It starts out with me, Varie and Lincoln waking up in Lincoln and Linka's room.

[Lincoln wakes up]

Lincoln: "Ah, Sunday mornings. My homework's done, my chores are complete, and I'm looking forward to a whole day of freedom!" [gets out of bed and starts dancing with joy.]

Me: Woo! You said it buddy.

Varie: I can't wait to have some fun.

Linka: Me too!

Rita: [from downstairs] "RISE AND SHINE, KIDS! WE'RE GOING TO AUNT RUTH'S TODAY!" [Her news causes Lincoln to stop dancing.] "YAY!"

Lincoln: [frightened] "Aunt Ruth's? Today? NOOOOOO! Visits to Mom's aunt are torture."

Me: Why do you say that Lincoln?

Varie: Yeah. It can't be that bad.

Linka: Going to Aunt Ruth is a total nightmare. In my dimension where I'm from we called her Uncle Rudy.

Me: That's different. But What's so bad about your Aunt Ruth?

[A montage of all the things they do at Aunt Ruth's is shown. First Aunt Ruth is laying in her chair and the Loud Siblings are bored out of their minds as they are looking at a slide show.]

Lincoln: "She makes us look at a million pictures of her cats."

Ruth: "Here's Mittens in Egypt. We were going to visit the pyramids, but Mittens hates the heat." [cuddles Mittens]"Don't you, baby?"

[Cut to them eating something questionable.]

Lincoln: "She feeds us gross food."

Lori: "Ew. When was this pudding made?"

Lisa: [examining the can] "Seeing as this flag on the label only has 48 stars..."

[Cut to Lincoln cleaning out the cats' litter box.]

Lincoln: "And she always singles me out to do special chores."

Linka: Uncle Rudy did the same thing to me in my dimension.

Ruth: "And when you're done scooping, you can start rubbing these bunions. Don't forget my extra toe!"
[A sixth toe protrudes from her left foot.]

[Lincoln cringes in disgust.]

Lana: "Lucky."

Lincoln: "The only Louds who get to skip out on Aunt Ruth's are Lily and Dad."

[Lily pulls on one of Ruth's cats' tails. End montage.]

Me: Okay I stand corrected. Geez! That is a nightmare from H-E Double Hockey Sticks.

Varie: No kidding.

Linka: Yeah.

Lincoln: "Aunt Ruth still doesn't trust Lily around her cats even though she's now a 10-year old and has powers. So Dad stays home and babysits her. Lucky."

Me: Boy it's a miracle you all haven't gotten botulism from the pudding. If the label said it only had 48 stars on the flag of the USA then that means it was made in the early 1950's before Alaska and Hawaii officially became states.

Linka: YUCK!

Varie: That's disgusting!

Me: No kidding. (Gets an idea) I have an idea! Lets go talk to Mr. Lynn and Ms. Rita. [Scene cuts to Me, Varie, Lincoln and Linka in Lynn Sr. and Rita's room] So I was thinking that maybe we can have a baby-sitting plan. Where one of us will babysit some of the kids while the rest go to Aunt Ruth's.

Lynn Sr.: "Hmm. You know J.D. that's not a bad idea. I think it will be perfect for the family.

Rita: That's a wonderful idea. We will set it up right now. Who is going to babysit first?

Me: Well it was my idea so I'll go first.

Lynn Sr.: All right. Who do you want to stay back?

Me: Hmm. Luna, Gabrielle, Lynn, Shannon, Anastasia, Lincoln & Linka, Lucy, Laney, Lola, Penny, Lisa and Lily.

Rita: That's perfect.

Me: By the way, how often do you guys go to Aunt Ruth?

Rita: Once every 3 weeks.

Me: That's perfect.

Rita: Are you all sure you can handle it? Babysitting is a huge responsibility.

Me: I know. I'm ready for it.

Lincoln: "Yeah and I've learned a ton about babysitting from Lori, Carol and Leni. Not to mention the real pros: you guys."

Rita: "He's got a point, honey. And talk about a win-win. You'll get to spend the whole day with Ruthie!"

[Lynn Sr. drops his coffee mug in despair.]

Me, Varie, Luna, Gabrielle, Lynn, Shannon, Anastasia, Lincoln & Linka, Lucy, Laney, Lola, Penny, Lisa and Lily are standing by the door and Lynn Sr. and the rest of the girls, Liam and Zach await the inevitable with Ruth.]

Lynn Sr.: "If I have to see that extra toe, so help me..."

Lori: [bitterly to us] "Lucky..."

Lincoln: "It's not luck. It's strategy. Have a great day!"

Me: I'm sorry Lori. But try to stay sane. Next time you and Carol will stay back and be with us.

[Lori sighs and heads to the car. Lincoln closes the door and the Loud Kids cheered.]

Luna: This is an awesome idea dude!

Gabrielle: [British Accent] Agreed. I can't wait to have some fun.

Lola: I'm so glad I'm not looking at pictures of cats right now.

Laney: Me too. This was a genius plan J.D.

Lily: I still don't understand why Aunt Ruth still doesn't trust me even though I'm grown up.

Me: Paranoia I think.

Lisa: It's possible that her love for her cats is so strong that she is willing to protect them by any means necessary. Even by having you stay back Lily.

Lily: I see. Well that's all right. I love being with you all.

Anastasia: This is gonna be fun guys.

[Just then, Clyde contacts Lincoln.]

Clyde: "Come in, Lincoln! It's Clyde. Are we hanging out today?"

Lincoln: "I'd love to, buddy, but I'm helping J.D. with babysitting part of the family and you probably don't want to-"

Clyde: [excited] "Are you kidding? I'm great with baby-sitting. I'll be right over." [beat] "And out. Over and out."

Clyde is over with us.

Me: Okay, our first activity is half an hour of music playing.

Luna: Rockin'!

Lily: I love music!

Me: I know.

Luna's Room

We each have several instruments and we play one of my favorite songs: Lorenna McKennitt's "The Mystic's Dream."

As we play and Lily sang, an illusion forms around us being in some of the most beautiful places on the planet. First we are in Torres Del Paine in Patagonia, Chile.

The Mountains of the area were absolutely beautiful.

Next, we were in China over the Guilin Mountains.

These were my favorite mountains in all of China. They provided some of the most breathtaking scenery in the world.

We were now playing Walking In the Air by Chloe Agnew and we were flying over the Quin Abbey Castle in Ireland, One of Ireland's most ancient castles.

It was truly an amazing experience for us and we got to see some of the most beautiful places in the world.

The illusion dropped and we cheered wildly.

Lola: That was awesome!

Lincoln: Yeah.

Linka: Thoses songs were amazing and Lily I didn't know you were a great singer.

Lily: It's a hidden talent I have.

Laney: I recognized all those places. We were in Torres Del Paine in Patagonia, Chile. The Guilin Mountains in southern China and lastly we were over Quin Abbey Castle in Ireland.

Lisa: Exactly Laney.

Lola: I thought that castle was cool. But it looked a little run down.

Me: It was built back in 1403 to 1433 and it's one of Ireland's Ancient Castles.

Lola: That's true.

Luna: Ireland has really good food too. Shepherd's Pie is Mick Swagger's favorite food, dudes.

Varie: Shepherd's Pie is an Irish staple over there.

Lynn: Ireland sure is beautiful.

Lisa: The rock formations of Torres Del Paine were an amazing and geologically artful spectacle.

Penny: I know.

Lynn: I think Chile is beautiful too.

Clyde: Those rock formations in China were amazing too.

Gabrielle: The Guilin Mountains are a beautiful masterpiece of nature.

Lisa: Yes indeed.

Shannon: I've always wanted to see some of the world and it felt like we were actually there.

Lincoln: Yeah it sure did.

Me: That Illusion did make it feel that way didn't it?

10:30AM

Me: [My Watch Beeps] Oh. It's time for our game. We're gonna be playing a game called "Princess Rescue."

Lola: Ooh! That sounds like fun. How do we play?

Me: You rescue and team up with Disney Princesses to fight the villains in the movie. Our first princess is Rapunzel from 2010's Tangled.

Lola: Eeeee! That's awesome! Like in the picture you made for me!

Me: I thought you would like that Lola. We go to the Simulator to do it. Lets go.

We go to the simulator and Lola was in the Simulator and Lisa set the scenario and the Simulator Activated.

Lola was in front of the tower Rapunzel was held in.

Lola: That's Rapunzel's tower. (Excited) I can't believe I'm in "Tangled"! There's no time to lose.

Lola spread her wings and flew up into the tower. It was dark and she found Rapunzel tied up and gagged.

Lola: Rapunzel! [Goes to her and cuts her free] Are you okay?

Rapunzel: Yes. Thank you.

Lola: You're welcome. My name is Lola Loud. I came here to save you.

Rapunzel: I appreciate that. Gothel's been using me my entire life just to preserve her immortality.

Lola: Where is she now?

Rapunzel: Shes gone out to wait and see if Eugene is coming and then she's gonna kill him when he comes in here.

Lola: Gothel is a terrible monster and she needs to pay for her crimes.

Rapunzel: I agree.

Lola senses something.

Lola: Gothel's coming. Quick, pull up your hair.

Gothel saw Rapunzel's hair go up and she knew that someone is helping her.

Gothel: Rapunzel! Let down your hair!

Lola threw a fireball at her and Gothel dodged it and the ground exploded and sent her flying. Gothel hit a cliff and got up and she saw Lola and Rapunzel land on the ground. Rapunzel had her hair braided. Lola had fireballs in her hands ready

Gothel: Rapunzel what are you doing!? Get back up in the tower!

Rapunzel: NO! I'm through with you Gothel! You are finished!

Lola: You are just a heartless evil witch that needs to be destroyed!

Gothel: You think you can stop me you ugly little girl?

Gothel just made a huge mistake!

Lola: UGLY!?

Control Room

Me: UH OH!

Luna: That woman is in for it now dudes.

Lucy: Never call Lola U-G-L-Y or you are asking for a death sentence.

Laney: At school, A big kid called Lola that and she went ballistic. She beat him up real bad and got him sent to the hospital in the Intensive Care Unit.

Varie: Holy Tuna Fish!

Crysta: I saw that incident too. It was terrible.

Me: I saw it myself too and I was petrified with fear. That word is Taboo for Lola. Lola beat up that kid in a blind rage as a result. This was before Lola got her powers though.

Lincoln: I've heard about that incident. Lola got grounded for 2 weeks because of it.

Linka: That's bad.

Lynn: I've heard about it too. Lola got sent home from school for three days because of it.

Gabrielle: Gothel has just signed her death warrent.

Shannon: Yeah. Lesson here: Never call Lola U-G-L-Y.

Anastasia: Or you'll be asking for trouble.

Clyde: I'm glad I'm not on the receiving end of it.

Lincoln: Me too.

Lily: same here.

Lisa: Indeed.

Simulator

Lola's face turned red with pure rage and her fire aura exploded out with extreme intensity. Massive explosions were destroying the whole landscape and setting everything on fire. Rapunzel was not being affected by Lola's rage and fire.

Lola: (SCREAMING IN EXTREME RAGE) NO ONE! CALLS! ME! UUUGGGLLLYYYYYY!

Lola went completely ballistic, she dashed and brutally pulverized Gothel with a barrage of punches, kicks, and more. She fired blasts of fire, fireballs, fire punches and more. When she stopped, Lola calmed down and she saw the horrific sight before her. Lola, in a blind and ferocious rage had mercilessly and brutally mutilated and torched Gothel.

Lola was horrified at what had taken place and broke down crying. Rapunzel came and comforted her. But Gothel was still alive and was immobilized. Gothel's injuries were starting to heal and Eugene appeared and hit Gothel on the head with a frying pan and knocked her out.

Lola got better right away and tied Gothel up.

Rapunzel: Lola you were amazing.

Lola: I know but I could've hurt you Rapunzel!

Rapunzel: You didn't. You saved me and I thank you for that.

Lola: You're welcome Rapunzel. Lets get you home.

Rapunzel was returned home to her kingdom in Corona. The King and Queen were so happy that Rapunzel was back safe and sound. Gothel was sentenced to death for her crimes and she was beheaded.

Lola was awarded a medal that had the symbol of Corona on it.

The simulator turned off and we all cheered for her.

We still had time before lunch to do one more exercise. Lily went in and the Simulator activated and she found herself in the movie "The Little Mermaid" from 1988.

Lily was underwater.

Lily: Wow. I'm in The Little Mermaid. One of my favorites. Hey! I can breathe underwater. It must be because of my powers.

Lily swam around and she saw Ariel being held by 2 eels Flotsam and Jetsam. King Triton is facing the evil sea witch Ursula.

Lily: I got to stop this.

Lily formed a sword of pure glowing blue water and swam toward them.

King Triton: Let her go!

Ursula: Not a chance Triton! She's mine now! [Holds up a glowing paper] We made a deal.

The paper gets cut in half and disintegrates. Lily appears and kicks Ursula in the face and sends her crashing through a rock.

Lily: This deal is now null and void.

Lily slashes apart Flotsam and Jetsam and frees Ariel.

Ariel: Thank you.

Lily: You're welcome Ariel.

Ariel: How do you know my name?

Lily: The water tells me everything.

King Triton: How can a human breathe and fight underwater?

Lily: When you have the powers of Coventina the Goddess of Water, anything is possible. My name is Lily Loud, Guardian of all Merfolk.

King Triton: It's a pleasure to meet you. I've heard legends about the Glowing Water of Coventina. Anyone given that kind of power must be extraordinarily special.

Lily: I must be one of those people.

Ursula got up.

Ursula: You little brat! Who do you think you are!?

Lily: Someone who is going to destroy you. My name is Lily Loud and my name will be the last thing you hear before you die.

Ursula: We shall see!

King Triton: It's over Ursula. You are finished. Never again will you terrorize my family or any other merfolk!

Lily fired a blast of glowing water and it turned into a spear and it impaled Ursula all the way through her. King Triton fired a blast of energy from his trident and it obliterated Ursula completely.

Lily: Have a nice time in the Netherworld.

Ursula's magic was completely destroyed and all her merfolk that she held prisoner were free.

Later Eric and Ariel were married and it united the Human and Merfolk worlds.

The Simulation ended and it was later time for lunch.

12:00 PM Noon. Lunch time.

Me: Okay, what do you guys want for lunch?

Everyone: PIZZA!

Me: Good choice. What toppings?

Luna: Sausage.

Gabrielle: Pepperoni.

Lynn: Steak.

Shannon: Ham.

Anastasia: Articokes.

Lincoln: Cheese for me.

Linka: I'd like Chicken.

Lucy: Blood Sausage.

Laney: I'm feeling luxurious. Garlic Chicken.

Lola: I'll have Onions and Olives.

Penny: Sausage.

Lisa: Hawaiian please.

Lily: Spinach and garlic.

Varie: Mushrooms and Onions.

Clyde: Cheese and garlic please.

Me: Coming right up.

I spin my Magisword bracelet and pull out a Magisword.

Announcer: PIZZA MAGISWORD!

I create a 48 inch pizza pie with all of our choices on 1/15th of the pie each.

Me: I got Chicken Garlic Parmasan. Lets dig in everyone.

45 minutes later, we ate the whole pizza and we were patting our bellies and belching.

Me: Boy that was delicious. (Belch)

Lola: (Belch) You said it J.D.

Lincoln: I don't think I'll be (Belch) eating for the rest of the day.

Linka: (Belch) Me neither.

Laney: (Belch) Excuse me. That Pizza Magisword is a great Magisword.

Me: Yep. It's a Pizza Party all the time with it.

Luna: That was great dudes.

Clyde: (Belch) It was delicious.

Lucy: The Blood Sausage part was great. If I had a heart it would be swelling right now.

Lisa: Agreed. It was all (Burps) quite satisfying.

Gabrielle: Indubitably Lisa.

Penny: I loved my pizza.

Me: We all did.

Varie: Hey guys maybe we should give everyone else a pizza when they all get back.

Me: Good idea Varie. That will wash the taste of 60-year-old pudding off.

2:00 PM. Living Room.

We are watching our favorite show, "The Dream Boat" when we see Vanzilla pull up.

Me: They're back.

Varie: Let's set everything up.

Lynn Sr., Rita, Lori, Carol, Luan, and Lana came in and they saw the dinner table with a pizza on it.

Me: Hey guys.

Lynn Sr.: Where did you get the pizza?

Me: With the Pizza Magisword, it's a pizza party all the time.

Lana: Awesome! I can't wait to eat!

Lori: I'm starving!

Leni: Totes! Lets eat!

The gathered at the table and ate it.

Rita: Good pizza J.D.

Lori: It's delicious!

Eddy then comes in.

Eddy: Hey guys.

Me: Hey Eddy.

Luan: Hey Eddy. Want some pizza?

Eddy: Oh boy! Do I?

Eddy sits by Luan and eats some pizza with her.

Luan: This is a really CHEESY Slice of Life. [Laughs to rimshot] Get it?

Me, Varie and Eddy laugh and all the other siblings sigh.

Me: Good one.

Lynn Sr.: (Laughs) Good one.

Rita: So how was J.D. everyone?

Lola: I give him a 10/10. He is a great babysitter.

Laney: Yeah. We played music in Luna's room and did two adventures in the Simulator.

Clyde: J.D. is a great babysitter and the Pizza he made us with the Pizza Magisword was delicious.

Rita: Looks like the Babysitting plan is a success. Who's turn is it next?

Me: It's Varie's turn.

Varie: All right!

Lily: Yep. I can't wait for that.

THE END.

Another Fanfiction Completed.

I got the idea for this one from my books I write and I thought that this would be perfect for the Episode Two Boys and a Baby. I thought a babysitting plan would be perfect for this. Let me know what you all think.

See you all next time.

The Little Mermaid and Tangled belong to Disney Studios and the songs belong to their owners.