Title: The Banana Game

Author: badly-knitted

Characters: Ryo, Dee

Rating: PG-15

Setting: After the manga.

Summary: Dee is enjoying his banana a little too much for Ryo's comfort.

Written Using: The tw100 prompt 'Banana'

Disclaimer: I don't own FAKE, or the characters. They belong to the wonderful Sanami Matoh.

A/N: This one's a double drabble and a half, 250 words.

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This was just plain embarrassing. Ryo tried hard not to look, but somehow his eyes kept wandering back to Dee of their own volition. He didn't even like bananas, they were too sweet for his tastes, but watching Dee eat one was proving oddly mesmerising. Ryo's pants were starting to feel a little too snug.

Maybe it was because his lover was so obviously enjoying his snack. The way he seemed to almost suck on it as he drew it out of his mouth was practically pornographic and… Oh!

The penny dropped and Ryo blushed furiously. He knew exactly why Dee was eating the banana in that manner. Suddenly annoyed, he kicked his partner hard in the shin beneath their desks, causing the other man's mouth to snap shut around his banana, biting off a large piece of the fruit. Dee had to chew fast and swallow to keep from choking on it.

"Ow! Why'd ya kick me?" he whined as soon as he could speak, glaring across at Ryo.

"Just eat your banana," Ryo hissed at him. "Stop pretending it's my…"

Dee raised an eyebrow and smirked. "Your what, baby?"

"Don't call me baby at work!"

"Don't change the subject."

"D'you want me to kick you again?"

Dee's smirk widened and he teasingly took another bite from his banana, licking his lips lasciviously.

Ryo ducked his head, concentrating on his work in an attempt to hide his blush. Dee was so going to make this up to him tonight!

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The End