Hexside School's Roll of Dishonour

Part 3


A/N: Here's some more I thought up earlier.


Alador Blight) I appreciate that circumstances wound up beyond your control past a certain point, but you still have detention for instigating the situation in the first place. Next time, maybe think twice before using your own blood in an abomination experiment.

Darius Deamonne) When faced with a situation where a sentient, malevolent abomination construct is attempting to usurp its creator and rampage throughout the school, the correct response is not to start taking bets on who will win. Return the money you made with expedience.

Eberwolf Hart) While your solution was inspired, I must once again remind you of the ban on large apex predators on school grounds. That being said, on this occasion I am willing to overlook the infraction owing to your actions in dealing with the abomination situation. Now please, remove the Komodo Dragons from the bathrooms.

Edalyn Clawthorne) Stop encouraging Mr Hart.

Mason Stone) Your attempted fortifications were not appreciated, and in fact wound up causing more injuries. I feel it should go without saying, but spiked floors are never a good idea.

Odalia Omen) Stop predicting grisly deaths to anyone who asks you to look into their future. We both know that Oracle Magic doesn't predict perfectly accurate futures, but the younger students are getting quite unnerved.

Vitimir See) My warning to Mr Law also applies to you. I don't care that you claim to have perfected the formula, you are not to sell your unlicenced potions to fellow students… or anyone else, for that matter.

Roger Wrath) When faced with an approaching threat such as a giant, rampaging abomination, you first action should not be to set it on fire, especially if you are unsure what effect said fire will have on it.


Hello once more! I'm Not Scot, and I am very sleepy.

And when I feel sleepy but can't actually fall asleep, I apparently am able to come up with stuff like this. So here you go, some more nonsense for you all to enjoy!

I'm gonna try and fall asleep again, so for now I shall take my leave.

Until next time,

Not Scot.


P.S: I had to get a bit creative with some of the names. I'm assuming Odalia took Alador's name when they got married, but I guess it could be the other way around…