Me, Lincoln, Laney, Naruto, Sakura and Fu are in the Simulator.
Varie, Lana & Lola, Sasuke and Lisa are in the control room.
The Simulator activated and we are in the Leaf village on the day Naruto tries for a 3rd time to become a genin. Naruto has improved greatly ever since I revealed everything to him. I taught Naruto lots of good things and he improved in all the shinobi fields. He even learned stuff never before thought possible.
Same with Sakura and Fu.
We are in the academy waiting for Iruka-Sensei to show up.
Me: So this is the Leaf Ninja Academy.
Naruto: Yep. This is where we had to start in order to become a shinobi.
Sakura: In order to become a shinobi we have to take a test to see if we qualify to become a Genin.
Me: I see.
Lincoln: This is totally new for me. So you'll have to walk us through it.
Laney: Me too.
Naruto: Okay.
The kids started walking in and started getting settled in.
In came Sasuke Uchiha himself and this was an extremely evil version of himself.
He looked at me and he had a look of pure hate, overconfidence, arrogance and evil directed at me and Naruto.
We ignore him.
Naruto: [Whispers] I can't believe Sasuke is that evil.
Me: [Whispers] Just ignore him little brother. He'll get what's coming to him in time.
Lincoln: [Whispers] This Sasuke must be extremely evil.
Laney: [Whispers] Yeah. I can feel it.
Sakura: [Whispers] It's all right guys. This Sasuke is gonna get it in time.
Fu: [Whispers] It's just a matter of time.
Iruka-sensei and Mizuki came in.
I look at Mizuki.
Me: [In my head] I forgot about him and today's the day he tricks Naruto into stealing the Forbidden Scroll of Sealing.
Iruka: All right class. Today is the genin exam.
They start with the Written Test. On it was a series of questions.
Me: [whispering] Interesting questions.
I go through them 1 at a time and answer them all right.
I notice a chakra signal on Naruto's Paper. Naruto could tell there was a genjutsu on his test and he got rid of it and he looked at me and I gave him the thumbs up.
Lincoln and Laney figured it all out.
Sakura and Fu got all the answers right.
Me: Iruka-sensei, I'm done.
Naruto: Me too.
We finished ten minutes in.
Iruka: That was quick you two. Take a break and wait while everyone else finishes.
Me and Naruto pull out some books.
I was reading a book on Fire Magic and Naruto was reading a book on Sealing Jutsu.
As I was reading, I saw Mizuki come in and he handed Sasuke a pre-written test with all the correct answers on it.
Me: [In My Head] So that's his little game. Sasuke is cheating. Wait till the 3rd Hokage hears about this.
I send a message to him telepathically.
20 minutes later the Written Test was done and we were now in the Weapons Test.
Iruka: All right. Time for Shuriken and Kunai. First up, J.D. Knudson.
I walk up and take the weapons and threw them all at the training post and it hit their mark on the Head, Arms, Legs, Chest, Feet and even the crotch.
Me: There are more points to hit than just the heart. The key is to immobilize your opponent so they can't attack or get away. You hit the legs, they can't run. You hit the hands they can't use jutsu. If they have visual jutsu you hit the eyes. An immobile and sightless shinobi is a dead shinobi.
Iruka was floored.
Iruka: That's... That's true. Well done J.D. You get a perfect score and bonus points for identifying other key points to hit.
I bow and Naruto is up.
I manage to see something attached to the kunai and shuriken Naruto has.
I spotted little chakra strings attached to them and they were being controlled by Mizuki.
Me: [In my head] Not so fast, Mizuki.
I cut the strings with my telepathy and Naruto threw the Shuriken and Kunai and hit them all in the same spots as me.
Me: [In My Head] I'm watching you Mizuki. You're not hurting my little brother on my watch.
Sakura, Fu, Lincoln and Laney got the same scores.
Everyone elses scores varied.
In the Taijutsu part Iruka had the class divided by Boys VS Boys and Girls VS Girls. The Civilian girls were pathetic and they were in more like a catfight than a real fight.
Sakura won against Ino and Fu won against a random fangirl.
Laney won against a random fangirl.
Me and Naruto were facing Sauke.
Sasuke: You both should give up and quit. There's no way you can beat me, an Uchiha. We are the elite and the best there is.
Me: Are you done yapping or are we gonna fight?
I vanish from sight and reappear in front of Sasuke and punch him in the face with powerful force and kick him in the chest and punch him in the mouth and I dealt him a huge number of punches and kicks to his face and body and I kick him in the stomach and send him flying toward a training post.
Naruto kicked him in the back of the head and Sasuke belched out a big amount of blood along with some of his teeth.
Iruka: This is incredible. Their teamwork is amazing and they're overwhelming Sasuke.
Me and Naruto do a combined punch and punch him in the face and Sasuke went flying and he crashed into a cart full of melons.
Iruka: Winners, J.D. and Naruto.
Everyone but Sasuke's fanclub cheered.
Sasuke's Fanclub screamed bloody murder.
Lincoln was facing Kiba and he won with ease.
In the Jutsu part we demonstrated some of the jutsu we know.
Me: This one is a little destructive so you may want to hold on to something.
I focus on a training post and cup my hands to my side.
Me: KA! ME! HA! ME! HA!
I thrust my hands forward and a blue beam of energy fires from my wrists at the training post and it hit it and obliterated it in a huge explosion.
When the smoke cleared all that was left of the training post was a small black charred crater. Everyone was floored.
Iruka: What was that?
Me: That was the Kamehameha Wave. A blast of Ki.
Iruka was flabbergasted.
Iruka: Ki!? That's impossible! No ninja alive has ever been able to utilize the Physical Component of Chakra.
Me: Not until now. Me, Naruto, Sakura, Fu, Lincoln and Laney can use Ki. And we can use Spirit Energy and Chakra. Ki is far more destructive than Chakra and it possesses enough power to destroy an entire planet. But luckily I have full control over my power. I have another technique.
I hold out my right hand and form a sword made of pure black and green fire.
Me: SWORD OF THE DARKNESS FLAME!
I slash another training post into a thousand pieces and they were incinerated in seconds.
Me: This is one of my Spirit Energy techniques, Sword of the Darkness Flame. It forms a sword made of pure fire from the Netherworld and it's hotter than the surface of the Sun. Anything it cuts through will be incinerated in an instant.
Iruka and the class were flabbergasted.
Iruka: That's insane. I never even knew you were capable of all that.
Me: Naruto, Sakura, Fu, Lincoln and Laney have the ability to do so too. Here's another one.
I envelope myself in an aura of Lightning and channel it into my hand and it made the sound of birds chirping.
Me: LIGHTNING STYLE: CHIDORI MISSILE!
I fire a beam of lightning from my hand and it pierces through the last training post and it exploded with incredible power.
It was reduced to nothing but toothpicks.
Iruka: Wow! You invented a variation of Kakashi's Chidori?
Me: Yes. It's called Lightning Style: Chidori Missle. The Chidori when you use it relies on extreme speed and creates a tunnel vision effect on the user. So I invented a way to get around that. By turning it into a ranged assassination jutsu.
Iruka: That's incredible. You earned extra credit for this great demonstration.
Naruto decided to demonstrate a jutsu.
Naruto channeled Chakra into his right hand and it spiraled around very fast and Naruto channeled Lightning and Wind Chakra into it and it became a pitch black Rasengan crackling with thunder and Lightning.
Naruto: STORM STYLE: RASENGAN!
Naruto slammed it into the ground and it became a huge thunderstorm crackling with lightning and really loud thunder that shattered all the windows near the academy.
Iruka and the class were covering their ears.
When it died down, Naruto came back.
Iruka: [Shocked] Naruto you know the 4th Hokage's Jutsu?
Naruto: I do Iruka-Sensei and I completed it. It's a Triple S-Rank secret.
Iruka: I understand.
Sakura demonstrated her Earth Style: Earth Dragon, Fu used Water Style: Water Dragon, Lincoln demonstrated his Lightning Powers and Laney demonstrated her Plant Powers.
In the Ninjutsu test, we did the 3 Ninjutsus: Transformation, Substitution and Clone.
Iruka: Okay, J.D. First do the Transformation Jutsu.
Me: Okay. Let me see here. Ooh! I know.
I transform into Tobirama Senju the 2nd Hokage.
Iruka: Great job J.D. Bonus points for no handsigns. Now do the Substitution.
Me: Okay. Ready bro? Naruto is gonna help me with this one is that okay?
Iruka: That's fine just as long as it's part of the test.
Naruto: Ready.
I stand ready and Naruto threw a Paper Bomb with the kanji for spicy on it and I substitute with Mizuki and the Paper Bomb exploded and Hot Sauce splashed onto Mizuki's face and into his eyes.
Mizuki: [In pain] AAAHHH! My Eyes!
The Entire class was laughing at him. Except for Sasuke.
Iruka saw me on the desk.
Iruka: What was that?
Me: Our patent pending Hot Sauce Paper Bomb. We made lots of different paper bombs that do different things.
I pull out lots of different Paper Bombs and they have different Kanji on each of them.
Me: I have one for, Acid, Lava, Garbage, Toxic Waste and the list goes on.
Iruka: You guys thought of everything. Now do the Clone Jutsu.
Me: Okay. I can't do the regular Clone so here's a different version. FIRE STYLE: CLONE!
A bunch of flames appeared and became copies of me.
Iruka popped one and they exploded into a huge pillar of fire.
Iruka: Whoa! These are like Shadow Clones!
Me: Whenever they pop, they explode with the power of 2 pounds of Napalm.
Iruka: That's deadly. But you pass.
Everyone cheers for me and I take a headband and put it on my arm.
Naruto transformed into his dad
I threw a bear trap Paper Bomb at him and Naruto substituted with Sasuke and it exploded and a Bear Trap snapped onto Sasuke's butt.
He screamed in huge pain.
We all laugh at him and Iruka takes the trap off.
Naruto used Shadow Clone and passes.
Sakura, Fu, Lincoln and Laney pass too.
The simulator fast forwarded to the day of team placements.
Me, Naruto, Sakura, Fu, Lincoln and Laney walked into the Academy classroom and we see Sasuke looking at us with extreme hate.
Me: Nice try CHEATER.
Naruto: Your little helper Mizuki is now in prison for his crimes CHEATER.
As we sat down, Sasuke wondered how we found out about how he cheated.
Iruka came in.
Iruka: All right. Today is the day you are placed on teams. Before I announce Team Placements, lets announce this years Rookie Shinobi and Kunoichi of the year. First us is Rookie Kunoichi of the Year. We have a 4 way tie. This years Rookie Kunoichi are Sakura Haruno, Ino Yamanaka, Fu and Laney Loud.
We cheer for them.
Naruto: Way to go girls.
Sakura: Thanks Naruto.
Ino: Thank you Naruto.
Fu: Thanks Naruto.
Me: Way to go Laney.
Laney: Thanks J.D.
Lincoln: Way to go sis.
Laney: Thanks Lincoln.
Iruka: Now then lets move on to who earned the Rookie Shinobi of the Year.
Sasuke's fangirls squealed believing that their Sasuke had the Rookie Shinobi in the bag.
Naruto: [Whispers to Me, Lincoln, Kiba, Choji, and Shino] Guys, I don't know who will actually take the award but I did manage to get wind of who wasn't going to get it.
Me: [Whispers] I have a feeling I know who it is too.
Iruka: This years Rookie Shinobi are... Well we have another tie. This time with 3 people. They are Lincoln Loud, J.D. Knudson and Naruto Uzumaki.
The boys, Sakura, Hinata, Ino, Fu, and Laney cheered but Sasuke's fangirls were outraged.
Sasuke: [Seething] Excuse me?
Me, Naruto and Lincoln accepted the award and went back to our seats.
Sasuke: You better have a good explaination why that deadbeat is Rookie of the Year instead of me!
Iruka had enough of Sasuke.
Iruka: Do you honestly think that I would give such a prestigious award to a cheater?
Sasuke froze in horror.
Kiba: So THAT'S what Naruto and J.D. were talking about earlier.
Iruka: If they hinted at something earlier then yes, that's what they meant, Kiba. That's not all Sasuke. The Hokage is well aware of what transgressed last week and he is HIGHLY displeased with you, with not only last week but your entire Academy Career. Apparently Mizuki has been giving you perfect scores throughout your time here. I can't bar you from becoming a genin since there seems to be no proof that the other instructors did the same. However in the meeting I attended this morning, it was decided that not only were you to be taken out of the running for Rookie Shinobi of the Year, but as of now your records will show that you have the worst grades in the class. In other words, you are this years dead last.
Me, Naruto, Lincoln, Laney and Fu blow raspberries at him.
Sakura: I guess that makes you the BRAINDEAD LAST! [Rimshot]
The Class Laughs.
Me: [Laughs] Good one Sakura.
Lincoln: That was funny Sakura.
Sakura: Thank you.
Iruka: [Laughs] That was pretty funny. Now onto teams.
Teams 1 - 6 are not important.
Iruka: Team 7 will be J.D. Knudson, Naruto Uzumaki, Sakura Haruno, Fu, Lincoln Loud, Laney Loud and Sasuke Uchiha.
Me: Oh shoot!
Iruka: I know you guys don't like eachother but you'll have to put up with it. Your sensei will be Kakashi Hatake. Team 8 will be Hinata Hyuga, Shino Aburame and Kiba Inuzuka. Your sensei will be Asuma Sarutobi. Team 9 with Might Guy is still in circulation. Team 10 will be Ino Yamanaka, Shikamaru Nara and Choji Akimichi. Your sensei will be Asuma Sarutobi. Your senseis will pick you up after lunch. Take care.
After lunch all the other senseis and teams have left but us.
We are waiting for Kakashi to arrive.
Lincoln: When is Kakashi-Sensei gonna get here?
Laney: Yeah it's been over an hour and a half.
Me: [Sighs] It's something we're gonna have to put up with for a while. Kakashi-Sensei has an extremely annoying habit of showing up late to everything by 2 hours.
Naruto: Yeah. It really gets on our nerves. Right Sakura?
Sakura: Yep.
Me: Luckily I have a bargaining chip should it arise. But also, I'm willing to bet 100 bowls of Ramen that those dumb Buttfaces on the Civilian Council ordered him to train Sasuke and ONLY Sasuke.
Laney: I have a feeling you're right J.D.
Lincoln: Me too. Those people are total menace's to this entire village.
Sasuke: If it will please me in getting ultimate power than so be it. So SHUT UP.
Me: Go suck on a doorknob you idiot.
The door opened and in came Kakashi Hatake.
Kakashi: Are you all Team 7?
Me: Yes we are.
Kakashi: My first impression is that you're all slow and I hate you.
Me: Sticks and stones sensei.
Naruto: You're late sensei.
Kakashi: Sorry, I got lost on the road of life.
Me: I know what you mean. That road has a lot of twists and turns that make it very easy to get lost.
Kakashi: I know. Meet me on the roof in 5 minutes.
Kakashi vanished and we run up to the roof.
We got there in 30 seconds.
Kakashi: You guys are fast.
Me: Speed is an important part. Also, Sasuke is a menace.
Kakashi: Why do you say that?
Me: You saw how Sasuke was deprived of his Rookie Shinobi rights I take it. I have a very strong feeling that Sasuke will go Rogue in the next couple of months.
Kakashi: What is the chance?
Me: 98.5%
Kakashi: That bad huh?
Me: Yep.
The door opened and onto the roof came Sasuke.
Me: What kept you Turtle Duck?
Sasuke: Shut up!
Kakashi: Okay that's enough. Let's start by introducing ourselves. I want you to tell us your name, likes, dislikes, hobbies if any and goals for the future.
Lincoln: How does it go?
Kakashi: My name is Kakashi Hatake. My likes... My dislikes... My hobbies are personal. Goals for the future...
Me: Sheesh. Some resumé. All right. My name is James Knudson but everyone calls me J.D. I like my friends, my family, and hanging out with my friends and family. I don't like bullies, perverts, rapists, murderers, corruption, gangs and especially SASUKE! [I look at Sasuke with intense hate] My hobbies are training, playing games, reading, helping my family around the house and more. My dream is to become the greatest fighter and force for good in the world.
Kakashi: You definitely have what it takes J.D.
Naruto: My name is Naruto Uzumaki Namikaze. I like ramen, my dad, my mom, my friends, Sakura, Fu, Ino, Hinata, my tenant, learning new techniques, swordfighting, gardening, reading, writing, quilting, archery and dancing. I HATE murderers, thieves, traitors, rapists, perverts, corruption, oppression, and SASUKE! My hobbies are trying new ramen, playing games, pranks, hanging out with my friends, and well, that's it. My dream is to become Hokage in honor of my father Minato Namikaze, have a loving family and bring the world together in a new era of peace, love and unity.
Kakashi was floored.
Kakashi: [In his head] He knows who his parents are along with his Jinchuriki status?! I'm gonna have to have a talk with the Hokage about this.
Sasuke: There's no way that loser is the son of the 4th Hokage! He can't be!
Me: Shut your trap Sasuke! No one asked for your opinion Ducklicker!
Sakura: My name is Sakura Haruno. I like Naruto, Gardening, Reading, Writing, my mom, Quilting, and Cooking. I HATE, traitors, murderers, thieves, perverts, rapists, corruption and SASUKE! My hobbies are training, archery, swordfighting, playing games and hanging out with my friends. My dream is to become the most powerful Kunoichi in the world and have a family with Naruto.
Lincoln: My name is Lincoln Loud. I like my 14 sisters, my friends, comics, games, some sports and flying. I don't like sibling fights, and I agree with J.D., Naruto and Sakura's dislikes. Plus I HATE Sasuke! My hobbies are collecting comics and playing video games. I don't know what my dreams for the future hold.
Laney: You'll think of something big brother. My name is Laney Loud. I'm one of Lincoln's little sisters. I like reading, writing, my sisters and brother, gardening and all of nature. I don't like murderers, bullies, perverts and Sasuke. My hobbies are gardening and making things grow. I don't know what I want to do for the future.
Me: You guys will think of something. There's plenty of stuff to do out there.
Lincoln: That's true.
Kakashi: Wow. You two have a very big family.
Fu: My name is Fu. I don't have a last name. I like bugs, butterflies, dragonflies, my tenant, gardening and reading. I agree with Naruto's Dislikes. I also hate my former village the Hidden Waterfall and I HATE SASUKE! My hobbies are flying and swordfighting. My dream is to become one of the most powerful kunoichi in the world and have a family with Naruto.
Sasuke: My name is Sasuke Uchiha. I hate everything and I don't like anything at all. My only hobby is getting power. What I have is not a dream because I will make it a reality. I'm going to restore my clan and destroy 3 certain someones.
Me: [In my head] Like that'll ever happen.
Naruto: [In his head] What a monster.
Kakashi: [In his head] I've got an interesting group. A powerful lover of his friends, Sensei's son, A Flower Princess, An Insect Queen, A Hobbiest, A Gardener and Mr. Dark and Broody. [Out loud] All right now we will have our first mission. Survival exercise.
Me: Ha! I know what you're trying to do sensei.
Kakashi: And what might that be?
Me: You're going to give us our True Genin Test. The Academy was to see if we had what it takes to qualify as Genin. Your test will see if we are worthy to be Genin. 66% failure rate and only 9 of us will pass. But because we're a team of 6, that makes 12.
Kakashi: How did you know all that?
Me: Doesn't take a rocket scientist to figure you out Kakashi-Sensei. Also...
I pull out from my tool pouch a Make Out Paradise Book.
Me: You like these books right?
Kakashi looked in his tool pouch and saw that his book wasn't there.
Kakashi: That's mine! How did you get that?
Me: That's my little secret. Now [I snap my fingers and my thumb has a little flame on it like a match] You will give us our test today or your book burns.
Kakashi was scared.
Kakashi: Okay, okay, okay! Meet me at training ground 7 in 10 minutes! Just don't hurt my book!
Me: Wise choice. Don't be late.
I hand the book back to him and we all leave for the training ground.
Me, Naruto, Sakura, Fu, Lincoln and Laney arrive.
Lincoln: Was that your bargaining chip you told us about?
Me: Yep. But that was only half of it. Listen.
I snap my fingers and Kakashi screamed in sadness.
Kakashi: [From a distance] NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Me: [Sinister Chuckle] Stooge.
Sasuke arrived 5 minutes later.
Kakashi arrived another 5 minutes later and he was not happy.
Kakashi pulls out 5 bells from his tool pouch.
Kakashi: Now for your test. You have until 6:00 PM to get these bells from me. If you don't, you fail and you'll be sent back to the academy. Ready? Begin!
Naruto, Sakura, Fu, Lincoln, Laney and Sasuke hide while I face Kakashi.
Kakashi: You know you're supposed to hide right?
Me: I know. But I want to show you what I'm capable of. Just a forewarning, I won't be holding back.
Kakashi: Well in that case, [Lifts up his headband and reveals that he has a Sharingan in his left eye] Neither will I.
Me: So that's the Sharingan or Copy Wheel Eye. Now I've got something to show you.
I start charging up my power and my aura flares up and it turns yellow.
Me: HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
I transform and my wings are spread and my hair is golden yellow and my golden aura was active.
Me: I didn't know it was gonna be that kind of fight.
Kakashi was floored.
Kakashi: [In his head] What is he? I've never seen this kind of transformation. The level of chakra I'm sensing off of him is mindboggling. He makes even Madara Uchiha look like a joke.
Me: I can tell by your reaction Sensei. This is my ultimate transformation. I unlocked this somehow when I was fighting in the Netherworld. I call it Super Angel.
Kakashi: Incredible.
Sasuke was seething with extreme rage and jealousy.
Sasuke: [In his head] How can he have more power than me!? It's not fair! I should have all this power! I'm an elite! I deserve everything! I will go to the council and make him give me his power!
Me: [To Sasuke] You will not have my power Sasuke even if you get the Council to make me give it to you!
Sasuke was floored.
Sasuke: Did you just read my mind!?
Me: Yes I did. Here's how I got these powers. When I was a baby, I was playing in my backyard at home when a storm come in. Suddenly out of nowhere, I was exposed to Cosmic Radiation, Radiation from Outer Space. I was forever changed. I have immortality, invincibility, winged flight, element control and numerous other powers. I trained at a rigorous and extremely hard level to control my powers and it was a brutal process.
Lincoln: Whoa. J.D. was born with these powers because of Cosmic Radiation? Amazing!
Laney: Unbelievable.
Sakura: Cosmic Radiation? I had no idea such a thing even existed.
Fu: Me neither.
Naruto: Same here.
Me: It's confusing guys. I know. Cosmic Radiation travels all over the infinitely vast distances of the Universe. It's incredibly powerful and its effects are completely unpredictable. You never know what could happen.
Kakashi: That's incredible. Lets continue on.
Me: Sorry.
I dash toward Kakashi and punch him in the face and he went flying and skidded and I leg sweeped him and kicked him high into the air and teleport up to him and axe kick him in the stomach. It sent him crashing into the ground.
Kakashi got up and Naruto grabbed him and threw him into the air and Sakura punched him in the stomach and face.
Fu punched Kakashi in the stomach and crotch and threw him into the ground.
Laney used her plant powers and swung Kakashi around at Mach 1 and it made him sick and he threw up in his mask.
Lincoln fired some lightning at Kakashi and it electrocuted him and Laney threw him into the ground.
Kakashi was knocked out cold and I took the bells and we passed.
The simulator ended and I powered down and we turned in for the night.
THE END.
Another Fanfiction Complete.
I wanted to do a Naruto exercise where we do some elements from my books and I added the techniques from Dragonball Z, and Yu Yu Hakusho into my arsenal of powers. I even made some of my own techniques. You'll see some more of those later on. In these stories I got all my powers because of Cosmic Radiation and I got the idea for that from Cow & Chicken. The episode "The Legend of Sailcat" sparked the idea. Sailcat got his powers from "Strange Radiation from Outer Space" or Cosmic Radiation. So I got the idea from that. I hope you guys like it.
See you next time.
Dragonball Series Elements belong to Akira Toriyama, Shonen Jump and Many Media Companies.
Yu Yu Hakusho elements belongs to Yoshihiro Togashi, Shonen Jump and Viz Media.