Inauguration day
Nami was deep in thought as she sat in the Hokage office. It was officially inauguration day. Today her dreams would come true, when she was younger she always pictured it being more happy: But instead she sat somberly in her seat overthinking her past and finding little to be happy about in her future.
For starters she seen how her dad was, endless hours couped up in an office doing nothing but signing papers, arguing with a diplomat everynow and then. It was boring and not to mention she was only eighteen, and she will be sending out her friends on dangerous missions while she sat back and did nothing, just prey they returned.
It was her dream. And now it was accomplished, not only that she was a valuable asset to the village which pretty much meant, her fighting was to be kept to a minimum, and her brain was to be used more efficiently. Basically it was the academy all over again.
"One, you must use a more professional tone when you address the people." Kushina talked as she read Nami manuscript.
"You should be loud but dont strain your voice. Your tone should be authoratative, but not demanding. Smooth like water, but rich like butter."
"Enough Kushina let the poor girl think in peace. She's already as frustrated as one could be."
"Explain why she just jumped out the window then?" Kushina said. Minato did a double take and indeed Nami was no longer in her seat. The window was open and the wind was blowing through.
"Should you get her or should I?"
Kushina shook her head
"No, let her have her moment."
Nami was standing at the top of the Hokage monument, the same place her and Naruto would talk. She looked over the village, every single building, every single life, every single thing that was inside the village was now hers to command, to protect, to cherish.
"I thought I'll find you up here." Shikamaru said as he calmly walked up to his new boss.
"I wanted to clear my mind." Shikamaru nodded.
"And think of him." Nami didn't deny it.
"This is ours now to protect." Shikamaru smirked it was always like Nami to share the responsibility.
"Yeah you could say that."
Nami smirked.
"You know Shika, I'll be needing a good adviser."
"Already put in the papers, I'll be by your side the moment you swear in." Nami smirked, it was always like Shikamaru to think ahead. Without him, her little stroll would've ended in disaster.
"The others?"
"Ready to see you take your hat, and treat them all to Ramen." Nami nodded.
"Fine, but I'm not paying."
Shikamaru frowned.
"You said that last time too, even though you invited us."
"I'm the one becoming Hokage."
"So? That should be a even better reason why you should pay." Nami sighed.
"Is Chouji coming?"
"You bet he is." Nami sigh deepened.
"Fine but he's limited to 15 bowls." Shikamaru looked appaled.
"My god your trying to starve the kid." They looked at each other before they both burst out into laughter.
The first cannon went off and Nami got serious.
"Don't worry Nami, you might be in charge but your not one person. Just like its your job to protect us, its our job to protect you." Nami nodded.
"Well lets get this show on the road!" Before she jumped off. Shikamaru smirked.
'Hopefully your not hiding your pain behind your smile, because you cant keep feelings surpressed forever, as much as I hate to admit it we actually need her knuckle head.'
Shikamaru decided to walk down. Jumping off just took too much effort. He rather save Chakra for retraining chouji later when he reaches the limit and tries to get more.
He should probably invite Temari too, but then again Nami wouldn't pay for her, and he'll be stuck with her bill.
'Troublesome.'
"You got to be kidding me Sasuke! You brought us all the way out here just to see your little ex girlfriend become Hokage. The same girl we would have to attack to further are plans? I knew I should've went to Mizu when I had the chance; Mei-sama was giving out pardons like candy." Sugetsu whinned as he stood in the crowd. They were under a genjutsu ofcourse, but it was still frustrating not to mention the amount of guards located among the civilian crowd was a bit excessive.
"Shut up, and stop complaining. Sasuke just came to measure her up." Guren said. Sugetsu snorted.
"You wish."
Jugo just stood quietly. Its been a long time since hes been part of a crowd. And even longer since he had no desire to kill those around him. He enjoyed it. It was a pieceful serene feeling, and he had a feeling that it wouldn't be a moment he'll come across often so he embraced it.
Sasuke for his part was tracking a small object decending from the sky.
'So she did it.' Sasuke thought. All those years ago when she told him she'll be Hokage some day he just didn't take her serious. Nami was strong but always a little to eccentric, to hyper to be comfined to a room. He always thought the elders would prolong her accension to Kage and keep Nami in the field as long as possible. But then again, he guessed Konoha was moving away from such militeristiv thinking. Then it hit him.
'So they know about the Akaktsuki.' Sasuke smirked. I guess coming for Nami wouldn't be as easy as Pain hoped. He'll have to come to her, and the reason he said he will come to her because he couldn't think of any other Akaktsuki member that could take on a whole village.
He stood in amazement as he watched her fall gracefully from the sky. It was one of those moments where you wished you was beside the person. He tried not to smile but he failed, before turning around.
"Lets go, we still need to go to lightning and get the Hachibi."
"Huh? You make us come out here and you aint even going to watch her get the freaking hat!"
Sasuke nodded.
"I saw enough. Plus, I hate being in this village it brings me bad memories."
"To us all." Sasuke frowned as he heard that. It was Nami standing infront of him. He looked back and saw another Nami standing on the roof of the Hokage monument.
"Don't worry, I'm just a clone. The real me said thank you for keeping your promise." With that the shadow clone dispersed.
"Let's go guys."
the next moment they disappeared from view.
Nami smiled a little as she got the memory back. It wasn't the first time her and Sasuke crossed path. They met plenty of times during her travels, it usually ended in the landscape being redecorated but it was always love. He promised if she beat him one day he'll come see her become Hokage.
"Nami its time to begin!"
Nami nodded as she wore her purple cape with gold writing on the back. It's official she was now Hokage.
"To the people of Konoha!" The crowd went silent.
"From this day, to the end of my tenure as your Hokage. I shall forever shine my light upon every leaf in this village, and watch it blossom under my rays. I, Nami Uzumaki, promise you; the people of the leaf village to be as competent as I could be, and you should know that under me you should be safe, and any dangers that come before us should be trampled with the same passion I have for you." The crowd went crazy under such wise words. Before Nami raised her hand and the crowd waited with bathed breath for more.
"I thank you for granting me such a lovely opportunity, your belief in me has made my dreams come true, and hopefully I shall set the precedent for every other child with a dream. And show them that dreams are possible to accomplish, through hard word, dedication and last but not least. Faith thank you."
With that the crowd went wild and Nami turned around.
Minato smirked.
"I couldn't say it better myself." Kushina smirked.
"Good because you didn't."
Nami sat in her seat its been three days since she took office and only two words could sum up her last couple of days. Boredom, and exhaustion. You could see how that could be a problem, especially when you were sigining papers that pretty much controlled the direction the village went towards.
"Shikamaru is here to see you Lady Nami."
Nami nodded. Shikamaru walked in and easily avoided a couple of books being thrown in his direction.
"Having a nice time signing books?"
"Some." Nami admitted.
"So, we've had three different akaktsuki attacks, two of them ended up with them succeding in capturing they're targets. And ond failed, I guess Gaara sent help. But even with that they took heavy casualties. What do you suppose we do?"
Nami sighed and placed her pen down.
"Where are the rest of them?"
"In there respected home villages."
"Which one were taken?"
"six and four."
"What did the villages think?"
"Both indifferent. Especially since one of them was a missing nin."
"Why aren't they taking better measures to protect they're jinchuriki have they not gotten theyre memos?"
"'Most places don't view thigs like that, like we do."
Nami frowned.
"Then tell them if they don't take better care of their militaristic weapons we would have to take action. The more of them they get the faster they come for me."
Shikamaru nodded.
"Why not meet with them?" Nami shook her head.
"The Raikage is impossible to get too, the Mizukage. Gaara has stayed neutral in almost all events and only intervened in the last one because it was on his land. Then you have Tsuchikage and well she hates all Uzumaki's. Then the other guy is protecting the seven tails better then us major village are. So a kage summit would be useless." Nami said a little annoyed that she couldn't help the situation.
"Then why not reach out to the land of snow. Have them help us with a couple of them. They have the technology to track them down or at least sway the Mizukage who could in turn sway the Raikage, who could sway Gaara. That's 4-1 with the only one saying no being the land of rock."
"No." Nami said. Shikamaru didn't bother asking why.
"Okay then, we'll just let them get scooped up."
Nami nodded.
"We'll let them come to they're senses. If they don't they'll lose all of theres and we got ours."
"That's terrible politcs." Nami sighed.
"Fine. I'll talk to my father and see what we could come up with."
"I'll leave you to that."
Shikamaru walked out the office and in his usual lazy stroll he avoided all stairs and almost any people. He was deep in thought in how to tackle the Jinchuriki situation.
"Lost?"
"I might be."
"Maybe I should point you in the right direction."
"I doubt it." He opted to get hit with the fan instead of avoiding in.
"You hit me soft that time, what? Time of the month?"
"I'll kill you but I got to talk to your Kage, and opening up with I killed your top adviser is bad for buisness."
"I guess you could say that. What are you doing afterwards?"
"Ichiraku?"
"Nah; how about Bougirssea."
"Borgirssea you say? Oh my how you know how to spoil a lady." Shikamaru smirked.
"You're paying." Temari frowned.
"We'll see about that. I'll see you there at 7."
"8. I'll be napping at that time."
"Fine." Shikamaru smirked that meant he had an extra thirty minutes to sleep. Not to mention if he went early it showed motivation, and that just wasnt in his character.
"And if your late, I'll pick the most expensive thing on the menu."
'Dammit, now I have to go early.'
Frowning the lazy Nara walked out the building.
'Troublesome.'
Nami groaned after she got out of another defeat at the hands of Temari. Getting the sand village to do anything that involved fighting was harder then getting chouji under 2 bowls at any restaurant. When the fuck did Gaara become a pacifist.
"Someone looks tired."
"You forgot feels tired too."
"What gots you all worked up."
"Suna."
"Ah, they said no again."
"More like, lets discuss this further in my village."
"Cruel."
"I'm the one that has to travel through the damn desert just to get another lets discuss this further. If I hear that shit again I might just cut them off completely."
"Unwise."
"Un-cared for."
"I don't think that's a word."
"I'll make it one I just got to get in touch with the dictionary commitee."
"They'll probably have to discuss it further." Nami turned red before slamming her fist on the desk.
"This isn't a dream this is a nightmare! How could I be so powerful but everyone could say no to me."
"They're not saying no."
"They might as well! If everything I want takes five years, I'll be ancient by the time my ice cream bill passes."
"Ice cream bill?"
"Make stores automatically have to have the AC on during the summer."
"Why Ice cream?"
"Sounds cool. And appeals to the younger generation."
"Yeah, but your surrounded by old people. Why not do things for young people while, making it sound like it would be enjoyable for them as well."
"Haven't thought about that."
"Where is Shikamaru." Nami thought about it.
"He did mention something like that before."
"You should've listened."
"He said something like that too."
"You're not built for this."
"You're right take my job."
"No way in hell, I already did my time."
Nami sighed as she looked at the man she owed all her powers too. Jiraiya stood by the window eating a apple.
"So, what you got?" Jiraiya tossed her a scroll.
"Saids there he died."
"It was about time."
"Was it?"
"I mean he had it coming."
"Did he?"
"He was stabbed in the chest."
"True."
Nami unrolled the scroll. The name on it was Hegu Unrulo. A high class drug lord.
"How much he had?"
"A couple billions."
"Where is it now?"
"Given back to the people." Nami nodded.
"Good."
"Why are we going after these guys again?"
"They're useless and live off the poor."
"Sounds like the council."
"Yeah but they have morals."
"Some of them."
"Regardless, we're helping people that cant help themselves. That's what matters."
"Nami the protector of the world. Sending high rank ninjas on low rank missions to kill off the immoral tyrants of the world, while she fails desperately at diplomacy. Oh, how the history books would quickly forget you."
Nami frowned.
"I'm trying here! Give a kid a break. I'm doing what I need to do."
"Are you?"
"I'm trying!"
"Are you?"
"Yes."
"I don't see it."
"What would you have me do?!"
"Go to Suna, tell the Kazekage if he doesn't start pulling his weight you'll cut them off, cripple they're economy and laugh when they ask for help when the land of stone tries to invade them."
"But Gaara is a friend." It was true. she and the sand trio were friends.
"As Hokage you have no friends. You have people that work for you, people you protect, and people that need to be taken cared of. And without Gaara help you put all three of those things at risk."
"I'll talk to my father."
"He is no longer Hokage you are. Stop asking for help and make your own decisions. The only person you should discuss things of this matter with is he council which your father is apart of, and your advisers. Outside of that Minato is a civilian, he should not know things the other civilians don't."
"Give a kid a break!"
"You had one, for a year and a half. You took some time off. Now its time to work. And put an end to taking out your frustrations on things that don't concern you just for you could feel better about yourself."
Nami groaned again, and again.
"Fine."
"Not fine. I simply gave you a suggestion. Now it's up to you to think it out, discuss it with the council, talk to Shikamaru and make up your mind. Also, you'll be here all night. I just seen them bring up a truck load of papers with your name on it."
"It's over?"
"I wish." Shikamaru said as he watched Chouji down another bowl of what ever the hell he was eating. He was on his eleventh bowl and he showed no signs of slowing. The date was suppose to be originally just him and Temari but she had a friend, and the friend didn't want to stay alone so he invited his friend, and now his friend was making him look bad.
"He sure has an appetite." Temari friend said as her eye twitched.
"You could say that." Shikamaru said as he ate his food. Temari looked indifferent already use to the Akamichi antics.
"Yeah, he's taking his time today. He must like you." Temari joked. Shikamaru smiled.
"Chouji your scaring the gal." Chouji stopped a small piece of spaghetti hanging from his lips.
"I'm sorry, I was on a mission to take out some low level thug and it required a ton of energy. I need to get it back before my muscles eat themselves."
"What?"
"Don't bother trying to hear him explain. It'll be worse then watching him eat some more bowls."
"Talking about that, me and Shikamaru are going to take our leave. Have fun." With that Temari grabbed Shikamaru by the arm and pulled him out the restaurant.
"We forgot to pay."
"No, I know the waiter I told him to put it on my tab."
"You know the waiter?"
"This is no time to he jealous."
"I think its the perfect time to be jealous. How do you know him?"
"So now you show enthusiam." Temari said smirking. Shikamaru nodded.
"Doesn't matter he'll be fired by next week." Temari giggled.
"You'll get rid of him for me?"
"Its that or close the restaurant."
"How would you do that?"
"Chouji parents own most of them including that one." Temari looked amazed before her eye twitched.
"So why are we paying."
"Capitalism."
"Idiot."
"I've been called worse."
"Like lazy?"
"I take pride in that." Temari laughed before laying her head on his shoulder.
As they walked down the busy central city of Konoha.
"If you weren't so charming I'll kill you."
"Yeah, yeah. I heard it all before."
"Shut up and enjoy the fact I agreed to this."
Shikamaru smirked.
"Troublesome."
"Sasuke if your not going to take this serious, we might as well avoid walking into these places." Guren said as she killed off a couple more thugs. They're third time attacking a tyrant village. The problem was that they always used more energy then they needed to because Sasuke wouldn't fully apply himself.
"We're fine." Sugetsu said as he did a back flip, cutting a couple of ninjas in half before spinning in a swirl like motion and chopping down a couple more thugs, before taking form again and sending his blade like a bullet through three thugs before dashing forward ripping it out and using the same blade to stab the leader through the chest.
"See. We're fine." Sugetsu said as he looked around the room. It was messy, bloody and crowded.
Sasuke was standing to the side with one leg up against the wall, with Jugo sitting down meditating at his side.
Guren eye twitched.
"You idiot! I am not going to be your little mule that does your dirty work!"
Sasuke sighed.
"We were told to hold back on capturing the eight tails. The Raikage would be out the village in five months and during that time the hachibi will be left alone to defend himself. That'll be the perfect window to attack. Not to mention why not keep are skills sharp."
"You mean mine and Sugetsu; you haven't sharpened your skills in the slightest since we started this useless manslaughter."
"I don't partake in useless killings."
"But you assume we will?"
"You want to stop?"
"Hell no."
"No. but still." Guren admitted.
"Why not just relax? Go to the land of hot springs? Just me and you."
"Who would keep Jugo from going crazy?"
"Sugetsu?"
"He'll kill me."
"See everybody wins." Sasuke shook his head.
"Maybe later. Let's go we have another village to attack and then after that we have to go back to Oto and talk to Kabuto about the enhancement we needed for Jugo curse mark."
"Back to that place! I thought you killed Orochimaru for that we don't have to stay there."
"No, I killed Orichimaru for that I don't have to stay there."
"You mean your body, cause you'll technically would've been Orochimaru." Sugetsu cut in.
"You get the point." Guren sighed. She was the only girl in the group and she was getting tired of it.
"How about we add another girl to the group?"
"No." Sasuke said. Sugetsu looked pissed off.
"Fine you have all the fun." Sasuke smirked.
"Just do what you usually do." Sugetsu smirked.
"Even if a girl was added I'll still do what I do."
"Idiot." Guren said before turning his head to water.
"Watch it you'll mess up my wavy hair style."
Jugo laughed. They all turned there heads to look at him.
"That's it this day has gotten weird enough. Let's get out of here." Sugetsu said as he began to walk out.
"I thought you was in charge Sasuke." Sasuke shook his head.
"No. I am a part of the team just like you. The problem is you are more concerned with spending time with me then doing things that will be beneficial to the team." Sasuke said. He was never leader material, he always preffered to do things he was told, or just do what his friends wanted.
"Fine. Then I'll pick the next location. I want to go back to my old village and see if its been rebuilt. If not we could probably set up a small base there." Sasuke nodded.
"Lead the way." Guren looked surprise she wasn't expecting him to say yes.
"Sugetsu?" The water kid shrugged his shoulder.
"Sounds good enough. Plus I want to know what country made girls like you for I could stay away from it." Sugetsu said smirking. Jugo looked indifferent Sasuke already spoked for him.
"Alright then! Let's go."
"Morn if you don't stop being annoying I am going to fucking kill you!" Sorrow yelled as she saw her brother kill off another civilian for no reason other then fun.
"Lighten up Sorrow! We're in the middle of nowhere, we're all bored and we wont have to capture the big nine for another year or so. Why not have fun?!" Morn said as he killed off another one.
Sorrow sighed before blasting her brother through a wall.
"Blood put her down." Blood looked at Nami, his hand firmly around an elderly lady neck who was trying furiously to get free.
"I don't wanna."
"Blood! Put the lady down." Blood grilled her for a moment before placing the lady down.
"Fine. But I won't listen to you next time." Sorrow sighed as she looked around.
They were on they're way back home from they're mission.
"Who would've thought dragons were so hard to kill." Morn said as he looked at the bandaid wrapped around his stomach.
"Yeah those long reptiles sure know how to fight." Blood said as he looked around. The whole volcanic mountain littered with dead dragons and random people.
"These were the things the Namikaze were so proud of. Pathetic." Morn said.
"You have to remember they might be sentinent beings but they're still just animals." Sorrow explained. She was the least hurt out of all of them. Probably because she wasn't as reckless.
"When they get word of this that Nami girl is going to be pissed."
"I'll be pissed off; if she wasn't, This is payback for the chunin exam." Blood said as be remembered being cut into pieces.
Sorrow nodded. "I agree. Now let's get out of here." Morn looked around.
"But they're not all dead." Morn said. Sorrow nodded.
"This wasn't an extinction mission, it was a message, and if we don't leave some alive to relay the message then coming here would've been pointless."
"True." Blood said.
"Now where too?" Morn asked.
"Where ever we want too." Sorrow replied.
"Then the land of hot springs? My muscles feel a little stiff after this show down." Sorrow shrugged.
"Why not. We got nothing better to do. We have a year to kill." Morn nodded before his eyes flashed to the rinnegan.
"Let's go. I'm getting sick of the smell of snake."
"Dragons."
"Same shit."
Then next moment they were gone.
"Minato at what time do you think Nami will get back?"
"Who knows." Minato said as he sipped his tea and read his newspaper.
"She hasn't been home since she took office." Minato nodded.
"When I took office a fox was slamming into the east gate."
"This is no time for jokes."
"Who said I'm joking? You were there you saw it." Kushina fought the urge to giggle before she took a seat.
"Oh tell me more Minato-Sama how you took down the mighty nine tails." Minato placed his newspaper down before clearing his throat.
"There I was-"
"We."
"There we were, fighting tooth and nail; toe to toe. The mighty beast looking down at us as I prepared a super massive rasengan with the hopes of taking it out."
"Oh Minato, did the beast bend to your will?"
"Yes Ma'am. It howled as I blasted it to kingdom come, and watched at it kneeled before me." Kushina couldn't take it anymore and burst out kaughing.
"Idiot." Minato smirked.
"What? You think I'm lying?" That was it they lost it before they lost themselves in there laughter before Minato took a couple of breaths and picked up his newspaper.
"Don't worry about Nami, she's fine."
Kushina nodded.
"I guess it could be worse." Minato nodded.
"Yeah, tell me about it." Kushina chuckled before she left.
"I'll talk to you tomorrow. I'm sleepy."
"Don't worry, I'll be there in a minute."
"Thank for the offer." With that Kushina disappeared from view. Minato frowned.
'Hopefully she is okay.'
Said girl.
"I am going fucking crazy!" Nami yelled as she looked at the paperwork pile up more and more.
"Are you okay?"
"NO!"
"Why?"
"Look at the paperwork." Nami sighed.
"It could be worse." Shikamaru cut it.
"I wish it was!" Nami yelled. Shikamaru smirked before picking up a pen and taking a seat.
"I'll guess I'll help you; just this once. Go ahead and take a nap."
"I can't. Juiced up on coffee." Shikamaru nodded before poking Nami in the neck and she was out like a light.
He looked at all the paperwork.
"Troublesome." But he was a good friend. Not to mention he slept little to begin with.
"One day, she better be graceful for everything I've done for her."
"Zabuza its been three days, why are you still mourning. He was lost a long time ago. "
"Because he was my last thing to the past." The elder frowned.
"You got us."
"You don't understand."
"This kid built all of this! The village, the other villages. He might not have been the perfect person but he had vision. He knew what he wanted; he knew how to get there, and most of all he knew what to do. Who to help, who not to help. What was good, what was bad. When it was okay to do good, when it was okay to do bad. It didn't matter. He always knew what he wanted. He placed others first, but never forgot about himself. One of those individuals that was willing to give it all up but did little to show it. Naruto wasn't a good person. He wasn't bad either; he was just your regular teen chasing a dream, that seemed to big for him. But he convinced us all to believe in it. Even though that with time we found him to be crazy, and at times a bit careless, he never turned his back on us even when we turned ours to his. And in his last moment he made sure to give us a chance to save him because he knew that opportunity was valuable to us."
The man stood in silence. Those were the words of a man in pain, and no one to vent too.
"What do you think would be our future?"
Zabuza shrugged his shoulders.
"My future is already decided. I will be leaving the village tomorrow on a journey: Visit new places."
The man looked surprise.
"But sir! Who would look over the village, the people?"
Zabuza shrugged.
"Does it matter?" With that Zabuzs turned his back to Naruto tomb and walked out the small room.
'A place called home, I should've known you were just talk.'
"You're an idiot!" Kurama yelled as he avoided another explosion.
"Shut up."
"I'm going to fucking kill you."
"Shut up."
"May god have the dignity to bless upon you his blessings!"
"Shut up!"
White Kurama sighed as he took a seat and looked at Nami who was firmly placed on his forhead meditating.
"What are you doing anyway."
"Practicing."
"Practicing?"
"Sage mode."
"Oh."
"Yeah."
"Want my help?"
"We blew up last time, and you turned into half a toad before you managed to control it."
"Could've been worse."
"Yeah you could've turned into stone and then you would've been more useless then you already are."
"I take offense to that."
"You should."
"Next time your bleeding from your, your, your"
"My what?"
"Matter of fact. It could be a paper cut and you would not have any help from me. Better invest into KonohaCare because you will no longer have a free medic fox inside you."
Nami giggled.
"Shut up you big fluffy bastard. You wont even let me get a soar thumb before you heal me." The fox smirked.
"And then you call me useless."
"Someone is feeling themselves today."
"I try."
"Don't, please."
"Hows the whole kage thing going?"
Nami raised an eyebrow.
"You haven't been watching?" The fox growled.
"You think your that important to me?"
"No."
"I was watching something else." The fox said before trailing off.
"What exactly."
"Nothing you should concern yourself with right now." Nami nodded.
"Are you going to tell me when to worry?"
"No, You'll know. Trust me. We'll all know."
Sorrow sipped from her coconut cup and smiled as a couple of men fanned her.
"Now this is life."
Morn nodded as he was being fed grapes and was enjoying a soothing hot oil massage.
"Wouldn't be better if we had a village to massacre."
"We're in a village right now." Blood said. He decided to just sit in the hot tub. Boil is his blood a little.
"Nah, I like this place I want to come
more then once."
"So after the third visit?"
"No. I want to come even when I'm old." Sorrow said. As she relaxed into her seat.
"So no?"
"No." Blood sighed. He hated being bored.
"You're boring." Blood said. Sorrow nodded.
"And sane. Sane people are boring." Blood shrugged.
"I didn't ask for this personality I was given it." Sorrow just ignored the kid.
Morn was too busy enjoying himself to actually listen.
"So; how long are we staying here?" Blood asked.
"We bought the three weak special. So how about a month?" Morn moaned in agreement.
Blood sighed before he sinked deeper into the water.
He hated relaxing. It was boring. Before an idea came to his head.
"How about we visit that Naruto kid?" Sorrow shook her head.
"No way Jose." Morn agreed. Blood sighed.
"Sasuke?"
"We're on the same side now." Sorrow explained.
"Oh right."
"Not to mention he beat the living crap out of you the last time you tried." Sorrow said smirking. Blood smiled.
"Win some."
"Lose some." Morn finished. Only cause he also received the same asswhoppen at the hands of the Uchiha.
"Yeah what ever."
"It was three years ago, and all you did was jump on him the moment you got him to yourself." Sorrow blushed.
"Shut up. We wont be going anywhere near any of those people until we are ordered too."
Blood sighed. He really hated being bored.