In a Superhuman Society

by Stonecreek

A world with quirks means its people are wind up rather quirky. Whether heroes, villains, or somewhere in-between, every BnHA character deserves to have their story told. These are but tiny 100-word snippets of their lives, told one a day, every day, in 2023. Newest chapter: Mina Ashido is a vivacious hero in training. She's equally enthusiastic about her classmates' love lives.

159. One-Eyed Green Dragon (USJ villain)

A.N. — There's three USJ villains this month. They all fall on the dates ending in 8. This is because the last of the trio is paired with the hero he fought. This one, though, is just here to get poked fun at. Warning: risqué material ahead.

159. One-Eyed Green Dragon (USJ villain)

One-Eyed Green Dragon was so used to being insulted that it'd become his default reaction to any new adversary, whether it be a fellow criminal or All Might himself. With a name like his, he'd heard every dick joke imaginable. Usually, he just told insult hurlers to choke on a dick. But when faced with the massive, blond, unsmiling form of Japan's No. 1 hero, he was at least able to tone his reflexive response down to calling him an idiot. All Might, for his part, politely waited for the guy to finish speaking before summarily knocking him out.