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Adventures in Sewer Tubing!
It was hard to believe 'April' was the same human who had screamed out her name while jumping from the tenth ledge in Draxum's lab against them. If Draxum didn't trust Huggin and Muggin to handle her or have him face his brothers. Then he could've killed her. But right now she and the Agent which they had named Mayhem were sitting with Klunk on the couch.
She was playing with Mayhem and the two were talking. Klunk was even getting pets from her. April seemed much more, sweet and gentle here. But Attila couldn't bring himself to introduce himself. Maybe he shouldn't anyway he had seen his face in the mirror where Draxum had hit him was starting to bruise and turn the side of his mouth a much deeper color. He wished he could cover it up. But no way without the cloaking device, he was also, never taught some spells to help with that. But Mayhem looked stranger than Klunk and she still accepted him and she was her brother's friend so he should try right?
He never got the chance too as she left soon after. Mostly he kept to himself and Klunk and out of the way. There was a knock on the door. It was Raph.
"Hey you okay?" Raph asked.
"Yeah, I'm okay really!" Attila replied putting the injured part of his face in his hand as he lay on his side. "No need to take care of me!" he added a bit nervously.
"Are you sure?" Raph asked worriedly.
"Yeah honest," Attila replied.
"Okay if you need anything, don't be afraid to Holler." Raph replied
"Okay," Attila replied smiling Raph left slowly. It was then he sat up and winced at the pressure that was one his bruise. He sighed and started to pass out. It was then Leo's voice cut in.
"Hey Attila!" he shouted, Attila sat up in bed rapidly and stiffly.
"I haven't done anything today I swear!" he yelped.
"Relax we're going tubing." Leo replied simply.
"Where?" Attila asked flatly.
"You'll see!" Leo said pulling him along. He quickly found out it was the Sewer System itself. He wasn't sure what he was expecting but he went along with it. He had found a two piece orange bathing suit that fit his shell and covered his scars it felt a bit weird but it also felt resistant to water.
"Is April coming?" Attila asked.
"She's at school," Leo replied, "We'll see her later."
"School?" Attila asked quizzically.
"Place human kids go to learn stuff, all kinds of stuff." Leo replied rummaging through a closet.
"Kind of sounds like what Yokai kids do." Attila hummed thoughtfully. "Not me my lessons we're done by Draxum at his lab." He added a bit salty. Leo groaned as he straightened up.
"Donnie text Raph we'll be bit late we've gotta find Tubes." Leo shouted to his brother. He got some kind of grunt from Donnie.
"Tubes are?" Attila asked curiously.
"Big round rubber rings we float on." Leo said as he started going to the garage. He found them finally as Attila looked at them. They were exactly as he said.
"Okay now I gotta see what this tubing is about." Attila muttered in awe at the existence of these things.
X X X
"All alone…." Raph muttered. "Where are my brothers? They said they'd be here!" Raph muttered fearfully as he started intently at his phone watching the icon of Donnie like a hawk. He yelped climbing on the ladder when he saw the signal drop. It was at this moment the other three turtles showed up.
"Donnie did you forget to text Raph we were running late?" Attila asked.
"Oh sweet, naïve, Attila, today is my vacation! Hence!" he said gesturing to purple shorts with a stripe of darker purple around the legs bottoms. "My Board Shorts; the international sign for I am not a useful member of society."
"Those are some powerful shorts…" Attila muttered. "But we weren't gone for that long."
"Oh right, we can't really leave him alone or he'll kinda sorta go savage." Leo hissed a bit nervously.
"Seriously!?" Attila gasped.
"I could've told you that but today's my day off-"Donnie began only to be interrupted by a large splash of Raph falling into the water. Everyone else jumped in as Raph glared at them coming up to the surface.
"What took so long!?" he snapped. "You know Raph gets weird when I'm left alone!"
"We had to find tubes, Leo probably should've texted you instead of Donnie." Attila replied.
"Did you get a tube for you and him?" Leo asked.
"Got em!" Raph replied holding up two large black and white tubes with grooves. Attila gasped in awe as he jumped up on his while Raph placed his down and climbed on.
"It's like a boat!" Attila laughed grinning as he spun around a little bit Leo chuckling at him.
"Where'd you get those?" Donnie asked suspiciously Raph froze he was not going to tell Donnie they were the smallest tires on the Turtle Tank.
"Uhhhh borrowed them from….Splinter?" He muttered.
"Splinter? Who owns nothing but robes, a sinister looking tea pot, a picture of his mother and a shady recently partly exposed past leant you-" Donnie asked suspiciously only for Leo to place Donnie's tube on him and push him into the water.
"Tube time!" Raph cheered as they began floating Attila pulling Donnie along.
"Okay men New York sewers are a dangerous and complex labyrinth-"Attila cut him off excitedly letting his imagination run.
"Full of creatures, pretty sights, games, rides and fun?! THIS IS GONNA BE AMAZING!"
"What no," Donnie replied. "Where do you think we are? Just take every left turn to stay on the lazy river capice?"
"Whatever Donnie, Mad Dogs Ahoy!" Raph declared as they went right down one of the paths. Attila found it relaxing and found some of the lighting peaceful it was nice and quiet and he was enjoying letting his hands float in the water.
"I knew it. Tubing is the perfect ice breaker for brotherly bonding time." Leo replied. "We can relax and-"
"DUNKA-ROO!" Raph suddenly shouted jumping Attila went under he quickly swam out and got back on his tube as the others followed and spat out the water that went into his mouth. Donnie groaned hanging over his purple one.
"Ugghh can't you guys just do a pass with your smelly ball or something?" He groaned giving Raph a side glare.
"Who are you calling smelly?!" he asked pulling out a cone shaped ball with some white lace a red mask and mouth drawn on it. "Lace face has been part of this family longer than you!" Raph said patting it gently before getting ready to throw it. "Now let's run the Midnight Special boys!" he shouted. "Watch and Learn Attila you'll be part of the special too."
"Okay!" Attila declared starry eyed feeling something like joy bubbling inside of him. Raph threw it towards Leo who let it spin up and down his arms.
"Trrrriiiicccckkkk Passsssssing!" He shouted throwing it to Donnie who didn't quite get it and ended up having it bounce off his arms above his head.
"SPORTS!" he yelped with a slight flinch as Raph jumped up and dove for it. He landed in the water than surfaced.
"I got it!" he said being pulled away from the current to the right, "Uh oh."
"Hang on Raph!" Attila shouted as he pulled out his Kurosai to the surprise of his bothers and had the chain stretch and grab Raph he quickly pulled with all his might to bring the Snapper back but he landed in the water behind him. Leo was suddenly launched on Attila's tire while Donnie and their tubes landed on Raph's then Attila and Leo went right.
"Uhh oooohhhh!" Attila yelled as they all got separated down separate slides.
"LEOOOOO, ATTILLLAAAA!" Raph shouted reaching out to Leo who reached back.
"WE WILL FIND YOU!" Leo shouted as something familiar about the gesture flashed in Attila's head but he paid it no mind as they started zipping down faster sliding, slightly to the left in the tunnel more and more onto the wall. Leo was screaming as they zig and zagged down the tunnel. Attila however was laughing harder and harder as they flew a couple of jumps. They then bounced off a bit as they suddenly saw a large waterfall before them.
"BRING IT OOOOOOOONNNNNNNNN!" Attila screamed laughing maniacally as Leo cried out.
"I'M TO PRETTY TO DIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" He screamed as they fell down and hit a large thing of water. Leo immediately surfaced and swam to the cement shore nearby in relief letting his upper body rest as Attila floated up behind him on the tube drunk with fun.
"Let's go again! Let's go again! Let's go again! Let's go again!" he cheered. At least he was having fun but Attila soon realized something.
"Wait, where, is it?!" He said diving in and coming in and out again. "No, No, No, No! MY KUROSAI! It's gone!"
"Why'd you bring it?" Leo asked.
"You don't bring your weapons everywhere with you?" Attila asked.
"No especially not when they can get washed away!" Leo replied. "And get lost like we are…" he said looking around.
"Uh oh," Attila muttered the details of their situation sinking in.
"At least Raph and Donnie are together, so Raph won't go savage. That's a plus." Leo pointed out. "As long as Donnie doesn't ditch him, we'll be fine."
"Do you think we can find our way back?" Attila asked.
"If we climb back up, probably," Leo replied. "Come on there's a probably a ladder somewhere."
As they started walking Attila thought back on what he did a little bit feeling embarrassed. "Hey Leo…uhh sorry about before…that was kind of dumb and embarrassing…"
"What? Relax you were just having fun." Leo assured before playfully nudging him with a grin. "I think there's a little wild side to you huh, huh?" he said playfully leaning into him making Attila giggle. He opened his eyes from shutting them in impulse again to see a nearby ladder.
"Hey!" He said pointing.
"That's our ticket back up!" Leo said as they raced for the ladder and started climbing.
X X X
"LEO, ATTILA!? Where are you!?" Raph shouted screaming up and down tunnels in a large room that had some graffiti on it as Donnie simply stared up at where they fell.
"Well this is annoying today is my day off and now-"Donnie began when Raph cut him off.
"We don't have time for days off! We've gotta find our baby brothers!" Raph cried right in Donnie's ear. The soft shell winced in pain and cleaned out his ear to make sure Raph didn't rupture his ear drum.
"If I were on the clock, I'd suggest we climb back up to where we were before we lost them." Donnie replied.
"That's it! We'll go back up to where we lost them!" Raph declared practically carrying Donnie like a plank of wood as he stiffened out in his older brother's grasp as such with the Snapper rushing to the nearest ladder.
Little did they know they were being watched by Ben and Carl the Sando brothers. "Hey Ben look it's those Red and Purple guys!" Carl said with a sneer.
"Ohohoho two of those turtle jerks! That we hate for reason I can't remember! Let's eat them!" Ben decided randomly and hungrily.
"Lllggggh!" Carl replied. "Do you know how much trouble turtle is to eat?! You gotta crack the shell, you gotta drain the goo! You gotta scoop out the eyeballs so they don't see you eating them! Plus it's not even that much meat! No thanks hard pass!"
"Dude Snapper and Soft Shell are like the best ones to eat! And what if I told you there's a short cut?" Ben asked. "I heard if you scare them they just pop out of their shell!"
"And they just what jump into your belly?" Carl asked.
"Yes!" Ben declared before second guessing himself. "Uh Well actually full disclosure, I don't know. But let's find out!" he said as they snuck away to formulate some kind of plan.
As the two walked Donnie had pulled out a coconut and the drink he brought along with some ice in his battle shell and began slurping the straw. Today's vibes were supposed to be chill. He wasn't going to let this stop him. As he did they were rounding a corner but he suddenly felt something incredibly warm. Sunlight, Donnie gasped happily and sat, himself down under it.
Raph was keeping his eyes peeled and his nose to the ground however he suddenly saw something. "Foot Prints, They went this way Donnie!"
"No answer,"
"Donnie!? DONNIE!" Raph cried realizing he was alone. He tried to follow the foot prints as best as he could but felt his anxiety quickly over taking him. "Don't lose it Raph!" he told himself. "Please," he whispered before letting out a deep exhale to keep walking. But two large brown figures immediately jumped down in front of him laughing sinisterly.
Raph got scared taking a step back slightly, "Sewer Monsters!"
"Yeah we're sewer monsters!" declared one.
"And we're gonna pop you out of that shell and eat you whole from face to toe nails!" Shouted Carl in disguise.
"And you live in our bellies! Alone forever!" a disguised Ben added. Raph felt something snap when he heard this.
"Raph forever….alone?!" he hyperventilated a bit before grunting rapidly the two stopped in confusion to this, muttered he suddenly let out a roar and slammed the two with his arms.
X X X
Attila looked around the dimly lit area he could see signs reading Flood control they were looking for another way up to where they had lost Donnie and Raph. Eventually they had found their way on a bridge that Attila noticed was kind of swingy. It seemed fun he kind of wanted to swing. Draxum wasn't here he wouldn't stop him…NO! They were looking for their brothers.
"Must, resist…stupidity impulse…." Attila told himself as he quickly followed after Leo however he looked back and quickly swung on as much as he could until the bridge broke under him. "AAAHHH!" Attila yelped however Leo had quickly rushed back and grabbed his hand yanking him away from where he was about to fall. Both looked down where the bridge had broken and was now hanging flat against the other side. It was a large drain below.
"Oops…" Attila muttered hanging his head feeling incredibly stupid.
"RAAAAAAARRRRRRRHHHHHHHHH!"
"Did you hear that?!" Leo asked.
"Yeah I did!" Attila muttered. "It sounded like…"
"RAPH HUNT SEWER MONSTERS!" shouted a familiar voice.
"RAPH!" the two shouted together before jumping up and rushing towards the sound. When they got there they saw Raph rapidly and repeatedly slamming with one hand around each leg the Sando brothers like how Hulk slammed Loki in the first Avengers.
"MAKE HIM STOP, I'M NOT AS TOUGH AS I PRETEND TO BE!" Carl cried out in pain and fear.
"Raph, Raph!" Leo shouted, "easy, easy!" he shouted as loudly as he could Raph heard him and stopped as Attila rushed up.
"Raph it us!" Attila shouted.
"Yeah, that's right!" Leo shouted, "Your, bebebeb! Your beh, beh, beh, beh babe Bab bah BABY BROTHERS!" he forced out before wiping his tongue with his hands as Attila held his hands out.
"It's okay Raph; put what's in your hands down." Attila muttered Raph sniffed him and began to do so. "Good, good, now deep breathes in and out." Attila muttered breathing for Raph to copy along as the Sando brothers immediately scrambled up and rushed away running and climbing all over the piping near a sewage pipe.
"NO BEST MEAT IS WORTH THIS!" Ben shouted as a valve spun under his foot then, they had both slipped and fell. And suddenly bursting out covering everyone and Leo's tongue was toilet sludge. Leo let out a groan and cry of disgust and horror as Raph screamed in anger and fear from the sudden burst of sewage.
"RAAAAAPPPPPHHHHHHHH HUUUNNNNNT!" he shrieked as all four hugged their respective brothers in terror.
X X X
Donnie had fallen asleep when suddenly there was a loud sound. He jumped up. "Raph? Leo, Attila?" he asked looked around getting nervous as something began stalking him. It quickly circled around in the shadows Donnie looked around and scoffed. "Very funny guys I get it, you can come out now." He said as he heard a familiar grunting and turned dropping his coconut as he screamed in terror.
A bit later in a lonely part of the sewer a fire began blazing as a lone figure sat by it. "RAPH ALLLOOOOONNNNNEEEEEEEEE!" he screamed out into the surrounding Darkness as Leo stared at his brother unimpressed.
"You haaadd to sit in the sun didn't you?" Leo deadpanned.
"Today was supposed to be a relaxing chill day. But tell me my dear twin have you ever envisioned our demise in such a way?" Donnie asked.
"Honestly? The long lost brother and barbequing villains are a surprise." Leo admitted. "I always thought he'd eat me first."
Raph had wiped mud on his face over his mask like tribal pant. Then he taken a lemon and pulled it half expertly. And walked over to Carl and Ben, "Lemon?" the other asked a bit disappointed as a few drops went into his eyes just as Attila noticed a familiar shape that made him beam. "AAHHH IT BURNS, ITS IN MY EYE STALKS!" he screamed.
"My Kurosai!" he shouted as he made himself fall down and roll towards it managing to get it in his mouth and sit back up with some difficulty before tilting his head and channeling energy into it so the chain and razor ball could sit in his hands and allow him to cut his ropes as Ben screamed out in pain from the juice.
"Dudde! Couldn't you at least have used Rosemary or something!" he groaned as Attila quickly freed Donnie and Leo. However Ben noticed this. "Look hey, look behind you!" He shouted Raph turned and saw the three caked in gunk and freed.
"Escaping…..sewer monsters!?" he asked tilting his head before letting out a roar, grabbing his spear and rushing at them. They quickly ducked and weaved away from Raph's attacks. Raph then threw his spear at Attila who quickly used his Kurosai to break it apart in a counter attack. "SEWER MONSTERS FIGHT BACK MUST SQUASH!" he shouted diving at Attila who jumped over him he roared constantly trying to grab at him.
"Raph I don't want to hurt you!" Attila cried out.
Raph lunged for him again but both Donnie and Leo jumped on him causing Raph to thrash trying to get them off as Leo saw something that gave him an idea.
"Attila, get that valve open!" He shouted pointing behind Attila who looked up and saw it was a flood valve. Immediately he charged up his mystic fire and slashed at the metal it took him a couple of minutes but he had split the pipe in half causing it to fall off and water to gush out and wash them all away.
Attila could've sworn he heard one of the Sando brothers shout something at them as they surfaced again in a familiar area as he let air refill his lungs. "Are we done tubing yet?" he groaned hating to complain.
"Where's Raph!?" Donnie asked as he was suddenly grabbed by his shirt and lifted high. "Found him!" he cried worriedly.
"Clean sewer monsters! STILL SEWER MONSTERS! SAVAGE RAPH DESTROY!" he shouted throwing Donnie who screamed as he crashed into the wall and something fell near Leo's feet.
"Lace face?" Leo asked before grinning. "Guys, I know how we can get our brother back: The Midnight Special!"
"On it!" Attila called ready as Leo threw it he jumped up. "Heads up Leo!" he shouted kicking it towards Leo who repeated the trick from earlier.
"Triiiiccckk Passss!" he shouted passing it to Donnie who repeated the same pass from earlier with a bit more grace.
"Sports!" he shouted.
"No!" Raph shouted before rushing and catching the ball before bursting out into jovial laughter and throwing the ball to the ground. "Yo did you see that!?" he asked excitedly.
"RAPH!" the three shouted hugging him tightly.
"You're back baby!" Leo declared nuzzling him a little.
"Back? Uh oh did I get weird again?" Raph asked nervously.
"Yeah but don't worry we're gonna try harder not to leave you alone in the future!" Leo promised.
"And we learned a valuable lesson about never letting Donnie wear Board Shorts again!" Attila added leaning his head into Raph's happily.
"Excuse you." Donnie muttered irked by that comment.
"Awww, I love you guys!" Raph said touched. "Let's go home for some left over pizza!"
"YEAH!" Attila cheered happily.
"I need to use up a whole bottle of Listerine for the sludge that got in my mouth." Leo added.
X X X
"Well luckily we found this conveniently placed sharp black piece of metal to get us loose." Ben declared holding it up unaware it was stealthily snatched by a girl in a dark navy outfit and red mask and wrappings, she quickly back-flipped away as the two started arguing about where their new lucky charm went.
The girl darted towards a mysterious building where a boy largely built with colored skin in a outfit similar to hers was currently using tools to set up some TVs as one near him was putting in shelves wiping sweat from just under his died purple corn lock Mohawk. "That's the last one finally."
"I have returned!" declared the girl. "WITH A FRAGMENT! And now I am here for everyone's dinner order!" she said holding up the metal.
"Good, good!" said the thin man with the foot tattoo and mystic fire over his head grinning. "With this we are one step closer to our goal. And our new Ally is searching for fragments himself as we speak. But there is still one problem."
"The Night Watcher…" the girl growled. "Soon we will grind his bones to dust!"
"And then we'll grind that dust into molecules!" the shorter boy with purple hair added.
"And then into atoms!" the larger one with thick straight black hair added gripping the drill he was using so it whirred loudly.
"You guys are related somehow I swear." The man sighed at their violent wavelength. "We will deal with him soon enough for now, we need sustenance." He added as everyone stomachs growl. They began to speak about what they wanted as in a room below them was a stand of sorts with bits of metal beginning to make a chest plate.
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