Hexside School's Roll of Dishonour
Part 5
A/N: I present to you even more nonsense. Enjoy!
Adrian Vernworth) I was the one who insisted that you have a co-director to support you in leading the production of the school play. You do not have the authority to 'fire' them, and you will at least consider their suggestions before tossing them out of the auditorium.
Amber Sap) I was being rhetorical. Do not, under any circumstances, attempt to make pigs fly just so you can get out of cleaning duty.
Darius Deamonne) If you have any disagreements with your fellow actors during a rehearsal, please settle them in an appropriate and civilised manner. Teleporting them to the roof and leaving them there overnight is not an appropriate or civilised manner.
Edalyn Clawthorne) We will not be requiring any pyrotechnics for the school play. Hand over those illegal fireworks and I will not ask you how you managed to acquire them.
Flora D'splora) You commitment to ensuring the historical accuracy of the production is admirable. This does not mean you may actually tar and feather your co-star on stage, especially if they were not aware you would be doing so.
Harvey Field) When looking to present a bouquet of flowers to one's crush, one should take measures to ensure that said flowers are not classified as hazardous materials. Mr Park may have found your gift to be charming, but your fellow classmates did not appreciate being attacked by carnivorous roses.
Hettie Cutburn) 'They signed a waiver' is not an acceptable excuse. You are still not qualified to be performing any surgery on your fellow students.
Kikimora Minnow) Your shrine to Emperor Belos was dismantled by our cleaning staff due to it blocking the corridor. If you absolutely must set one up on school grounds, choose a more suitable location.
Lilith Clawthorne) I warned you.
Mason Stone) Your attempts to 'improve' the architecture of the school are not appreciated. You are to begin dismantling that tower at once.
Morton Law) Yes, you will still be punished for brewing Ms Clawthorne that potion. Just because she begged you to make it does not mean you should have done so. You will also be reimbursing her family for the cost of the damage to their home.
Perry Porter) Stop 'spicing up' the narration for the play by inserting your own commentary on the actors' performances. No, I will not be punishing Mr Blight for gluing you to the wall, you brought that upon yourself.
Raine Whispers) I am aware that your stage fright poses something of an obstacle to your performance. However, you should not attempt to solve this issue by magically rendering yourself blind and deaf, especially if you are not sure you can reverse the process without help.
Roger Wrath) We use prop weapons in our school plays for a reason. Please refrain from bringing functional crossbows to rehearsals.
Hello everyone! Not Scot here! Still can't sleep, so here's some more of this.
I'm so, so tired, but I just can't fall asleep. Oh well, at least my sleep-deprived brain is still able to spit this out.
Nothing much else to say, so I guess I'll just take my leave.
Until next time,
Not Scot.