Week 6
Me, Naruto Alan and Team were sitting in our cabin reading books and playing card games.
Me: So Zoey what happened that caused you to be afraid of quicksand. You never told us last time.
Zoey: I'm sorry guys. When I was 10 years old I was walking in the forest in Saskatchewan and I was out looking for rare butterflies.
Flashback to a younger Zoey playing in the grass and chasing after butterflies.
Zoey: (Narrating) It was a happy time for me. Until I spotted a rare Blue Sapphire butterfly on a flower in the middle of what looked like a sandbar. I walked on it to go see and I suddenly started sinking. I realized that I was in quicksand. I called out for help and I was up to my head and someone appeared and grabbed my hand and I was saved. I was traumatized because of it and I cried hard into my savior. I've been afraid of Quicksand ever since that day.
End flashback.
Me: Zoey that's awful.
Mike: I'm so sorry Zoey.
Zoey: It's all right guys.
Dawn: You were very fortunate to be saved back then Zoey.
Zoey: I know.
Me: Me and my friends have saved a few people from quicksand.
Courtney: That's what we all heard J.D.
Me: I know. When I got my powers, every day in my life has always been a tremendously awesome adventure with an amazing challenge and new obstacle to be met and overcome.
Shawn: I can believe it dude.
Naruto: It's always been that way for me too.
Mike: That's amazing guys.
Chris: Attention campers. Meet me at the Theater for todays challenge.
Me: Time to get to work.
Izzy: Lets make some heads roll!
At the theater Chris explained the challenge to us.
Chris: Today's challenge is a talent show.
Me: A talent show. Right on.
Chris: I know. Now the show will begin in 3 hours so you all have some time to choose what you want to do and practice. Myself, Chef and 2 members from the original cast will be the judges. Please welcome back Noah and Heather!
Noah came and he was not happy.
Me: Noah it's such a pleasure to meet you.
Noah: It's a pleasure to meet you too J.D. I've heard so many big things about you.
Me: We get that alot wherever we go.
Noah: I believe it. Naruto Uzumaki Namikaze. It's such an honor.
Naruto: Same here Noah. It's a pleasure to meet you.
We saw Heather wearing a wig from Total Drama Action's caveman episode.
Me: That is a really silly wig.
Heather: You have no sense of good taste lifewrecker.
Me: It's called Karma, Heather. Get used to it.
Heather: I will make you pay for my humiliation!
Me: Bring it on ugly!
Chris: Okay enough!
We go practice and I decided to do a singing act.
Me: Lets see. I think I'll do a sea shantie. And I know just the one. What will you do bro?
Naruto: I'm gonna be doing a ninja technique magic show.
Me: Interesting. Can't wait to see it.
Bridgette: I did this show at one time and I was trying to stand on my head and I lost my lunch because of it.
Me: Yuck!
3 hours later the talent show was on.
Chris: Okay. First up is J.D. Knudson.
I walk onto the stage and I had a banjo in my hand.
Me: I'm going to be singing a sea shantie. It's called Sailing Over The Dogger Bank.
Chris: Cool! I love sea shanties.
Me: This is gonna be weird but I discovered another unique power.
I sprout 8 octopus tentacles from my butt and they had an accordion and 2 violins in 6 arms.
Chris: That is Awesome!
Me: All right here goes.
I start playing my banjo.
Sailin' over the Dogger Bank: Oh, wasn't it a treat?
Wind a-blowing east-nor'-east, we had to give a sheet!
You ought to see us runnin' the wind a-blowin' free,
On a passage from the Dogger Bank to gray Grimsby.
Watch out, twigger, she's a proper ju-be-ju.
Give 'er a sheet and let her rip we're the boys to pull her through!
You ought to see us runnin', the wind a-blowin' free,
On a passage from the Dogger Bank to gray Grimsby!
Our captain he's a Shanghai roush, he loves a pint of good ale.
Our mate he is a road stone-inspector, been seen in many's a jail.
Our third mate he's a bush ranger, he comes from the African Isle.
And take a look at our old cook it gets the bugger wild!
Watch out, twigger, she's a proper ju-be-ju.
Give 'er a sheet and let her rip we're the boys to pull her through!
You ought to see us runnin', the wind a-blowin' free,
On a passage from the Dogger Bank to gray Grimsby!
Watch out, twigger, as down the street she came.
High heels and painted toes, Jenny is on the game.
Jenny is one of your flash girls, can't she cut a shine?
She can do the double shuffle on the Knickerbocker line!
Watch out, twigger, she's a proper ju-be-ju.
Give 'er a sheet and let her rip we're the boys to pull her through!
You ought to see us runnin', the wind a-blowin' free,
On a passage from the Dogger Bank to gray Grimsby!
We are the boys to make a noise when we come home from sea.
We get right drunk, we roll on the floor, we have a jubilee- Eee!
We get right drunk and full of beer, we roll all over the floor,
And when our rent it is all spent we go to sea for more.
Watch out, twigger, she's a proper ju-be-ju.
Give 'er a sheet and let her rip we're the boys to pull her through!
You ought to see us runnin', the wind a-blowin' free,
On a passage from the Dogger Bank to gray Grimsby!
As the song played, Jellyfish made entirely out of water came and they were surging with electricity and they swam around the stage. One stung Heather really badly and electrocuted her. The song finished and everyone cheered. Chris, Chef and Noah were in tears and cheering wildly.
Chris: (Sniffling) J.D. that was so awesome!
Chef: (Crying) That was so beautiful!
Noah: J.D. you have lots of talent!
Naruto: Way to go big bro!
Chris: Lets see the scores.
The score was off the scale and I got a beyond perfect score. Heather gave me a score of 0.5 but one of the Jellyfish stung her again and she changed it to 11.
Chris: The Atomic Owls win again!
We all cheer.
Chris: However I would like to see the rest of the acts just for kicks. That was a great song choice J.D. My cousin in Newfoundland loves sea shanties.
Me: Thanks Chris.
Chris: You're welcome. Next up Naruto Uzumaki Namikaze.
Naruto came onto the stage.
Naruto: I'm going to do a Ninja Technique show. I have a dazzling display for you all.
Chris: Okay. Go for it.
Naruto: Here goes.
Naruto formed a ball of energy and lifted it into the sky and color streams appeared around it and orbited around the energy ball in an atomic formation. The streams were made out of fire, water, earth, lightning, wind, light and darkness. They became elemental creatures. The fire stream became a phoenix, the water stream became a mermaid, the earth stream became a Mongolian Death Worm, the lightning stream became a dragon, the wind stream became a fairy, the darkness stream became a wolf and the light stream became an angel.
Gwen: Whoa!
Izzy: Amazing!
Dawn: Incredible!
Courtney: Unbelievable!
Mike: This is amazing!
Shawn: No kidding!
Naruto then made dragons out of Wood, Lava, Storm Clouds, Steam, Scorching Heat, Ice, Black Fire, Metal, Crystals, Dust, Magnetic Energy, Explosions and Sand and they orbited around the main core of the atomic form.
Me: Incredible!
Alan: Wow!
The level of power coming off the technique was incredible.
Naruto: Get ready for a beautiful fireworks show.
Naruto threw the technique high up into the sky and it exploded into a dazzling fireworks display of epic porportions and it spelled a message saying "Chris is One Awesome And Amazing Guy".
When it was done we all cheered wildly.
Chris: That was so beautiful and AWESOME!
Naruto: I'm glad you love it Chris.
Naruto got a perfect score like me.
After the whole contest was done we had another Campfire Ceremony.
Chris: Today's talent show was the most Awesome I've ever seen guys. It was even better than Season 1.
Me: Lets hope the next challenge will bring as much excitement as the next and last 2 challenges.
Chris: I have a feeling it will. Now for Marshmallows.
Everyone but Sugar received marshmallow. Sugar was hurled.
At our cabin we were getting ready for bed and I stamped Sugar's face with an X.
Me: 7 down 2 more to go and it's Lightning and Cameron.
Naruto: Yep. I have a feeling that Chris is gonna set up a terrifying challenge for the decisive moment.
Me: I have a feeling too.
I pull out my laptop and call Lincoln.
Lincoln: Hey J.D.
Me: Hey Lincoln.
Lincoln: You guys were awesome in that talent show!
Dawn: Thanks Lincoln.
Me: We're down to two campers and we win automatically.
Lincoln: I hope you all succeed. That song you played was awesome.
Me: Thanks Lincoln. It's an old sea shanty that was made in the 1890's. Somewhere around there.
Lincoln: I believe it.
Luna: No kidding. It was rockin' dude!
Me: Thanks Luna. [Makes the Rock On Handsign] Rockin'!
Courtney: Lets hope that Cameron goes next.
Me: Yeah. That is actually our next target.
Lincoln: Well go get him guys. But go easy on him. He is a fragile guy and he's one of Lisa's friends in the Science World.
Me: I know. Well we'll see what happens.
Lincoln: Yep. See you next week guys.
Me: See you buddy.
The call clicks off and we go to bed.
Continues in Part 7