Hexside School's Roll of Dishonour
Part 12
A/N: Inspiration struck, so here's a few more.
Amber Sap) When our healer is advising you on how to avoid sustaining additional injuries, you should not yell 'you're not my mom!' and storm off slamming the door behind you, especially when you only have one functioning leg.
Darius Deamonne) No matter how many requests you submit, we will not be changing the school uniform to include high-collared jackets.
Derwin Beck) 'A shocking finish' is never supposed to be a literal statement. For summoning that lightning storm while still indoors, you are assigned to a week's worth of cleaning duty. And before you ask, no, you may not animate the mops again to help you. They did not 'help' anything last time.
Eberwolf Hart) Your classmates are not as resistant to venomous bites as you are. Next time you need to bring in a rattle-spider for a presentation, remember to keep the cage locked.
Edalyn Clawthorne) Congratulations on carving your Palisman. Now stop sending him off to rob people.
Gilbert Park) If, at any point in the day, you realise you are wearing an item of clothing that is not your own, just go about your day as normal. You all wear more or less the same thing, so no-one will notice unless you draw attention to the fact. Loudly yelling 'This is Harvey's top!' in the middle of lunch before running out the room was not a tactful way of dealing with your mistake.
Harvey Field) Mass amnesia spells are outlawed for a very good reason. It is fortunate that your attempt at casting it failed. As soon as you are able to remember who you are, you may return to your classes.
Katya Meow) Following your disastrous attempts at running your creative writing club, you are forbidden from being in charge of any clubs ever again. I have no idea how poetry discussions wound up resulting in the entire east wing of the school being encased in ice.
Morton Law) If you should ever find yourself in possession of a potion of unknown origin or effect, common sense dictates that you not attempt to find out what it does by drinking it. The healers inform me that your teeth should stop growing in about four days, so until then, you are to stay at home so you can file them down yourself.
Perry Porter) I don't know who taught you that voice-amplification spell, but they clearly didn't teach you to cast it properly. Until you are able to stop destroying every window in the school with the slightest whisper, you are forbidden from speaking a word to anyone.
Raine Whispers) If you absolutely must whistle a tune to yourself as you walk down the hallway, make sure you aren't accidentally weaving any magic into the melody. While it was admittedly quite amusing to see the entire student population be compelled to follow behind you, they all wound up late to their classes as a result.
Vitimir See) Label all your potions, and don't leave them lying around for people to find.
Roger Wrath) To my knowledge, the Slitherbeast is classified as an endangered creature. You are not to attempt to find it and wrestle with it. Besides, even if it wasn't endangered it would still be a bad idea. You won't win.
Hello again! I'm Not Scot, and I bring you more happenings from Hexside!
... I guess I don't have much else to say at the moment, so for now I'll take my leave.
Until next time,
Not Scot.