Week 5
I was jumping in the trees testing out my new tail to see what it can do.
I fell off a branch and my tail grabbed the branch.
Me: Whew! My tail's prehensile. Cool.
I flip up and landed on the ground.
I got on all fours and point my tail like a Scorpion at a tentacled alligator and it fired a laser of lightning at it and it yelped as it was burned.
Me: Wow! That was like an electron laser. My lightning powers have been enhanced because of it. Let me see here.
I stab the ground with my tail and zapped the ground and out of the ground came a bunch of mutant gophers.
Me: Wow! Chernobyl Earthworm Style. [To the Viewers] That's how they draw earthworms out over in Chernobyl, Ukraine. I saw it on TV.
Chris: All campers get ready for todays challenge.
Me: Time to get to work.
At the campsite Chris was telling us our challenge.
Chris: Today campers your challenge is something I call Heroic Phobia Factor. This was given to me as an idea. Four of you will be heroes. 2 for each team and save the other campers from their own fears.
Me: I gave Chris this idea.
Chris: That's right J.D. and since it was your idea, you and Naruto will be the heroes of the Atomic Owls.
Me: All right.
Naruto: This is gonna be awesome bro!
Chris: And Leonard, Lightning. You two will be the heroes for the Nuclear Bears.
Lightning: All right! Lightning is gonna win! J.D. may the best man win.
Me: You too Lightning. (I shake his hand) I saw the Phobia Factor Challenge and it was intense. I'm sorry you guys went through all that.
Gwen: No it's all right J.D. But we saw your adventures in the headlines and they were awesome.
Courtney: Besides we know you can save all of us.
Me: Thanks guys.
Chris: J.D., Naruto, Lightning, Leonard, please come into my quarters while everyone gets set up.
Me: Okay.
We went to Chris's luxurious mansion on the other side of the island.
Me: Wow! Nice mansion Chris.
Chris: Thank you. This is where the campers that lost Season 1 stayed.
Me: It's beautiful. It's like my mansion back home in Michigan.
Chris: Your mansion is much nicer than mine though. But that's not important.
We were in Chris's room and having some juice.
Chris: Now J.D. we went through with your challenge because is was a great idea. Now the objective for you four is to rescue as many campers as possible. We've set up a dangerous obstacle course full of booby-traps for all of you to clear to rescue each camper.
Me: I love a good challenge Chris.
Leonard: We will use magic to rescue our campers.
Lightning: Not now Leonard. But your magic works now.
Me: I've been helping him. Great job Leonard.
Leonard: Thanks J.D. I owe it all to you.
Me: You're welcome.
Chris: Anyway. You all have until sunset to rescue as many campers as possible be it your team or the other. We start the challenge when I get the signal. [A beep was heard] They're ready. Follow me.
We were lead to a starting line and we got into position and Chris gave us a list of what every camper.
Chris: Are you ready?
Me: Ready and raring.
Naruto: Believe it!
Lightning: Lightning is always ready.
Leonard: Lets mystify them.
Chris: All right. On your mark. Get set. (Air Horn Blast)
We ran and split off.
Me: Lets start with our team. We'll start by looking for Gwen. Her fear is being buried alive.
Naruto: Okay. Lets look on the beach.
Me: Okay. Lets go!
We ran on the sand and saw a bunch of mounds in a circle around something.
I find a rock and threw it and it hit one of the mounds and it exploded.
KABOOM!
Me: Land mines!
Naruto: Chris sure knows how to make a challenge exciting.
Me: He sure does. WIND STYLE: GREAT BREAKTHROUGH!
I fire a blast of wind from my hand and blew the sand away and part of a glass box was revealed in the middle of a circle of exposed land mines.
Naruto: Nice work bro.
Me: Thanks. Come on!
We go to the middle of the circle and start digging. Naruto got the glass box uncovered and opened it and out came Gwen and she hugged Naruto and cried.
Naruto: It's okay Gwen. It's okay.
Gwen: Thank you Naruto.
Naruto: You're welcome.
Me: We have to move. Lets find Izzy. From what I remember she hates flying.
An airplane flies over us and it is being protected by Flying Mutated Mountain Goats.
Me: Lets go.
Naruto: Right. SHADOW CLONE JUTSU!
Naruto made a Clone and it held Gwen bridal style.
We flew into the air and the goats saw us and breathed streams of fire at us.
Me: Look out!
We dodged and flew away.
Me: Those goats can breathe fire? This is madness.
Naruto: I know. We need a diversion.
Me: I got it. I'll distract them and you rescue Izzy.
Naruto: Got it.
I fly to the goats and they chased me and Naruto opened the plane door and got Izzy out.
Izzy: Thanks Naruto. You are awesome when you fly dude.
Naruto: You're welcome Izzy.
Naruto makes another clone and it carries Izzy.
I fly back to him.
Me: Good job bro.
Naruto: Thanks J.D.
Gwen: I saw Courtney at the theater.
Me: Then that's where we're headed. From what we remember she's afraid of Green Jelly. Lets go!
Me, Naruto, Gwen and Izzy ran and we got to the theater and saw Courtney on a diving platform with no ladder suspended 20 feet into the air over a giant tank of green jelly and the platform was slowly being pulled back and it was being guarded by a giant beetle that had boxing gloves on.
Naruto: I'll take care of him. You go for Courtney.
Me: Right.
I spread my wings and fly up to Courtney and Naruto pulverizes the beetle and scares him away.
I take Courtney off the platform but it was rigged to explode.
Me: Uh oh!
It exploded and I created a force field as it exploded and it splattered Green Jelly everywhere.
Naruto got some on his face and licked it off.
Naruto: Mmm. Green apple flavor.
Courtney: Thanks guys.
Me: No problem.
I land and put Courtney down.
Me: Okay. Next is Jasmine. It says that she's afraid of being in small places.
Naruto: She's claustrophobic.
Courtney: I saw her being taken that way. [Points to the southeast]
Me: That's where we're headed. Lets go!
We head southeast onto the docks over the lake and we saw a small diving sphere being protected by Fang the amphibious shark.
Me: I got this one. Lets just say that I owe Fang a favor. (Whistles) Hey Fang. Got a treat for you.
I hold up Scott who was bound and gagged and Fang was excited.
Me: Enjoy your meat.
I throw him into the lake and Fang swam up to me and shook my hand.
Me: You're welcome Fang.
He dove back in and chased Scott and we all laughed at him.
Naruto: That was funny. But where did you find Scott?
Me: He tried to swim back to the island as I was testing out what my tail can do.
I pull up the diving sphere by its rope and just as I was about to get it up the rope broke and it sunk to the bottom of the lake.
Me: Oh no!
I dove in and swam after it. I made another discovery.
Me: Hey! I can breathe underwater. Cool! It must be because of my tail.
I swam down and opened the hatch and grabbed Jasmine.
Me: Are you okay Jasmine?
She gave me the thumbs up signal.
Me: Awesome. I can breathe underwater now.
We go up to the surface.
We surfaced and Jasmine was coughing. We got onto the docks.
Naruto: Thank goodness you're all right Jasmine.
Jasmine: (Australian Accent) Thanks to J.D. mate.
Me: Okay that's 4 out of 12. Lets find Bridgette. From what I remember she is afraid of being alone. So she's out in the forest.
Jasmine: Lets find her.
Me: Right.
We go into the forest and we saw Bridgette sitting alone in the forest and she was petrified.
Naruto: There she is.
Me: Wait. It's too easy.
I throw a stick and saw that the area around her was covered in bear traps when a trap snapped.
Me: Bear traps.
Jasmine: Chris sure knows how to put peoples lives in peril.
Me: That's why I love this show. Naruto you go fly over and rescue her.
Naruto: Got it.
Naruto spread his wings and flew out to her and picked her up bridal style and carried her over to us.
Bridgette: Thanks Naruto.
Naruto: You're welcome Bridge.
Me: Okay now lets find Mike and Zoey.
Zoey: Help! Can anyone hear me!? Help!
Me: We found Zoey. WHERE ARE YOU!?
Zoey: Over here!
Jasmine: It's coming from down there. [Points down the path to a clearing]
Zoey: I'm sinking! Hurry!
Me: (Gasp) COME ON!
We all ran down the path and saw Zoey waist deep in quicksand.
Me: Okay Zoey stay calm and don't move.
Gwen: I got this.
Gwen unveiled a hidden secret. She spread wings that were as black as the night and we gasped.
Me: Gwen? You're an angel?
Gwen: I'll explain later.
She flew out to Zoey and grabbed her hand and pulled her out.
Me: Way to go Gwen!
Gwen carried Zoey over and put her down.
Zoey: Thanks Gwen. That was awesome!
Gwen: You're welcome Zoey.
Naruto: Gwen that was amazing.
Courtney: I agree. Those black wings are perfect for you Gwen.
Gwen: Thanks Courtney.
Me: So you're afraid of quicksand Zoey?
Zoey: Yeah. It's a complicated story.
Me: We'll have to hear it later. Lets find Mike now.
Zoey: I saw him being taken into the boat house.
Me: Okay. Lets go.
We ran to the boat house and I kick the door down and a bucket dumps out and it was filled with acid.
Me: Sulfuric acid. That was close.
We see Mike in a pretend padded cell in a straitjacket and was gagged and surrounded by mutant gophers.
Me: Oh man.
Zoey ran and kicked the gophers away from Mike and they ran.
Me: Zoey that was amazing.
Zoey: Thanks.
I untie the straitjacket and Mike gets out and pulls the bandana off his mouth.
Mike: Thanks guys.
Me: No problem Mike. You're afraid of insane asylums?
Mike: I'd rather not talk about it.
Me: That's okay man. Lets find Alan now. We're gonna need Manitoba Smith's adventuring skills.
I pull out a Fedora hat and place it on Mike's head and he gasps.
Manitoba Smith: (Australian Accent) No problem mate. Leave it to me. (Sniffs the air) He's this way.
We follow him and we found Alan surrounded by a bunch of squirrels that were bald.
Me: Squirrels?
The squirrels saw us and they shot lasers out of their eyes. I shielded us in a force field.
Me: Squirrels that have Laser Vision? Weird. But cool.
Naruto: I believe it.
Manitoba Smith: I got this one mates.
He jumped out and dodged all of the squirrels fire and lept in and picked up Alan.
Manitoba Smith: Hold on tight mate.
Alan: Okay.
Manitoba Smith climbed up a tree and a squirrel shot lasers at a tree branch and they both fell and Manitoba Smith landed on the ground and I caught Alan.
Me: You all right bud?
Alan: Yeah. That was awesome!
Deep in Mikes subconcious all of his personalities got together.
Manitoba Smith: Do you feel it? The Malevolent One! He's coming!
A portrait of Mike gets caught on fire and an evil personality comes out. His name was Mal and he is PURE EVIL.
Outside I sense Mal's presence.
Me: Guy's I sense an evil force inside Mike. I'm gonna get it out of him.
I use my powers and pull out Mal and he manifested on the physical plane.
We all gasp and Mike woke up. He saw Mal.
Mike: (Gasp) You!
Mal: (Evil Chuckle) At your disservice.
Mike: But I got rid of you in Juvie!
Me: You were in Juvenile Detention Mike?
Mike: Yeah. This creep was making me do all kinds of terrible things and he was running the place. His name is Mal and he is my pure evil personality.
Me: That's horrible.
Naruto: I can't believe that this clod was the one making you call all the shots.
Courtney: This guy must be evil to the core.
Izzy: Yeah. He smells like rotten meat and bat guano.
Me: That's a good analysis.
Dawn arrived.
Dawn: I saw a black aura inside Mike when we got here. It was pure evil.
Me: That's this guy Dawn.
Dawn looked at him and saw that he was completely covered in an aura of pure pitch black color.
Dawn: His aura is pure evil.
Naruto: It's like we're facing the Devil himself.
Mike: No kidding.
Mal: Enough chitterchatter.
Me: Lets dance.
I punch him in the face and sent him crashing into a tree.
Mike felt that punch.
Mike: OW! GEEZ THAT REALLY HURT!
Me: (Gasp) We can't hurt him or it will hurt Mike. They're connected somehow. Wait. I got it! Mike you are the only one who can stop him. He may be a part of you, but you don't need this jerk anymore. You have to let go of the past and erase the monster that your own body created.
Mike: (Determined) You're right J.D. It's time to move on.
Mike concentrated hard and in his subconcious he and his personalities were together in front of a strange button.
Mike: What is this button?
Vito: (Italian Accent) It's a reset button.
Manitoba Smith: You have to press it and we all can stop Mal together.
Svetlana: (Russian Accent) Once you press it we will all be one with you.
Mike was about to press it but he stopped.
Mike: I... I just can't. If pressing this thing is gonna get rid of you guys then I can't do it.
Vito: Hey don't sweat it there.
Manitoba Smith: We'll all still be a part of you in a way.
Svetlana: It's worth it to stop Mal.
Vito: You'll always have us no matter what inside your heart.
Chester: All right guys enough with the blubbering. Lets get this over with.
They all put their hands on Mike's hand.
Mike: Thank you guys. Thank you.
They pressed the button and in a blinding flash of Light, Mike was made completely whole.
Mike: We are now one. Thank you J.D.
Outside Mal was starting to fade.
Mal: What's happening?
Mike: You're fading away Mal.
Mal: What? No! Don't do this! No one will ever cross paths with me around. I'm a part of you.
Mike: Yep. A part of me that I don't need anymore. Goodbye Mal.
Me: Have a nice time in the Netherworld.
Mal: No! It's my time! (Echoing) MIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNEEEEEEEE!
Mal faded away and was never going to be seen again.
Me: Good riddence to bad rubbish.
Naruto: Yeah.
Me: How do you feel Mike?
Mike: Better than ever J.D. We're all one. I have all my personalities strengths and abilities in one person.
Me: Awesome! Way to go buddy.
Zoey: Oh Mike! I'm so happy for you.
Mike: Thank you Zoey.
Me: Sorry I punched you man.
Mike: That's okay.
Me: Lets find the others.
Naruto: Okay.
We ran and we found Sammy facing Amy in the swamp and Amy was covered in slime and algae.
Sammy: You always treated me like dirt Amy and I won't tolerate it anymore!
Amy: I've always been the superior twin and I will always be better than you!
Zoey swooped in and kicked Amy in the face and she crashed into a tree.
Zoey: Are you all right Sammy?
Sammy: Yes thanks to you Zoey.
I pick up Amy and open a portal that leads to the Yukon.
Me: I think you need a nice cool down.
I throw Amy in and the portal closed.
Shawn arrived.
Shawn: Guys! Are you all okay?
Me: We were just about to look for you Shawn.
Shawn: Chris sent robot zombies after me and I beat them all.
Me: Good work buddy.
Shawn: Thanks man.
Me: Lets find Ella. If I'm not mistaken she's in that castle tower up there on the high cliff. [I point to the tall cliff]
Naruto: Looks like it.
Me: Lets go!
We all ran up the cliff hill to the tower and it was a high tower.
Me: I think I know what Ella is afraid of. Being trapped in a tower like the princesses of all those fairy tales I like.
Alan: I have a feeling you're right.
Gwen: Let me handle this one.
Gwen spreads her black wings and flies up to the castle window.
Gwen: Ella are you all right?
Ella: I'm okay Gwen. I have my animal friends to keep me company.
Gwen: That's great. I came to get you down.
Ella: Thank you Gwen.
Gwen takes Ella's hand and they go down and landed.
Me: Great job Gwen.
An air horn buzz was heard.
Chris: The Atomic Owls win the Challenge!
We all cheer.
At the campfire ceremony Chris was ready to hand out the Marshmallows.
Chris: Before we start I have an announcement. The Atomic Owls were spectacularly awesome in todays challenge! The producer called and said that they loved it so much that they will put it in the Legacy of Total Drama. Great job guys.
Me: Thanks Chris. I'm glad my idea was such a huge success.
Chris: You're welcome J.D. Now on to the marshmallows.
Everyone but Leonard received a Marshmallow and Leonard was hurled.
At our cabin we settled down and I stamped Leonard's face.
Me: You all were terrific today.
Alan: You were awesome yourself J.D.
Me: Thanks bud.
I pull out my laptop and called Lincoln.
Lincoln: Hey J.D.
Me: Hey Lincoln. Today was awesome.
Lincoln: We saw the whole thing and you guys were incredible!
Lana: Yeah! It was awesome!
Me: Thanks guys.
Lincoln: Gwen, we saw your black wings and they are beautiful.
Gwen: Thanks Lincoln.
Me: How did you get those wings Gwen?
Gwen: My father is from Earth and my mom is from the planet Havania. The Havanian's are a race of peaceful angel people of great beauty and they are amazing. I was born half human half Havanian.
Me: That's awesome. Havania is a beautiful planet. I looked it up and it is a paradise.
Lincoln: That's amazing Gwen. You're a hybrid.
Gwen: That's the right way to put it Lincoln.
Laney: That is incredible.
Me: It sure is.
Lincoln: Those rescues you all did were awesome guys.
Courtney: Thanks Lincoln.
Lincoln: Also Mike I had no idea that you had an evil personality that was controling you the whole time.
Mike: Yeah. Mal was the source of all my suffering and misfortune. He was also the reason I went to Juvie.
Laney: That's terrible. I'm glad you're cured though.
Mike: Thanks Laney.
Laney: You're welcome Mike.
Lucy: I'm sorry Leonard got eliminated. I love all the magic you taught him.
Me: It's all right Lucy. But you know what they say: Life goes on.
Lucy: Sigh. That's true.
Me: This turned out to be an awesome challenge for all of us and it was a huge success for the Total Drama Legacy.
Lincoln: That's what we saw and heard. Way to go guys.
Dawn: Thank you Lincoln.
Shawn: It was an awesome challenge though.
Me: I agree. We've had a long day.
Lincoln: I can tell. See you guys next week.
Me: Bye guys.
The call clicks off and we hit the hay.
Continues in Part 6.