, and fast asleep. Linc here just fell asleep after we sang the kitties to sleep. All is well, and we went with what the book says, and also we cooked some fish dinner for the cats."
"That's good to know, and also here." Howard hands Luna 40 dollars. "For your troubles."
Luna smiles and accepts this. "Thanks guys." she plans to split it with her brother.
"Do you need a ride home?" asked Harold.
"No need" replied Luna. "Mom is coming to pick us up, goodnight McBride's." Luna then leaves the house carrying her snoozing brother, and she can hear Michelle's car is outside.
The McBride's then go to the kitchen and Harold still looks miffed. But then he realizes. "Wait, we didn't bother to ask if Luna wanted to bring home some of the potato salad!"
They look out the window and see the Red Ferrari leaves, and Howard speaks. "We can always donate these to the needy, when tomorrow comes." Harold wants to yell in anger, to speak about how he hated this family reunion, but Clyde and Howard stop him! Dude, the cats are sleeping!
A/N: There you have it, totally different and based off the episode called "The Purr-Fect gig" and thank you "Marvelomac1010." I hope that you all enjoyed reading this newly posted chapter guys.
Date made: 9/12/22.