The scene opens up on an exterior shot of the Loud House on a sunny day; Lincoln leaps out of his room to perform for the viewer.]
Lincoln: "Watch in awe, as The Amazing Lincoln displays his unbelievable yo-yo skills! I shall now "walk the dog"!"
[Charles enters the scene, carrying a leash in his mouth.]
Lincoln: "Not you, Charles. I meant the yo-yo."
[Charles wimpers, and he walks out of the scene; Lincoln does his "walk the dog" trick.]
Lincoln: "I shall now go "AROUND THE WORLD"!"
[Charles enters the scene, carrying a suitcase.]
Lincoln: "Sorry, still talking about the yo-yo."
[Charles whimpers, and he walks out of the scene; Lincoln attempts to do the "around the world" trick, but the yo-yo flies off his finger, ricochets around the hallway, and flies into Lisa and Lily's room, causing a crash.]
Lincoln: [nervous] "The Amazing Lincoln will now take a brief intermission."
[Lincoln and Charles look into the room, and they see that the bottles on Lisa's desk have been broken, with their contents spilled.]
Laney: Lisa, whatever experiment you're doing do you think you can keep it down a - [Laney sees the mess in Lisa's room and gasps] Lincoln! What have you done!?
Lincoln: Uh, I was doing a yo-yo trick and then it smashed right into Lisa and Lily's room! It was an accident, I swear!
Laney: Well accident or not, you need to tell Lisa what happened.
Lincoln: Are you kidding me?! You know what she'll do if she ever finds out?!
Laney: I'm sure it won't be that bad...
[flashes into Lincoln's imagination, where Lisa observes the damage in a dark, stylized environment.]
Lisa: [turning red with anger, with her teeth sharpened.] "You've completely DESTROYED MY LIFE'S WORK! I DESPISE YOU, AND YOU NO LONGER EXIST TO ME!"
[a wall of fire burns in the background behind her, along with a Satanic cultist choir, as the scene flashes back to Lincoln.]
Lincoln: No! She musn't know about this!
Charles: [wimpers]
Lincoln: "Oh, come on, Charles. When did you get a conscience? I've seen you poop on the couch!
Laney: But Lincoln, you can't just walk away from something you've done! Not telling the truth can have dangerous consequences!
Lincoln: You worry too much Lanes. Besides, if I just walks away, what's the worst that can happen?"
[Charles glances at the viewers; Lincoln takes the yo-yo from the damage.]
Lincoln: "I'll just remove the evidence, and they'll be none the wiser."
[Lincoln, Laney and Charles walk out of the room; a drop of one chemical falls into a puddle of another chemical, causing an explosion that raises the roof.]
I was walking to the Loud House when I saw the explosion.
Me: Whoa!
I rush into the Loud House worried.
[transitions to Lisa, who is examining the damage on her desk.]
Laney: Is everything all right?
Lisa: "I am not quite sure. I don't understand what went wrong.
Laney: I wouldn't know...
Me: I saw the explosion and I knew something happened.
Laney: Yeah.
Lisa: Science is a fickle mistress."
[Lori is looking over a hole in the wall causes by the explosion, which leads to the closet in her's and Leni's room; Leni pokes her head through the hole.]
Leni: "Hi, Lori! Have we always had a window in our closet?"
Lori: "Ugh, it's not a window. Lisa's experiment blew a hole in the wall." [notices a picture frame peeking out from the other side.] "What's this?"
[Lori sees that the frame contains a signed photo of Bobby.]
Lori: "'To my bodacious babe'? Leni, why is this picture Bobby hidden on your side of the closet?"
Leni: "Oh, there is it is! That was a surprise present from Bobby for your 88-day-iversary. He asked me to hide it for him, but I forgot where I put it."
Lori: "That anniversary was eight days ago, and Bobby gave me socks! I can't believe this! You're literally seeing Bobby behind my back! You are no longer my sister!"
Lincoln: [walks into the room] "Everything okay after that unexpected and totally random explosion that I know nothing about?"
[Lori shouts in anger, marches out of the room, and slams the door; a coat rack in the closet falls onto Leni, knocking her out; a shelf also tips over, causing several pairs of shoes to fall on her.]
Me: Ooh! Lets get her onto Lisa's bed.
[Leni opens her eyes as she regains consciousness on Lisa's bed; Me, Lincoln, Laney and Lisa are looking down on her.]
Leni: "What happened?"
Lincoln: "A shelf fell on your head."
Laney: You got hit in the head with a lot of shoes.
Me: Are you all right Leni?
Leni: "Of course! Everyone knows that an object falling at a velocity of 9.8 meters per second squared will result in a temporary loss of consciousness."
Laney: Why is Leni talking like Lisa?
Lisa: "I knew that. The question is, how did you?"
Lincoln: "Hey, I saw this in a movie once. I bet getting hit on the head altered Leni's brain and made her smart."
Me: I've seen this before too.
Lisa: "Lincoln, you seem unable to distinguish between scientific fact and preposterous Hollywood schlock."
Leni: "I don't get it."
Lisa: "See? Same old Leni. Can't even understand simple English."
Leni: [walks over to Lisa's chalkboard, which contains a complex equation.] "No, I don't get why you multiplied your "Z" polynomials before solving your non-negative integer exponents."
[Lisa looks over the equation, and gasps loudly as it dawns on her that Leni is right.]
Leni: "Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm off to disprove Newtonian physics. Buh-bye!"
Lisa: [collapses to the floor, crestfallen]" My world no longer makes sense."
Me: Lisa it's not the end of the world for you. You are a great scientist and no matter what you will always be a great scientist.
Lisa: Thank you J.D.
[Charles looks up and growls at Lincoln.]
Lincoln: "Don't you have a couch to poop on?"
[cuts to Lincoln finishing cleaning up the couch.]
Lincoln: "Charles, that was a rhetorical question!"
[Lynn enters the house, screams loudly, and pounds her fist against the wall; she hyperventilates as Lincoln walks up to her.]
Me: Lynn what's the matter?
Lincoln: "What are you so upset about?"
Lynn: "I just got kicked off all my sports teams because I'm failing school!"
Me: What? What happened?
Lincoln: "How could you fail? Doesn't Lisa tutor you?"
Lynn: "She used to, until she dropped out and got a job as a gas station attendant at Flip's Food & Fuel."
Laney & Lincoln: "She WHAT?!"
Me: Why would she drop out like that?
Lynn: "UGH, WITHOUT SPORTS, MY LIFE IS MEANINGLESS!" [kicks her soccer ball hard]
Lola: [walks down the stairs] "I present to you your new "Miss Cute and-" [the ball hits her in the face] "OH, MY NOSE!"
Laney: Lola! (Walks up to her) Are you okay?
[Lola looks into a mirror, and sees that her nose has severely swollen up.]
Lola: [gasps] "How can I be okay?I am a hideous...monster."
Lincoln: "It's not that bad, Lola."
Lola: "MY PAGEANT CAREER IS OVER!"
[Lola runs up the stairs, and she trips and falls on her face when she reaches the top.]
Me: Ooh! That must've hurt bad!
Lola: "OH, MY TEETH!" [cries]
Laney: [Turns to Lincoln] I told you there would be consequences for your actions! See how much trouble you caused!
[Charles looks up at Lincoln, and he shakes his head in disapproval.]
Lincoln: "Fine, I'll fix it."
Me: What did Lincoln do?
Lincoln: I'll explain on the way.
[I fly and Lincoln & Laney rides their bikes over to Flip's Food & Fuel, and we see Lisa wearing a gas station attendant's uniform.]
Lincoln: "Lisa, why are you doing this?"
Lisa: "Flip's the only guy who will hire four-year-olds with no experience."
Lincoln: "No, I mean, why are you doing any of this? Come home. Lynn needs you!"
Lisa: "Why don't you get Miss Smartypants to help her!" [Leni drives up in a purple convertible.] "Speak of the Devil. Regular or unleaded?
Leni: [brandishes a certificate] "Oh, I don't need gas. I just won the Nobel Prize for inventing a car that runs on apple juice."
Laney: Wow, that's impressive.
Lisa: "Of course you did."
Me: That is amazing!
Leni: [hands Lisa a juice box] "Fill 'er up, please."
[Lisa opens up the fuel tank, and squirts the box's contents into it.]
Lincoln: "And then we'll all get in Leni's juicemobile, go home, and forget all this nonsense."
Leni: "Can't! I'm off to Harvard! Au revoir, adios, auf Wiedersehen, and aloha!"
Lisa: "A-HA! "Aloha" means "Hello"!"
Leni: "It also means "Goodbye"!" [speeds off]
Lisa: "Dang it. I used to know that."
[Flip, the owner of the station, opens a window and calls out to Lisa.]
Flip: "Hey, Chatty Cathy, BACK TO WORK!"
Me: No Flip you Cheapskate! She's coming home with us and we're gonna get everything on track again!
Flip: She belongs to me! She will work until I tell her to stop for my money!
Me: We'll see about that! As of right now Lisa's quitting!
[the station's payphone rings; Lincoln answers it, and he hears barking on the other end.]
Lincoln: "Hello? Charles? She's WHAT?! Alright, I'm on my way!"
Laney: Who was that?
Lincoln: That was Charles! Lola's trying to move out!
Laney: WHAT?!
Me: WHAT?!
Laney: How can a dog use a phone?
Me, Lincoln and Laney run back to the Loud House.
[Lincoln enters Lola's room, holding an ice pack.]
Lincoln: "Look who it is, Miss Soon-to-heal."
[Lola, who is trying to stuff a bunch of clothes into a suitcase, turns to Lincoln; she still has her swollen nose, and all but one of her teeth are gone.]
Lola: "WHAT DO YOU WANT?"
Lincoln: "AAAAAHHH!
Me: Jumping Knife Blades!
Lincoln: I mean, you're looking better!"
Lola: [with a lisp] "Oh, nice try, Lincoln, but I am out of here!
Laney: Lola, you're making a big mistake!
Lola: The only mistake I'll ever make is staying here where I'm constantly reminded of my former self!" [looks up, sadly, at old photos of herself.] "My beautiful, beautiful self."
Lincoln: "But...But..."
[Lola struggles to pull her stuffed suitcase, and the handle breaks off, causing her to fall on her face and black both her eyes.]
Lola: "I'll send for this!" [grabs the ice pack, puts it over her eyes, and walks out into the hallway.]
Lincoln: "Lola, wait!"
[Lincoln tries to run for her, but he bumps into a plastic bubble containing Lana.]
Laney: Do I have to ask?
Lana: "Careful guys. You could get seriously injured!"
Me: Lana? What are you doing in a plastic bubble?
Lincoln: "Yeah Lana, what are you doing in there?"
Lana: "I saw what happened to Lola. Life is a fragile thing. I don't want to take any risks."
Laney: But I thought you liked taking risks
Lana: "Not anymore. From now on, I'll stay in here, where it's safe! You know what I'm talkin' about, huh, Geo?"
[Geo rolls by in his hamster ball.]
Lincoln: "Lana, you can't be serious!" [Lana rolls past him] "Lana?!"
[We suddenly hears Luna singing.]
Luna: [singing] "Things have gotten drastic / Now, my sister lives in plastic / Where did it all go wrong?"
Lincoln: "Luna?
Luna: [shows Lincoln a laptop] "Check it, bro. I uploaded a song I wrote about our family going down the Highway to-HELLO! I just got fifty more hits!"
Me: That's rockin' dudeette!
[the ceiling breaks open, and Mick Swagger descends, holding into a rope ladder from a helicopter.]
Luna: [gasps] "Mick Swagger?!"
Me: Mick Swagger! Awesome!
Mick: "Your singing is amazing! You gotta join my tour"! [holds Luna's hand and Laney hugs Luna tight]
Laney: Please don't go! This family is falling apart!
Luna: "Sorry sis, Luna is IN!"
[the rope goes up though the hole in the ceiling, carrying both away.]
Laney: NO!
Luna: [from the helicopter] "SORRY, DUDE!"
[the helicopter flies away]
Me: This is awful. This is getting out of hand really fast!
Laney: Everyone of my sisters are going away... (Tears begin to flow)
Lincoln: Laney? Are you- (Laney looks at Lincoln angrily)
Laney: THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT! (Runs off)
Lincoln: Laney wait! Oh no!
[Lincoln and me go into his room, and he decides to contact Clyde with his walkie-talkie.]
Lincoln: "Clyde, this is Lincoln! Come in! I've got a Code Blue!"
[the screen splits in half to show Clyde's location.]
Clyde: "Code Blue?! You did something wrong and lied about it, and now everything is all messed up?!"
Lincoln: "Affirmative! Can you come over?!"
Clyde: "Negative. I've got a Code Green!"
Lincoln: "You showed up to school in your underwear?"
Clyde: "No, that's Code Orange? Hang on."
[Clyde's is revealed to be skydiving with Lori, and he takes a picture of them with his camera phone; Lincoln gets the picture via text message on his phone, and he jumps up in surprise.]
Lincoln: "SWEET MOTHER OF...What are you doing with Lori?!"
Clyde: "I've been trying to tell you! A Code Green; Lori broke up with Bobby, and I'm the rebound guy!"
Lori: "Happy eight-minute-iversary, Snookie-Booboo-Sugarbear."
[Clyde leans in for a kiss, but Lori deploys her parachute, causing Clyde to kiss a flying bird instead.]
Lincoln: [gags and throws away the walkie-talkie.] "WHAT IS HAPPENING TO MY FAMILY?!"
Me: It's being destroyed that's what.
[Luan shows up, solemn and depressed, and knocks on Lincoln's door.]
Luan: "Knock-knock."
Lincoln: "Who's there?"
Luan: "This is not a joke, Lincoln. Do you know what's going on in the world? Here, take Mr. Coconuts. He just reminds me of all the trees being cut down in the rainforest."
Lincoln: "Wait, Luan, what brought this on?"
Luan: "Well, ever since Luna left, I've had no one to try my jokes out on. So, I've been watching a lot of cable news, and what I've seen is horrific. So, I've decided to become...an ACTIVIST!"
Me: Luan that's crazy!
Lincoln: "Don't be ridiculous! You're a comedian!" [takes out a pie and throws it into his face.] "See? Funny, right?"
[a horde of wild animals stampedes past Lincoln.]
Lincoln: "What the heck was that?!"
Luan: "They're just Lana's pets. I liberated them. And now, I'm off to heal this ticking time bomb we call Earth."
Lincoln: "Wait, Luan, you can't be serious!"
[a monkey appears, spooking Lincoln, and it takes Mr. Coconuts.]
[the monkey and a big snake are in the living room; Lincoln chases Izzy, who hides under the couch.]
Lincoln: "Get back here, Izzy!"
[the snake hisses at him, and hides behind the couch.]
Lincoln: "Izzy, come to Uncle Lincoln!"
Me: And uncle J.D.
News Reporter: [on the TV] "And now, for tonight's top stories. Former rising star Luna Loud was kicked off the Mick Swagger tour for destroying a hotel room."
[the news cut to footage of Luna screaming amidst the wreckage of her hotel room.]
Luna: [in a British accent] "ALL I WANTED WAS A BLEEDING PILLOW MINT!"
Lincoln: "Luna?"
Me: That's like what happened with the band "The Who".
Lincoln: What happened J.D.?
Me: In 1967, The Who trashed their whole Holiday Inn hotel room and were banned for life from it.
Lincoln: That's very similar.
Reporter: "In a related story, former comedian turned activist Luan Loud has chained herself to a giant redwood tree."
[the news cuts to footage of Luan chained to a giant redwood tree, while onlookers record her with their mobile devices.]
Luan: [chanting] "Hey-hey, ho-ho! Keep your hands off, let it grow!"
Me: That is suicide!
Lincoln: "Luan?!"
[Izzy, the snake, and the monkey join him in viewing.]
Reporter: "I'm being told we have breaking news."
Lincoln: "Please don't be one of my sisters!"
[the news cuts to a reporter on the scene at Flip's Food & Fuel, with Lisa drinking a "Flippee" ice drink right next to her.]
Reporter: "Tucker, I'm here at Flip's Food & Fuel, where two unknown bandits have just made off with a carload of beef jerky and a cotton candy machine!"
Lisa: "They're not unknown, they're my sisters." [sips] "Their betrayal hurts more than this brain freeze."
Reporter: "I'm getting word that the bandits are currently leading police on a slow-speed chase!"
[cuts to an army of police cars chasing Lola's kiddie car through the desert; Lola, her face now covered in bandages, is driving, while Lynn is in the passenger seat, eating cotton candy.]
[Lincoln and the animals look on in shock; Izzy, Lincoln, and the monkey take on the familiar "wise monkey" poses.]
Lincoln "WHERE DID IT ALL GO WROOOONG?!"
Me: That's like the 1991 movie "Thelma & Louise"!
Lincoln: What's that about?
Me: It's about these two best friends and they go on a cross-country crime spree. They did horrible crimes and then in the end the police cornered them and they knew that they were gonna go to prison for the rest of their lives and in one last act of desperation they drove off the edge of the Grand Canyon and killed themselves.
Lincoln: (Shocked) WHAT!?
Reporter: "One has to wonder, where did it all go wrong for these girls? And why is a four-year-old working at a gas station?"
[Flip takes hold of the camera.]
Flip: "Interview over! Wait, don't forget to come down to Flip's Food & Fuel, home of the Flippee! Now the interview's over." [puts his hand over the camera.]
Me: What a cheapskate and a selfish skinflint! That's why I'm gonna report him to the Michigan Better Business Bureau.
[Lincoln turns off the TV; Lucy suddenly appears next to us.]
Lucy: "I was watching that."
Lincoln: [screams and jumps up in terror] "Lucy! At least you're still normal!"
[Lucy looks toward Lincoln, and smiles wide to reveal a pair of vampiric fangs as she hisses.]
Lincoln: "D'AAH! NOT NORMAL!"
Me: VAMPIRE!
Lucy: I was bitten by Lana's liberated vampire bat! Greatest! Day! EVER!" [turns into a bat and flies away.]
Me: Lucy's dream is to become a vampire.
We then see Laney by the couch.
Lincoln: Laney! Oh thank goodness you're okay! (Laney began to float up in the air) Not okay!
Me: Whoa!
Lincoln: What happened?
Laney: Well, I ran into Lisa's room to see if Lily's okay. Then I slipped on some of Lisa's Chemicals and the next thing I knew I got superpowers!
Me: That is awesome!
Lincoln: Yeah. What kind of superpowers?
Laney: Mostly flight... (Lifts up the couch)
Me: (Awestruck) Whoa!
Laney: And Super Strength.
Me: Incredible!
Lincoln: How is this possible?!
Laney: You're asking me? After your little accident made all this possible?
Me: Laney you'd better stay with us so we can help you. I would be more than happy to train you.
Laney: I'd like that J.D. I'll stay here.
Lincoln: Thank you Laney and I'm so sorry.
Laney: I know Lincoln.
They hug.
Lincoln: "Nine sisters lost, but there's still one I can save!"
Me: Lets go.
[Me, Lincoln and Laney enters Lisa and Lily's room, and he looks into Lily's crib; he finds that she is not in it.]
Lincoln: "Lily?"
Me: Where is she?
[the roof is lifted up from outside by Lily, who has grown to gargantuan size; she looks down at Lincoln, and she giggles.]
Lincoln: "LILY!"
Me: HOLY SAUSAGE LINKS! SHE'S HUGE!
[Lincoln sees a trail of Lisa's chemicals leading from her desk to the crib.]
Lincoln: "Oh no, Lisa's chemicals! What have I done?!"
Lily: "Mmmm... yum yum!"
[Lily reaches down for Lincoln as he tries to run away; he gets caught, and Lily opens her mouth.]
Lincoln: "DON'T EAT ME, LILY!"
Lincoln screams as Lily lifts him toward her mouth; his open mouth fills the camera, turning the screen black. But then when she was about to eat him, she stopped giving a yip of pain. She then dropped Lincoln and suddenly started shrinking down. Lincoln landed on Lisa's bed relieved but confused of what just happened. He just laid there for a moment collecting himself when Lisa still wearing her gas station attendant's uniform entered carrying Lily who was back to her normal size. Lincoln sits up seeing them.
Lincoln: Lisa! Your back!
Lisa put Lily back in her crib. She then gave Lily a band-aid on her left heel and a lollypop which made her happy. She then showed a makeshift syringe gun.
Me: What made you come back?
Lisa: I heard the ruckus all the way from Flip's and ran over to see what was happening. When I saw that Lily gained the size of a titan, I figured it was because of my chemicals and quickly whipped together an antidote with whatever I could find in the garbage.
Laney: You arrived just in the nick of time Lisa.
Lincoln then ran up and hugged her.
Lincoln: I could not be more grateful.
Lisa: I know. I can't believe I forgot how great I am at science. I should not have let Leni suddenly getting smart get to me. Just cause she pointed out one mistake I made in a formula doesn't mean she became smarter then me. I mean I could make a apple juice car if I wanted.
Lincoln: So you're back to being your old self?
Lisa: (nodded) It's what I really enjoyed. Working for Flip was miserable.
Me: I know. That idiot is a cheapskate and he only cares about no one other than himself.
Lincoln: Also, you don't really need a job at your age.
Laney: Yeah.
Lisa: That too. Of course I'm keeping the uniform. It's surprisingly resistant to corrosive substances and that could be useful.
Later, Me, Laney, Lisa and Lincoln were cleaning up the chemical spill around and on her desk.
Lincoln: Done. Not sure what we will do about the roof being ripped off.
Lisa: I think we can hire someone to fix it. (sigh) If only my experiment didn't explode for some unknown reason.
Lincoln felt guilty and he saw Charles in the doorway shaking his head.
Me: Lincoln I think you'd better come clean.
Lincoln: Yeah. (sigh) Lisa, I gotta come clean. I was the cause.
Lisa: (shocked) What?!
Lincoln: I was playing with my yo-yo, and it got out of control, and it wrecked your experiment, and I'm really, really sorry!
Lisa: Well you should have told me in the first place!
Lincoln: I know. I didn't think it would cause so many chain events to tear our family apart .
Lisa: I would not even have been mad at you to be honest. I would have even hugged you in joy.
Lincoln: (confused) Huh?
Me: (Confused) What?
Lisa: You would have proved my hypothesis. Your recklessness would be the one variable my ridged-controlled experiment sorely needed.
Lincoln: (shocked) Seriously!? That means... I had nothing to worry about if I told the truth in the first place! I could have avoided having my family split apart.
Lincoln was overtaken by guilt and fell to his knees with tears coming out of his eyes. Lisa went up to him and wipes the tears.
Me: Lincoln it's not your fault.
Laney comforted him.
Lisa: It's OK Lincoln. No one would have guessed all this would happen. Sometimes our actions have unforeseen consequences no one can predict. All we can do is learn from them and move on.
Lincoln: (crying) But... how can I live with the guilt that our sisters are...?
Then Lana rolled in screaming as her bubble smashed into a wall in the room. She then threw up in her ball.
Lana: Aw man! Hey! Can you guys help me out of this stupid ball?
Me, Lincoln and Lisa then helped opened the plastic bubble and Lana jumped out wiping the puke off her overalls.
Me: Lana! Are you all right? Boy, you're a mess.
Lincoln: I'm guessing the bubble didn't work out the way you planned.
Lana: Nope! When I wasn't rolling uncontrollably and getting nauseous, It was actually boring in there. I guess I missed the risk in my life. I mean it doesn't matter to me if I do end up like Lola. An ugly mug won't stop me from doing what I enjoy. Speaking of which, I should round up my animals and then get to fixing the roof.
Lana runs out to her room.
Lisa: Well I guess we did find someone to do that.
Laney: We sure did.
Then we hear the front door opening and hear Leni's voice.
Leni: Hello? Anyone still here?
Me, Lincoln, Laney, Lana and Lisa run downstairs to see Leni with her suitcase. She smiled seeing them.
Lincoln: Leni, you're back! But what about Harvard?
Leni: Funny thing is I got hit on the head again by a falling tree branch and suddenly I wasn't smart anymore. Like it just disappeared.
Lisa: (annoyed) That makes even less sense!
Leni: I know, right? Luckily, I'm not back to being a total idiot. I'm at least average intelligence. Also, being a genius was pretty boring. I'd rather stick with fashion.
She then kneels down to Lisa.
Leni: But I wanted to say I'm sorry, Lisa. I didn't mean to mock you for possibly being smarter then you. I guess it was because I realized how you used to mock me for being an idiot and wanted to get you back. It was not right to mock my own sister for any reason.
Lisa: It's OK, Leni. I was wrong to mock you too for being an ignoramus.
Leni smiled and hugged Lisa who hugged back.
Leni: Awww! You're sweet!
She then let's Lisa go and gets up.
Lincoln: Good for the both of you.
Leni: Thanks, Linky!
Me: Welcome back Leni.
Leni: Thank you J.D. Luckily, It wasn't a total loss cause I was able to sell the rights to my apple juice car for lots of money!
Laney: Wow!
Me: Way to go Leni.
Lincoln: How much?
Then Lynn and Lola walked in the door. Lola still had her face heavily bandaged.
Lynn: Enough to pay our bail for starters!
Lincoln was happy to see Lynn and Lola back that he hugged them. But then he let go realizing something.
Lincoln: Wait, didn't you guys just steal snacks? That doesn't seem like an arrestable offense.
Lynn: Well...it's also cause we resisted arrest and assaulted some of the officers with baseball bats. I mean we had nothing to lose at that point.
Lincoln: You still had us.
Lynn: Yeah, we forgot that at the time. We were just running from our issues when we should have stuck with our supportive family. Anyway, we are free now and Leni even has enough money left over to get Lola surgery to fix her face to the way it was.
Me: Let me fix that for you Lola.
I fire a blast of water from my hand and it enveloped Lola in a ball of water and fully healed her.
Lola: What happened?
I form a mirror of water and Lola was shocked.
Lola: I'M BEAUTIFUL AGAIN!
Lola hugged me with joy.
Lola: Thank you J.D.
Me: No problem Lola. Glad to have you both back.
Lincoln: That... Was... AWESOME! J.D. I didn't know you have water powers.
Me: It's one of my many powers.
Lisa: Lynn, I would like to say I'm sorry for abandoning you in your time of need. I can go right back to tutoring you and hopefully get you back on your sporting teams.
Lynn smiled hearing this and hugged Lisa tightly.
Lynn: You will?! Oh, Thank you! Thank you! Thank you, Lisa!
Lisa: (In pain) You're...crushing my epidermis!
Me: Lynn I'll talk this over with the police and get you a clean slate.
Then they see Vanzilla pulled in and out came Lori, Luna and Luan. Lincoln and the others were really happy to see them.
Lincoln: Guys, your back too!
Me: Lori, Luan, Luna! Thank goodness.
Laney: Big sisters!
All three walked up and Lincoln and Laney hugged them tightly.
Lincoln: So Lori, are you still... with Clyde?
Lori: Heavens no! I was literally only dating him to make Bobby jealous. Totally worked! I did let Clyde down gently and at least now he doesn't faint or do the robot thing to me anymore. The nosebleeds however still an issue though. Also, I'm sorry for getting mad at you, Leni. It was Bobby I should have been upset with since he didn't remind you to give me my gift.
Leni smiled and nodded.
Me: Glad you're back Lori.
Lori: Thank you J.D.
Lincoln: Hey Luna! Sorry it didn't work out with Swagger.
Luna: (looking down) Yeah, it was my fault for forgeting you're not supposed to wreck the hotel room until after you're a big star and you're able to pay for the damage. The irony is the pillow mint I raged over just fell off the pillow before I saw it.
We laughed a bit.
Me: (Laughs) Oops!
Luan: Man, I missed hearing you guys laugh.
Me: I missed hearing you laugh too Luan.
Luan: Thank you J.D.
Lincoln: What happened to being an activist, Luan?
Luan: Oh... I didn't know what I was doing. I knew nothing on how to fix the world's suffering. Also, that redwood tree I chained myself to wasn't even being threatened. It was actually in a tree preserve and I was made a laughing stock. Not in the good way I was used to. I think I'll go back to intentionally making people laugh because it's more enjoyable and leave the world's problems to people who know what they're doing.
Me: Good for you Luan.
Lincoln: You will need this then.
Lincoln handed her back Mr. Coconuts.
Luan: Great! Glad to see you again, Mr. Coconuts! (As Mr. Coconuts) Don't you give me that horse radish! You are to never abandon me again with Lincoln! His room smells like old socks!
We all laugh at this. Then Lincoln realized what Mr. Coconuts just said.
Lincoln: Hey!
Me: Sorry Lincoln. It's good to have Luan back and her jokes will always make us laugh. [To Luan] Hey Luan, Why are Tree Huggers bad at playing cards?
Luan: I don't know J.D.
Me: They like to avoid the flush. (Rimshot and Everyone Laughs)
Luan: (Laughs) Good one J.D.
Lincoln: (Laughs) That was a good one.
Laney: It's great that the family is back together.
That night, they all got together in the dining room and had Pizza for dinner. Then Lincoln got everyone's attention.
Lincoln: Everyone, let me just say I'm happy to have you all back and I'm sorry for causing all this crazy stuff to happen. I was so scared of Lisa getting mad that I tried to hide it and the situation got worse and worse as time went on. If I could go back and tell Lisa the truth about what happened to her experiment I could if it meant keeping my family together.
Sisters: Awww!
Lori: We forgive you, Lincoln.
Me: Fear has a really nasty way of causing people to do really strange things.
Laney: Yeah.
Luna: Plus, it wasn't all bad in the end. Even if I'm not with Mick Swagger anymore, I still got noticed by the public and my Eyetube channel is getting popular. I'll just keep making songs on there and become a bigger star that way.
Me: Good for you Luna. Besides you were rockin' today. (Makes the Rock On Hand sign)
Lynn: I know I'll get back to my sports eventually.
Leni: And I'm not stupid! Oh... And I'm rich!
Lynn: Lola I'm so sorry I kicked my soccer ball right into your face.
Lola: It's okay Lynn. (Threatening) But don't do it again or I'll make sure you never play sports again!
Lana: Hopefully when I'm done with the roof, we can put the bad stuff behind us.
Me: Yeah.
Laney: And I now have these awesome superpowers and who knows what else I can do.
Me: Chemical accidents are one of the most prominent causes of people getting superpowers in the comic books.
Laney: That's interesting.
Lincoln: Yeah. So everything is fine for you all? (They nod) That's good to hear.
Then a bat flew down next to Lincoln and suddenly turned into Lucy.
Lucy: You forgot me! (Everyone but me screams and jump in terror as a pipe organ plays)
Lincoln: Oh right! Lucy is still a vampire.
Me: Yeah.
Lori: Seriously?
Lucy: Yes. Thanks to Lana's vampire bat biting me.
Luan: That actually worked?
Me: I was shocked myself.
Lola: Ew! That is really creepy.
Lisa: After today's events, nothing surprises me anymore.
Lincoln: So... How is it going for you, Lucy?
Lucy: Awesome! Even better now that you guys are back.
Me: So how does it feel to be a vampire Lucy?
Lucy: It is awesome!
Lynn: No offense Lucy, but how do we know you won't try to suck our blood while we sleep?
Laney: That's what worries me.
Lucy: You don't need to worry for I would never do that to my own loving family. Also I heard it's a bad idea to drink blood of relatives as they become mindless ghouls or something. I'll find outlets for my need for blood. Of course it is gonna be awkward to explain to our parents when they come home.
Me: Also Lucy we'll find a way to help you avoid getting burned in the Sunlight and we'll minimize the garlic intake around you.
Lucy: Thank you J.D.
Lincoln put a arm around Lucy's shoulder.
Lincoln: Don't worry, Lucy. We got your back.
Me: Yeah.
Lucy: (Smiles) Thanks guys.
Me: Also Lucy I'm gonna stop by at a local blood bank from time to time and get you some fresh blood for you.
Lucy: Thank you J.D.
Lincoln: I can't believe that all this happened.
Me: Yeah. Have you all ever heard of something called the Butterfly Effect?
Everyone but Lisa was shaking their heads.
Me: The Butterfly Effect is a name for The Chaos Theory. When a butterfly flaps its wings over in China, a tornado will destroy a part of Kansas.
Lisa: Exactly. The Butterfly Effect is a dangerous thing. It can spell disaster for a part of the world.
Laney: That's exactly what happened today. We experienced the Butterfly Effect.
Lincoln: And my hiding of the truth is what almost caused my whole family to nearly fall apart.
Me: Yeah. But maybe we all learned a lesson from all of this.
So Me, Lincoln and the sisters enjoyed the pizza that night. Charles sat there in the doorway to the living and nods his head happy that things worked out.
THE END.
Another Fanfiction Complete.
I wanted to do this one for a while but I didn't know how to set it up. The Butterfly Effect was a strange episode. I found it to be a very interesting one and it was really freaky and cool. Kinghammer having Laney getting superpowers because of Lisa's chemicals was awesome. Also Thomperfan loves this episode more than any other episode. I did this to show my support to him. Also I'm sorry I didn't show Laney's powers to everyone earlier. It was a huge secret and more. Laney will have more than just plant powers now and it's gonna be awesome. But let me know what you all think. I'm still working on my Planets VS Evil series but I'm gonna take a break from that for a while.
See you all next time.