Totally Legit Pahkitew Island Episode 11:
Chapter Title: Robot Noises intensify
De episode starts wit Dawn, scrolling througha phone b4 lookin up. "Hey, it's the last time segment isn't it?" The camera nodz as she says, "Okay, well the island was going to blow up, I stopped it like I usually do, and Topher got booted." She then smiles, "Turn the camera around to get our next cameo by the way."
The cam ra thn trnz aron to show B and Scott. "Hey all, Scott here. Wii've been the camperahmen the hole time lol," Scott comments.
"I've forgotten B's joke and I don't feel like checking it right now," B adds.
"Alright, cool!" Dawn smilz as da camera moives back to hr. "Alright, so who's getting eliminated today? What plot will happen? And are you ready for what you're about to read? Find out today on Total Drama Pahkitew Island!"
Blintro
Aftah da in tro, pahrt of da harem beginz da epizode, mohr spesificly Scrarlet, Rodney and Jazmin.
The 3 continu to make out.
"MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATE!" Jazmin yelz.
"Using algebra, theoretical physics, chemistry and socioeconomic factors, I cann ezily hypeothosise this kiss is good."
"Sweet," Nodrey says bak.
"Inde-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-deed," Sumthin causez Scrartlet to repet linz, but who carez about that?
Elsewhere with Samei, she lokz at a pudle, seeing Ella's face in it.
"Hello," Ella begins, "How are you doing?"
"Good," Salami sed
"Watt r ur plan,"
"Scarlett tld mii about a reset button. Ii cann prez it and sayve u."
"Based," Ella sez bak.
"Come to the challenge!" Dawn yells out, leding 2 the finl fiv looking at the challenge.
Az da finl 5 arrive, Jasmine decides to be Australian and sing Eagle Rock by the rock band Daddy Cool. Shae uses a gitar and drumz.
Hey Hey Hey, good old Eagle Rock's here to stay,
I'm just crazy 'bout the way we move,
Doin' the Eagle Rock.
"Okay, final five," Dawn beginz, "Today's challenge is literally just you climbing up the mountain here. Two of you are leaving today." Da finl 5 gazp. Jasmine evn stopping her song.
"Mate?" Jasmin quezxtions.
"Go." Dawn simply sez, b4 evry1 runs off.
"Let's go," Rodney says because he needz anotha line.
"Okay, so I'm pretty sure we need more cameos," Dawn notes, before snapping her fingers.
Suddenly, Zoey's skull falls through a portal, the flower still attached to show that it is in fact… still Zoey.
As Jasmine, Rohdney and Scarlet run away, Sammi looks around before walking over to a pahrt of tha cliff, and pressing a few buttons on it. This causes the cliff to open upp as Sammy walkz inn. Evella wolkz i n 2.
"Hay!" Sammy yelz. "How'd you follow me?"
"The door's open still." Evella notes. "How are you doing… friend Sammy."
Ella then appearz in a reflextion, sayin "Hello Sammy I-," she then notices Evella, going "Oh…."
"Arh, so u kno who I am," Evella sayz bak.
Oops, I did it again
Ela singz
"Yeah, I know you Evella," Samii sid.
"I'm gonna win this," Evella beginz. "And I will nevr hav 2 deal with hr again!"
"Jokes on you, I know exactly what I need to do to stop you!"
"Ok," Evella shrugz. "Cann u do it in the game before it ends?" On dat note, de elevator stops rite next to da Finnish line.
"And Ella is the first of da final 3!" Dawn sez. Sammy walkz across the line next, angry as Ella disapers. "And that's Sammy too."
Ellswere, da other 3 are running through the moutan. The three run across a area, b4 falling throu leeves into a cave in da montain.
Jasmine, Scarlett and Rodney fall in2 a pit of warter. Rodney and Jasmine roll owt wile Scarlet startz to get electrocoted.
"Aaaaaaaaghhhhhghhhhhhh," Scorlet's voice becomes… robotic?
"Huh?" Jsamine and Rdoney say confused.
"01000101 01010010 01010010 01001111 01010010." Scarlet adz, sprx blsting off of her as she glitches, her eyes turning blue.
"Wait, one of my girlfriends is a robot?" Rodney beginz. He porses before saying, "Eh, I can get behind that."
Jazmin runz into the water, grabbing Scarlett out of the water and runnnnnning her out.
"Bleep Bloop, reboot initiated." A fw sexonds l8r, Scarlet's eyes open, her green eyes now blue dub a dee dub a die. "Reboot complete."
Rodney and Jasmine tare at hr. "You know who I am now. I am a robot."
"Yehah mate, and I'm Australian."
"Designation Sk-rl3t, preferred name, Scarlett."
Robknee hugz her, fixing her voice box.
"That's better, I am speaking humanly again."
"Cann u doo robott things mate?" Jazmin said.
"Unfortunately not, but I am willing to upgrade myself later if required." She then pauses, "My voice box seems to be letting me speak not only humanly, but also correctly for the moment… unfortunately my eyes will stay robotic blue, but perhaps people will not notice it."
The treeoh makk itt out of da exit, seeing da exit, wit Evella and Sammy thre.
"Oh no mate, two of us are going home!" Jasmin sid.
Jazmin and Scarlettttt look att eah othr.
"Go ahead honey," Scarlett comments.
"Really?"
"As long as you keep my secret, then yes."
"Do it MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATE!"\
"thx grurls," Rodni says b4 runnin over.
"And Rodney makes three," Dawn notes. "Whoever crosses fourth is well… fourth place."
Jasmine and Scarlett look att each otha b4 runnin.
"Look!" Evella calls out. "Someone's pronouncing Melbourne in that cringe way Americans always pronounce it for some reason!"
"WHAT MATE!" JASmine yells fuiously. Scalet crosses the finish lin.
"And Scarlett gets fourth. Jasmine, you are in fifth.
Clonfessional:
Jasmine:
"It's like if we pronounced Ark-kansas, I mean for fuck sake!" The Australian then goes on a big profanity-filled rant that won't be written because it's probably going to be too much for Fanfiction's rating system to handle. Plus it's 1AM on the last day of the month and I want this out before the month ends.
Compfessional Endz:
"Okay, so Jasmine and Scarlett are eliminated," Dawn notes. Da seen dn changes to da cnon with Scrarlet and Jasmn inside. "Which means our final three are Ella, Rodney and Sammy."
"Oh cut the crap," Evella cuts her off. "Y'know what? I'm sick of pretending to be her!"
Dawn shrugs, though clerly annoyed. "Sure then."
"wat?" Rockney said.
"I'm not Ella, I'm Evella! That stupid girl was annoying, I'm an improvement!"
"You're seriously just-?" Dawn questions, before rolling her eyes. "Sure then."
"You knew she was Evella?" Sammy questions.
"I mean, duh, I let her take Ella's place. I control this world, I could have stopped her if I really wanted to." She then shrugs, "Honestly, I could let both of them exist at the same time if I really wanted to."
Sammi lkooks furios. Rodni shrugs and Evella laffs.
"She's into songs, isn't she?" Evella beginz, laffing. "Hres one for her."
But since you been gone
I can breathe for the first time
I'm so moving on, yeah, yeah
Thanks to you
Now I get what I want
Since you been gone
Ohn dat note, Evella wakz awaie. Dawn then launcves th e two girrrls awai. Jasmine, beeing an Ausie, starts to fly back like a boomerang but Dawn just teleportz hr away.
"Mate!" Is Jazmin's last words.
"Okay," Dawn begins. "Who is going to win? Will it be Rodney? Sammy? Or Evella? Find out on the next episode of Total! Drama! Pahkitew Island!"
Asz Rodney leaves, Dawn smirks, b4 sayting, "by the way Sammy."
"Huh?"
Dawn smirkz before saying, "I know your secrets."
Sammy's mowth goz agape.
With that, Dawn teleporks away, leaving Sammy alone as da episode endz.
4th: Scarlett
5th: Jasmine
6th: Topher
7th: Max
8th: Sky
9th: Shawn
10th: Beardo
11th: Leonard
12th: Dave
13th: Sugar
14th: Amy
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Da seen comes back to Sammy, sighing to herself. "This isn't good," she mutters, worried.
She thn looks up at Be and Scopp still filming her and says, "Can I have some privacy please?"
Da epizode thn ends as Scott and B run offfff.
Breaking character for this one, I want you guys to help me out. I've put a poll up on my profile with every character from Totally Legit ROTI and PI. If you can vote for 14 people who you think would be good for an All Star parody out of the characters, then I'd really appreciate that, however you don't have to vote for 14 people specifically. You don't have to vote based on making it far, just who you think returning would make for the best jokes. I might take the results of the poll somewhat into account when castbuilding, who knows?
Oh yeah, and I normally wouldn't say this, but since I've broken character I may as well admit it. I literally just came up with robot Scarlett writing this chapter lmao. I have plans and shit for most of the twists, but this one was completely on the fly.