Hexside School's Roll of Dishonour

Part 9

A/N: I'm having way too much fun with this.

NOTICE TO ALL STUDENTS: Coven Head Terra Snapdragon will be visiting next week to lead a special class for select students. Those of you who have received invites are required to attend, no exceptions. Those of you who have not received invites are not to attend school that day, for your own good.

Adrian Vernworth) The above statement applies to you especially, Mr Vernworth. Trust me, you don't want to be here that day. You are not to disguise yourself with illusion magic to take another student's place, no matter how much they plead with you to do so.

Alador Blight) Nice try, but that Abomination clone was not convincing enough.

Amber Sap) I do not require theme music. Stop playing ominous melodies whenever I enter the room.

Darius Deamonne) It may not have actually been him, but given that you still attempted to cut Alador's clone in half for the imagined crime of ignoring you, you will still be receiving detention.

Derwin Beck) Your request to hold a 'Battle of the Bands' has been denied. You need more than one signature on any petition. No, your own signature fifty times in a row does not count.

Eberwolf Hart) You are not to order any beasts to devour any fellow classmates. Not even if they ask you to do so.

Edalyn Clawthorne) This is not up for discussion. If I have to go, then so do you. And please, I beg of you, don't do anything foolish.

Flora D'splora) For the love of all that is good and decent, do not ask Head Witch Snapdragon if she remembers the Deadwardian Era unless you wish to suffer a terrible fate.

Harvey Field) No, you may not convert the school field into a vineyard. Remove those fences you erected.

Hettie Cutburn) Stop making scalpels follow students around everywhere they go. It only takes one person to slip and fall for this to go too far.

Katya Meow) When asked where your desk partner has gone, 'I sacrificed her' is not the appropriate response. Just inform the teacher she had to use the bathroom.

Kikimora Minnow) Yes, you are on the list for the special class next week. No, you may not bring a 'plus one'. This is not something you should be excited for, trust me.

Lilith Clawthorne) Unfortunately, I can indeed confirm that your sister was not exaggerating. You're still attending though. Inflicting injury upon yourself will not prevent you from being here, so just save yourself the pain and stop trying to convince the gryphons to attack you.

Mason Stone) We have no need for a moat. Fill in the ditch you dug and dispose of the piranhas safely.

Morton Law) There is no need to recite the entire 'Toil and Trouble' rhyme every time you make a new potion. Yes, it is impressive you have the whole thing memorised. We are still sick of hearing it.

Odalia Omen) I refuse to accept your explanation for what occurred. You are to make peace with that other girl and not let anything like this happen again.

Perry Porter) I am willing to overlook your latest infraction if you are willing to install one of those cameras in my office for free.

Raine Whispers) You are to cease and desist any and all attempts to render yourself incapacitated, indisposed or otherwise incapable of attending next week's class. I have sympathy for you, but we're all in this together, and I think we can all agree that we don't want to find out how Head Witch Snapdragon would respond to you snubbing her.

Vitimir See) 'Step one: Summon Yog Soggoth' is something I hope to never hear anyone say ever again.

Roger Wrath) Miss Clawthorne is not interested. I suggest you move on before this gets ugly.

Hello again! Not Scot here, back with more insights into the daily goings-on at Hexside.

I wanted to try weaving a bit of story into this one, which I really found fun to do. I think I'll mix it up a bit, have some tell a bigger story in the background while others remain just one-shot jokes.

Leave a review if you feel so inclined, and for now I shall take my leave.

Until next time,

Not Scot.