Vince is in the Simulator for an exercise and we are preparing him for it.
Me: [To the Viewers] We're helping Vince prepare for his exercise. We placed a Sealing Jutsu on him that prevents him from aging in the Simulator. We've calibrated the simulator so that 15 seconds is equal to one year.
We finished preparing him.
Vince: Thank you guys.
Me: No problem. Now this exercise is going to start at when Naruto was born. You're gonna go on all of Naruto's adventures from day one and train him in everything you know and more.
Vince: I understand.
Me: Good luck partner.
Vince: Thank you J.D.
Vince got into the Simulator and I activated it and Vince found himself in the World of Shinobi on October 10th, the night of Naruto's birth and he saw the 9-Tailed Fox attacking the Leaf.
Vince: Looks like I got here just in time. J.D. is right. I sense that someone is controlling the Fox. I can also sense that Minato is fighting the man that's responsible.
Vince spread his wings and flew to Minato. He found him fighting a Masked Man.
Vince: It is a Rogue Uchiha!
He flew down and destroyed his mask with a devastating kick.
Minato: [To Vince] Who are you?
Vince: My name is Vince Pusateri. I came to help you.
Minato: I greatly appreciate it Vince.
The masked man got up and revealed his face and sure enough it was Orochimaru.
Minato: (Shocked) Orochimaru!?
Vince: I knew Orochimaru could never be trusted.
Orochimaru: That's right Minato. I wanted the position of 4th Hokage. But you wouldn't give it to me. So I decided to get even by destroying the very village I call home.
Minato: You're heart was full of darkness Orochimaru and Sarutobi was right to give me the title.
Vince: A Hokage's heart and motives must be pure and they must be willing to protect everyone they care about and throw their life on the line to protect the village and that's something a warped freak like you can never understand.
Minato: I agree with you Vince and I couldn't have said it better than myself.
Orochimaru: You're wrong! I will be back and I will destroy the Leaf! I swear it!
Vince: And I will be ready for you.
Vince flared up his aura without transforming.
Vince: You will pay for your crimes.
Orochimaru ran away.
Minato: Lets go help the village.
Vince: Right.
They went back to the village and Vince snapped his fingers and teleported the Fox away from the village.
Vince: All right we have to seal the fox into Naruto. But I'm not letting you take your own lives so Naruto will have no knowledge of his parents and become an outcast and made a weapon for the councils own selfish purposes. Let me handle this. [Chants an Incantation] Kyomiga Moriyan Lextixa Huitiga Jestinora Nor!
Vince fired a blast of rainbow light and it hit the 9-Tails and turned it into a ball of energy and he sealed it into the infant Naruto and he was forever changed. He had fox ears and 9 fox tails and his Chakra Levels were astronomically powerful as a result.
Kushina was in the hospital recovering.
Minato and Vince came in with a little Naruto.
Kushina: (Weakly) Is it over?
Minato: Yes honey it is. Vince here saved us all and sealed the 9-Tails into Naruto.
Kushina: Thank goodness.
Vince: Kushina that masked man was really Orochimaru.
Kushina gasped.
Kushina: Orochimaru caused all of this?
Vince: Yes. He was infuriated that he didn't get the title of the 4th Hokage and he vowed to destroy the village by any means necessary. My guess is that someone leaked the info on where the delivery of Naruto was taking place and he used this to his advantage to get to the 9-Tails.
Minato: That could very well be it.
Vince: We have to let everyone know and why and explain the reasons behind it and we also have to explain why Naruto has fox ears and 9 fox tails.
Minato: You're right Vince. Everyone has a right to know.
Vince: And if they try to hurt Naruto in any way, shape or form, they'll answer to me.
Minato: Good thinking. They'll also answer to me and Kushina too.
After everyone was gathered and Vince fixed the village Minato revealed everything and everyone was horrified. Orochimaru was now declared the most dangerous traitor in the history of the world. He was placed in the Bingo Book with a major bounty and a kill on sight order. Minato revealed everything thats happened with Naruto and they were expecting him to be hated but it was the exact opposite.
After everything was explained Vince was in Lord Minato's office.
Minato: We can't thank you enough for helping us in this catastrophe Vince.
Vince: It's no problem Minato. How many people were lost in this event?
Minato: Thanks to your rescue efforts only 100.
Vince: That's good but at least it wasn't thousands.
Minato: That's true.
Vince: I have a request I would like to make.
Minato: And what is that Vince?
Vince: I want to train Naruto in everything I know in secret when the time comes. I have a very strong suspicion that some people will be strongfully resentful towards Naruto. So I want to help him and train him in everything I know.
Minato: That's very good thinking and I have a feeling that you're right Vince. I will allow it.
Vince: I have an awesome training schedule set up for him.
Minato: You can train Naruto when he turns 4.
Vince: Got it.
4 Years Later
Naruto was learning everything from Vince and getting stronger and stronger at an accelerated rate with each passing day. Vince trained Naruto in several taijutsu styles, numerous ninjutsu techniques, lots of Genjutsu techniques, numerous Sword Jutsu techniques and attacks and Minato and Kushina trained him in Sealing Jutsu. All of the ANBU, elite Jonin, Chunin and Genin trained Naruto in everything they know too. Naruto now has a powerful Kekkei Genkai he calls Thunderwing. This is where Naruto has the ability to sprout wings made of pure lightning and it possesses enough power to power several million cities for thousands of years. He also has intense lightning powers and they far surpass the most powerful Lightning Style users by 100,000 times. He also has the ability to fly and he can use Ki and Spirit Energy and his power never runs out.
Vince: Good job Naruto. That's it for now. Lets continue tomorrow.
Naruto: Thanks brother Vince.
As they walked home they saw a man in the Hyuga compound carrying a black bag.
Vince: Uh oh! We got trouble! Lets go!
Naruto: Right!
They followed the man and confronted him.
Vince: I knew the Hyuga council was up to no good. They conspired with the Cloud Civilian Council to give the Cloud the Byakugan.
Cloud Ninja: That's right. I was sent as a phony ambassador to kidnap the Hyuga Heirous.
Naruto: Then we will rescue her by force.
Naruto fired a bolt of lightning and immobilized and electrocuted him.
Vince: Good job Naruto.
Naruto: Thanks brother Vince.
Vince picked up the Cloud Ninja and Naruto opened the bag and in it was a young Hinata.
Naruto: It's all right. We won't hurt you. We saved you.
Hinata: Thank you for saving me.
?: Hinata!
Lord Hiashi Hyuga and his brother Hizashi came and he saw them with Hinata.
Vince: It's all right Lord Hyuga. We rescued Hinata from having to endure a fate worse than death. This Cloud Ninja was sent here as a phony ambassador to kidnap Hinata so the Cloud can have the Byakugan.
Hiashi: I have a feeling you're right Vince. Lets get the Cloud Ninja to Inoichi and confirm everything.
Naruto: Okay.
Hiashi: Naruto thank you for saving Hinata.
Naruto: You're welcome Lord Hiashi.
Vince sensed something.
Vince: Uh-oh. Something is going down at the Hyuga Compound.
They ran to the Hyuga Compound and they got there in 10 minutes and saw in the room of Hitomi Hyuga, the wife of Lord Hiashi a member of the Hyuga council had a syringe in his hand and it was filled with some kind of purple liquid.
They bursted in and Vince fired a laser from his finger and blew the syringe out of his hand.
Vince: You're under arrest for attempted murder.
Naruto took the syringe and looked at it.
Naruto: It's poison.
Lord Hiashi: You tried to poison my wife!
Vince: Looks like we got here just in time.
Hitomi: You sure did.
In the Hokage's office they told Minato everything that went down and it turns out that everything Vince and Naruto found out was 100% correct and the Hyuga Council was arrested and thrown in jail forever. Minato sent a message to the 4th Raikage and he was so enraged that he killed the Cloud Civilian Council and because of the damage done to the Cloud's reputation because of their corruption, the 4th Raikage decided to transfer one of his shinobi to the Leaf. He sent Yugito Nii the 2-Tails Jinchuriki to the Leaf along with several Lightning Style Jutsu. Naruto and Samui were dating and Hinata was dating him too. Naruto was placed into the CRA or Clan Restoration Act and Naruto made it extremely clear that he will not love unless it is true and he gets to know them first.
3 Years Later.
Vince and Naruto were having lunch in the park.
Vince: After Lunch we're gonna do more training under Kakashi.
Naruto: Okay brother Vince.
?: Look at the size of that forehead!
They saw some kids picking on a young Sakura Haruno.
Vince: Those dumb kids.
Naruto: I got this.
Naruto walked up to them.
Naruto: Hey! Leave her alone!
Kid 1: Why are you defending this ugly freak?
Naruto: She's just a beautiful girl to me.
Sakura blushed when she heard that.
Naruto: You guys are supposed to be ninjas? You're just a bunch of worthless little punks that hurt people they don't know for your own amusement.
Kid 1: (Angry) What did you just say to us?
Naruto: You heard me or are your brains so tiny that you need a brain transplant?
Kid 1: (ENRAGED) WHY YOU!? I'LL SHOW YOU WHO NEEDS A BRAIN TRANSPLANT!
The kid dashed and Naruto punched him in the face and kicked him in the mouth. The kid was knocked out.
Kid 2: You stupid fool! Now you're gonna get it!
Naruto got into his phoenix stance and the kids charged and Naruto punched the kids in the stomach and chopped them and broke their ribs. They were down and they got up.
Kid 3: That kid's crazy! Lets get out of here!
They ran.
Naruto: And don't let me catch you picking on people again or I will kill you!
Vince: Good work Naruto.
Naruto: Thanks Vince.
Sakura: Thank you for saving me.
Naruto: You're welcome.
Sakura: My name is Sakura Haruno.
Naruto: It's a pleasure to meet you Sakura. I'm Naruto Uzumaki Namikaze.
Sakura: The famous son of Lord Minato. It's a great honor.
Naruto: I get that alot.
Vince: I'm Vince Pusateri. Naruto's teacher, brother and mentor.
Sakura: It's a pleasure to meet you.
Vince: Same here.
Naruto: So are you going to join the Academy? I start in 3 weeks.
Sakura: Yes I am. I start at the same time.
Naruto: Cool. Sakura your hair goes perfectly with your namesake and you have a beautiful forehead.
Sakura blushed intensly and she knew that Naruto was perfect for her.
?: I'm glad you put those hooligans in their places guys.
They saw a Weasel-Masked ANBU.
Vince: Hello Weasel.
Naruto: Hey brother Itachi.
Itachi: Hello Naruto, Vince.
Vince: How are things with your family?
Itachi: Worse than ever. Sasuke is now a powerhungry sociopathic monster and thinks he's so entitled to everything. He has a massive superiority complex and he is being treated like royalty. Mom is doing good and Satsuki and Haruna are doing great. Father on the other hand is causing a lot of problems for the Uchiha.
Vince: I'm sorry Itachi. But Fugaku and Sasuke will get what's coming to them in the end.
Itachi: Thank you.
ANBU: Captain Itachi, Lord Hokage has called for you.
Itachi: I'm on my way. See you round guys.
Naruto: Bye Itachi. [Itachi Vanished] Sakura would you like to train with us after class?
Sakura: I would be honored Naruto.
Vince: Awesome.
Later that night Minato, Itachi, Shisui, Jiraiya and a bunch of high ranking shinobi raided the Uchiha District and killed all the Uchiha except for the civilians and children. Satsuki, Mikoto, Haruna, and Sasuke were sparred. Sasuke was placed into the Tsukuyomi Genjutsu by Shisui and was told that Naruto killed the Uchiha and this broke him beyond all repair.
Sasuke recovered in the hospital and he swore to get revenge on Naruto and he will stop at nothing to kill Naruto. But what he doesn't know is that Naruto is far more powerful than Sasuke ever will be in a million lifetimes.
5 Years Later
Vince, Naruto and Sakura were heading to the Academy.
Vince: So today is our Genin Test.
Naruto: It sure is. I hope we all pass and get on the same team.
Sakura: I have a feeling we will.
Vince: This is gonna be really good and I hope we put Sasuke in his place.
Naruto: Yep.
Sakura: This is gonna be good.
Vince: Should we do an entrance?
Naruto: Yeah. That's fun.
Sakura: I can't resist a good entrance.
As the class was settling down Iruka and Mizuki came in.
Iruka: All right! Good morning class.
Class: Good Morning Iruka-Sensei.
(2002's Nautilus Plays)
A massive flood of water suddenly came in without warning and turned the whole classroom into an underwater environment filled with fish and mermaids. Vince came swimming in and he was holding the hand of a mermaid that looked like Carol and he swam to his spot and Carol sang a beautiful melodious song that put everyone in a state of Euphoria.
Everything vanished.
(Loreena Mckennitt's The Mystic's Dream plays)
A massive bolt of lightning exploded out of the back of the room and hit the chalkboard and it turned into a Sprite, a kind of Upper Atmospheric Lightning. They are shaped like red jellyfish. The Red Sprite exploded and Naruto emerged and he was in his Thunderwing Kitsune Hanyou form as he calls it.
(Sarah Brightman's Scarborough Fair plays)
Vines, flowers, bushes, and trees grew along the floor and made a giant tree in the middle of the floor of the classroom and a bunch of butterflies and birds fly around it and a pod grew down to the floor and opened up like a coccoon and out came Sakura and she had beautiful neon pink butterfly wings with blue, green and yellow spots and she had two antennae coming out of her forehead. Her eyes were emerald green and they had teal sclera. Sakura has the power to control all of nature.
Vince: Hello Iruka Sensei. Are we on time?
Iruka: You all made it just in time Vince. Awesome entrances as always.
Vince: Thank you.
Naruto: Morning brother Iruka, hello Mizuki.
Iruka: Morning Naruto.
Mizuki: Hello Naruto.
Sakura: Morning sensei.
Iruka: Morning Sakura. Take your seats please.
They took their seats and they got started on the test. Mizuki handed out their Genin Written Test and Vince, Naruto and Sakura finished in 1 minute.
They decided to read until everyone else is finished. Naruto kept an eye on Sasuke as Mizuki gave him his test and what he saw was atrocious. He saw Mizuki give Sasuke a prewritten test with every single answer written for him.
Naruto: (In His Head) So Sasuke is a dirty rotten cheater. That little weakling! Wait till dad hears about this.
Naruto sent a telepathic message to Lord Minato and he was shocked.
Minato pulled out his crystal ball and looked through it from Naruto's memories and discovered that he was right.
Minato: I can't believe this. ANBU!
Eagle: Yes milord?
Minato: Arrest Mizuki at once.
Eagle: What would be the charges sir?
Minato: Military Sabotage and conspiracy.
Eagle: Yes sir.
He vanishes.
Minato: (Telepathically to Naruto) Son, thank you for telling me. The ANBU are on their way.
Naruto: (Telepathically) You're welcome dad. (Telelpathically to Vince) Bro, Sasuke's been accepting Prewritten tests and is a dirty rotten cheater.
Vince: (Telepathically to Naruto) I always knew he was weak. Good work bro.
Naruto: (Telepathically) Thank you.
The ANBU arrived.
Weasel: Mizuki you are under arrest for Military Sabotage and Conspiracy.
Mizuki: Hey I haven't done anything!
Eagle: Shut up. We have a silent witness. Take him away.
Later it was time for the Weapons Test.
Iruka: All right. It's time for the Weapons test.
Vince went first.
Vince: Watch this everyone.
Vince formed some kunai and shuriken made out of red crystal and threw them at the Training Dummy and hit the arms, legs, head, neck, chest, stomach, hands, feet and the crotch.
Vince: There are more points to hit than just the chest sensei. You hit the hands the enemy can't use jutsu, you hit the feet and legs they can't run, and if they have a visual jutsu they can't see or attack with it. An armless, legless, blind shinobi is a dead shinobi.
Iruka and the class but Naruto and Sakura were flabbergasted.
Iruka: That's true Vince. Everything you said is true. You pass with a perfect score and you get bonus points for identifying more spots to attack.
Vince: Thank you Sensei.
Iruka: You're welcome. Now Naruto? You're up.
Naruto: Okay.
Naruto did exactly the same thing except with lightning kunai and shuriken and he got a perfect score and bonus points.
Iruka: Sakura your turn.
Sakura: Okay.
Sakura did the same except with Leaf kunai and shuriken and she got a perfect score and bonus points as well.
Everyone got varying scores and Sasuke was enraged. Satsuki and Haruna did better than him as did Hinata and Yugito.
Next was the Taijutsu Test.
Iruka: All right. It's time for the Taijutsu Test. We will split you up boys VS girls.
First the girls were up and some of the matches were absolutely pathetic. The Civilian Girls were in more of a catfight.
Vince: This is pathetic.
Sakura: You said it Vince.
Iruka: I know guys. All right Sakura Haruno and Ino Yamanaka.
Sakura and Ino went up to the arena.
Ino: You will never be as good as Sasuke is Billboard Brow.
Sakura: Ino pig listen to yourself. Sasuke is the Devil Incarnate and he only cares about no one other than himself.
Ino: You just made that lie up so you can get Sasuke all for yourself.
Sakura: No Ino you are the liar. You don't even realize how blind you are to the truth.
Sakura punched Ino in the face and she went crashing into the wall and was knocked out.
Iruka: Whoa! Sakura's strength is incredible. Sakura wins!
Later Vince was facing Kiba Inuzuka.
Kiba: You ready for this Vince?
Vince: I was always ready for anything.
Vince got into his Storm of Justice stance and he kicked Kiba in the Leg and punched him in the Solar Plexis and kneed him in the face all with devastating force and he knocked him out. Lightning and Thunder came out of his attacks.
Iruka: Wow! What a unique Taijutsu style.
Vince: I call that my Storm of Justice Taijutsu Style. It's extremely powerful. Think of it as a Lightning Style Varient of Lady Tsunade's Hundred Strengths Jutsu.
Iruka: Incredible! Great job Vince. I think you made a new Taijutsu Style. You pass.
Vince: Thank you.
Iruka: Naruto and Sasuke.
Naruto and Sasuke stood in the arena and Sasuke had a look of extreme rage and hate directed at him.
Sasuke: I will now kill you for killing my clan!
Naruto: They got what they deserved Sasuke. They were going to start a war and that would've left us completely vulnerable.
Sasuke: I don't care! I want you dead and I will destroy you with all of my HATRED!
Sasuke charged at Naruto and Naruto blocked all of his strikes without even moving from where he was standing. Sasuke then backed away and threw a kunai and Naruto caught it with just his fingers.
Naruto: Pathetic.
Iruka: Weapons are not allowed. Sasuke is disqualified. Naruto wins by default.
Naruto: Wait Iruka-sensei. Let me handle this.
Iruka: All right.
Naruto dashed and kneed Sasuke in the stomach with devastating force and it knocked Sasuke down.
Naruto: What a weakling. You've wasted enough of my time already.
Naruto walked away.
After the Taijutsu test Iruka asked if anyone had any jutsus they would like to show and lots of people did.
Vince: Okay I have 7 techniques I want to show you but the first one is way too destructive. Lets go to a training ground to do it.
Iruka: Good idea.
At Training Ground 10 Vince stood ready and everyone was watching.
Vince: All right. Brace yourselves.
Vince got into a stance and cupped his hands to his side.
Vince: KAAAA! MEEEE! HAAAA! MEEEE! HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
He thrusted his hands forward and fired a red Kamehameha Wave at a Training Post and it completely obliterated the entire training post and part of the training ground in a huge thunderous explosion.
KRABBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM!
When the smoke cleared a huge smoldering crater was covering part of the training ground.
The whole class was floored and flabbergasted.
Shikamaru: Wow! What power!
Choji: That was unbelievable!
Shino: Incredible. The power from that blast is making my insects scared.
Iruka: What was that?
Vince: That was the Kamehameha Wave. A stronger varient of it. It's a blast of Ki.
Iruka gasped in shock.
Iruka: Ki? That's impossible! No ninja alive can use the physical component of Chakra.
Hinata: Um what is Ki?
Sakura: Ki is the physical component of Chakra. It's far more destructive than Chakra and it possesses enough power to destroy an entire planet.
Ami: Are you serious Sakura?
Sakura: Yes I am Ami.
Shikamaru: Unbelievable!
Iruka: Amazing.
Minato arrived and the ANBU were with him.
Minato: We heard a massive explosion and thought we were under attack.
Vince: Sorry about that Lord Minato. I was demonstrating for Iruka-Sensei my ability to use Ki.
Minato: (Gasps) Ki? That's impossible.
Iruka: I was thinking exactly the same thing Lord Hokage. Vince can use the Physical component of Chakra in its entirety and he caused this kind of damage to the Training Ground.
Minato: Incredible.
Vince: I'm sorry for bringing cause for alarm.
Minato: That's all right Vince but that was amazing.
Vince: Thank you. Okay here's technique number 2. But I'll need a volunteer for it and I don't want to hurt any of my friends.
Minato: I know just the person. Be right back.
Minato disappeared in a Yellow Flash and got back in a split second and with him was a criminal.
Minato: This is Wakumi "FACEMAULER" Kobaiyashi. He's called the Facemauler because he eats peoples faces off.
Vince: Yuck! So this guy is a cannibal. He's like Hannibal Lector from "The Silence of The Lambs".
Naruto: That is disgusting and he was one of the first ever criminals I've ever caught.
Sakura: I've heard about that Naruto.
Minato: Yes. Well done on that son.
Naruto: Thanks dad.
Vince: Well he's perfect for my 2nd Technique.
Minato: It was his death sentence anyway.
Vince: Perfect.
Sakura formed a wooden training post and Minato tied Wakumi to it.
Minato: Okay. Ready to go.
Vince: All right. Here's my 2nd technique. It's a Spirit Energy technique.
Vince held out his hand and surrounded it in electricity.
Vince: STORM OF TORMENT!
Vince fired a powerful blast of lightning at Wakumi and it hit him with incredible force and incinerated him into absolutely nothing.
Minato: Incredible!
Vince: That takes care of him.
Choji: That was intense!
Yugito: That was amazing. I've never seen Lord A use a technique like that when I lived in the Cloud.
Vince: It's a Spirit Energy Technique, Yugito. I surround my hand with Lightning and it's normally used as a charge and punch move. If your opponent dodges it, the lightning from it will hurt them. Escape from this technique is completely impossible. I made another varient of it where I fire it as a blast of lightning. Even if you dodge the blast the lightning and shockwave from it's power will blow you away and shock you at the same time.
Iruka: That is amazing.
Vince: All right Here's number 3. First: Fire.
Vince focused on a training post.
Vince: FIRE STYLE NINJA ART: INFERNO COBRA!
Vince threw a ball of blue fire at the training post and it became a Blue Fire Egyptian Cobra. It hissed viciously and bit the post and incinerated it and the snake fizzled out.
Iruka: That was incredible! Well done! No hand signs too.
Minato: Very impressive.
Vince: Thank you. Now for number 4: Water.
He focused and formed a ball of water in his hands.
Vince: WATER STYLE NINJA ART: TSUNAMI BRACHIO!
A wall of water exploded out of his hand into the air and it formed a Brachiosaurus made of pure water and it fell on the training post and crashed into it with incredible force with a huge splash and it filled up the crater with water. Essentially making it a huge swimming pool. The Training post was reduced to matchsticks.
Iruka: Incredible! What power!
Sakura: That was intense.
Ami: No kidding.
Minato: What was that creature?
Vince: It was a Brachiosaurus. It was a prehistoric creature that lived millions of years ago.
Minato: I heard about those creatures.
Vince: Yeah. Here's Number 5: Earth. You may want to shield yourselves for this one.
Everyone hid behind the trees and Vince lifted up a huge chunk of earth and it became a giant Crystal Spiked Boulder.
Vince: EARTH STYLE NINJA ART: CRYSTAL BOULDER SLAUGHTER!
Vince threw it at another training post that was formed and it exploded when it hit and covered the ground with shards of crystal. Crystal shards and shrapnel embedded into the trees.
Vince: That was an enhanced variation of the Sphere of Graves jutsu.
Iruka: Incredible.
Minato: Very impressive. Good thinking on telling everyone to hide themselves before you did the technique.
Vince: Thank you. Here's Number 6: Lightning.
Vince formed a ball of Lightning in his hands and held it up into the air.
Vince: LIGHTNING STYLE NINJA ART: STORM CROW MURDER!
The Lightning ball turned black and it split into numerous smaller balls of lightning that became a huge Murder of Crows made of pure lightning. They went at a newly formed training post and they hit it and exploded with a massive explosion of lightning.
Minato: That was incredible!
Vince: Lastly, Number 7: Wind.
Vince formed a ball of wind in his hand and aimed it at the sky.
Vince: WIND STYLE NINJA ART: TORNADO WINDSTORM!
A huge tornado fired out of his hand and went high into the sky and blew away a cloud with incredible force.
Iruka: Wow! Very impressive.
Vince, Naruto, Sakura and everyone had some jutsu and they got bonus credit.
In the Ninjutsu portion of the test Vince was up.
Iruka: All right. Vince do the Transformation Jutsu.
Vince: Okay. [Transforms into Carol]
Iruka: Who is this?
Vince changed back.
Vince: That's my girlfriend Carol.
Iruka: Aw. That's very sweet. Now do the Substitution.
Vince: Okay now lets see here. I know.
Naruto threw a rock at him and Vince substituted with Sasuke and the rock hit him in the nose.
WHACK!
Sasuke: OW!
Iruka: Ooh. That's gotta hurt. Well done Vince. Now do the Clone.
Vince: Okay. SHADOW CLONE JUTSU!
6 Shadow Clones of Vince appeared.
Iruka: Shadow Clones? Well done. You pass with flying colors.
Vince: Thank you sensei.
Naruto was up next.
Iruka: Okay Naruto first do the Transformation.
Naruto: Okay.
Naruto transformed into Minato.
Iruka: You sure have a lot of respect for your old man huh Naruto?
Naruto: (Changes Back) I love my family more than anything.
Iruka: I can believe it. Now do the Substitution.
Naruto: Okay. Ready brother Vince?
Vince had a bowling ball bazooka that he made with him.
Vince: Ready bro.
Naruto: You may fire when ready.
Vince: Okay. Everyone you may want to plug your ears. This bang is gonna be big.
Vince puts on Noise-Cancelling headphones and everyone covers their ears. Vince aimed it at Naruto's stomach.
Vince: (Imitating Clint Eastwood) Go ahead. Make my day.
Vince Fired.
KABOOM!
A bowling ball was fired and it went flying faster than a bullet fired from a gun and Naruto substituted with Sasuke and the Bowling Ball hit Sasuke with incredible force and it sent him crashing through the wall.
CRASH!
Sakura: (Winces) Oooh! Thats gonna hurt!
Iruka: Nice shot. Well done Naruto. Now do the Clone Jutsu.
Naruto: Okay. SHADOW CLONE JUTSU!
Naruto formed 6 Shadow Clones.
Iruka: You pass with flying colors Naruto. Well done!
Naruto: Thanks Iruka-Sensei.
Sakura was up next.
Iruka: Okay Sakura. Transformation.
Sakura: Okay. Lets see here. I know! (Transforms into Sasuke) (Imitating Sasuke stupidly) My name is Sasuke Uchiha and I have a haircut in the shape of the butt of a duck, I smell like rotten onions, like power, hate everything and I wear a big stinky diaper as well as kiss other boys.
Everyone was laughing wildly at this.
Vince: (Laughing Hysterically) SAKURA! STOP IT! YOU'RE KILLING ME!
Naruto: (Laughing Hysterically) THAT'S ALL TRUE BUT HILARIOUS!
Satsuki: (Laughing Hysterically) THAT'S A GOOD WAY TO DESCRIBE STUPID SASUKE!
Haruna: (Laughing Hysterically) STUPID SASUKE!
NUCLEAR BURN!
Iruka: (Laughing Hysterically) THAT IS TOO FUNNY! (Calms Down) Okay that's enough. Good job Sakura. That was really amusing. Now do the Substitution.
Sakura: Okay. Ready guys?
Vince and Naruto had a giant slingshot ready and loaded a rotten watermelon into it and pulled it back.
Vince: Ready.
Sakura: Whenever you're ready.
Naruto: I'm ready bro.
Vince: Okay. Ready? Let her go!
They fired the watermelon at her head and Sakura substituted with Sasuke and the Watermelon hit him square in the head.
SPLAT!
Sasuke was completely covered from head to toe in rotten melon, juice and seeds and it smelled like puke. Everyone was laughing at him some more.
TOTAL HUMILIATION!
Iruka: Nice shot.
Vince: How do you like them melons?
Naruto: That's an improvement if you ask me. Also that watermelon was 2 years old. The grocery store owner gave it to me for free and it was perfect for this.
Iruka: I can believe it. Well done Sakura. Lastly do the Clone Jutsu.
Sakura: Right. SHADOW CLONE JUTSU!
Sakura made 7 Shadow Clones.
Iruka: Well done Sakura! You pass.
Everyone passed with flying colors.
Vince, Naruto and Sakura went to the Hokage's office and knocked on the door.
Minato: Come in.
They went in.
Minato: Vince, Naruto, Sakura. How did it go?
Vince: We all passed with flying colors Lord Minato.
Minato and Kushina were excited.
Kushina: Guys that's awesome you know.
Minato: We're so proud of you son. We're proud of all of you.
Naruto: Thanks dad.
Vince: We got Sasuke really good and you guys would love the pranks we pulled.
Minato: Lets see.
Minato pulls out the Crystal Ball and replays everything that happened to Sasuke.
Minutes later Minato and Kushina were rolling on the floor laughing their heads off.
Minato: (Laughing Hysterically) That was too funny!
Kushina: (Laughing Hysterically) My prank senses were tingling!
A chunin came in and he was in panic.
Chunin: Lord Hokage! Mizuki has stolen the Forbidden Scroll of Sealing!
Minato: I knew he couldn't be trusted! Vince, Naruto, Sakura, how would you like to complete your first mission?
Vince: It would be an honor Lord Minato.
Naruto: Lets get him.
Sakura: Right.
They ran off and found Mizuki speeding through the trees and then Vince swooped in out of nowhere and kicked him in the face.
POW!
Mizuki crashed into a tree and was knocked out. Naruto entangled him in Ninja Wire and Mizuki was powerless.
Vince: That takes care of that.
Naruto was looking through the scroll and he found a strange Seal in it.
Naruto: I wonder what this Seal is.
Vince: Only one way to find out. Unlock it.
Naruto: Okay.
Naruto unlocked the Seal by putting blood on it and it glowed and out came Rin Nohara who was inside the scroll the entire time.
Naruto: It's Rin Nohara.
Vince: Lets get them back to the Leaf.
Vince picked up Mizuki and Naruto carried Rin and Sakura carried the Scroll.
Back in Minato's office Vince, Naruto and Sakura came in.
Minato: You're back already? That was fast.
Vince: We knew where he was gonna head to and we've had an unexpected development.
Naruto: Yeah dad. I read the scroll and found a Seal in it and I unlocked it and Rin Nohara was in it.
Minato:(Gasp) Oh man! I completely forgot about that! You see guys Rin was devastated when Obito died during the 3rd Great War and Rin couldn't take it and she decided to go away for a while to get her head on straight. I sealed her into the Forbidden Scroll and she was placed in a state of suspended animation and time stood still for her. Only a member of the Namikaze clan could unlock the seal.
Naruto: And I'm guessing the 9-Tails Attack and everything that's been going on over the last 12 years made you forget.
Minato: That's right son.
Rin: (Groans) Where am I?
Kushina: Rin. Thank goodness you're okay.
Rin: Kushina!
She hugged Kushina and she was so happy.
Kushina: It's so good that you're back.
Rin: I missed you sister.
Kushina: Me too.
Rin let go and she saw Minato.
Rin: Minato-sensei!
She hugged him.
Minato: It's so good you're back Rin.
Rin: Me too sensei.
Vince: Naruto here freed you from the Scroll.
Rin saw Naruto.
Minato: Naruto is my son Rin.
Rin: He looks so much like you Minato-Sensei.
Naruto: I do have an uncanny resemblence huh?
Vince, Naruto and Sakura explained what's been happening over the last 13 years and Rin was shocked. But nonetheless she was glad to be home.
Continues in part 2.