Vampire VS Spank-Happy Vampire
It was a dark and stormy night and Team Adult Genocide was watching TV and playing video games. They were watching Vampires of Melancholia
Lucy: This is my favorite show guys.
Laney: I love Vampires of Melancholia.
Lincoln: Me and my sisters usually watch The Dream Boat and I like watching Rip Hardcore.
Numbuh 4: Those sound like interesting shows Lincoln.
Lincoln: They are.
Hulk: Hulk like good shows like that.
Star Girl: Me too.
Suddenly there was a power outage and everything went dark. The back-up power turned on but the TV didn't turn on.
Yuko: Sounds like a power outage.
Suddenly a swirl of darkness came in and it was COUNT SPANKULOT!
Count Spankulot: (Transylvanian Accent) Those who kill other adults are bad and must be punished! Prepare to feel the stingy wrath of Count Spankulot!
Lucy: I think not Spank-Happy Vampire.
Count Spankulot Screams as Lucy appears and a pipe organ plays.
Count Spankulot: So you will be first? (Evil Laughter)
Lucy then became a vampire as she had fangs and she revealed her demon eyes and spread her black angel wings.
Yuko: Wow! Lucy looks like a true Angel of Darkness.
Numbuh 1: She sure does. This must be because she was blessed by the Black Lightning of Nott.
Laney: Not just that Numbuh 1. During an incident a while ago Lucy got bitten by my sister Lana's Vampire Bat and it turned her into a Vampire.
Lola: That's what really surprised me.
Numbuh 5: That is amazing.
Numbuh 4: Whoa!
Hulk: Hulk is amazed by this.
Numbuh 1: This is going to be a battle between Vampire and Spank Happy Vampire.
Numbuh 4: I hope Lucy can destroy that monster. Otherwise we'll all need Double Cheek Transplants.
Lola: Double Cheek Transplants?
Yuko: That's a whole butt transplant.
Laney: Ew!
Lola: Took the words right out of my mouth Laney.
Lincoln: This is not gonna by pretty.
Lilly: Yeah.
Count Spankulot: So you are a vampire like myself.
Lucy: I'm actually a regular vampire with the thirst for blood and I'm also immune to Sunlight, silver, garlic and holy water. But you are no vampire.
Lucy fired a blast of black lightning at him and it burned his fangs off.
Count Spankulot fired a dark hand blast at Lucy and she deflected it back at him and it hit him in the face with a huge slap.
WHAP!
Lucy: Lola!
Lola: I know what you're about to do.
Lola and Lucy fired a combined blast of fire and darkness and incinerated him and reduced him to ashes and they disintegrated in an instant.
Lucy: He sure gave vampires everywhere a bad name.
Lola: I may not like vampires, no offense Lucy, but that guy was a total freak.
Lucy: None taken Lola.
Laney: You were amazing Lucy.
Numbuh 4: In the end Vampires won against Spank Happy Vampires.
Count Spankulot's death was felt all over like wildfire and the Spank Happy Vampires under his influence were turned back to normal.
Continues in part 8