Hexside School's Roll of Dishonour
Part 2
A/N: Here we go!
Alador Blight) Your skill in Abomination Magic is of course commendable. You do not need to challenge fellow students in your track to unsanctioned duels in order to prove yourself.
Darius Deamonne) Likewise, your talent for Abomination Magic is remarkable. Likewise, you do not need to accept every challenge Mr Blight makes to you. You will both be on cleaning duty for the remainder of the semester if you destroy one more classroom with your deathmatches.
Eberwolf Hart) While I am unfamiliar with which animals are considered appropriate pets in the human realm, I feel confident in my belief that adult mountain lions are not considered suitable house pets, especially not when children are present. Please refrain from bringing any more predatory beasts onto school grounds.
Edalyn Clawthorne) You may have found it amusing, but I assure you that no-one else was laughing. You will report to detention after school today, where you will spend the evening removing all the giraffe puppets you hung from the roof.
Kikimora Minnow) That younger student did not mean any offence with their remark, and even if they had done, your response was beyond excessive. You need to find other outlets for your anger.
Morton Law) You are to cease and desist your unlicensed potion business at once. You have not yet completed your studies, and are not yet qualified to be administering anything to anyone. Also, you are to apologise to the student who consumed your poorly-brewed 'energy potion' when they wake up from their coma.
Roger Wrath) Just because you can breathe fire, that does not mean you should do so at the drop of a hat. Especially not when you are indoors. You are now banned from entering the greenhouses under any circumstances.
Hello all! I'm Not Scot, and I'm running out of ways to word my usual greeting, so I'll just skip it this time.
Yeah, this is kinda dumb, but I had fun with it. I might have a few more of these in me, but this isn't going to be a long-running thing. I'll be back to writing my usual fare soon enough.
Nothing else to say really, so for now I'll take my leave.
Until next time,
Not Scot.
P.S: If you're an AoT fan, check out those Captain Levi memos I mentioned if you haven't already. There's some pretty funny ones out there.