Nope... just leave

(Kinda of a crackfic for my fellow inmates in the dungeon.) The WF, they've gotten so desperate to the point of trying to perform rituals to summon Tchernobog, but they accidentally summon our raspy gunslinger pal Caleb, and simply put... All hell breaks loose.

Outside of the bright spotlight of heroism, is a darkness filled shadow wars, esoteric societies, and things from the stars and beyond our reality plotting. Long before a young boy gained the Omnitrix, one such conflict began in the dark corners of our world. A conflict will twist its way through time and space, drenching blood and spreading madness wherever it travels.