It starts with Me, Varie, Aylene, Jessie, Anastasia, Gabrielle, Matilda, The Ed's, Carol, Bobby, The Loud Siblings, Ronnie Anne, Starfire, Terra, Raven, Argent, Volcana, Riley, Naruto, Naruko, Sasuke, Sakura, Fu, Ino, Hinata, Mikari, Tenten, Tayuya, Johann, Varya, Woody, Sam, Clyde and Lady Tsunade having a nice lunch at the dinner table in the grand dining room of my mansion. We were sitting at a long table that can seat 200 people.

We are having a Louisiana Creole Lunch. Laney loves Louisiana Food.

I am having a bowl of Jambalaya and a po'boy sandwich.

Me: I love Louisiana food. My favorites are the gumbo, crawfish etouffee, jambalaya and more.

Laney: I love all the food of Louisiana.

Varie: It's all really good food.

Carol: Mmm. It's so good.

Lincoln: I know. I love the spiciness.

Aylene: I can tell.

Gabrielle: (British Accent) I know. The French and the Spanish founded New Orleans almost 300 years ago back in 1718.

Lisa: Exactly. It's one of the oldest cities in the continental United States.

Matilda: I've always found Louisiana to be a most fascinating state in America.

Penny: Me too. The food is good and I learned a lot when I was there with Lincoln and Linka.

Linka: Same here. I love the culture.

Jessie: I once was the target of a Demonic Creature in New Orleans on the night of a Lunar Eclipse.

Lucy: A demon? What kind was it?

Jessie: It was a demon that takes over as another person and drains people of their life energy to live forever.

Me: That is terrible. I'm glad she's gone. Did this happen before you were teleported here and we saved you?

Jessie: Yes. I'm glad that monster is back in the Netherworld.

Varie: Me too.

Lady Tsunade: I don't think any of that is real. Ghosts, spirits and demons are a bunch of hooey.

Me: Trust me Lady Hokage. We all have seen lots of strange things and it was weird.

Laney: Yeah. A demon possessed Lucy and she got her powers because of it.

Lori: That was the scariest night we'll never forget.

Haiku: I've heard all about that. What was it like to be possessed by a demon Lucy?

Lucy: It was awful. But I still have all my memories from that night.

Lincoln: That was weird for me.

Naruto: Yeah. It was really weird for me too.

Naruko: Same here.

Sakura: Yeah. But all this food is really good.

Ino: You said it Sakura. The spice is perfect.

Fu: Yeah. It's delicious.

Sam: You said it Fu.

Me: Yep. Another great food in Louisiana is Hot Sauce.

Aylene: I love hot sauce and I put it on my burgers.

Lynn: I love hot sauce too. I put it on my sub sandwiches.

Lincoln: I bet I can handle more spice than Lynn.

We all gasp.

Lori: He wouldn't dare!

Me: I have a feeling he will.

Lynn: Oh it is on!

Lynn and Lincoln were facing eachother and I lay out some food for them.

Me: Okay here's how the competition will go. You have a small plate of food and it's going to be covered with one of my hot sauces and we're going to do it from the mildest to the hottest. If you scream you lose automatically. Laney is gonna be the referee.

Laney comes out with black and white referee clothes on.

Lincoln: This is gonna be fun.

Lynn: I got this in the bag.

Me: Okay. You got some Jambalaya and here's the first hot sauce: SAMBA PARTY BRAZILIAN JALAPEÑO Hot Sauce.

The bottle has the country and flag of Brazil on it with fireworks and a girl dancing the Samba on it. A jalapeño pepper is by the bottle

I splash it onto their Jambalaya and stir it in.

Me: You all ready?

Lincoln: Ready.

Lynn: Bring it on.

Me: Go!

Lincoln and Lynn ate the whole little bowl and it didn't even hurt them.

Lincoln: Yummy.

Lynn: Is that all you got?

Laney: We have a tie for round 1.

Me: You guys liked that one huh?

Lincoln: Yep.

Me: It's my own recipe.

Lynn: You make your own hot sauces?

Me: Yep. Here's round 2. You have Shrimp Creole and it will have this: INDUSTRIAL HEAT SERRANO Hot Sauce.

The bottle has a picture of a man working in a steel mill and fire is around him. A serrano pepper is by the bottle. I splash the creole and stir it in.

Me: This one's a little hotter. Can you handle it?

Lynn: I can handle anything.

Lincoln: Bring it.

Laney: All right. Eat!

Lincoln and Lynn ate it all and tears poured out of their eyes.

Lincoln: Delicious.

Lynn: Not hot enough.

Laney: Tie for round 2.

Me: You guys are strong but how about this? Here's round 3. You have Ettoufee and it will have this: SAHARA TONGUE DANCE CAYENNE Hot Sauce.

The bottle had a picture of a Belly Dancer on it dancing in the Sahara Desert and fire was by her feet. A cayenne pepper was by the bottle and real fire was burning in the background. I splash the sauce in and stir it in.

Me: This is hotter than the last one. Ready?

Lincoln: Ready.

Lynn: I'm ready.

Laney: Eat!

Lincoln and Lynn ate the whole plate and their faces turned red and they didn't even flinch.

Laney: Wow! You guys are tough. Round 3 is a tie.

Lori: You guys are tough.

Luna: Come on bro! You can beat her dude!

Me: All right. I didn't want it to come to this but we're skipping to the boss level.

I go into the kitchen and come back with a black safe. I dial in the combination and open the safe and it had a case with the radioactive sign on it. I put it on the table and put on a welding mask and heat gloves.

Me: This is my most powerful hot sauce.

I open the case and it had a bottle that was glowing neon red and it had a picture of nuclear explosion with a devilish evil skull that had glowing red eyes and flames around it.

Me: This is my SATAN'S UNHOLY GENOCIDE DEATH SAUCE! It's made with the Ghost Chili, the Trinidad Moruga Scorpion, the Carolina Reaper and the newest hottest pepper in the world: The Dragon's Breath Pepper! It's the hottest hot sauce I ever made in the world.

A Star going Supernova was in the background behind the bottle and a wall of super hot flames roared behind it and Lightning struck around it too. Malevolent laughter was heard too as if the sauce was made from the fiery pit of the Netherworld itself.

Everyone gasped in sheer horror.

Ronnie Anne: This is not gonna be pretty!

Lola: How in the world can anyone eat that!?

Lana: That stuff is pure fire!

Laney: That stuff will kill you!

Lisa: A hot sauce of that magnitude will destroy you from the inside out!

Fu: That is pure insanity!

Edd: I agree Fu. But some people like all this.

Ed: This is gonna be tough!

Sasuke: I would die if I ate that!

Carol: Me too!

Tayuya: I don't like peppers but this is gonna be awesome!

Woody: This is gonna be good!

Starfire: Agreed friend Woody.

Terra: I love spicy food too. But that is too strong for me.

Argent: That is really potent stuff.

Volcana: No kidding!

Raven: I may be half demon but that is to strong for my standards.

Riley: That is really dangerous.

Clyde: I'm not allowed to have hot sauce. But this is too good to watch.

Luan: This is gonna SPICE up the Competition! (Laughs to Rimshot) Get it?

Me, Varie, Aylene, Naruto, Sakura, Eddy, Lady Tsunade, Carol and Anastasia laughed.

Eddy: (Laughs) Good one Luan!

Raven: (Laughs) SPICE up the competition. (Laughs) Good one.

Leni: I thought this was spicy.

I put two crackers on their plates.

Me: This is like handling a nuclear fuel rod.

I take some tongs and pick up the bottle and put two drops on their crackers.

Lincoln: The heat coming from the bottle is intense.

Me: Yeah. It's deadly. All right. Ready?

Lincoln: Ready.

Lynn: Ready.

Laney: Go!

Lincoln and Lynn ate their crackers and their bodies glowed red and were rising like a thermometer dipped into the core of the Sun and it burns off their eyebrows. They were sweating waterfalls and pouring sweat out of their bodies like crazy and nuclear explosions appeared in their eyes and without warning Lynn screamed and a blast of fire exploded out of her mouth and she frantically searched for water while screaming. Lincoln shocked everyone by surviving it and he was a strong lover of hot sauce. Steam shot out of his ears and he whistled loudly like a steamwhistle.

Lincoln: (Wheezing) That was great spice!

Laney: Winner, Lincoln!

We all cheered wildly.

Me: Lincoln you are incredible!

Varie: Way to go Lincoln!

Ronnie Anne ran to him and hugged him.

Ronnie Anne: LINCOLN I LOVE YOU!

Lincoln and Ronnie Anne kissed.

Everyone: Aaaaawwwwwww!

Lily: Way to go big brother!

Bobby: (To Lori) That was amazing babe.

Lori: You said it Boo-Boo-Bear.

Bobby: That's our Little Brother!

Johann: (Russian Accent) You were amazing my comrade.

Varya: (India Accent) I agree Lincoln.

Liam: Way to go Lincoln!

Tabby: Right on MATE!

Haiku: Lincoln is a spicy man.

Zach: That's our brother!

I give Lincoln some milk.

Lincoln: (Wheezing) Thanks J.D. [Drinks the whole jug of milk] (Normal Voice) That's better.

Me: You are one spicy and tough man Lincoln.

Woody: I got to admit Lincoln. You are one spicy and tough man. You have one tough mouth and stomach.

In Lincoln's room, Lincoln showed us how he conquered the spiciness of my sauces. Lynn had an ice cube on her tongue.

Lincoln opened up a fridge he had under his desk and it was chalked full of the hottest hot sauces in the world.

Lincoln: This is my secret stash of hot sauces. I trained for this. I saw Lynn eating spicy foods and figured that I can beat her. So I trained my mouth and stomach in secret and built up my spice tolerance and immunity bit by bit.

Me: Wow! I'm impressed.

Varie: You sure have prepared for this.

Laney: You have some really good hot sauces Lincoln. I have a confession to make. Follow me.

We follow Laney and she opens up a fridge that she has under her desk as well and in it was a bunch of bottles of hot sauce.

Me: You like hot sauce too Laney?

Laney: Yep. Let me show you something else too.

Laney takes us to a wall and she opens a panel that had a hidden keyboard and retina scanner. She punches in a code and scans her eye.

Computer Voice: Access granted. Welcome back Laney.

Laney: Thank you.

The wall opened up and it revealed a huge greenhouse loaded with many different pepper plants.

Me: Wow! You have your own greenhouse and you're growing pepper plants.

Laney: Yep. I make my own hot sauces too.

Laney shows us a bottle of hot sauce.

Laney: This is my latest creation. I call it VENUS FLY PAIN! It's a Ghost Chili Sauce.

Laney puts some on a cracker and she gave it to me.

Laney: Try some.

I eat the cracker and steam shoots out of my ears and my face turns red and I sweat.

Me: Whoo! That is good Laney. You make really good hot sauce.

Laney: Thank you J.D. I'm gonna try to sell these at the grocery stores. I use only peppers and no chemicals.

Varie: All natural and organic.

Laney: That's right.

Lola: That sounds like a perfect way to make some money. I don't like super spicy food but I would only sell lemonade myself.

Laney: That's alright Lola.

Lynn walks up to Lincoln and steam is coming off of her tongue.

Lynn: Lincoln I'm so proud of you. You love hot sauce and super spicy food as much as I do.

Lincoln: Thanks Lynn.

Lynn: You're welcome. J.D. you make really good hot sauces. But don't ever give me that sauce again.

Me: Sorry Lynn. You wanted a super nuclear hot sauce and you got one. But I'm glad you like my other hot sauces.

Lynn: I know and thank you.

Me: You're welcome.

Linka: This was one SPICY day. [Rimshot]

Me, Varie, Aylene, Lincoln, Laney, Eddy and Luan laughed.

Luan: (Laughs) Good one Linka.

Eddy: (Laughs) That was funny.

Me: That was funny.

Laney: But it just goes to show you that some of us love super spicy food. (Winks at the viewers and the screen irised in)

THE END

Another Fanfiction Completed.

I wanted to do a spicy theme chapter. I love Nuclear Hot Spicy Food. I tried the Ghost Chili and it was so deadly that I nearly died. But I grew to like it over time. I tried all sorts of Nuclear Hot peppers like the Trinidad Moruga and the Carolina Reaper and I love them. You build up an immunity to them over time because your brain memorizes the pain from the spice. But they can burn a hole in your stomach and cause ulcers. In otherwords what's good for some in brain power can have consequences on your digestive tract. Let me know what you all think.

See you all next time.