Hexside School's Roll of Dishonour

Part 8

A/N: I got bored and decided to do some more of these.

Alador Blight) No, you may not advertise for an assistant to help you test your jetpack. Nor may you test it yourself, at least not on school grounds. The caretaker is getting rather tired of having to clean up the debris you leave in your wake every time you test some new contraption of yours.

Amber Sap) Yes, you may use any instrument you wish as your means of channelling your Bard Magic, provided you are able to carry said instrument yourself. A full-size grand piano is not the best option unless you are willing to foot the bill for transporting it.

Darius Deamonne) 'They ruined my new shoes' is not an acceptable excuse for what you did. Get them down from the ceiling at once.

Eberwolf Hart) Following our previous discussion, I would like to remind you that you are to steer clear of the paddocks for the time being. I am in no hurry to see a repeat of events play out here.

Edalyn Clawthorne) I know it was you. Return my furniture at once.

Gilbert Park) If you absolutely must surprise your boyfriend with edible treats, please make sure you remember where you left them. We do not need another infestation of Rat-Roaches.

Hettie Cutburn) You should not take pride in the fact that our younger students flee in terror whenever you enter the room.

Lilith Clawthorne) If you are aware of the whereabouts of my furniture, please inform me as soon as you are able. Also, you really need to stop covering for your sister.

Morton Law) When a potion-brewing mishap occurs, you should deal with it promptly and inform a member of staff right away by means of finding them and telling them personally. The note you slipped underneath my door did not adequately convey the seriousness of the situation, considering the fact that the liquid was in the process of melting through every floor of the building.

Perry Porter) I don't care that they asked you to do so. Stop following that group of students around and narrating everything they do.

Roger Wrath) When another student insults your intelligence, you should not respond by cutting their desk in half.

Hello once again to all my readers! I'm Not Scot, and I guess this is becoming a series now.

Thanks to everyone who has favourited this silly little thing of mine. I'm glad I was able to make some of you laugh.

I still have some more ideas floating about in my brain right now, so another chapter may be on the way in the next hour or so.

Until then though, I shall take my leave.

Until next time,

Not Scot.