The Kiken Kram was a monster of the sea. The sea devil. The superstition watcher of the sea. The bad things that happened when your cold at night flying or floating at night. The sea snake that grabbed your leg. He was super evil. The ugh of the day.
Plenty of merman and mermaids fried on the gril as he cheffed it up. He littered the gril with macaroni. They're tails covered in sauce. And when he was done saucing them up he redipped them.
He tossed then in hammer powder and dropped them in the fryer, he took them out when they were fried and dipped one into his mouth. So many that the guess watching began to love their hunger before the table was set with him humming.
They grabbed all the small babies and began to feast. His daughter Tabitha who had a run in with the hot boys today grabbed one and stuffed her mouth.
He sat down hit tail unable to untransform from the curse of eating merman and heard the radio talk of the king of the city poseidon. He laughed as he heard a nice tone and cracked up.
Oooooh how I love it
It hurts so bad to be above it
Dad you should calm down, Tabitha said.
He smiled an grabbed a half raw merman with no ingredients and bit into his head and saw a chicken style brain with grey in the middle.
Someone's a bummer
He said laughing afterwards.
What did your boyfriend unsee you?
I was seen perfectly fine, thak you.
She grabbed a fish fry and laughed evily.
Don't you see me yourself dad,
She asked laughing
Yeah right, you should've said like right before hand an I still wouldn't believe you.
They laughed with him.
I want to eat Ariel he said laughing.
Disney isn't that dumb!
One yelled laughing and grabbed a mallet and slammed a fish.
She'll be delicious.
Tabitha ate her fry.
I want a tail like hers,
With a small leg under her torso,
Then?
The chef stood quiet got into a car and pulled off to catch her.
Bon appetite
He said then finished the head with red blood sauce.
He was tall and yellow with white hair and a human face and a green tail.