Me and Varie are heading over to the Loud House and we saw Lincoln getting Todays mail.

Lincoln: Hey, guys.

Me: Hey Lincoln, Getting todays mail?

Lincoln: Yep.

[Lincoln gets the mail and skims through it until he discovers something in it]

Lincoln: [gasps and runs inside] "Emergency sibling meeting! I call an emergency sibling meeting!"

Me: Whoa! Wait for us!

Me and Varie run inside with him.

[The sisters arrive in Lori and Leni's room slightly annoyed]

Luan: "Come on! I was working on a joke."

[Lori lifts up her shoe and bangs it]

Me and Varie sit on the floor.

Lori: "I hereby call this meeting to order. Lisa, can you read the minutes from the last meeting?"

Lisa: [reading] "Item 1: It was resolved that in the matter of Lily's diaper pail-"

Lincoln: [takes the previous meeting's minutes and crumples it up] "Forget that! We need to discuss..." [takes out what he found in the mail] "...this! It's a love letter, and it's addressed to L. Loud."

[The sisters gasp]

Lana: [coughs] "Oh, dang it. I just swallowed my gum."

[Lori takes the letter out and starts reading it]

Lori: "Dear L. Loud, Day after day, I hope and I pine, I'm too shy to come forward, but I wish you were mine. Signed, your secret admirer?"

Lynn: "W-w-wait! Who's it for? L. Loud could be any one of us."

Me: Just to tell you, Varie, I did not write that letter.

Varie: I know you didn't J.D.

Lori: "Clearly, the letter's for me, and it's from Bobby. I mean, duh, right?"

Luan: "No, not duh! That letter could be for any of us!"

Lincoln: I know it's not from Ronnie Anne. She gives me hugs in person.

[Begin a series of flashback to various times Lori's siblings have come across someone they happen to like. First, Luan is practicing her pantomime at school when a boy mime bumps into her box she's trapped in. The two act it out. Next, Lana is working in a repair garage with a boy mechanic. Lana looks in her toolbox for a wrench, but can't find one. The boy gives her his wrench. Change to Leni at the mall tryng to decide between two matching sweaters, one pink and one purple and having trouble choosing. Chaz clears his throat to get her attention and shows her the sweater with purple and pink stripes, which Leni loves. Cut to Lola performing a baton twirling routine in a pageant. One judge gives it a 9, another gives it an 8, and another gives it another 9. One boy about Lola's age gives it a 10. Lola blushes and smiles. Switch to Lucy attending Embalm Con and looking at the booth for R.I. Pete's Coffins & Urns. Lucy sees and gasps at the sight of such an amazingly crafted coffin. A fellow goth boy admires it with her. Meanwhile, in Ms. Shrinivas's class, Lisa is mixing chemicals which explode. A fellow genius her age squeegees her lenses clean to her gratitude. Next, at the baseball field, Lynn's team and another team are giving their regards for a good game. She stops to see one boy on the opposing team spit in his hand. She spits in her hand and the two of them shake. Now, Luna is rocking out in the cafeteria in school and turns to another guitarist along with a friend of his. Luna's friends throw up the goats as she rocks on. Finally, Lily is taking a nap in her crib when her teddy bear falls on her. She gives it a hug. End flashbacks]

Lily, Lola, Lana, Lynn, Luan, Luna, and Leni: [dreamily sigh]

Lucy: "Sigh...~"

Laney: [Twirls her hair and smiles] You guys are so lucky to have someone special.

Lola: You should know, Laney. [nudges her] Huh? Joey?

[Flashback to Laney in art class with Joey. She dropped her paintbrush and went to pick it up. But Joey picked it up for her. Laney smiles at him and he smiles back. End Flashback]

Laney: [Blushes] What?! No! We're... just friends.

Lana: But we saw you confess that you like him.

Laney: I said like, not love. Those are two relationship sensed words!

Lori: "Needless to say. We all want the letter to be for us. How do we figure out who it's really for?"

Me: We could walk all over town and see who wrote it that way.

Varie: But that would take too long and that would be like trying to find a needle in a haystack. So theres got to be another way.

Me: By the way Lori, how are you in controlling your powers?

Lori: I have them fully mastered thanks to Laney's advice.

Laney: You're welcome, Lori. Now how do we figure it out?

Lucy: "Simple. Since the writer is clearly shy, we each need to send a signal to the person we think who wrote it, letting them know we're interested. Then they'll probably send a second letter, giving us more information."

Me: That's perfect, Lucy.

Lori: [confused] "Um...how do you know all this?"

Lucy: [holds up a book called "Immortal Secrets"] "Vampires send a lot of secret admirer letters. They may be passionate, but they're also painfully insecure."

Varie: Oh yeah. Vampires are very shy too.

Me: They may be dead but they still have feelings.

Lori: "Sending a signal it is!"

Laney: [Thoughts] Could Joey really feel the same way I do? Only one way to be sure...

[At the cemetery at night, the boy Lucy met is sitting on the stone wall]

Silas: "Sigh."

[Lucy suddenly appears right next to him and he slips and falls upon her appearance]

Lucy: "Ah, the futility of life. Am I right, Silas?"

[Silas groans in pain. Cut to the mall where Chaz is putting mannequins in the display window. Leni is acting like a mannequin till Chaz comes to put her on display]

Leni: "Hi."

[Chaz flails and crashes into the mannequins. Leni winks at him. Switch to Ms. Shrinivas's classroom where all the kids are taking their naps. A shadow looms over the boy Lisa likes, and it happens to be Lisa]

Lisa: "Based upon the fluttering of your gorgeous eyelids, you must have had quite a REM cycle." [The boy falls out of his cot in a fright and Lisa winks at him. At Lynn's next game, she throws the ball at the boy she likes who is batting right into his arm and winks at him. At the arcade, the girl Lincoln likes is playing Dance Battle]

[Meanwhile, in Lily's room, Lily crawls up to her teddy bear, winks at and hugs it.]

The next next day at school.

Laney went over to her art class where she meets up with Joey. Laney was determined to go to the next level with the boy.

Laney: [thoughts] Okay, Laney. Remember what Lori said. You got to be subtle. [clears throat]

Laney: [To Joey] So, Joey... uh... Read any good books lately?

Joey: Uh. No. Not lately?

Laney: Well, I've read a great romance novel call "Love Letters". Where the two lovers express their feelings with letters.

Joey: Well, That sounds like a great read.

Laney: Yeah, I'm really fond of the ending. [Got close to Joey] Where the couple finally found each other and kissed.

Joey: [Uncomfortable] Uh... [Laney winks in her left eye]

Laney: [whispers] You can't tell but I'm winking. [Joey looks to the viewers confused and then walks away] Was I too subtle?

[The next meeting]

Lori: "Meeting called to order."

Lisa: "I'll begin with the minutes from the last meeting." [reads them] "Item 1: No one would let me read the minutes from the previous meeting, so-"

Lola: [snatches the minutes] "And we still won't!" [crumples them up and tosses them aside] "Now, did everyone send their signals?"

Lori: "I texted Bobby a series of romantic emojis."

Me: Great.

Luan: "Yep! I toot-ally sent mine to Benny."

[Flashback to Luan and Benny rehearsing for a school play. She slips a whoopee cushion onto his throne which he sits on. He blushes and gives Luan an embarrassed grin and she gives him a wink. End flashback]

Me and Varie laugh at Luan's joke.

Lola: "I let Winston know the score."

[Flashback to the playground where Winston goes down the slide, but botches the dismount. Lola gives him a 10 nonetheless and winks to him. End flashback]

Lana: [wiping her hands] "And I let Skippy know I'm game by souping up his ride."

[Flashback to Skippy riding his bike which now has turbo engines on it down a hill while screaming for his life. Lana winks as he goes by. End flashback]

Me: You put turbo jet engines on Skippy's bike? Lana, that's crazy!

Laney: I don't think that was much of a signal. More like a restraining order waiting to happen.

Varie: I agree.

Lori: Laney? Any Luck with Joey?

Laney: I don't know. Was I too clingy when I mentioned romance novels him?

Varie: I don't know.

Lori: "Good work, everyone. Now, we just have to wait for-"

[Enter Luna with the next letter]

Luna: "Dudes! The second letter! You called it, Luce Change!"

[Lucy shrugs off what Luna called her. Lori opens it up and finds a rose falling out of it in slow motion. Her siblings gasp]

Lana: [coughs] "Dang it, I swallowed my gum again!"

Lori: "Okay." [reads the letter] "Roses are red, they brighten our town, like your sweet smile, and your hair, which is..." [beat; upset] "...brown?"

[The brunettes are surprised while the others are disappointed]

Laney: The romance novels worked!

Leni, Lucy, Lola, and Lana: "Aw, dang it!"

Lily: [just as upset] "Ah, poo-poo."

Lori: [angrily texting] "I have some different emojis for Bobby now!"

Me: No sweat, there's still plenty of other fish in the sea. Metaphorically speaking of course.

Varie: I know what you mean, Honey.

Lincoln: "So, the secret admirer contest is down to Luna, Luan, Lynn, and Lisa."

[Luan, Lynn and Lisa cheer, but Luna doesn't]

Leni: "Luna, why aren't you cheering?"

Luan: "Yeah. And come to think of it, you never told us the signal you gave Sam."

Luna: [insecure] "That's 'cause I didn't give one. The more I thought about it, the more I realized...Sam's way out of my league, dudes."

[The others disagree and encourage her]

Lincoln: "No way. That's not true."

Lori: "Yeah, Luna, you are totes still in this. Okay, Lucy, what's the next step?"

[Lucy consults her book]

Lucy: "Well, since the secret admirer sent a rose as a token of their affection, we need to deliver a token in return. Then there should be a third and final love letter requesting a rendezvous."

[The brunettes start cheering]

Luna: "Rockin'!"

Luan: "This is so exciting!"

Lynn: "I hope it's me!"

Lisa: "Me too!"

Lola: [wearing a large brunette wig] "Me three!"

Lana: [takes Lola's wig off her] "Nice try, Blondie."

[Lola concedes]

Me: Got to give her an "A" for effort though.

The next day at school...

[Joey was walking by until he saw Laney leaning on the Lockers]

Joey: Oh hello, Laney.

Laney: Hey Joey! I have a surprise for you!

Joey: Really? What is- [Laney grabs Joey's hand and they run through the halls] Whoa! [They stop in the cafeteria in front of something hidden under a tarp]

Laney: To commemorate our friendship, I have made you this lovely piece just for you. Behold! [She pulls out the tarp and reveals it to be a sculpture of Joey made out of Mashed Potatoes]

Joey: Wow, Laney. You made all of this?

Laney: Yep. Out of all the mashed potatoes in the cafeteria.

Joey: Oh...

Laney: Is something wrong?

Joey: No, no. It's fine, it's just that... I don't really like mashed potatoes.

Laney: What? Ah! I should've known! [smacks herself in the head three times] Stupid! Stupid! Stupid!

Lunch Lady: [off screen] Hey! [Pans to the lunch lady who's angry at Laney] What are you doing with my mashed potatoes you creep?! [Throws a ladle at Laney]

But I show up and grab the ladle out of the air.

Me: Nobody hurts my friends while I'm here!

I turn the lunch lady over to principal Huggins.

[Lisa gives the boy she's crushing on a box with a note]

Lisa: "For you."

[The boy takes it and reads the note]

David: "Your flowers and poem were a decent start, my token for you is a beating heart." [opens the box to see that there really is a beating heart in there]

Lisa: "It's from a pig in the biology lab."

[David screams and runs away]

Lisa: "Eh. Guess he's more of a chemistry guy."

[Meanwhile at middle school, Lynn is getting ready to show her affection to her crush]

Lynn: "Because I think you really rock, I give to you my lucky jock." [fires her jock at him which lands on his face and blinds him] "She shoots, she scores!" [sees him fall into a trash can] "Oops. Flag on the play." [laughs nervously]

[Meanwhile, in the auditorium, Luan walks up to Benny who's working on the set for the play]

Luan: "It's true that I do a whole lot of jokin', but I have feelings too, and this pie is a token." [takes out pie and hits Benny with it]

[Benny, blinded by the pie's cream, stumbles into the stage backdrop and gets buried under it]

Luan: [getting a glare from Benny] "I guess you really fell hard for me!" [laughs] "Get it? Ooh!" [serious] "Stop it, Luan. We're trying to find love here!"

[Meanwhile, at the high school, Luna is waiting for Sam on the bus]

Luna: [sighs and practices] "Roses are red, Mick Swagger is sick, my token for you is my favorite pick." [Sam and the other music lovers pass by Luna who was too shy to give Sam her pick]

Luna: [sighs] "Dream on, Lunes. You're the owner of a lonely heart."

[In the living room, another meeting is being held]

Lori: "Okay, brown-haired Louds, did everybody deliver their tokens?"

Lynn: "Check!"

Luan: "You betcha!"

Lisa: "Affirmative!"

Laney: [despondent] Yeah.

Lincoln: What's wrong, Laney?

Laney: I'll tell you what's wrong! I messed up! Both figuratively and literally! How was I supposed to know Joey doesn't like Masked Potatoes? [sighs] I was nearly assaulted by the lunch lady. J.D. defended me and got the lunch lady fired.

Everyone gasped.

Lincoln: You got our lunch lady fired, J.D.?

Me: What she did was child abuse and I would not stand for it. So I had to do the right thing.

Varie: We returned the mashed potatoes and I used my powers to make them fresh again.

Laney: Thanks for that guys but now I'm not sure that Joey doesn't feel the same way I do.

[The other sisters disagree]

Lori: Don't say that. We all do crazy things for love. Luna, how about you? We're you successful with your token?

Luna: "I didn't give a token. I bailed, dudes. I'm telling you, there's no way Sam digs me."

Lola: [grabs Luna's shirt collar] "Some of us blondes would kill to still be in the running! [Luna looks scared] Don't you quit now!"

[Leni screams in surprise]

Leni: "O-M-Gosh, you guys! The secret admirer is the mailman!" [takes out another love letter] "He just handed me this letter! I don't feel the same way about him, so I let him down gently."

[Everyone looks at Leni dumbfounded for a second. Lori takes the next letter and opens it]

Lori: [reading] "Dear L. Loud, Here's a third letter, 'cause I'm still feeling skittish, I dig your sweet sounds, and love of all things British."

[Everyone gasps at the sound of it, especially Luna]

Lincoln: "Luna! It's definitely you!"

Lori: "Guys, Lucy was right about what happens next! Listen!" [continues reading] "I think it's time we put love on the menu" [pauses] "Aw." [continues] "Meet me tonight at Banger's & Mosh, the British eatery and rock venue."

Luna: [surprised] "Whoa! This is really happening! What do I wear?"

[Her siblings cheer and carry her upstairs except Leni]

Leni: "I'll be right there! I-I just wanna make sure the mailman is okay."

[At Banger's & Mosh, Me, Vaire and the kids are looking around for Sam]

Luna: "Guys, I don't see Sam anywhere."

Lana: "Maybe Sam's hidden behind that dork in the big British hat."

Lynn: "Whoa! That dork is sitting with Mom!"

Laney: That's dad.

Lynn: [realizes] Oh.

Me: Boy. Mr. Lynn looks awesome in a British Royal Guard hat.

[The kids, Me and Varie approach their parents]

Lynn Sr.: "Kids? J.D.? Varie? What're you guys doing here?"

Lincoln: "Luna got a secret admirer letter from Sam telling her to meet here."

Lana: "We're here for moral support."

Lola: "And dessert."

Me: You look awesome in that British Royal Guard hat Mr. Lynn.

Lynn Sr.: Thank you J.D.

Rita: "[to Luna] Oh, honey, I'm so sorry. There's been a mix-up. That letter was meant for your father."

Leni: "Wait. Sam likes Dad?"

Rita: "No, sweetie. I sent the letter."

Lynn Sr.: "Secret admirer letters are kind of our thing. It's how we met."

Rita: "Back in the day, I had a wicked crush on your father."

[Flashback to the day Rita and Lynn Sr. first met]

Rita: [narrating] "Every morning, at my crossing guard job, I'd listen for his melodious voice." [British accent] "And when he talked to me in that cute accent-" [normal voice] "-he picked up from his semester in England, I'd swoon."

Young Lynn Sr.: [British accent] "Ello, love! Pip-pip! Mind the gap!"

[Young Rita sighs with admiration. Just then, some cars come by wanting to cross and Rita quickly picks up her stop sign she dropped from admiring her future husband]

Rita: "But I was too afraid to speak to him because I thought he was out of my league. So, I started slipping notes in his pocket as he passed by."

[Young Rita puts a note in his pocket as he plays the cowbell]

Lynn Sr.: [playing and unaware of the note; scats] " Crossing "

[Young Rita swoons. Cut to Banger's & Mosh]

Rita: "By my third note, I got up the nerve to ask him to meet me here."

[Young Lynn Sr. arrives with the note and Young Rita holds up her stop sign and flips it over with a "signal" saying "Go". Lynn Sr. sits down with his new love. End flashback with the two of them in the same position from the past]

Rita: "And my boldness paid off, because here we are, celebrating the 20th anniversary of that first date."

Lynn Sr.: "[British Accent] Best day of my life, love."

[Rita swoons and giggles hearing that accent; her husband kisses her on the cheek]

Me: I always wondered how you two met. That is a great love story.

Lynn Sr.: Thank you J.D.

Rita: "Luna, I'm sorry that letter wasn't for you. I hope you're not too disappointed."

Luna: "Well...I was at first, but now that I've heard your story, I'm totally inspired. If you took a risk with Dad, why can't I take a risk with Sam?" [turns to her siblings] "Why are we sitting around waiting for them to come to us? We should go to them!"

[Her siblings cheer in agreement]

Me and Varie smile.

Lynn Sr.: "This is cause for celebration! MEAT PIES FOR EVERYONE!"

[The other restaurant attendants cheer, thinking he's buying for all]

Lynn Sr.: "Uh, I-I meant just for my family."

[The attendants groan in disappointment]

Lynn Sr.: "Oh, come on! There's 14 of us!"

Me: Hey, no sweat everyone. [Holds up a credit card] Dinner is on me!

The attendents cheer.

[Cut to a montage of the kids sneaking love notes to their crushes. Lynn sneaks one under Francisco's helmet. Skippy gets one in his toolbox. Lana smiles with her finger near her mouth because it was from her. Benny finds one on the stage floor and tries to pick it up, but it gets pulled he gleefully chases after it, it's revealed to be from Luan who's using a fishing rod to tease him. Lisa lures herself down on grappling wires and sneaks one under David's microscope, which he discovers to his joy. Chaz finds one in a pair of jeans for sale and Leni smiles disguised as a mannequin again. Lucy slips one in a coffin that Silas is resting in. Silas rises out of the coffin and smiles. Winston finds one in the sandbox and admires it. Lola looks dreamily at his response. Lily gives to her teddy bear a drawing of the two of them and hugs it again. At the High School, Luna takes a deep breath and slips her note into Sam's locker and bolts. The musicians pass by and, surprisingly, Sam happens to be a girl stopping at the same locker while her friends walk off]

Female Musician: "See you later, Sam."

Sam: "Okay, see ya!"

[Sam opens her locker and the note falls out. She picks it up, reads it, and smiles contently at it. Luna, hiding in the corner and having seen it all, smiles, too, knowing that she may have a chance with Sam after all]

At Laney's art class, Laney slipped a note into Joey's hoodie pocket. Once the class ended, Joey reached into his pocket to find the note inside and he reads it. As Laney went up to her locker, Joey Went to her.

Joey: Laney. Did you write this?

Laney: Yeah. What do you think? [Joey looks at the note and smiled]

Joey: I think it's lovely. Just like you are. [Leaves; Laney smiles]

EPILOGUE

The notes we sent worked. The Louds have started hanging out with their crushes more. A few days later, Me, Varie, Lincoln, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lucy, Laney, Lola & Lana and Lisa are hanging out in the living room with our Respective crushes, except for luna. Lincoln and Ronnie Anne are playing video games, Lori is taking Bobby on a fly around the city, Leni and Chaz are in Leni's Room trying on different clothes, Me and Varie are snuggling on the couch, Luna is strumming her guitar, Luan and Benny are going over lines for their play, Lynn and Francisco are playing football in the front yard, Lisa and David are doing experiments in her room, Lucy and Silas are reading a vampire novel in the fireplace, Laney and Joey are reading books on the greatest paintings in the world, Lana and Skippy are playing with toy trucks and Lola and Winston are playing with dolls.

Me: [to Luna] Boy, you guys all had crushes all across the board.

Luna: Yeah we sure did dude.

Varie: Hey, Luna where's Sam? I'm excited to meet this person.

Lincoln: Yeah, you said Sam would be here.

Luna: Don't worry dudes, she'll be here in a few minutes. [The doorbell rings] Oh, that must be her now.

Me, Lincoln, Leni, Luan, Lucy, Laney, Lana & Lola: Her?

Me: I see what's going on.

Luna opens the door to see Sam. They hug.

Luna: Dudes, this is Sam. Sam these are my siblings and my best friend, J.D. and his fiance Varie.

Sam: Hi, I'm Sam.

I walk up to her.

Me: It's a pleasure to meet you Sam.

Sam: Same here J.D. I've heard so many good things about you.

Me: It's mutual and Also...

I pull out a business card from my wallet with the Rainbow Flag of Gay and Lesbian Pride on it and show it to her.

Me: I'm a huge supporter and advocate of same sex rights. Racism, Bigotry and Discrimination go against everything I believe in.

Sam: Bless you J.D.

Luna: You rock dude.

Varie and the Loud's cheer for me. Luna introduces Sam to everyone.

THE END.

Me: Wasn't this a great episode?

We all cheer.

Me: Now it is never okay to judge someone on their appearence, color of their skin, religion, beliefs or sexual orientation. Bigotry, racism, persecution, and discrimination is wrong on so many levels.

Lori: It ruins peoples lives and more.

Laney: You can make a difference in this world and put a stop to all this hatred.

Lola: There have been numerous incidents in the past involving this.

Me: You have the power to stop all this madness. If someone you know is getting judged because of race or hatred, do not hesitate to help out. Call the police and help in any way you can.

Luna: It's wrong on so many levels, dudes.

Varie: You can make a difference in the fight against hate.

Me: We hope you had a great time with us and see you again soon. Until then,

Everyone: Bye!.

This message is brought to you by Stop Racism.

Another fanfiction completed.

It's true everyone. I despise bigotry, racism and discrimination with a terrible grudge. It's totally Anti-God and it goes against everything I believe in.

Until Next Time, this is J.D. signing off.