Harry the Lizard, and the British Detective Inspectors, who have entered his life.

Grinch is as Grinch does. Happy Holiday Makers are all alike, but each unhappy Holiday Martyr has his own backstory. This is a cumulative offering, with each chapter just that much longer than the one before it. I hope it is received in the spirit in which it was given.

He's just another private dick, tryin' to get by. So, this is paradise. Yeah, ... right!

There are so many moments in S03 and S04 so obviously scripted for DI Poole's own brand of Englishness, I thought I'd fit him into one of them.

Richard and Camille have to go undercover at a party as lovers! How will they cope? With lot's of arguing and tension... Furthermore a very good friend of Camille will visit. She's in need of a holiday. Or is there something else behind this visit? Story begins lightly and becomes somewhat darker further along... Of course with lots of Camille and Richard!

Wear'n o'the green? Wee green folk? Green Beer? Green eyes? Green Lizards? Lush tropical green? Folding green? Saint Marie, a new Emerald Isle? With so much green, is everyone going to become a bit jaded? Lime ... Sea ... Moss ... Olive ... Mint ... Kelly ... Oh My!

More stories of Richard and Camille based on S1 E4.

Unsure of how her future in the police force will be, Officer Jane Johnson meets some new colleagues. Of course, she wanted to get to know them better, but not THIS much. AU: Darlene hasn't joined the team in S11.

Richard and Camille plan their first "friendship" dinner. But is Valentine's Day/Erzu;ie Festival the best choice for a platonic meeting? What could possibly go wrong? How about ... everything!

Richard works to the point of exhaustion in his rehabilitation from his near-death attack. DI Goodman attempts to usurp Richard and claim the 'Team' and Camille as his own! A final confrontation is inevitable A "Duel in the Sand"!

An AU story in which Richard has never joined the police and never left England, until he accepts an invitation to a reunion on an unknown island in the Caribbean Sea, called Saint-Marie. The title is taken from the poem 'The Volunteer' by Herbert Asquith (1881-1947), as a foreshadowing of things to come.

A week since the awakening, progress?

Christmas Eve, a time of hope and new beginnings! Richard clings to life. But will he fight for his life?

Why would two detectives leave their idyllic Caribbean island to holiday in cold and dreary London? The answer is simple. One of them is Richard Poole, of course...and the other one is in love with him.

Richard had grown tired of Camille's constant teasing. So when the opportunity presented itself, he rightfully proved that he could be just as good at is as she was. He soon finds out that maybe he's too good at it.

Catherine watches Neville and Florence, and she can't help but muse about his predecessors.

More stories about our favourite couple based on S1 E2-3 or their memories of E2-3.

This takes place some years in the future. Richard and Camille are married and have children. This story assumes that Season 3, Episode 1 happened with a different outcome for Richard.

It's that time of year, and this will be Richard Poole's third on the island of Saint-Marie, but it's the first in a long time he's done anything so daring as this . . .

My perspective on DiP books and certain films: further adventures of Richard Poole and Camille Bordey et al.

Dies ist die erste Episode einer virtuellen 10. Staffel. Die Idee zu dieser FF-Serie entstand, als es erst 8 Staffeln gab. Es wird hier also weitgehend ignoriert, was im Original nach Staffel 8 passierte, obwohl manches erwähnt werden kann. Zur Episode: Ob es je einen Henderson Wayne gab, der Tennis spielte, weiß ich nicht - der Name ist Fiktion. Ich habe nichts gegen Céline Dion!

Season 3 ep 01 with a mega twist and how good can come out from bad things.

What if it was Humphrey...? This story works on the basis that Richard returned to London at the end of s2 - obviously s3e1 never happened - and Humphrey took over from him. After a few months of being DI, Humphrey attends a fatal tea party...

He'd become a little attached to the idea of Richard, he supposed. The awkward but brilliant detective, the stiff-upper-lip Englishman with the heart of gold. The box was right there, and Humphrey had always been curious by nature.

This is another of those 2018 stories, my "tin box" year, I suppose you could say. I post it now because, sadly, I don't suppose I can make it any better.