It starts at Me, Varie, Ed, Double D and Eddy walking up to the Loud House. I knock on the door and Lincoln answers it.

Lincoln: Hey guys. Come on in.

Eddy: So what's happening Lincoln?

Lincoln: Just doing my chores for the day.

Eddy: Snoresville!

Me: Need some help?

A Crash is heard.

Lori: "AAH! DANG IT!"

[In the kitchen, Lincoln is taking out the trash when we hear Lori scream.]

Lincoln: "Sounds like someone got trapped in the bathroom again."

Varie: Uh oh.

Upstairs, Laney runs out of her room and towards the bathroom.

Laney: Is everything okay in there?

[Inside the bathroom, Lori, wearing a bathrobe and towel on her head, is holding the doorknob to the bathroom door, which just broke off. She growls at this.]

Lori: "No! I'm locked in the stinking bathroom! Now let me out! Bobby's coming over to study, and I only have three hours to get ready!" [Laney tries to open the door, but the knob broke off and sees through the hole. Lori struggles to open the bathroom door, when suddenly, she slips. She grabs hold of the shower curtain, but it rips off. The pole holding the curtain bonks Lori on the head. Lori growls even louder at this string of events.]

Laney: [Bashes through the door] Hang on Lor- [falls down a hole in the bathroom floor] EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

I catch Laney as she fell.

Me: Are you alright, Laney?

Laney: Yes, J.D. Thanks to you.

Lori: "THIS HOUSE IS LITERALLY FALLING APART!"

Lincoln: [to the viewers] "Lori's right. With 12 kids, four pets... and two parents who insist on fixing everything themselves, our house is a bit of a, how do I put this nicely, disaster."

Me: It's sounds like you guys have alot of house problems.

Lincoln: Yep.

[Flashback to Lana and Lola brushing their teeth.]

Lincoln: [voice-over] "You've got the faulty water pressure."

[Lana puts her mouth under the faucet, and turns the water pressure on, but nothing comes out. Lola is ticked off at Lana's uncouth method of rinsing her mouth.]

Lana: [leaving the bathroom] "Eh. I'll go borrow some water from Charles' bowl."

Lola: "Try to have a little digni-"

[As Lola was talking, the increased water pressure from the pipes breaks loose, spewing water onto Lola, flinging her into the trash can. Flashback to Luna arriving home late at night with her music equipment.]

'Lincoln: '"And the creaky floorboards."

[As Luna enters the house, she gives a "hang loose" hand gesture and tiptoes over to the staircase. She steps on the first step, making a loud creaking sound. This alerts Lynn Sr., scaring Luna.]

Lynn Sr: "Lori? Leni? Luan?"

Lincoln: "Don't forget about the rotting wood."

[Luna tries to grab hold of the handrail, but the entire staircase breaks apart. As Luna stands back up, Lynn Sr. flashes a light at her.]

Lynn Sr.: "Luna!"

[Flashback to Lincoln adding the finishing touches to a model pirate ship.]

Lincoln: "Then there's the clunky furnace." [Lincoln has just added the captain on the ship.] "Well, Captain. After 13 weeks of careful construction, your ship is finally ready."

[As Lincoln looks on with pride, the furnace begins rattling. As Lincoln holds his model ship in fear, the furnace spews out some soot, covering Lincoln with it and damaging his model ship. Flashback to Lynn Sr. adjusting the TV antenna on a windy day.]

Lincoln: "And the crummy TV signal."

[Inside the house, the kids are complaining that the TV is fuzzy again. Rita is outside putting pillows on a trampoline just in case Lynn Sr. falls off. A sheet of foil lands on Lynn Sr.'s face, blinding him. His vest gets caught on the TV antenna, causing him to get tangled in the antenna.]

Lynn Sr.: [panic-stricken] "Something's got me!"

[Inside the house, the TV signal is back, as a "Peanuts"-esque show appears on the screen.]

Luan: "Wait! Wait! That's perfect!"

[As the Loud kids cheer at the signal being back, Lynn Sr. falls off the roof, along with the TV antenna, causing the signal to be lost again.]

Loud kids: "Aww."

[Flashback to a series of moments where doorknobs and door handles broke off.]

Lincoln: "And the doorknob situation."

Lisa: [doorknob] "Dang it."

Leni: [fridge door handle] "Dang it."

Lynn: [doorknob] "Dang it."

Lucy: [attic cord] "Dang it."

Lori: [doorknob] "Dang it."

Lily: [Faucet Handle] Dang it.

Luna: [flusher handle] "Dang it."

Lincoln: [doorknob] "Dang it."

Laney: [doorknob] OH COME ON!

[End flashback]

[Lincoln has just gotten the trash to the curb, where the mailbox is all banged up and patched up.]

Me: Boy it sounds like you guys are in need of some serious home repair.

Varie: Yeah

Eddy: No kidding.

Lincoln: "Yeah. [thinking] And I feel like there's something I'm leaving out." [The mailbox falls onto his foot.] "YAH! Right. The mailbox." [puts it back up] "Ridiculous. There wasn't even a breeze!"

[Cut to Lisa with a weather machine and wearing a slicker and hat.]

Lisa: "Actually, according to my meteorological instruments, a big storm's a-brewin'. Perhaps a tornado."

Me: [Gasp] A Tornado?!

Lincoln: [doubtful] "What? No way!"

[Cut to the TV with a weather report.]

Patchy: "Patchy Drizzle here with an urgent weather bulletin! A tornado watch has just been issued for the Royal Woods area!"

[Everyone except Lisa gasps]

Lisa: [sighs] "Try and keep up, Patchy."

Rita: "Alright, kids, everyone down to the basement. Your father and I have to secure the TV antenna."

Lynn Sr. "I call trampoline!"

[The basement. Lisa's weather machine is set and the kids and pets are all secured with pillows for comfort on the hard floor and chatting about the situation with concern.]

Me: This is bad. This is Bad. This is very, very bad!

Varie: Yeah.

Ed: [Holds up a pickle] Pickle?

Eddy: Shut up Ed.

Twins: [holding each other tight] "I'm scared!"

Lisa: "Fear not. A tornado watch doesn't mean a twister's coming, but rather that conditions are right for one. Besides, most residential structures can withstand wind speeds of up to 80 mph."

Luan: "Or, in the case of our house, 2 mph!" [laughs and everyone else, except Laney, laughs with her.]

Eddy: [Laughs] Good one, Luan.

Laney: What do you mean?

Lynn: "Maybe this old heap will blow away, and then we can get a new house!"

Laney: What?!

Lola: [sighs dreamily] "I'll finally get my castle!"

Lori: [texting on her phone] "Ugh. I can't believe I have to postpone my study date with Bobby after I did..." [showing her bod] "...all this."

Laney: Wait! Maybe you're being too hard on the house. This place has gotten us through some bad times.

Lori: Mostly because IT caused all those bad times!

Me: Come on guys. A mans home is his castle.

Varie: Yeah. You guys have lived here for a while.

Luna: "Dudes! Remember the first time Bobby came over to Casa Loud?"

[Flashback to Bobby's first visit to the Loud House. He is dressed maturely with a white shirt and tie and carrying an Italian gift basket. He approaches the door but falls through the porch and gets stuck. Lori and her parents open the door with the oldest sister looking on with concern.]

Bobby: "Mr. and Mrs. Loud. Heh. It's an honor to finally meet you." [extends hand which is now covered in marinara sauce.]

Lori: [gasps] "Boo-Boo Bear! You're literally bleeding!"

Bobby: "Oh." [chuckles and shakes sauces off] "No worries, babe. It's-it's just marinara sauce. Ahem. Could I please use your restroom?"

[In the bathroom, Bobby is trying to use the sink, but the water isn't coming out. Suddenly, a shake and rattle comes out and a jet of water blasts Bobby against the wall. Lucy can see him through the hole in the bathroom floor next to the toilet.]

Lucy: "So, you're Lori's new love interest."

[Bobby yelps and flinches and grabs the doorknob only for it to come off.]

Bobby: "Dang it."

[End flashback. Lori reminisces with passion and her siblings laugh.]

Lori: [sighs dreamily] "Fortunately, our love was strong enough to overcome any obstacle. [sternly] Including creepy sisters who spy on my dates." [referring to Lucy]

Lucy: "Please. You can't expect to have privacy in this house."

[Flashback to Lucy and Lynn trying to sleep.]

Lucy: [inhales] "Sigh." [inhales] "Sigh." [inhales] "Sigh."

[This wakes Lynn up]

Lynn: "Okay, you've been doing that for ten minutes. What's wrong, Luce?"

Laney: You can tell us.

Lucy: [rises up] "Don't tell anyone, but..." [shows Lynn a book called "Hungry Like a..." with a werewolf on the cover.] "...I've been reading this new book series about a werewolf, and it feels like I'm cheating on Edwin." [shows her Edwin poster with a little drawing of her taped to it.]

Laney: Well you shouldn't be, because you're not really cheating on anyone. I mean, Edwin's just a creepy old headpiece.

Lucy: You take that back!

Lola: [having overheard this from her room] "I'd stick with the vampire. Werewolves are hairy and gross. Yech!"

Lana: "Which is exactly why she should go for one!" [howls]

Lori: [having overheard it, too] "But Edwin was her first love!"

Me: [Also overhearing it] Yeah and even though Vampires and Werewolves are both awesome creatures of the night, Edwin is way cooler than a werewolf.

Varie: Mermaids are just as awesome as Vampires and Werewolves

Laney: How can you guys hear that?

Lori: These walls aren't exactly made of steel.

Lynn Sr. [also having overheard it] "Don't these books sound a little old for Lucy?"

[Rita is reading The Mom Jeans Ultimatum.]

Rita: "Of course not, dear. When I was a girl, I read a series about a cute lumberjack."

[Lucy places her pillow over her face and falls back.]

Lucy: "Groan."

[End flashback. Everyone except Lucy is laughing.]

Lucy: [inhales] "Sigh..."

Lisa: "I still fail to grasp your dilemma, as both would-be suitors of Vampires and Werewolves minus Mermaids are mythological beings."

Lucy: "My point was that our walls are ridiculously thin."

Me: Yeah, these walls in this house are as thin as paper. You can punch a hole in them and not get hurt.

Leni: "Yeah! Not to mention leaky!"

[Flashback to Leni working on a new dress. The roof starts to leak.]

Leni: "Uh-oh."

[She stops it with her ruler, but then the leak comes in through the wall. She stops it with her foot. Eventually, all different spots in the room are leaking and she covers the last one with her pincushion in her mouth.]

Leni: "Got it." [hears her phone vibrating] "Dang it!"

[End flashback]

Leni: "And it wasn't even raining! Someone just flushed the upstairs toilet!"

Luan: "Urine trouble then!" [laughs to rimshot] "Get it?" [her siblings groan for the umpteenth time, while me, Varie, and Eddy laugh] "Aw, come on. It was funny!"

[The weather machine is going off and Lisa has the results.]

Lisa: "Good news. Wind speeds have decreased significantly. We should be out of this asbestos-ridden dungeon soon."

[Her siblings and the pets cheer.]

Laney: Do we have to say goodbye to our home?

Lynn: Why not? Didn't do any good for us.

Me: Well if this house gets destroyed, you all can stay at my mansion. We got lots of room.

The Loud siblings hug me.

Lincoln: Thank you J.D. You're a true friend.

Lily: I love you J.D.

Me: Thanks guys.

Lori: "At least it's not flooding like it did in the last big storm."

Me: What happened?

[Flashback to the aftermath of the previous storm Lori mentioned. The entire basement is flooded with the faucet leaking.]

Lisa: "I'll get the buckets."

[Many buckets later]

Lori: "Last one."

[She passes it to Leni, who passes it to Luna, who passes it to Luan, who passes it to Lincoln, who passes it to Lucy, who passes it to Lana, who passes it to Charles, who passes it to Lola, who passes it to Lisa, who passes it to Laney, who dumps the water in the backyard. Pause flashback.]

Laney: "But don't you guys remember what happened after that?"

[Resume flashback. After the last bucket, Lynn gasps and notices something.]

Lynn: "Hey, guys! Check it out!"

[They made a swimming hole in the backyard from the storm water.]

Lynn: "CANNONBALL!" [dives right in]

[Everyone except Lori jumps in.]

Lori: "Ew! I'm not swimming in grody basement water!"

[Lynn resurfaces]

Lynn: "Hey, Lori! I found your missing earring!" [holds up said earring.]

Lori: [gasps] "The one from Bobby? CANNONBALL!" [dives right in]

[End flashback. The kids were happy to remember that time.]

Me: You guys made a swimming hole in your backyard with the flood water? Neat.

Ed: Cool!

Edd: If I saw it I would gladly build a fully functional swimming pool for you all.

Lincoln: Thanks Double D.

Lynn: "Yeah, I guess sometimes, living in a crummy house isn't all bad."

Lincoln: "Yeah, like the time possums got in through the holes in the roof and chewed up the wiring."

[Flashback to that time. The last possum has just fled through the hole. The family is up in the attic where Rita has some bad news.]

Rita: "Sorry, kids. Till we get new cables, there's gonna be no TV or internet."

[The kids respond with despair.]

Laney: Hm. I never needed TV or internet to have fun.

Lynn Sr.: "She's right, kids. In fact, I think I know how to possum the time. Ha-ha!" [His kids, even Luan, groans at his joke.]

Laney: Wow. Even Luan didn't think that was funny.

Lynn Sr.: "Guess what ol' Dad found?"

Lori: [hopeful] "A wireless hotspot?"

Lynn Sr. "Even better!" [shows them a series of books] "My old Pioneer Boy books from when I was a kid! They're about a plucky young lad and his family crossing this great nation in a covered wagon. You guys are gonna love 'em!"

[The kids except Laney all have unimpressed and bored looks on their faces. Later, they're seen reenacting the pioneer days inspired by the books and dressing the part. Lincoln is riding in a toy wagon with his Starship Groupers sleeping bag as a cover, Luna and Lana are playing bluegrass music with Lily dancing to the beat, Leni and Lola are trying on old showgirl outfits as Leni laughs, Laney was dressed as Annie Oakley and was shooting pop guns at aluminum cans, Lori has embroidered a hoop of Bobby, while Lucy has sewn one of a cow skull, Lynn is pushing a hoop with a stick, Luan is juggling horseshoes, and Lisa is making different kinds of old fashioned tonics. Luan drops one of her horseshoes on her foot.]

Luan: "Ow!"

Lisa: [in a Southern accent] "Fret not, lassie. One drop of my mugwump elixir will soothe every ache and pain."

[End flashback]

Lori: "That did turn out to be fun."

[The others agree]

Lisa: "Yes, indeed."

Lynn: "That was pretty cool."

Me: You guys will have to do it again sometime so I can see what it was like.

Eddy: I play a really good John Wayne.

Lola: "That was almost as fun as the time the air conditioner went crazy, and Dad couldn't turn it off."

[Flashback to that time where Lynn Sr. is struggling with the AC. It blasts a bit and he runs off in fear. Inside, the living room has become a winter wonderland for the kids who are in their winter clothes and having fun ice skating, building a snowman, and having a snowball fight. End flashback.]

Luna: "You know, dudes, maybe we've been too hard on the ol' crib. It's got some perks. Like the wicked slanty floors."

[Flashback to a good meal with Lincoln and his older sisters at the grownup table.]

Luna: [leaning chair toward the kitchen and the kiddie table.] "Yo, Lans! Pass the gravy."

[Lana puts the gravy boat on the floor and it slants over to Luna. End flashback.]

Luna: [laughs] "You never have to get up to grab some grub!"

Lynn: "Or a fresh roll of TP."

[Flashback to Lynn using the toilet while reading the sports section without any toilet paper.]

Lynn: "GUYS! I NEED A RELOAD!" [one of them tosses her a roll from the hole and she grabs it.] "And she makes the snag."

[End flashback with them all laughing.]

Eddy: [Raising his Hand] Oooh! Oooh! I have a memory I'd like to share and it's about that tree in the backyard.

Lincoln: Oh yeah, That tree has gotten us through some good times, hasn't it?

We all agree

Eddy: Well, this one is about me and Luan.

Luan: Really?

Eddy: Yeah, it was a few days ago. You had just showed me some good jokes for a special comedy company, but they didn't like them at all. They rejected you. You felt awful and you wanted to quit.

[Cuts to a flashback of that moment. Me, Varie, and All the Loud kids minus Luan are standing in the living room looking worried. Just then, Eddy comes in with a sign that says "WELL DONE, LUAN" on it]

Eddy: Woo-Hoo! Yay Luan! Yeah-(Eddy notices their worried looks) Uh, guys what's going on? Why do you look so worried? And Where's Luan?

Lincoln: [Worried] She's outside in the backyard, Crying.

Me: [worried] The people at the comedy company hated her jokes. [Angry] Bunch of Imbeciles! They wouldn't know good comedy if it hit them in the nose!

Lucy: She hasn't stopped crying since she got back.

Eddy: Oh no! Well let me go talk to her.

Eddy ran outside to the backyard with a box of tissues in his hand and sees Luan sobbing under the tree. Her joke notebook was right next to the tree. He goes up to her.

Eddy: Luan? Are you okay?

She turns and instantly hugs him

Luan: (Sobbing Hard) Oh Eddy! It went horrible! They said my jokes are stupid and atrocious! They're a total disgrace! Like the worst kind of jokes ever known!

She continues to sob and Eddy continues to hug her

Eddy: (sighs) I'm sorry Luan.

They touch noses

Luan: Do you think my jokes are funny, Eddy?

Eddy: They are more than just funny. They're Hilarious! You showed them to me yesterday and I thought they were comedy gold. And if that company can't see that, then they're just a bunch of humorless nimrods!

Luan: I don't know, They said I wasn't worth following in Comedy Footsteps. Maybe I should just quit comedy.

Eddy: (Gasp) Luan! Don't say that! You love Comedy and you're really good at it. Don't let those humorless nimrods at that company tell you that you're not good. Keep going, keep doing what you love. I would feel awful if you gave up.

Luan: (sniffs) Thank you Eddy.

Eddy: (hands her the box of tissues) Tissue?

Luan: Sure.

She uses the tissues and hugs Eddy.

Luan: Eddy, there's something I need to tell you.

Eddy: Sure Luan. You can tell me anything.

Luan: When I was at that building and I thought I was gonna bomb, there was only one person who I was thinking of, and it wasn't who I thought it'd be. It was you Eddy. I kept thinking: I hope I make it through this so I can see my little Eddy's face again.

Eddy: Really?

Luan: (moves closer to him and takes his hands) There's only one boy who's always been there for me. Who makes me feel like I'm more than I ever thought I could be. Who helped me get better after I broke up with Benny. That I'm just... Me. And that's okay. The truth is... I love you. (She gazes into Eddy's eyes and sheds a tear) Oh, I love you so much, Eddy!

She grabs Eddy and kisses him on the lips. This lasts for about 2 minutes. The moment she lets go he moans.

Eddy: Luan, I just have one thing for you.

Eddy goes up to her and starts making out with her again. Cuts back to the present where Luan's siblings are aw-ing at the flashback while Eddy and Luan hug eachother.

Loud Siblings minus Luan: Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!

I shed tears of happiness for them

Me: (Sniffs and wipes away the tears) That was beautiful!

Varie: Yes it was. I'll never forget that.

Ed: Isn't love beautiful Double D?

Edd: It sure is Ed. I can tell that Eddy and Luan were made for eachother.

Laney: I agree Double D.

Eddy: Best 2 minutes of my life.

Luan: (To Eddy) Me too.

They kiss again.

Laney: Lets review some more memories.

Lincoln: "The broken doorbell can come in handy, too."

[Flashback to a time they ordered pizza and the delivery guy presses the doorbell only to be shocked by its faulty wiring. He drops all the boxes meant for the Louds and runs off. The kids answer and smack their lips with hunger. End flashback.]

Lincoln: "I can't remember the last time we paid for pizza."

[The kids laugh some more.]

Laney: And don't forget the super springy couch!

[Flashback to when Laney was reading a book, when she got excited at a certain moment, she started to bounce lightly, when she noticed this she started jumping on it and she started to giggle, until it bounced her so high that she smashed a hole in the ceiling]

Luna: [offscreen] Occupado!

Laney: Sorry, Luna.

[Flashback ends and we all laugh again]

Lynn: "Guess that explains why we have that hole. And boy did that come in handy."

Lori: "Um, we got it, Lynn."

Lynn: "Oh. Okay. Just wanted to be sure."

Lily: [Walks up to the wall] I have a great memory, it was Mom and Dad's anniversary weekend."

[Flashback to said weekend. The parents are driving off and the kids wave goodbye.]

Kids: "BYE! HAVE FUN!"

Lincoln: "Okay, guys, it's time to put Operation Paint The Peeling House To Give Mom And Dad The Greatest Anniversary Gift Ever And Also Think Of A Shorter Name For This Operation...into action!"

[The kids go into the garage.]

Lucy: "I still think adjacent burial plots would have been a better gift. Nothing says romance like eternity." [The others just slowly inch away from Lucy after hearing that. Later, as Lincoln puts on the last coat, the horn sounds.]

Lincoln: "They're back! Paintbrushes down!"

[Their parents step out of the car and find their house completely covered in a rainbow nightmare.]

Loud Kids: "SURPRISE! HAPPY ANNIVERSARY!"

Lynn Sr. and Rita: [appalled] "Good...gravy..."

Lincoln: "So, you like it?"

Lynn Sr. and Rita: "Uh..."

[The kids are immediately painting the house back to the way it was before. Lily paints a hand print on the side of the quick, and the others follow suit, each colored handprint matching their themed color.]

Lynn Sr. [tear-stricken] "Best...anniversary gift...EVER!"

[End flashback]

Luan: "That was a great story, Lily."

Lily: Thanks Luan.

Me: That operation would've been Operation: Rainbow Anniversary.

Lincoln: That's a perfect name.

[We all laugh again. Just then, Lisa's weather machine goes off again.]

Me: Uh oh! I don't like the sound of that!

Lori: [concerned] "What's going on? Is the storm over?"

Lisa: "Uh. Actually, wind speeds have increased significantly. Meaning the tornado watch is about to become a tornado warning." [The siblings gasp in fear, and a siren on Lisa's weather machine begins blaring.] "And there it is."

[Rita and Lynn Sr. enter the basement.]

Lynn Sr: "NOBODY PANIC!"

Thunder roars outside.

Varie: Here it comes!

Lynn: [regretful] "I guess it's not such a bad house after all."

Lisa: "Definitely."

[As the sisters agree with Lynn's statement, the sound of thunder begins roaring like crazy, causing the light in the basement to begin flickering and wind starts blowing violently.]

Lana: "I don't want our house to blow away!"

Lynn: "Me neither."

Lisa: "I take back what I said before."

Luan: "Yeah, we have so many memories in these walls."

Luna: "I'm sorry I ever ragged on this place."

Lynn: "Me too."

Leni: "We're so sorry, house!"

Lola: "Me too!"

Lana: "Me three!"

Laney: We've been through so much together! I don't wanna lose you!

Lincoln: Me neither! [confessing] "You might be old and creaky and full of leaks, but you're ours. And we love you!"

Me: It was a pleasure to be in your presence!

Varie: Same here!

[As the winds increase with power, Me, Varie, Ed, Edd, Eddy the siblings and the pets begin trembling in fear at the impending doom that's about to hit us. After eight seconds of cowering, the winds suddenly cease, the thunder stops roaring, and the light stops flickering. Lisa checks her machine.]

Lisa: "All clear!"

Me: Wow! That was quick.

Lincoln: "Let's go check on the house!" [the siblings expect Lynn all run upstairs out of the attic.] "I hope the house is okay!"

Lynn: [with a roll of toilet paper] "I'll check the hole in the bathroom floor."

[Outside. The neighborhood is littered with rubble all over. The siblings and parents are looking at their house with deep concern. A passing bicyclist approaches them.]

Bicyclist: "Yikes. You guys were hit hard."

[The house and Woody's house are revealed to be just the same.]

Lincoln: "Nope, this is how our house always looks. And we wouldn't want it any other way."

Me: You said it buddy!

Laney: And lets keep it that way.

Varie: I agree.

Ed: Me too.

Edd: I concur.

Eddy: Same here and I wouldn't have it any other way.

Me: Me and Varie are going out to survey the damage and see if anyone needs help.

Varie: We'll be back in a few.

Lynn Sr.: "All right. Be safe. Everyone, back inside."

Me and Varie fly off.

[Lynn Sr. attempts to open the door, only for the door handle to break off.]

Loud Family: "Dang it!"

Edd: Oh for the love of!

THE END

Two fanfictions done in one day.

That's a record for some. I want to thank ThomperFan for the idea for the romantic scenario to add for this one. This was truly an interesting one.

See you next time.