Just to let you all know this is the Aftershoot episode of the infamous episode No Such Luck. I would never do that episode even if you paid me to do it. That episode sucked eggs and it was probably the most abyssmal episode of season 2 if not the entire show. Not as bad as the infamous Brawl In The Family episode. No, this episode was worse. So I'm going to show you all what happens to people that abuse people and make them do all sorts of bad stuff like that. So on with the show
Chris Savino: Cut and That's a wrap! Great job Louds!
Lynn Sr.: Mr. Savino can we talk to you for a minute?
Chris Savino: Sure.
Lynn Sr., Laney, Lynn and Lisa raised a verbal rant on him.
LYNN SR.: Alright, Savino. What is the meaning of this script? Or this entire episode? Just what type of people do you take my family for?! We would NEVER do any of this to one of our own!
LANEY: Lincoln is our brother! How could you have us treat him like that!?
LYNN: (through tears) Look, Chris! I might enjoy winning and all that, but I know better than to act like such a poor loser! I would never direct the blame of my losses towards my siblings! Especially my brother!
LISA: And I do not approve of breaking character and being degraded from a woman of science and knowledge to a close-minded simpleton who makes immediate assumptions. And I'm quite certain the rest of my family does not approve either.
SAVINO: Look, people. First of all, you want to blame somebody, blame Karla. She's the one who wrote the script, not me. Secondly, your kid lied to you for his own benefits. Doesn't he deserve some form of punishment?
LYNN SR.: Not for being kicked out of the house just because of something so trivial! We're not monsters!
(on the other side of the soundstage, Rita and the girls surround a depressed Lincoln)
RITA: Lincoln? Sweetie, are you okay?
LINCOLN: ...Eh...I'm alright...
RITA: (sighs and puts hand on Lincoln's shoulder) Lincoln, I know that filming this episode has been too hard for you. And I understand if you're upset. But I want you to know this right now. Your father, your sisters, and I would NEVER do any of this to you. Do you know why? Because you are my son.
LOLA: (hugs Lincoln) And our brother!
LORI: And we love you no matter what.
LILY: That's right big brother.
LINCOLN: (smiles; voice breaks) ... I love you all too.
Suddenly Me, Varie, Aylene, Gabrielle, Shannon, Jessie, Jeri, The Eds, Naruto and the girls, The Teen Titans, Minato, Kushina (Adult) Sasuke, Kiba, Shino, Shikamaru, Choji, Lee, Neji, Linka, Penny, Anastasia, and a bunch of angry fans burst in to the studio and we are armed with torches, pitchforks, swords, axes and clubs.
Me: Hey guys. Just to let you know we are not an angry mob after you. We are an angry mob after Chris Savino.
Lincoln: That's good J.D. Thank you. You're a true friend.
Me: Think nothing of it buddy. [To Chris] Chris Savino that episode No Such Luck was a complete and total Abyssmal Catastrophe! We give it a negative 200 on our fan base.
All: Yeah!
Varie: That episode was the worst ever! How could you put Lincoln through such heinous abuse!?
Chris: Because it was in the script Karla wrote.
Me: We know it was in the script but that gives you no right to have Lincoln do it.
Aylene: Yeah! He is our friend and we would never treat him like that.
Naruto: He's also like my little brother and I would never do something like that to him.
Sasuke: Me neither!
Sakura: Same here and for all of us.
?: And he never will do so again.
A woman with brown hair and green eyes dressed in nice black clothes came out. It was Cyma Zarghami the President and CEO of Viacom and Nickelodeon Studios.
Me: You must be the President and CEO of Nickelodeon Studios Cyma Zarghami.
Cyma: I am. It's a pleasure to meet you J.D. Great job working with Lincoln and his family. Keep it up.
Me: Yes Ma'am. I will and thank you. Everyone stand down. Lets let Ms. Cyma do her thing.
Cyma: Thank you. Chris Savino?
Chris: M..m...Ms. Zarghami.
Cyma: I agree with J.D. This episode was horrible but that's not why I'm here. You have been accused of multiple allegations of Sexual Harassment.
We all gasp and murmur.
Me: Whoa! That's bad.
Varie: I did not know that.
Cyma: Turn in everything and leave the studio. You're fired.
We all cheered wildly.
Chris was forever disgraced.
Later we all got back to work on what we all love best: Having awesome adventures with Lincoln and his sisters.
There you all have it. Again this is an aftershoot of the Episode and not the real episode. Like I said: I would never do No Such Luck even if you paid me to do it. That episode really sucked eggs to the core. Let me know what you all think. I got the idea for this from Ezmanify's No Such Luck - Post Production on Deviantart. Great Job man.
See you next time.