Hexside School's Roll of Dishonour
Part 10
A/N: I reckon I've got at least a few more of these in me.
Alador Blight) 'It seemed like a good idea at the time' is not an adequate explanation for why you felt the need to create an Abomination in the form of a dragon, then order it to fight you as a means of testing your skills. The collateral damage you caused will take weeks to repair.
Darius Deamonne) Imbuing Mr Blight's poorly-thought-out creation with the ability to breathe fire without informing him was perhaps the single stupidest decision you have yet made. I hope the fact that it burnt off all your hair will serve as a lesson to you.
Eberwolf Hart) I understand that you were just trying to help, but the next time Miss Clawthorne's curse acts up, just leave it to the staff to deal with. It is now quite apparent that your particular brand of Beast-speaking magic only makes the Owl Beast angrier.
Edalyn Clawthorne) If you feel your curse is beginning to act up, inform a member of staff at once so we can isolate you until you recover. Don't just lock yourself in an empty classroom and hope no-one stumbles across you.
Gilbert Park) I already informed Mr Field that his Vineyard was not approved. What made you think I would approve your suggestion for an orchard of blood apples?
Lilith Clawthorne) I am aware that your new responsibilities as a member of the Emperor's Coven leave you with very little time to rest, so I am therefore allowing you to attend Hexside on a reduced timetable. Therefore, you have no more need for those 'Sleep-is-for-the-dead' potions, and are to hand them all over at once.
Mason Stone) When I said, 'dispose of the piranhas safely', I did not mean you should release them into the swimming pool.
Morton Law) I understand you and Miss Clawthorne have been working on a potion that could help her to manage her condition. In this instance, I am happy to rescind my previous ban on you brewing potions for your classmates, provided you keep your instructor informed of your progress. That does not mean you may now resume your other potion-selling enterprises.
Hello once again folks! I'm Not Scot.
A shorter compilation this time around, and one that mentions Eda's curse as well. So, all-in-all, perhaps not as funny as the others were. Next time, I'll be sure to return to the funnies.
For now though, I shall take my leave.
Until next time,
Not Scot.