When arriving in spittoon Jack turned to Yang and Ruby, "What were you step, and avoid pretty mouthers!" he said opening the doors. As soon as she was out a Red neck pointed to Ruby, "You's pretty." It was a country guy missing teeth in overalls. Ruby instantly locked herself back inside, with her sister.
Danny heard his aunt attack his father, and Maddie trying to find Blake and the Gowrow, So Danny was on his own. "Jazz had her special classes as a reason to pass lucky her." he said heading behind a tree and transforming into Danny phantom.
he then followed Funny roars and hisses and screams of terror through the woods into it, To see Blake up a tree the monster jumping around hissing slashing at the tree, So with a hand out our ghost fired an Ecto blast knocking it back, "gee your out of context, A monster not a grimm or ghost,"
The thing jumped up going'"YEYEYEYEYEYEYYEGEHEGEGFFEEEEEEEEE" Charging on all fours as Blake was shaking and pissing as she was seeing a monster vs a ghost. Danny went ghostly tail mode and Flow forward at it trying to Phase through it to overshadow. He was knocked out, " No mind to control and despite being a baby can tank an Ecto blast." he summoned ice to the area to cube trap it.
The cube was shattered by the monster moving and yelling "FEEEFEEEEGEEEEEWEEEWEEEEEE!" Charging forward jumping only to fly through Danny.
Our phantom turned his head not his body to say, "yeah Stupid and not cold blooded despite being a lizard." he rotated his body to correct as he said, "Gee you are funky freaky monster." he said flying forward to open plam strike it's head to shock it making it yell " YAYAYAYAYAYYAHAHAHAHAHAFIEHFOIEHOGHEOGHE!"
Danny hovered back watching it still standing swinging it's claws around stupidly and hopping form one foot to another. "... Dam how tough are you? Well it's red neck dumb and strong!" he said summoning a chain of ice tipped with a ball and spike, A flail he swung to smack it upside the head yet the thing didn't fall, despite spikes in it's head, "Okay that spike is going through your head meaning the brain isn't there, at least not all the way." The thing charged only for the weapon to still be stuck in it's head so danny formed his legs and smacked the thing around into ground tree, rock and ground over and over.
Blake was shaking and shivering in horror the monster still not dead. Danny sighed just growing the spikes to rip the still living monster apart to end this, " The fuck is with This thing." he then flow up to the Cat hovering his neon Green unnatural eyes looking into her golden cat eyes. She was shaking as he said, "I can smell your piss and through that your Fear." Blake fainted right into the ghost's arms.
Later on Blake jumped up changed into a white shirt and short shorts, Yang was looking at her, "As we didn't loan you panties you keep those shorts." She panted grabbing them, When Danny walked in Yang said, "relax Kitten My boyfriend was outside when we clean and changed the kitten's pissy wissy pussy wussy." She pinched her partner's check.
Blake's eyes widened heart broken by the news, then Danny said, "So let's cut to the next bomb shell." Ruby had scroll out to record it, Blake was about to ask but she saw the rings. White light her eyes widening as Danny went ghost and she screamed. "ZOMBIE!"
The three looked at her Blake jumped looking at Yang, "You are dating a got dam Zombie! he's living and dead he's ass is a zombie! Zombie zombie zombie!" she jumped hiding behind them.
Ruby held hand up, "Wow Blake The term is halfa, I know Vlad gives them bad names, but please be racially sensitive."
blake stared wide eyed pointing at her, "YOU LITTLE BITCH!" She called at having that thrown in her face, "MY PEOPLE ARE STILL LIVING BREATHING THINGS NOT HALF LIVING BREATHING THINGS!"
Yang's eyes went red as she grabbed her partner by the head, "Call My boyfriend a thing again, I dare you, see this is why we haven't told most people, We are welcoming you, And will explain so stop freaking out and insult Danny again then well, how would you like to see the ghost zone."
Ruby popped up, "That's where ghosts live, our mom is there, would you like to go meet our mommies ghost in the after life?his parents have protal and cool spaceship thingy for traveling. it's really cool, Maybe we can see the ghost dog Cujo or the far frozen, or even Danny's lair. All ghosts have lairs don't you know." Blake stared between them feeling like she is in crazy town.
After explaining there was a lock and Ruby put shush Finger to her lip, Jack opened door gagging as he said, "Oh the things I do." he got in opening door to bath room and throwing up. Danny sighed, "he finally did it, the crazy bastard did it, plan Z."
Maddie had her sister in a headlock, Blake then had to have that explained to her. Ruby spoke up, "Danny's aunt is a horrible man hating lady, he hates coming to see her, She only screams at her sister to get divorced. Plan Z to be rid of her was to trip her so she fell on top of him and lipped him so Maddie walked in and would attack and finally see her sister as the horrible person she truly is by shocking her out of her child hood image of her. Can't believe he did it."
Jack was green scrubbing his teeth as he said, "Me neither but it needed to be done, Now we got cat girl, When My wife is done beating the shit out of her older sister we are high tailing it out of Banjo town before a state fair breaks out."
A few days later Blake was shaking in her ghost hunting outfit, Black body suit, black boots, black sash, Black scarf black gloves, Black blank mask. Black harness holding two glowing Fenton Katans. She was on a roof, She was going with the code name Ninja cat, While slashing her swords at Yang who blocked with her gauntlets. Yang kept it up saying, "Really Lady you would take to Anime it's mostly about cat girls and shit like that."
Blake growled slashing only to be blocked as Yang continued, "Gee giving me the cold shoulder, what did I do?"
The cat girl jumped back, "BROKE MY HEART! I WAS CRUSHING ON YOU! THEN YOU HAVE BOYFRIEND WAS THAT ALL A LIE, WHERE YOU BISEXUAL AND MY PAST HORRIBLE RELATIONSHIP WITH AN ABUSIVE BOYFRIEND SCREW ME OVER AS I DID NOT MAKE A MOVE?"
Yang held her head before saying, "I am bisexual, Also either, when you went to the dance with Sun, I figured you were straight or at the very least dating him seriously and I backed off. So the problem here is you expected someone to ask you out while dating someone else. I mean poor communication kills. "
Blake put swords up, making an x on her back, "Okay then, I can accept I was too far in the closet for my own good, with dating boy while wanting to date a girl, and I should have just asked you out. That's on me, I accept it. How ever YOU AREN'T EVEN DATING A LIVING PERSON! WELL NOT COMPLETELY LIVING!"
Yang cracked her knuckles, "Wow wow wow, Danny is a good guy, A super hero, since be been mostly ghostly he has been rising his ass saving people form all the freaks unleashed onto the streets." She walked over, "he has stayed good form evil doubles, killer planets, demonically mind controlled friends, Clones stalker enemy, stalker stalker, creepy half naked ladies, living machine men ghosts, evil lord of the dead who he dethroned for the record, and now the Grim. I saw the hero." she had hand on her hip, "I saw the soul inside and liked him. So yes we went out, and became strong, So go cry with Sam another girl w ho lost her chance as she didn't make the first move maybe she's bi and you two can be Bisexual kitten girlfriends. That would be cute as hell now that I think about it, Total kawaii Town USA. I can picturing it purs and kisses cuddles and snuggles." she said red under her mask in Otaku land.
Blake pointed and said, "Weeb! Weeb weeeb!" That's when they heard roaring and saw a manticore Grimm roaring at them. it swung it's claws wings flapping Making Blake uses her semblance to avoid and distract the claws, So Yang could charge and land a megaton punch to kill it. The cat panted, "Okay we are attracting Grimm, Look I admit I messed up and I am judging Danny based on what he is not who he is, So I am what I hate. I am wrong I admit it. Just keep away so I can heal." she said jumping off running away.
Yang sighed saying, "so things get rocky and she runs, I would never date someone like that." We all know that's not the case and that's why it's funny. She headed off. Seeing Valerie as she said, "Oh look who it is the freelancer, hunting innocent doggies again?"
Grey landed on her board, "No she hulk smash, I am Looking for Paulina, Ruby called that she didn't check in while she went out to go hunt a grimm."
Elsewhere Paulina was flipping around avoiding some kind of grimm that was orb tendrils with spikes on them, "cheerleader vs tentecle monster the eternal battle!" she stated weaponless as her throw strike got them knocked away. So all she could do was avoid it in this alley way.
till our cat landed and stabbed it with her Katana blade. Allowing the cheer leader to go pick up her batons slash staffs, 'Gee thanks Emo cat or what ever, you call yourself. Oh I know that stance, That's the I didn't make the first move so I lost them stance, you can tell form the body langue, Well who ever you lost it's probably for the best, if you didn't love them enough to run after them arms open declaring your feels you probably didn't really love them, and just were attracted to one part of them." ironic but point was being made here.
Blake sighed turning around saying, "fuck it the air head cheerleader is smarter then me."
Said cheerleader said, "if she didn't have the wrong cat trait I would say she was that Loser Sam."
to be continued.
