(we open on a scene from one of Lincoln's manga comics; two characters are having a confrontation, and one character "speaks" in Lincoln's voice.)
Character #1: "If we cannot decide who gets the triangle of power, then we must..."
J.D. Speaks in the 2nd character's voice.
Character #2: "BATTLE!"
(the two characters power up and leap toward a pizza-shaped artifact and shout "YAAAHHHHHHH!" as the caption is spelled out.)
(cut to Me and Lincoln on his bed reading a manga comic.)
Lincoln: "Ah, nothing like a little manga-reading before dinner."
Me: You said it buddy.
Rita: (offscreen) "KIDS! PIZZA'S HERE!"
Me: Oh Boy!
(cut to an exterior view of the Knudson-Loud-Anderson house; a pizza delivery truck with a sign that says "DELIVERY IN 30 MINUTES OR ELSE" is seen driving away.)
(cut to Me, Varie, Jeri, Sakura, Fu and Lincoln walking down the stairway.)
Lincoln: "[To the viewers] In a family this big..."
(Lincoln moves to the side of the stairway to avoid his sisters stampeding down; Lana then comes sliding down the banister.)
Lori, Leni, Luna, Gabrielle, Laney, Riley, Anastasia, Penny, Linka, Shannon, Lily, Lola, Lisa, Lynn, Lucy, and Luan: "PIZZA!"
Lana: "OOH, PIZZA PIZZA PIZZA, YEEES!"
Lincoln: "...getting seconds is rare." [runs down]
(cut to a pizza box getting set down on the dining room table.)
Lincoln: "Especially when it comes to pizza."
Me: How so Lincoln?
Lincoln: I'll show you.
(Lincoln opens the box to reveal a 36 inch pizza pie; we all reach in and take out a slice each, leaving only one remaining.)
Lincoln: "With 23 slices and 22 kids, there's always one slice left. Who gets the last slice? Well, that's always the problem. Let me tell you about..."Lincoln Loud's ABCs to Getting the Last Slice". (the title appears as he speaks it.) "First, "A"; we argue."
Lori: "I'm the oldest, so I should get it!"
Lola: "No way! Beauty before age!"
Varie: It's age before beauty Lola.
Lola: Oh. Never thought of it that way.
Lana: "Oh, then I guess I should get it."
Lynn: "You don't need it! You'll just eat your boogers instead!"
Lana: "Hmm, true."
Laney: I wish we could share it but it's one slice and it wouldn't get us much.
Luan: "This is bad news anyway you slice it." (laughs) "Get it?"
Lily: Very funny Luan.
Me: (Laughs) Good one Luan.
Jeri: Pizza is very good. But I don't know if we should fight over the last slice.
Gabrielle: (British Accent) I love pizza but I prefer tea and crumpets this time of day.
Shannon: I love pizza too. But I think I should get it.
Lucy: "I know. I'll just contact the spirits and have them decide."
Luna: "Dude, dinner's kinda crazy with a spooky little girl like you."
Sakura: Luna, that's not nice.
Fu: I agree. But we can split the slice Sakura.
Sakura: Good thinking Fu.
Lisa: "Perhaps I can use my calipers to equally measure us all a piece."
Leni: "Who needs caterpillars? All we have to do is split it evenly 40/40."
Varie: It's 50/50 Leni.
Leni: Really?
Riley: She's right Leni.
(Everyone but me, Varie and Lincoln are still arguing in the background with various speech balloons indicating random objects as if they are cursing.)
Lincoln: "Arguing never works. So if we can't decide who gets the last slice, it brings us to "B"; we must..."(in his imagination, Me, Varie and Lincoln spin around and are enveloped in shiny rays of light; the light breaks away to reveal Me, Varie and Lincoln in an anime-esque form and we have lightning arching around our hands.)
Me, Varie and Lincoln: "(Echoing)...BATTLE!"
(images of fantastic anime versions of the Loud sisters and Riley appear; Jeri, Sakura and Fu already are in anime-esque form and always will be; we shout as we circle the pizza slice and jump for it.)
(cut to the exterior view of the house.)
Lynn Sr.: (offscreen) "KIDS! There's no need to fight!"
(cut back to the dining room; the kids, in reality, are piled on top of each other from their fight; Lynn Sr. shows them a second pizza box and opens it.)
Rita: (offscreen) "We got a second pizza for free!"
Lincoln: "Of course we always forget about "C"; coupons."
Me: Good thinking. And if that fails I have a back up factor: Magiswords.
Announcer: PIZZA MAGISWORD!
(the kids zip out of the scene, causing the one slice to drop to the floor, I grab it and eat it.)
THE END.
Another Minisode Fanfiction done.
I've been wanting to do this one for quite a while. But I didn't know how to plan it until I started the Minisodes.
Let me know what you all think.
See you all next time.