Luna and Lincoln are in the Simulator.
Me, Varie, Sam, Jessie, Anastasia, Ahsoka, Starfire, Raven, Terra, Volcana, Lori, Eddy, Luan, Lynn, Lucy, Linka, Laney & Crysta, Lana & Lola, Penny, Lily and Lisa are in the control room.
The Simulator Activated and Luna and Lincoln found themselves by RIPCOT (The Really Impressive Prototype City Of next Tuesday) and the home and laboratory for the legendary RIPPING FRIENDS.
Lincoln: We're in the Ripping Friends! One of my favorite shows.
Luna: Mine too bro. This is gonna be rockin'!
They heard a loud Fart and saw the Ripping Friends Chunk, Slab and Rip under attack by Citracett who had now been transformed into Stinky Butt.
Lincoln: That's Citracett!
Luna: Yeah bro! And he's using farts as dangerous weapons.
Lincoln: I remember this episode! This one with Stinky Butt always made us both laugh the hardest.
Luna: Me too. Lets help them out.
Lincoln and Luna ran to them.
The Ripping Friends stood ready.
Stinky Butt: [European Accent] Have a taste of my Hot Pepper Grenades, Ripping Fellows!
Stinky Butt farted out farts that looked like chili peppers at Slab, Chunk and Rip and Luna and Lincoln appeared and Lincoln fired a bolt of lightning and ignited the peppers and they turned into flames and fizzled out and the lightning hit Stinky Butt and electrocuted him.
Stinky Butt fell to the ground sizzling.
Chunk: Did you see what that kid just did?
Slab: Yeah. He got Stinky Butt with lightning.
Rip: Way to go kid!
Lincoln: Thanks guys! Me and my sister Luna here watch your show "The Ripping Friends" all the time and it is awesome!
Luna: It is rockin' dudes! [Makes the rock on hand sign]
Crag came down.
Crag: Looks like you guys need some help.
Lincoln: Crag! I'm glad you came. By the way I'm Lincoln Loud.
Luna: And I'm his big sister, Luna.
Stinky butt got up.
Stinky Butt: You little bratty urchins! Prepare to feel the power of my invincible arsenal!
Luna: I don't think so!
Luna punched Stinky Butt in the face and kicked him in the stomach and punched him in the nose and mouth.
Luna: You need to lay off the beans for a while stinky dude!
Luna kicked him and he went flying and crashed into a tree head on.
Rip: Oooh! Man that's got to hurt.
Chunk: Your sister is one good fighter Lincoln.
Lincoln: We've had a lot of training Chunk.
Stinky Butt got up and he was infuriated. But out of the blue a ball of water with a rainbow music note inside it appeared out of nowhere and touched Luna and she was in a tornado of water and glowing musical notes.
In the Control Room.
Me: Another choosing process.
Laney: Yeah. I can sense it.
Ahsoka: How did you guys get all of your powers if I may ask?
Laney: We were given different powers from the gods of different Myths from all over Earth. I got my plant powers from the Diamond of Gaia. But only those that are pure of heart can get them.
Lori: I got my Wind Powers from the Wind of Ga-Oh, the Spirit of Wind in Iroquois Myth.
Lily: I got my Glowing Water Powers during the April Fools Travesty from the Glowing Water of Coventina, the Celtic Goddess of Water in Irish Myth. It made me into a 10-year-old as a result.
Lana: I got my Ice powers from the Snowflake of Khione, the Goddess of Snow in Greek Myth.
Lola: I got my Fire Powers from the Flame of Gabija, the Spirit of Fire in Lithuanian Myth.
Lucy: I got my Dark Powers from the Black Lightning of Nott, the Goddess of the Night in Norse Myth.
Linka: Me and Lincoln got our Lightning Powers from the Lightning of Hinon, the Iroquois God of Thunder.
Lynn: I got my Earth Powers by the Earthquake of Guabencex, the Goddess of Volcanoes and Earthquakes in the Caribbean Tainos Tribe.
Luan: And I got my Light Powers from Sulis, the Goddess of the Sun in Celtic Myth.
Ahsoka: Wow. This family is like a magnet for superpowers of different types.
Me: Yeah it sure is. I was given my powers because of Cosmic Radiation.
Sam: Well now it looks like Luna will have Superpowers too.
Varie: Lets see what happens.
The Water tornado was emitting divine singing and rock music. When it died down, a blue comet appeared by Luna and it was a sea dragon. It was the Skylander, Echo.
Luna: [Groan] What hit me? I feel strange.
Echo: You've been chosen by an Unknown force Luna Loud.
Luna saw Echo.
Luna: A sea dragon? Cool!
Echo: It's a pleasure to meet you Luna. I'm Echo.
Luna: Same here dude. Wait. I've been given powers too. I wonder what I got.
Luna held out her hand and a stream of Water singing Divinely shot out and hit Stinky Butt and he was enchanted by it. In encased him in a ball of water and it was emitting Rock and Roll Music.
Echo: Rock on Luna! That is some awesome noise.
Luna: Thanks Echo. This is Rockin'!
Echo: That's like my Call of the Siren technique.
Luna: Rockin'!
Lincoln: Luna, That. Was. AWESOME!
Luna: I know bro. Echo this is my brother Lincoln.
Echo: Nice to meet you.
Lincoln: Same here.
The Ball of water popped and Stinky Butt was madder than ever.
Stinky Butt: I've had it with all of you! Prepare for the dying. I will now finish you all Twice and For Once!.
Lincoln: That's "Once and for all" you brainless farting monkey!
Crag: Let us help you all.
Lincoln: Sure Crag.
Crag: Come on guys!
All: IT'S RIPPING TIME!
They all slammed their fists together and a powerful surge of power was felt in them and they charged.
Stinky Butt fired a big stream of fart gas and Lincoln fired a lightning bolt and ignited it and the flaming gas followed Stinky Butt right back to him and exploded in his butt with a powerful force at point blank range. It sent him crashing into a nearby building. Crag, Chunk, Slab and Rip began pulverizing him in a brutal manner and Stinky Butt blew them away with a cloud of stinky fart gas. Luna and Echo fired a stream of music and it hit him and Stinky Butt screamed in pain as his ears began bleeding.
Lincoln fired a ball of lightning and it hit Stinky Butt and electrocuted him.
Echo: Good shot Lincoln.
Lincoln: Thanks Echo.
Crag: How did you like that Stinky Butt?!
Crag punched him in the nose. (BLAM!) Kicked him in the stomach. (CRASH!) Kicked him in the crotch. (WHAM!)
Chunk: Take this you menace to the Earth!
Chunk punched Stinky Butt in the mouth. (BIFF!) Headbutted him. (CRACK!) Kneed him in the stomach. (ZONK!)
Rip: You Like that? How about some more?
Rip punched Stinky Butt in the back. (SMASH!) Leg sweeped him (TRIP!) and kicked him into the air. (WHAM!) Rip jumped up and Pile Drived him into the ground with incredible force. (KRABLAM!)
Slab: Take this you Living Whoopie Cushion!
Slab punched Stinky Butt in the multiple times. (POW BIFF CRACK BASH THWACK ZONK WHAM KATOW WHOMP BLAM CHOMP QUACK!)
Lincoln: Try this on for size. It will shock you to the core.
Lincoln formed some lightning on his fist and punched him with a 1 billion volt shock. (ZAP!)
In the Control Room.
Me: Ooh! That must've really hurt.
Luan: That was truely SHOCKING! [Rimshot] [Laughs] Get it?
Me, Varie, Eddy, Ahsoka, Starfire, Sam, Jessie, Raven and Anastasia laughed.
Me: [Laughs] Good one!
Eddy: [Laughs] Good one, Luan.
Raven: [Laughs] Shocking. I just got it.
Ahsoka: That was funny. Luan you know how to make people laugh.
Luan: Thanks Ahsoka.
Sam: Luan is always a hoot.
Then the door opened and in came a small flame and it touched Sam and she was inside a tornado of fire and a red light came in and it was the Skylander, Sunburn.
When it died down, Sam got up.
Sam: What happened and I feel weird.
Sunburn: You have been chosen by a force Sam.
Sam saw Sunburn.
Sam: A phoenix dragon? Cool!
Sunburn: My name is Sunburn. It's a pleasure.
Sam: Same here. I must've gotten powers of Fire too. Like Lola.
Me: That could be the case. I'll have to look this up later.
Stinky Butt was defeated and he was laying on the ground in total defeat, disgrace and humiliation. He returned to Citracett.
Rip: He's back to Citracett again.
Crag: Yes. When we all defeated him he was stripped of his powers and reverted back to his weak and powerless self.
Lincoln: Good riddence.
Citracett got up and he was weak. He didn't hear the whole conversation.
Citracett: You haven't... Beaten me yet Ripping Fools. I still have my invincible arsenal.
Citracett let out a fart but nothing formed or happened.
Citracett: Wha? What happened? Where is my fart monster?
Luna: You lost your powers dude.
Lincoln: You've now been rendered powerless dude.
Luna: It's over Citracett. You're finished.
Citracett: I will never surrender to the likes of you all! Euroslavia will conquer everything!
Lincoln: You should learn how to accept defeat like a man instead of always fighting like a coward.
Citracett: I will never stop fighting!
Crag: Are you really that desperate, Citracett?
Slab: How can you be so stupid?
Rip: Yeah man. What's your deal?
Chunk: Yeah.
Echo: You're starting to sound like a stupid annoying pipsqueak buffoon we all don't like in Skylands.
Luna: Who is that, Echo?
Echo: I'll explain later, Luna.
Citracett: I will not stop until I destroy all of you and then the world will be mine!
Luna: We'll see about that.
Police cars drove up and arrested Citracett and took him away.
Citracett was sentenced to Eternity in the Los Angeles CryoPrison. Never to be released ever.
Crag: Luna, Lincoln, Echo, we can't thank you three enough for helping us defeat Citracett.
Luna: It's no problem dudes.
Echo: We did what we had to do for the world.
Slab: We all owe you one big time.
Lincoln: It's no trouble guys.
Rip: You guys are awesome man.
Chunk: Yeah. You guys are amazing.
Crag: We couldn't have done it without all of you.
Crag gave Luna and Lincoln brown rings with the Letter R on them.
Crag: Luna and Lincoln Loud, you are now honorary members of the Ripping Friends.
Luna: Thanks Crag.
Luna and Lincoln put the rings on and they were happy.
A vortex appeared and Luna, Lincoln and Echo left.
The Exercise was done.
In the Living Room I looked up what had happened to Luna and Sam and it was interesting.
Me: Luna, you were given Water Music Powers by the Water of the Sirens of Greek Myth. Whoever gets these powers will have the same powers as the sirens as well as the ability to control water. They will also get Sound Control and a divine singing voice and well as winged flight and the ability to breath and fight underwater.
Luna: Dude. That's amazing.
Echo: No kidding. She has powers that are very similar to mine.
Me: Yeah. Sam was given Fire Powers because of the Fire of Pele, the Hawaiian Goddess of Fire and Volcanoes in Hawaiian Myth. Once every 100 years, Pele sends a small flame to someone who has a massive love for music. That person will have fire powers such as cosmic pyrokinesis, Winged Flight, Volcano Synthesis, Lava Control, Immortality, Invinciblility, Flaming Teleportation, Create Beasts of Fire and more.
Sunburn: That's incredible. Some of those powers are very similar to mine.
Me: But one thing still puzzles me. How did some of the Skylanders end up here on Earth?
Echo: We were fighting Kaos and he banished us here. Kaos was once Master Eon's apprentice and he became powerhungry and driven to conquer all of Skylands no matter what the cost was. We banished him to the Outlands but in the process he banished us all here. He destroyed the Core of Light which was our tool to keep an evil force called The Darkness at bay.
Sunburn: Kaos has been a huge problem for all of us for years. He will stop at nothing to take all of Skylands and kill us all.
Me: That's pure evil!
Lincoln: We got to stop Kaos for good!.
Varie: Are there anymore Skylanders besides you guys?
Echo: Yes. There's lots of us.
Me: That's the key then. If we team up, we can take him down for good.
Echo: I like that.
Sunburn: Lets do it.
Me: First we got to find your friends and comrades, go to Skylands and take Kaos down for good. He picked the wrong people to mess with. It's gonna take some time but we can do it.
Varie: Kaos will pay the Ultimate Price for his crimes.
Me: You hear that Kaos?! We're Coming FOR YOU!
THE END
Another Fanfiction Done.
I love the Ripping Friends and the Skylanders Video Games. All the episodes of the Ripping Friends were really funny. They all made me laugh. I've played the Skylanders Video Game Series since it came out in 2011. I beat all 6 games and they are awesome. I hate Kaos with a terrible grudge and he talks way too much. He's a stupid malignant bald-headed buffoon as I call him and I wish he would just shut up. But yeah. My favorite Skylanders Game bar none is Skylanders Imaginators and it is awesome. I love how you can create your own Skylanders and it is awesome. It's a shame the Ripping Friends hasn't been on that long. I would've loved it if they made more episodes. Let me know what you all think.
See you next time.
The Ripping Friends is owned by Spumco and John Kricfalusi - Creator of Red and Stimpy. Skylanders Franchise is owned By Activision, Toys For Bob, Vicarious Games, Nintendo, Sony, and Microsoft