Hexside School's Roll of Dishonour
Part 4
A/N: Can't sleep again, so here's some more.
Darius Deamonne) Your uniform is exactly that: a uniform. As in, you all wear the same thing so as to be uniform with each other, and identifiable as a member of this school. Elaborate capes and such are not permitted.
Derwin Beck) The school instruments are not to be used as impromptu weapons. The cost of replacing the viola you broke over that boy's head will be sent to your parents.
Edalyn Clawthorne) For the last time, stop encouraging Mr Hart! If he brings any more Earth animals onto the school grounds, I will hold you responsible.
Flora D'splora) Please take down the display you set up in the school cafeteria. While it is impressively well-made, the sight of numerous detailed images of the aftermath of historical battles is not something anyone wishes to see when trying to eat their lunch, especially considering the violent nature of some of those images.
Gilbert Park) While undoubtedly well-intentioned, you attempts at decorating your classroom with plant life from the greenhouses was perhaps not given appropriate consideration. Next time, ask someone to vet your selections to avoid any more loss of limb.
Katya Meow) Losing your notebook was not a serious enough problem to warrant your actions. You will apologise to every student you doused in pureed carrot.
Lilith Clawthorne) I banned those students from making those potions for a reason. Stop trying to bribe them into making you an energy potion. Should you consume one, I will have no sympathy for whatever fate you suffer.
Odalia Omen) In the event that you actually do see a future involving horrible doom befalling any of your fellow students, the correct course of action is to inform your teacher and let them deal with the situation. You should not, under any circumstances, begin planning a funeral for them.
Perry Porter) You are no longer permitted to act as the commentator at any school event, owing to the riot you sparked between our team and the St. Epiderm team with your joke about 'snowy heads'.
Severine Fang) There is no such thing as a 'Tiny Cat Coven', and no, you may not create one.
Hello again again! Not Scot here! Having some trouble sleeping again, so I wrote more of this.
I have no idea of any of this is actually funny. Maybe after I actually manage to sleep and then wake up with a clearer head, I'll realise how bad this is.
Ah well, if any of you found it funny, then that's good enough for me.
Until next time,
Not Scot.