It starts with us in the Living Room eating an afternoon snack, watching TV, reading books and playing cards. I'm playing cards with Mandy.
Me: So Mandy if I may ask how did you and Grim meet?
Mandy: That is a story we'll never forget. We were going to meet Billy's hamster, Mr. Snuggles. That's when Grim appeared. We made a bet with him that if we beat him at a game he would not take Mr. Snuggles and Billy said he would be our best friend forever.
Billy: Yeah, yeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeye yeah! And we won!
Me: Whoa! What game did you beat him at?
Grim: It was my favorite. The Limbo.
Me: That's a tough one. I may be flexible but I'm not that flexible.
Mandy: It was easy for us but we won.
Varie: Way to go Mandy.
Mandy: Thank you. (Reveals her cards) Royal flush of spades.
Me: Oh man. No one can beat that.
Rachel was looking up stuff on my computer.
Rachel: Oh man! Guys look at this!
We look at a disturbing story coming from Canada.
Me: "Kate Coleman in hospital and she believes her adopted daughter Esther is responsible for it" That's weird.
I pull up her background information and made a horrific discovery.
Me: (Gasp) Oh man!
Lincoln: What is it J.D.?
Me: Esther Coleman is really a psychotic homicidal woman named Leena Klammer. She is one of Eastern Europe's most dangerous serial killers.
Laney: She's from Eastern Europe?
Me: Yes. It says she's from Estonia. Her background says that she has a rare hormonal disorder called Hypopituitarism. It stunted her growth and made her look like a 9 year old girl. She killed 7 people and was placed in the Saarne Institute. A maximum security insane asylum for Europe's most dangerous criminals. She is considered to be the Saarne Institute's most wild and most insanely violent patient.
Lori: Why is she so dangerous?
Me: It says here that she would fight with the staff and other patients and she had to be put in a straitjacket. She broke out of the straitjacket and has scars on her neck and wrists. 3 years ago she escaped from the Saarne institute and assumed the name Esther and spent most of her life posing as a little girl. She forged documents that said she's an orphan and they never found her. She's even on Interpol's most wanted list. She was adopted by a family from America: The Sullivan's. She killed the entire family and burned their house down and feigned that it was an accident. She was recently adopted by the Coleman's. That family has no idea what they have just done.
Luna: Yeah dude. They're in grave danger!
Lucy: We have to stop her before she kills again!
Me: And we will. Lincoln, Lilly, Laney, Ed's, Luan, Maria, Tara, Aqua, Mizore, Carmen, Rachel, Talia, Spiderman, you guys come with me.
Lincoln: Right.
Lilly: Lets go!
We set out for Canada and at night and found the Coleman house dark. With us was Inspector Fox.
Me: It's dark. She must've cut the power.
We walked up to the door and I kick it in and saw the house totally dark.
Lincoln: I can't see anything.
Me: I can.
I switch my vision to my Yautja vision.
I saw everything in Infrared and I saw patches on the wall. They looked like blood spots.
Me: This place is a bloodbath.
I saw a body on the floor and walk over to him.
Laney: Who is that?
Me: It's John Coleman.
I feel for his pulse but there was none.
Me: He's gone.
Luan: Leena you're a monster.
Eddy: No kidding.
Inspector Fox: We have to stop her.
Ed: Yeah.
Spiderman's Senses found something.
Spiderman: (Points up the stairs) It's coming from upstairs!
Me: Lets go!
We went upstairs and it was quiet.
Leena came out of her room and she had a knife and ran at us and screamed. Inspector Fox kicked her and sent her flying out the window and we followed!
Me: Leena Klammer, you're under arrest.
Leena: (Feigning) My name is Esther Coleman. You have the wrong girl.
Me: Nice try Leena but we're not falling for that. We can do this the easy way or the hard way. You can surrender or we can take you away by force or in a body bag.
Leena: How about we fight!?
Lincoln: You brought this on yourself!
Lincoln fired lightning at Leena and electrocuted her and she was numb. But she got up and went at them and Lilly kicked her in the face and she fired an icicle and it stabbed her shoulder.
Lilly: You're a monster Leena! You need to go away forever!
Lincoln: Ed? Now would be a good time to get crazy.
Ed (smirks): That's my secret, Lincoln. I'm always crazy.
Leena (to Ed): Who do you think you are?!
Ed (smirks and presses button on watch): Someone you just made very angry! (Turns into Edzilla)
Eddy: Hey, Leena. Have some of this! (he and Luan fire light beams at Leena)
Terra (throws rocks at Leena): Time to rock and roll, Leena!
Leena recovered and stabbed a knife into Edzilla's shoulder. But that only made Edzilla angry.
Edzilla: YOU MAKE ED ANGRY, PSYCHO MOM! AND THE ANGRIER ED GETS, THE STRONGER ED GETS! ED SMASH! (beats Leena to a pulp)
Me: Okay Ed. That's enough.
Aqua: Lets put this monster away for good.
Mizore: Agreed. Aqua, lets put her on ice.
Aqua: With pleasure.
Aqua and Mizore froze Leena in a huge block of ice.
Carmen: This monster doesn't deserve to see the light of day again.
Me: I agree Carmen. People like her deserve to be forever damned.
Laney: That's right.
Inspector Fox: Well done guys.
Me: Thanks Inspector Fox. She got what was coming to her.
Kate came home and she was hysterical. She ran over to the house and was screaming.
We grabbed her.
Me: Kate! Kate! Calm down!
Spiderman wrapped her in web and she calmed down.
Kate: Where's Max!?
Me: She's all right. We captured Leena and we're gonna make sure that she gets what's coming to her.
Kate: Where's John?
Me: (Sighs) I'm sorry Kate. He didn't make it. Leena killed him.
Kate broke down crying and I comforted her.
Later, Leena Klammer was found guilty of her crimes in the U.S. Supreme Court despite her incompetence. She was found guilty of 1st Degree Murder, Aggravated Arson, Attempted 1st Degree Murder, Assault & Battery, Adoption Fraud, Escape and Child Abuse resulting in serious injury. Because of the severity of her crimes and her psychotic mental state she was found to be incompetent to face the Death Penalty so she was sentenced to 334 Terms of Life Without Parole plus 649,912 years in the Triple Supermax Psychiatric Prison Unit in the Lake Vostok Prison in Antarctica. If she escapes again she will be killed on sight. She was also cursed with a fate worse than death: Eternal Life as a 9-year-old girl with a huge uncontrollable rage problem. Her cell was a solitary confinement padded cell with an impenetrable bullet proof titanium door that can only be opened from the outside with fingerprint scan, 2 simultaneous key locks, retina scan and a code panel. 2 guards stand by her cell 24/7 and they are armed with AK47 guns ready to fire should she escape somehow. Burn in Hell, Leena Klammer.
Me: Well we put another serial killer behind bars and she will stay there for good.
Lori: Good riddance.
Laney: Yep. She has no remorse for her crimes and is a true Psychopath. I would rank her at level 18 on the Scale of Evil.
Sam: Yeah. She got what she deserved. I hope she has a fun time burning in the fire of Hell when she meets her maker.
Varie: Yeah.
Luna: That girl is just pure evil. She should've faced the Death Penalty.
Me: I know. She makes even Charles Manson look like a joke.
Luan: She sure got what was coming to her. But Eddy how did you get Light Powers like me?
Eddy: I don't know Luan. I think some of your power might've channeled into me when we work together and kiss.
Me: That could be the case Eddy. You and Luan are now the Angel King and Queen of Comedy and Light.
Luan: That's a great title J.D. It's truely Enlightening! (Laughs to Rimshot)
We all laugh.
Me: That was a good one Luan!
Lincoln: That was.
Laney: I think Leena is a Cluster B Psychopath.
Lana: What does that mean?
Laney: It's someone that has Antisocial, Borderline, Histrionic or Narcissistic Personality Disorder.
Me: I think Leena has all 4 of those personality diseases. She's not just a monster. She's a totally insane whack job.
Laney: Yeah.
Me: She has no empathy, no heart, conscience, soul, remorse or pity. Her heart is as black as darkness in its entirety.
Lily: But why would she kill all those people?
Me: She wanted to start a family despite everything she did.
Sam: That's like me with my former parents.
Me: I know. She tried so hard every time. And killing all those people was her way of saying "If I can't have you than no one will." I would call her a female Charles Manson and the Devil Personified. In my opinion, Hell is too good for her. People like Leena Klammer deserve to be forever damned.
THE END
Another fanfiction complete.
I got the idea for this one out of the blue and NicoChan11 gave me the idea for the lines for this chapter. Thanks man. Leena Klammer on 2009's Orphan was probably the most psychopathic criminal I've ever seen and she makes even Charles Manson look like a joke. I never watched Orphan but it was a strange movie and it gives us a clear view into the deranged mind of Psychopathic Homicidal Maniac. Isabelle Fuhrman did a great job in that movie and she should be labeled as the Queen of Horror. Let me know what you all think. I'm sorry if I scared you all in this chapter.
See you all next time.
Orphan is owned by Jaume Collet-Serra, David Leslie Johnson and Warner Bros. Studio.
