Hexside School's Roll of Dishonour
Part 13
A/N: Yeah, I think I'm starting to run out of ideas now...
NOTICE TO ALL STUDENTS: The rest of the club fair week has been cancelled, and you have only yourselves to blame.
Adrian Vernworth) When getting heckled by someone in a crowd, you should not respond by conjuring an illusory Grim Reaper to chase them away.
Alador Blight) Your Engineering Club stall was a health hazard to all who approached it. I feel this should go without saying, but if a machine is smoking when it is not specifically designed to do so, you should really be telling people to run.
Darius Deamonne) Sabotage of other clubs is not permitted, especially when said sabotage involves any sort of hazardous liquids. Yes, Abomination goo is technically classified as a hazardous substance. That's why we keep it in cauldrons when not in use.
Derwin Beck) There really was no need for that sort of behaviour. Think about what you did, then go apologise to that Coven Guard you lit on fire. You're lucky they decided not to press charges.
Eberwolf Hart) For future reference, I highly recommend that when attempting to convince people to give Beast-keeping a try, start small. Going straight to demonstrating how to summon a giant scorpion larger than some buildings is liable to drive most people away screaming and pleading for their lives.
Edalyn Clawthorne) I would never, ever, ever permit you to set up a 'How to break the law and get away with it' club. I was well within my rights to blow your stall up.
Flora D'splora) Understand that not everyone is as passionate about history as you are, and accept that not everyone will take to the subject like you do. If no-one wants to join your History club, you are not to force people to join via hypnosis.
Harvey Field) The carnivorous plants are kept under strict lock-and-key for this exact reason. You will be the one to explain to the families of those children why their young ones are now deathly afraid of flowers.
Hettie Cutburn) I don't care how impressive it was. You will restore that student's hands to the ends of his arms as soon as possible.
Katya Meow) Yes, my ban on you running any clubs still stands. We still haven't thawed out the second-floor bathroom yet thanks to you.
Kikimora Minnow) Your stall for the Emperor Appreciation Club was disturbing to look at.
Lilith Clawthorne) Effective though it may have been, your method of recruiting new players for the Grudgeby team by means of kidnapping them and trapping them in orbs until they agree to join is not to be repeated.
Mason Stone) Your stall was undoubtedly the most elaborate one present on the day, but it is still a stall. As in, temporary. Take it down so we can get into the building without having to climb up the walls.
Morton Law) I am sorry, but we can only have one Potions Club running at a time. You will have to join Mr See's club and discuss with him what you want. Pouring Spiderweb Potion all over my desk is not going to make me change my mind.
Odalia Omen) You must open up your Business Planning Club to other members besides yourself and Mr Blight. I doubt anyone will want to join anyway, so you don't really have anything to worry about, but we have to at least pretend you're being fair.
Perry Porter) For Titan's sake, when something is going wrong right in front of you, do something! Don't just stand there and describe the situation to everyone else.
Raine Whispers) I had thought you were more sensible than this. I was mistaken. Miss Clawthorne does not need any further encouragement. Stop agreeing to her ideas.
Severine Fang) I told you to get rid of those jaguars! Do you have any idea how many people your tiny cats have now mauled?
Steve Tholomule) Never accept any offer from Mr Blight to 'improve' your motorcycle, unless you wish to wind up smeared across the ground when his additions inevitably malfunction.
Vitimir See) Against my better judgement, I hereby appoint you President of the Potions Club, and Mr Law as your second. Now please, never brew that particular potion again. You know full well which one I'm talking about.
Roger Wrath) Stop heckling other students at these events just so you can get a good fight.
Hello there! I'm Not Scot, and I think I'm gonna be finished with this soon.
I'll probably have one more instalment ready to go in the next week or so, but after that I think this will be done.
For the moment though, I shall take my leave.
Until next time,
Not Scot.