Hexside School's Roll of Dishonour
Part 6
A/N: I finally fell asleep! Yay! And then, when I woke up, I thought up more of these, so here you go.
Alador Blight) I know Miss Clawthorne was the one who gave you those fireworks, but you should have given them to me straight away instead of attempting to dispose of them yourself.
Eberwolf Hart) Mr Deamonne will be fine. You do not need to avenge him by siccing a swarm of Vampire Crows on Mr Blight. The numerous self-inflicted burns are already punishment enough.
Edalyn Clawthorne) No, you were not trying to help Mr Blight. He does not need your help blowing himself up, he manages that quite fine on his own.
Katya Meow) Stop writing fanfic about your fellow students and then leaving it to be found by them.
Kikimora Minnow) Ms D'splora was not being serious. Please stop trying to start overly-elaborate dance rituals in the middle of class in order to honour the Titan.
Mason Stone) When I asked you to dismantle your tower, I did not mean you should do so with high explosives. One large detonation on school grounds is already more than enough for one day.
Odalia Omen) Stop pretending to be other pupils' conscience by means of telepathically urging them to give you offerings.
Raine Whispers) Miss Clawthorne is perfectly capable of defending herself. You do not need to compel her would-be bullies to dance against their will as a form of deterrent.
Severine Fang) It appears that your request to form a Tiny Cat Coven has been approved for reasons I cannot comprehend. You no longer need to hang those banners over every doorway.
Hello all! I'm Not Scot, and I am feeling a lot better after finally getting a few hours proper sleep!
I think it's the heat. This is somehow an even more unbearably hot summer than last year was. Curse the fossil fuel companies I guess.
Well, I'm gonna go drink a pint of ice water, so for now I'll take my leave.
Until next time,
Not Scot.