"The Brave 12 and the Wrath of Mad Jack"
It starts in a local bar in the middle of the forest. A bunch of bounty hunters were playing Russian Roulette with a fork.
A fish bounty hunter had a fork in his fin and licked it and tapped the table and sped up the tapping and then a stab was heard.
THWACK!
Bounty hunter: Yooowwwwww!
Fish Hunter: Pay up sucker!
A bear man paid him and the hunter punched him.
The music in the juke box was changed and that's when we came in.
We walked up to the counter and the Bartender saw us.
Bartender: You all want something?
Me: Tea and hot water please.
The bounty hunters saw this as an insult.
We sat down and Jack took off his hat and we poured our glasses.
The fish bounty hunter pounded on our table.
Fish hunter: Hey! You've got some kind of nerve!
Me: Yeah. What of it?
Fish Hunter: You've got some gump coming in here you know what I'm saying?
Vince: Yeah we know what you're saying.
Fish Hunter: [To Jack] Better finish that drink quick [licks it and drinks it] 'cause you might not live much longer.
Naruto: We're not scared of you.
Fish Hunter: You should be. [Places a wanted poster of Jack on the table] Aku is offering 2 Googolplex on your head Jack. 2 Googolplex, that's a lot of money.
The bounty hunters all drew their weapons and approached us.
Fish Hunter: And we aim to collect it. Right about now.
Jack poured his drink and when the last drop of water fell all the hunters came at us and we drew our swords and slashed them into pieces.
SLASH! SLASH! SLASH! SLASH!
The bounty hunters fell apart in a pile of blood and guts.
Sakura: So much for them.
Fu: Yep.
We leave the bar and we saw another bounty hunter in the courtyard.
Hairy Bounty Hunter: SAMURAI JACK! This you? [Holds up the same wanted poster] Yeah, look like you.
He came at us and I kick him and sent him flying and he crashed into the wall.
Hairy Bounty Hunter: (Dazed) Googolplex.
He was knocked out.
Jack: Looks like there'll be no money for you crazy round man.
Lincoln: I agree.
A whoosh sound was heard and we saw a tethered harpoon headed toward us and we jumped out of the way.
We saw that it came from a Three-Eyed monkey bounty hunter.
Three-Eyed Monkey: SAMURAI JACK! [Retracts the harpoon] You're mine!
He was hooting and he jumped down and Naruto kicked him and Sakura smashed him into scrap.
Vince: He was a robot.
A bear dressed in Canadian clothing came and roared.
ROOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRR!
A giant centipede robot emerged from the ground and grabbed Jack. But Jack busted through it and Laney slashed tamed the bear and it vanished and became a tattoo in the shape of a bear on her arm.
The Centipede robot became two and dug into the ground and an ugly elephant appeared and on it was a robot of Huntor from Dexter's Lab.
Me: Geez it's a bounty hunter frenzy!
Jack: No kidding.
Robot Huntor fired at Jack and he deflected his shots and I jumped up and slashed him and Lily slashed the centipedes.
But the Centipede Robot wasn't finished yet as it was now 4 robots. Jack got mad and slashed the robots apart.
Aku was watching Jack from his castle tower.
Aku: USELESS BOUNTY HUNTERS! Is there no fighting style that can defeat his? (Gets an idea) YES! No fighting style CAN defeat his. (Evil Laughter)
When the fight was done Jack was mad.
Jack: (Echoing) WHO ELSE WANTS SOME!?
Me: Calm down jack. They're all gone.
Naruto: Yeah. Just relax.
Jack: (Panting) Yes. Thank you.
But then we saw a wanted poster of Jack glow behind us and it formed into a shape and a form began to materialize. When it finished it was another Jack and he had black clothes and eyes that are red with pure evil. We were horrified.
Jack: What sorcery is this? Who are you?
2nd Jack: Don't be such a fool! I'm you!
Jack: If you are me then who am I?
2nd Jack: (Growls) You're so stupid! You are you also.
Jack: Enough! You are my mirror image yet your speech is fowl with evil and disrespect! Who are you and how have you come to be me?
2nd Jack: I am the son of Aku's magic. He has looked deep within you and has spawned me from your own burning hatred. I am your dark side and I possess all the powers that you wield and I have only one purpose in my existence: to destroy you!
We gasp.
Me: Aku created a physical embodiment of the very hatred and rage that exists within Jack's soul.
Lisa: This is definitely a very similar scenario to what had happened with Carol.
Vince: I heard about that.
Jessie: This is crazy.
Me: Jack, let me face him. He knows everything you do and if you fight him it will be a complete stalemate.
Jack: You're right J.D.
I walk towards him and unsheath my sword and go Super Angel.
Me: Lets dance.
Mad Jack jumped up and unsheathed his sword and went at me. I blocked his strike and slashed his arm.
Me: That must've hurt huh?
Mad Jack: Not as much as this will!
We both engage in a powerful and deadly swordfight. Sparks were flying everywhere and setting the whole forest on fire.
Sakura: The forest is burning!
Fu: This is getting intense!
Laney: No kidding.
Lily: Jack he was born from you and you have the power to stop him.
Jack: Yes I do.
Jack reached deep into his heart and he saw a burning tree completely engulfed in flames. This showed the massive hate and rage burning inside his heart. He covered the tree with the waters of love, kindness and purity and it became a beautiful waterfall.
The fire extinguished itself.
Mad Jack: What the heck is going on!?
Me: You've lost. The battle is over.
Mad Jack: What!?
Jack: You are my inner demon. You were born from the hatred within me. But now that hatred is no more. Thus you do not exist.
Mad Jack: Fool! I am real! Now feel the reality of my cold hard steel!
He screamed bloody murder and went after jack. But Jack made Mad Jack disintegrate into nothing.
Lincoln: Jack you did it!
Jack: I sure did. Thank you all for helping me destroy my hatred.
Me: You're welcome Jack.
Varie: We're proud of you Jack. Hatred is a thing that can destroy your mind beyond all repair.
Jack: I agree.
We later continued on our quest.
Continues in Part 6