It starts with us waking up In Lincoln & Linka's room.
Lincoln: (Yawns) Ah, Sunday Mornings. My homework's done, my chores are complete and I'm looking forward to a whole day of freedom!
Linka: Whoo! Me too Linc.
Janeen: This is gonna be fun!
Lilly: You said it.
Me: Can't wait buddy!
Rachel: Me too!
We start dancing.
Rita: (Offscreen) Rise and Shine Kids! We're going to Aunt Ruth's today. YAAAYY!
Me: It's that time again.
Lincoln: Yep.
Me: Lets see who will be babysitting today.
I spin my daughter wheel and it landed on Nicole.
Varie: Nicole is babysitting today.
Rachel: What is this all for?
Me: Oh that's right you don't know about this Rach.
Janeen: It's a special plan J.D. formed for when it's time for Aunt Ruth to come.
Me: That's right you don't know. Lincoln will explain it.
Lincoln: "That's right guys. Visits to Mom's aunt are torture."
Rachel: Why do you say that Lincoln?
Me: Their Aunt Ruth is Albert's sister and she's a major league slob. She's what I call the personification of the Cardinal Sin of Sloth.
[A montage of all the things they do at Aunt Ruth's is shown.]
Lincoln: "She makes us look at a million pictures of her cats."
Me: She has thousands of pictures of her cats from her travels from around the world and we get bored out of our skulls from having to see them.
Ruth: "Here's Mittens in Egypt. We were going to visit the pyramids, but Mittens hates the heat." [cuddles Mittens]"Don't you, baby?"
[Cut to them eating something questionable.]
Lincoln: "She feeds us gross food."
Me: The Food is over 60 years old and it's a miracle we all haven't gotten botulism from it.
Lori: "Ew. When was this pudding made?"
Lisa: [examining the can] "Seeing as this flag on the label only has 48 stars..."
[Cut to Lincoln cleaning out the cats' litter box.]
Lincoln: "And she always singles me out to do special chores."
Me: Because of Aunt Ruth's cats, he has to clean out all of her litterboxes.
Ruth: "And when you're done scooping, you can start rubbing these bunions. Don't forget my extra toe!"
[A sixth toe protrudes from her left foot.]
Me: Aunt Ruth even has a sixth toe on her left foot. That's either from a birth defect or something else. It's really repulsive.
[Lincoln cringes in disgust.]
Lana: [disappointed] "Lucky."
Lincoln: "The only Louds who got to skip out on Aunt Ruth's are Lily and Dad."
[Lily pulls on one of Ruth's cats' tails. End montage.]
Lincoln: Aunt Ruth doesn't trust Lily around her cats. So Dad stayed home and babysits her.
Me: And that's when I created this babysitting plan. One of us will babysit some of the Loud Siblings while the rest go to Aunt Ruth. Luan, Laney and Lily stay back because Luan doesn't like it, Laney wants to help out and she stays back when needed and Lily can't be trusted. Lana is the only one that likes going to Aunt Ruth's.
Rachel: Oh that's awesome! But going to Aunt Ruth must be a nightmare.
Me: It is Rach. It's so bad that even I would consider it as a form of Capital Punishment.
Varie: That's right.
Rachel: Wow! That's awful. I want to stay back to see this plan in action.
Me: Okay. And Lori, Luna, Sam, Luan, Shannon, Lincoln, Linka, Girl Jordan, Lucy, Lana, Lola, Lila, Janeen, Penny, Lisa and Lily are staying with Nicole.
Rachel: Right on!
At the front door everyone but Rachel and the aforementioned siblings are loading into the van.
Me: You know what to do right Nicole?
Nicole: I sure do dad. I've learned a lot from my siblings and you.
Me: I had a feeling you would.
Lynn Sr.: If I have to see that extra toe so help me...
Everyone left.
Lincoln: This is gonna be awesome!
Lola: It sure is Linky.
Lila: It's confusing for me because of being a fusion of the twins.
Nicole: I know Lila.
A knock on the door was heard and Nicole answered it. It was Eddy. As usual. And Edd was with him.
Eddy: Hey Nicole.
Nicole: Oh hello Eddy. Hey Double D.
Edd: Hello Nicole.
Luan: Hey my king of comedy.
Eddy: Hey my Angel Queen of Comedy.
They kissed.
Linka: Hey Double D.
Edd: Oh hello Linka.
They kissed.
Nicole: Okay it's time for our first activity. Adventure Fun.
Lana: Awesome!
Lincoln: That's a fun game Nicole.
In the Simulator, Nicole was setting everything up.
Nicole: I have just the adventure for Janeen and Lana.
Janeen: Awesome!
Lana: Lets go!
They went into the simulator and it activated. Lana looked around and they were on a planet she knows.
Lana: Awesome! We're in the movie Treasure Planet!
Janeen: What's that movie about?
Lana: It's a science fiction version of the book Treasure Island.
Janeen: Oh wow! I read that book and it's awesome!
Lana: Lets go Janeen.
They went into the jungle and they saw some pirates.
Janeen: Pirates. Lets get them!
Lana: Right.
They pulverized the pirates into dust and knocked them out.
Jim: That was cool! Thanks.
Lana: You're welcome. My name's Lana Loud and I'm from Earth.
Janeen: And my name is Janeen Aran. I'm from Earth but I'm a Jovian-Human Hybrid.
Jim: Pleasure to meet you both. I'm Jim Hawkins. I'm trying to find the treasure.
Lana: Lets help you out.
Jim: Sure.
Lana saw a hole in the ground and she told Jim to put the map he had in there. He did so and a holographic orb appeared and then golden beams of light converged and shot up at the edge of the cliff and formed into a triangular portal.
Lana: Oh wow!
Jim: The Lagoon Nebula?
Janeen: That's 6,000 light-years away from Earth in the constellation of Sagittarius the Archer.
Lana: That is so cool!
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Nicole: That is so cool!
Lola: I remember seeing this part of Treasure Planet. That was so cool!
Lisa: Treasure Planet was an awesome movie. Science-fiction but a truly interesting masterpiece.
Girl Jordan: It sure was.
Lucy: It was an amazing movie even though I only like vampires.
Lori: It literally was a great movie.
SIMULATOR
Jim pressed a button on the hologram orb.
Jim: A big door...
The portal changed to another location. It was the Planet Chyar.
The Planet Chyar is a gas giant planet located 82,000 light-years away from Earth. The cities in the clouds are made of crystals and they float above the clouds. The planet is 45 million kilometers or 27,961,703 miles in diameter and the natives are very friendly.
Jim: ...opening and closing.
Lana: That is so cool!
Janeen: It sure is.
Jim pressed another button and it changed to another location. It was the Planet Taypora.
The Planet Taypora is a desert mining planet located in the Cigar Galaxy 12 million light-years away from Earth. The planet mines gold, silver, gems and other metals.
Janeen: I've never seen planets like these before.
Lana: Me neither.
Jim: These are cool planets. (Looks at the orb) Lets see. Kinapis. (Sees another location. One that he knows) Montressor Spaceport.
He pressed it and the portal changed to his home planet, Planet Montressor.
Planet Montressor is a futuristic planet located 34,000 light-years away from Earth and is home to numerous species from across the galaxy. It serves as an intergalactic shipping port for many planets across the universe.
Janeen: That is amazing.
Lana: It sure is.
Jim: Yeah. So that's how Flint did it. He used this portal to roam the Universe stealing treasure.
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Lori: That is literally amazing.
Rachel: I can't believe that there are that many planets in the universe and it's all just absolutely amazing.
Lisa: It sure is Rachel.
Nicole: I've been to these planets over the years in the future. It's incredible.
Lincoln: It sure is.
SIMULATOR
Janeen: Where did he put the treasure?
Jim: Lets see.
Jim pushed some buttons and they saw numerous planets. They saw the storm planet Xaikora.
Planet Xaikora is a gas giant planet located in the Sombrero Galaxy 31 million light-years from Earth. It orbits a Black Dwarf Star (Dead Star) and is home to living ball lightning creatures called Xaikoran Lightning Sprites. The planet is 13 times larger than Jupiter.
The portal opened up to the island planet Ziphorma.
Planet Ziphorma is an ocean planet with a very unusual oceanscape. The cities are actually giant hollow domes and in them are aqua people. The domes on the outside look like islands. The planet orbits a Red Dwarf Star and lives in the Black Eye Galaxy, 24 million light-years away from Earth.
The portal changed to the rocky planet Uintahzia.
Planet Uintahzia is a rocky planet located in the Andromeda Galaxy 2.3 million light-years away from Earth. 15% of the planetary structure was blasted to space dust millions of years ago by an asteroid that slammed into the planet. The creatures on the planet are predatory.
The portal then changed into the futuristic city planet Qintorakin.
Planet Qintorakin is an advanced city planet located in the Sombrero Galaxy. The planet is many years more advanced than Earth. The population is 200 trillion people.
Janeen: This is all amazing. I can't believe that there are so many planets.
Lana: And all these planets are the ones that Captain Flint stole treasure from over the years.
B.E.N.: Treasure. Treasure. It's buried in the...
Jim: Buried in the Centroid of the mechanism. Wha... What if the whole planet is the mechanism? Then the treasure is buried in the center of this planet.
Lana: I remember that.
Lana pressed a small button in the middle of the planet on the hologram and the portal opened up and revealed the center of the planet. They went through the portal and accidentally triggered an alarm by passing through a laser system. In the core of the planet they saw that the center of the planet was really where Flint stored the treasure. It was completely covered with gold, jewels, and so much treasure that it defies all description.
Janeen: Whoa!
Lana: The Loot of 1,000 Worlds!
Jim: Incredible!
They went out and got a lot of treasure and it was all worth a huge amount of money that would make any planet the richest planet in the universe. Lana and Janeen beamed half of the treasure to Earth and gave half of it to Jim and his family.
Jim and B.E.N. were on another boat and they saw the skeletal remains of Captain Flint.
Jim: Captain Flint?
B.E.N.: In the flesh.
Janeen and Lana jumped onto the boat.
Lana: Whoa! Looks like he has been here for a long time.
Janeen: He sure has.
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Lucy: Wicked.
Shannon: Captain Flint was there for years. It's hard to imagine that he would steal all that treasure over all that time.
Lily: That's amazing Shannon. I can't believe that he has stolen all that treasure. He was really nefarious.
Nicole: He sure was.
SIMULATOR
Lana: It's Captain Flint.
Janeen: He looks like he was here for quite some time.
Jim: He sure was.
Lana noticed something in Flint's claws.
Lana: There's something in his claw.
Lana pulled it out and it looked like a circuit of some kind.
Jim saw a missing piece from B.E.N. and he put the two together.
Lana: I think this is B.E.N.'s mind piece. Here Jim.
Jim: You're right Lana.
She handed it to Jim and he put it back and B.E.N.'s memories were restored.
B.E.N.: Whoa! Hello. You know uh Jimmy I was just thinking. (Realizes something) It's all coming back! All my memories! Right up to the point where Flint pulled my memory circuit so I can never tell anyone about his booby trap!
An explosion was heard.
B.E.N.: Speaking of which.
They saw a structure explode and knew that it spelled trouble.
B.E.N.: Flint wanted to make sure that nobody could ever steal his treasure. So he rigged this whole planet to blow HIGHER THAN A KALEPSIAN KITE!
Janeen: We got to get out of here!
Lana: Lets go!
They boarded the Legacy and changed the portal to the Spaceport and with just enough time to spare, Lana beamed the portal to Earth so we can put it to good use.
The planet exploded after doing so.
KRABBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!
They all cheered wildly.
In the control room they all cheered too.
Jim redeemed himself and did a great deed for his family.
The exercise ended and they went outside.
Nicole: Great job guys! Well done!
Lana: Thanks Nicole.
Janeen: That was awesome!
Nicole: It sure was. (Looks at her watch) We still have time for 3 more adventures. I'll do this one. I have just the scenario in mind. We haven't done this one in a while.
WARNING: This part is gruesome so read at your own risk.
Nicole went in and the Simulator activated. She found herself at the Final Valley and Naruto was fighting Sasuke to try and convince him to come back home.
Nicole: Looks like I arrived just in time.
Sasuke had grabbed Naruto by the neck and was about to stab him with a Chidori.
Sasuke: Sorry you wretched loser but this is as far as you go. Die and burn in Hell.
Nicole: Oh no you don't!
Nicole flew to Sasuke at a blazing speed and kicked him in the face with devastating force and sent him crashing into the cliff.
KRABLAAAAAAMMMM!
Sasuke got up and he was in his level 1 Curse Mark state and he saw Nicole standing next to Naruto.
Sasuke: You wretched girl! This wasn't any of your business!
Nicole: I just made it my business.
Sasuke: You think you have what it takes to challenge an elite?
Nicole: I don't think, I know. And another thing, you are no elite. You're just an arrogant little punk that cares about nothing more than himself and your clan got what they deserved. You're all nothing more than a bunch of evil, selfish, traitorous thieves and they deserve only eternal damnation in the darkness of Hell.
When Sasuke heard that he was infuriated.
Sasuke: You wretch! How dare you talk about the Uchiha that way!?
Nicole: I can talk about them however I want. I will never forgive you for everything you've done. Now you will face my true power!
(Gohan's Anger theme plays)
Nicole: HAAAAAAAAAAHHH!
Her power flared up and purple lightning flickered around her and her hair turned black and her aura flared up to an incredible intensity. Her wings were spread and they had purple fire around them. The ground was shaking violently and lightning was striking everywhere as her power was rising dramatically at an accelerated rate. Then she released the full extent of her power.
Nicole: HHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
A massive and blinding flash of purple light illuminated the area and could be seen for miles. Kakashi was dashing to the Final Valley when he saw the light and he was blown back by it's enormous power. Everyone in the Leaf saw it and the level of power they felt was incredible.
When the light faded Nicole was in her Super Angel 10,000 form. Sasuke was shaking in a mixture of fear, rage and jealousy at the sheer level of power Nicole had.
Sasuke: What are you!?
Nicole: Your worst nightmare.
Nicole kicked Sasuke in the face without warning and sent him crashing through the cliff.
CRAAASHHH!
Sasuke was holding his face in pain and he got up a few seconds later and Nicole kicked him in the stomach and dealt him multiple punches to his stomach, face, back and chest with extreme ferocity and viciousness. Sasuke belched up a huge amount of blood and Nicole punched him in the face again and sent him crashing into the statue of Madara Uchiha and it collapsed onto him.
Sasuke exploded out of the rubble and he was broken, battered and bruised. He was in a lot of pain, but he was really tough. He was enraged that he was losing.
Sasuke: WHY!? WHY CAN'T I WIN!? IT'S NOT FAIR! I SHOULD HAVE THIS POWER! I'M A SHINOBI THAT DESERVES EVERYTHING! I'M AN UCHIHA! THE STRONGEST CLAN IN THE WORLD!
Nicole: That's funny. I've killed many Uchiha and sent them all off to Hell and my power made them all look like ants compared to it.
Sasuke: (Enraged) WHAT DID YOU SAY!?
Nicole: You heard me. Or is your brain dead from all that talk about power?
Sasuke: You're a monster! You are no Shinobi and you don't deserve anything!
Nicole: You act like you know the Shinobi deep down. But you're knowledge is dangerously lacking. We shinobi fight to protect our loved ones and protect the village we came from.
Sasuke: That's all empty words and the Uchiha is the supreme clan!
Sasuke got up and he fired his Fire Style: Fireball at Nicole.
Nicole deflected the fireball away and it exploded on a nearby cliff.
KABOOM!
Nicole: I'm sick of playing games with you Sasuke!
Nicole fired a shockwave at Sasuke and it blew him into the rubble of the statue. As Naruto was floating in the lake he suddenly felt a tremendous surge of power flowing into him. He woke up and was suddenly enveloped in a blinding white light and a massive vortex of stars and cosmic energy formed and shot up high into the sky with incredible speed. The cosmic energy vortex went all the way up into the deepest reaches of space and became a huge Cosmic Owl and Naruto's power was rising at an exponential rate. Cosmic Energy from all over the universe was flooding into him at an incredible rate and so did the energy from the explosions of stars and galaxies. Naruto's energy levels were rising at an accelerated rate as a result. The Owl went back into Naruto and the vortex became a dome and when it faded he was forever changed. He now had a black and purple sleeveless gi with the kanji for Star on his back. There was an owl below that. He had purple angel wings, his eyes were now yellow and slit and he had a star on his headband with the Leaf symbol in the middle. He had purple fox ears. His pants were black and he had 9 purple flaming fox tails and black sandals. He also had a sword on his left hip.
Naruto: Now it's personal.
He flew off.
Nicole had Sasuke beat. He then transformed into his Level 2 Curse Mark form.
Nicole: You are one ugly freak of nature.
Sasuke: (Laughing insanely) I will enjoy this!
Naruto swooped in out of nowhere and slashed his hand wings off.
Sasuke screamed in excruciating pain.
Naruto: That's for my mom and dad.
Sasuke got up and he saw Naruto.
Sasuke: What!? It's not possible! You were beaten!
Naruto: Your clan will pay for killing my family and we'll make sure that we send you off to Hell personally!
Kakashi resumed his dash towards the valley when he sensed Naruto's chakra.
Kakashi: (Gasp) Whoa! All that Chakra is coming from Naruto! Incredible!
In the Leaf, Sakura felt the enormous power of Naruto.
Sakura: What!? Naruto's emitting all that power? How is that possible?
Suddenly she felt an enormous surge of power and she was enveloped in a blinding white light and suddenly a huge vortex of fire appeared around her and shot up high into the sky. Out in space is took the form of a huge phoenix and her power was skyrocketing at an accelerated rate. It drew in the powerful energies from stars all over the universe and solar fire from stars were pouring into the phoenix. Increasing her power at an accelerated rate. The phoenix went back and Sakura was standing in a ring of fire and she was forever changed. She had phoenix angel wings, sleeveless battle dress, red shorts and red sandals. Her eyes were now orange instead of green and she had a sword on her left hip.
Sakura: Now it's time to make Sasuke pay for everything he and his family did.
She flew off towards the Final Valley at a blinding speed.
Back in the fight Sasuke was completely outclassed by the sheer ferocity of Nicole and Naruto's power. He was totally outmatched. He was getting madder and madder by the second.
Naruto: It's over Sasuke. You will never terrorize my family again.
Sasuke: I won't stop until you're dead you loser!
Suddenly Sakura appeared out of nowhere and she punched Sasuke in the face with devastating force and sent him crashing through the cliff again.
CRAAASSSSHHH!
Sasuke got up and he was on his last legs.
Nicole: It's over Sasuke. You and your clan are not welcome here.
Sasuke: I WILL KILL ALL OF YOU!
Nicole: Tell that to your family when you see them in Hell.
Sasuke charged up his Chidori to maximum power and it became black.
Nicole: Lets see how you like this. (Cups hands to the side) KAAA! MEEE! HAAA! MEEE!
He charged toward Nicole.
Nicole: HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Nicole fired her blast and Sasuke kept charging. He then jabbed the blast and it exploded in his face with incredible power.
KRAAAAAAABBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!
The explosion was so powerful and so devastating that it completely destroyed the entire Final Valley and set everything in the area on fire.
The shockwave from the explosion blew Kakashi through a bunch of trees and he was knocked out.
When the smoke cleared Sasuke was on the ground and he was half of what he was.
Sasuke's legs and lower half of his body were completely blown to pieces and his intestines and internal organs were hanging out as blood was pouring out of him. He was badly burned all over and a portion of his chest was blown apart and his evil black heart was exposed to the open. His right arm was blown off and his face was burned and his head was blown open with his brain exposed.
Naruto: Geez! That explosion blew him to pieces. Literally.
Sakura: It sure did.
Nicole: No kidding. It's over Sasuke. Though you brought all this on yourself, it's a shame that your life has to end like this in such a painful and miserable way.
Sasuke was only given minutes to live and his energy was fading fast.
Naruto: We tried to help you and be your friends and comrades Sasuke. But you wouldn't let us.
Sakura: And now you will have to share the fate of the entirety of the Uchiha Clan which your brother killed.
Nicole walked up to him and ripped his headband off.
Nicole: You don't deserve to wear this.
Nicole also took away his Sharingan and jutsu and made them her own.
They started to walk away.
Sasuke: (Coughing) I HATE YOU ALL!
Their auras flared up and got stronger.
Nicole: We're tired of fighting you. We're going home. Goodbye Sasuke and may God have mercy on your worthless soul.
Naruto: You will burn in Hell for your crimes and the crimes your family has done. People like you deserve to be damned.
And with that Sasuke died on the spot. Nicole fired an energy blast and obliterated him in an instant.
They went back to the Leaf. They revealed everything to Lady Tsunade. The corrupted civilian council was executed and the elders were executed for high treason.
Nicole merged the Leaf with the Leaf in our dimension.
Nicole left the Simulator and everyone cheered wildly.
Lincoln: Nicole that was awesome!
Nicole: Thanks guys.
Sam: I want to do an adventure.
Nicole: Okay Sam. We have time for 2 more adventures.
Sam went into the Simulator.
The Simulator activated and Sam found herself in Springfield, Oregon before it was blown up.
Sam: So this is what Springfield was like before we destroyed it. I can't believe a town like this could be that dysfunctional.
Sam walked around and she saw the stores. She saw The Android's Dungeon and Baseball card shop and went in.
Sam: Interesting assortment of comics.
She saw Comic Book Guy, one of the biggest jerks in all of cartoon animation.
Sam: You must be Jeff Albertson.
Comic Book Guy: That's right and you have one of the lamest hair styles for a girl.
Sam: That's big talk coming from a big fat guy that drowns himself in junk food and is a lazy inconsiderate jerk that thinks he's better than everyone else here and in the comic book world.
BURN!
Comic Book Guy: You have a lot of nerve talking to me like that.
Sam: People like you deserve it lard head.
Comic Book Guy: Oh I'll show you! (Pulls out a real working lightsaber) This is a real lightsaber.
He ignited it and Sam kicked it out of his hand and caught it.
Sam: Nice try. Jerk.
She left.
Sam: Lets see what else is here.
Sam saw Moe's Tavern and went in.
Moe: Welcome to Moe's Tavern.
Sam: Thanks.
Moe: So what can I get you.
Sam: Water please.
Moe: Sure.
Moe handed her a glass of water and she drank it.
Sam: Thank you.
CONTROL ROOM.
Nicole: Springfield sounded like it was a mean town.
Rachel: I heard you guys blew it up.
Lincoln: We sure did Rachel.
Bart came in.
Bart: Hey guys. What are you doing?
Nicole: Oh hey Bart. Sam is in the Simulator doing an exercise.
Lincoln: She's in Springfield before we blew it up.
Bart: Wow! That's cool. She's in Moe's Tavern. That was one of my favorite things there.
Linka: What was that Bart?
Bart: I would always do these silly prank calls to Moe and he would threaten me after everyone laughed at him.
Nicole: Could you show us how you did it?
Bart: Sure.
Nicole handed Bart her cell phone and he dialed a number.
SIMULATOR
The phone rang.
Moe: (Answers it) Moe's Tavern?
Bart: (From the Control Room) Is Seymour there? Last name Butts.
Moe: Just a sec. (To everyone there) Is there a Butts here? Seymour Butts? Hey everybody! I want to see more butts!
Everyone laughed at him and Sam snickered.
Sam: (In Her Head) That was really funny.
Everyone was laughing in the control room.
Moe: Listen you little scum sucking pussbucket! When I get my hands on you I'm gonna pull out your eyeballs with a corkscrew! (Hangs up)
Sam: Thanks for the drink Moe.
Moe: Oh you're welcome.
Sam left.
CONTROL ROOM
They were all laughing and rolling on the floor.
Nicole: That was too funny!
Lincoln: Bart you were hilarious!
Bart: Thank you Lincoln. That was funny.
Rachel: Did Moe ever figure out it was you before Springfield was blown up?
Bart: No he didn't thankfully.
Lana: I guess he had a phone with no Caller ID.
Lola: That's probably the case.
Luan: He sure is a Phoney man! (Laughs) Get it?
Eddy, Nicole, Rachel and Bart laughed.
Bart: That was a good one Luan.
Eddy: It sure was.
SIMULATOR
Sam was walking and she saw Barney Gumble and he belched.
Sam: Excuse you Mister.
Barney: Sorry. I love getting drunk.
He drank a bottle and Sam pulled out a gun and shot the bottle and it shattered.
BANG!
Sam: (Blows the smoke out) Nobody should ever drink that much.
Barney: Wow! Great shot.
She walked and saw the Qwik E Mart being robbed by Snake Jailbird.
Sam: Uh oh!
Sam bursted in through the ceiling and kicked the gun out of his hand and kicked him in the face. Knocking him out.
Apu: (Indian Accent) Oh. Thank you miss for saving my store.
Sam: You're welcome. Just passing by and doing what was needed.
Apu called the police and Snake was arrested again.
Chief Wiggum: Snake Jailbird, you're under arrest.
Sam was then walking by the elementary school.
Sam: The Elementary School. Lets check this place out.
Sam went into the school.
Sam: Nice place.
She walked down the hall and saw 3 big kids beating up a kid. It was Jimbo Jones, Dolph Starbeam, and Kearney Zzyzwicz.
Sam: That's one thing I will never stand.
She ran and mercilessly kicked their butts.
The fight was so brutal that the outside of the school was shown as it went on.
Back in the school, Jimbo, Dolph and Kearney were pulverized to within an inch of their lives and were on the floor a broken, battered and beatened mess.
Sam: If there's one thing I don't like more than anything else it's bullies that torment people for their own sick pleasure.
The kids cheered wildly for Sam.
She waved as a way to accept thanks. She found a woman with brown hair in a green jacket grading papers and she looked depressed. It was Ms. Edna Krabappel.
Sam went in and Edna saw her.
Ms. Krabappel: Oh hello. What can I do for you?
Sam: Yes my name is Sam Sharp Loud and I want to ask you a couple of questions.
Ms. Krabappel: Pleasure to meet you Sam. My name is Edna Krabappel.
Sam: Pleasure to meet you. First what is your relationship with Bart Simpson?
Ms. Krabappel: Bart Simpson is my student but he's a huge underachiever and is proud of it.
Sam: That's what I was told.
Ms. Krabappel: Ha! Yep. He's an underachiever but he's a nice boy and loves his friends and class. He always pulls these silly pranks on Skinner.
Sam: I believe it.
Ms. Krabappel: Yep. Also I love him like he's my own son. He's a great kid.
Sam: That's what he told me. He thinks of you like a mother figure.
CONTROL ROOM
Nicole: I didn't know that Bart.
Bart: Yeah. Mrs. Krabappel treated me like I was her own son. Before we destroyed Springfield she told me the dark truth about the whole town before she bought the farm.
Lana: Oh Bart I'm sorry that happened.
Bart: It's all right Lana.
Linka: That's awful Bart.
Homer: It sure was son. I had no idea Springfield was that terrible.
Nicole: They didn't call Springfield, Oregon the Meanest Town in America for nothing.
Bart: And it deserved to be destroyed. But I miss Ms. Krabappel.
Lana: That's sad Bart. I'm sorry.
Bart: Thanks Lana.
SIMULATOR
Ms. Krabbapel: We have a strong bond but we don't show it that often.
Sam: That's understandable. But there's something you must know. Instead of telling you I'll show you.
Sam used her powers and showed her everything that happened to Springfield in her dimension leading up to when we blew it up. She saw all the kids rise up against Springfield and kill everyone. She then saw us take down Mr. Burns and then blow up Springfield with a 250 Megaton Nuke. Leaving Springfield as a crater.
Ms. Krabappel was horrified. But relieved that Springfield was gonna be destroyed.
Sam: Bart knows the truth you told him and he revealed everything to Keith Parkinson, his brothers and sisters and his friends and they were shocked about this. Diamond Joe Quimby, Mr. Burns, Chalmers and Seymour Skinner kept everything about the entirety of the towns corruption and crimes under wraps because of their crimes that they've been doing over the years and they are the cause of the entire towns corruption.
Ms. Krabappel: (Horrified) That's awful. I've known about all of this that went down.
Sam: Yeah. Keith Parkinson and his family formed an antipodal terroristic extremist group that works for the FBI & CIA called the Dysfunctional Town Liberation Army.
Ms. Krabappel: That's unusual It's a great name for a group.
Sam: It is. What they do is they gather information on the town and they get all the kids together along with any of the adults that know about the truth of the towns corruption and dark secrets and get them out of the town. Then when it's time they go back to the town armed with every kind of weapon across the board except for chemical and biological weapons and destroy the entire town in an all out holy war in the name of the United States Government.
Ms. Krabappel: That's intense.
Sam: It sure is. Springfield was a doomed town from the start and it's rivalry with it's town Shelbyville was pointless.
Sam continued to explain everything and Ms. Krabappel decided to leave Springfield forever. Sam went with her and helped her pack and they then went to Springfield Juvenile Correctional Facility in the dead of night and they were in behind the wall. Inside this prison was Gina Vendetti, one of Bart's girlfriends.
Sam: Be right back Edna.
Sam turned into a wisp and flew into the prison and the guards were asleep. She went down the hall and into the cell block and found Gina sleeping in her cell.
Gina: Whoever it is go away. I'm not in the mood to talk.
Sam: Actually Gina I came to get you out of here.
Gina got up and saw Sam.
Gina: Who are you?
Sam: My name is Sam Sharp Loud.
Gina: (Gasp) You're that girl whose parents were the most dangerous serial killer couple in America.
Sam: That's right Gina. My former parents were evil monsters that got what they deserved.
Gina: That's what we saw in the prison. I'm sorry they abused you like that. No one should ever have to go through stuff like that.
Sam: Yeah. Lets get you out of here. Also I can tell that you don't have any family.
Gina: That's right. My parents were executed for Capital Murder when I was 7 and I was forced to fend for myself.
Sam: I'm sorry that happened to you Gina. No one should ever be without a family and I'm sure that Bart and his friends would be more than happy to take you in.
Gina smiled when she heard that.
Gina: They would do that?
Sam: They would. Also I can tell that you know about Springfield's dark history.
Gina: I sure do. Springfield was doomed from the start.
Sam: I know. Lets get you out of here.
Sam opened up the cell door and she took her hand.
Sam: Stay close to me.
Sam and Gina vanished in a ball of fire.
They reappeared in the forest.
Ms. Krabappel: Glad you guys made it back.
Sam: Yep.
Suddenly explosions were blowing apart much of Springfield and planes were dropping Napalm and setting much of the town on fire.
Sam: Whoa!
Gina: What's going on!?
Sam: It's war.
Gunshots and bombs were blowing apart the town at an incredible rate.
Sam: Lets get out of here.
They went back home and the simulation ended and they came out.
Bart: Ms. Krabappel!
Ms. Krabappel: Bart!
They hugged for the first time in a while.
Gina: Hey Bart.
Bart: Gina. It's great to see you.
Gina: Thanks Bart. You are a great friend.
Bart: Thank you.
Nicole: Ms. Krabappel it's a pleasure to meet you.
Ms. Krabappel: You too Nicole. Sam saved us from Springfield.
Lincoln: She sure did. This was just a couple of days before we arrived at Springfield to blow it up.
Girl Jordan: That's really unusual.
Lisa: Indeed.
Nicole explained everything and Ms. Krabappel and Gina were shocked.
Gina: It's good we got out of Springfield before it was blown up.
Ms. Krabappel: That's right.
Nicole: Well we have time for one more adventure.
Lola: I'll do it.
Nicole: Okay Lola.
Lila: Go get em sis.
Lola: I will.
Lola went into the Simulator.
The Simulator Activated and she found herself in the world of Tron from 2010.
Lola: (Gasp) I'm in 2010's Tron. This is awesome!
She heard a fight going on and she saw Quorra, the last of the ISO programs fighting CLU's men.
Lola: This is gonna be cool!
Lola spread her wings and got into her fighting clothes. She had a sword of pure fire ready.
Lola: Lets get this princess brawl started.
Lola flew down and just as they were about to hit Quorra, Lola swooped in and slashed them all and they shattered into code.
Quorra: Thank you. Are you a user?
Lola: As a matter of fact I am. I'm Lola Loud.
Quorra: Pleasure to meet you. I'm Quorra.
Lola: CLU wants to invade our world and take it over as his own. We have to stop him at all costs.
Quorra: Yes and we have to make sure that he doesn't succeed.
Suddenly Rinzler came out.
Lola: That's Tron. I got this. Tron, command code reconfigure, authorization code C/C-.
Rinzler had blue lines appear and his helmet came off. He was reverted back to what he was before CLU corrupted him.
Tron: What happened?
Lola: You were corrupted by an evil computer virus codenamed CLU and he's going to invade Earth and take it over.
Tron: So that's what I was doing. I wasn't aware of what I was doing because the CLU corrupted my programming.
Quorra: That's right. Lola here helped you by rebooting your programming which released you from his control.
Tron: I am forever grateful to you Lola.
Lola: You're welcome Tron. Now we have to stop CLU. Lets go!
They set out for CLU's ship and they boarded it. They found CLU and he was piloting the ship as it was heading towards a beam of light in the distance.
CLU's men came out and Lola, Tron and Quorra destroyed them in an instant. They went into the bridge of the ship and confronted CLU himself.
Lola: CLU I presume?
CLU: That's right and you are a user right?
Lola: That's right. My name is Lola Loud and I'm here to stop you from ruling Earth.
Quorra: You've terrorized the world of programming for far too long CLU and you need to be stopped!
Tron: That's right. Your programming must be erased to further preserve the world of computer programming.
CLU: I was only doing what I was told by my creator to make a new world for all of us.
Lola: That is not gonna happen you Virus! That's all you are. You are nothing but a computer virus that needs to be erased from the world of technology forever!
(DIsney Infinity OST Recognizer plays)
CLU: You users are the virus. You're the one's that need to be destroyed!
Quorra: We'll see. We need to work with the users and make the world a really better place!
Tron: That's right. The users are our friends and it was thanks to Lola that I was reverted back to what I was.
Lola: That's right. So get ready CLU. You're history.
Lola formed her sword of fire and CLU unsheathed a laser sword. They both clashed and a huge swordfight began. Sparks were flying everywhere and set the whole ship on fire. It was a powerful and violent clash and a battle between computer users and computer programs. Quorra and Tron joined in and it was a powerful fight and then Lola got the drop on him and stabbed him in the chest and he shattered into code.
Quorra: That did it.
Tron: We destroyed his programming.
Lola: We sure did. Users and Programs are powerful when they work together.
Quorra: That's right.
Quorra gave Lola a special watch that would call her when it's needed.
She left the Simulator after it ended and they cheered wildly for her.
Nicole: Great job Lola.
Lola: Thanks Nicole.
Lincoln: You two were awesome.
Nicole's watch beeped. It's time for our next activity. It's a brand new activity I call Space Adventure. We're gonna go into space with the Simulator and do an amazing adventure. I have just the adventure for us. We're going to destroy the Death Star in Star Wars.
Lincoln: AWESOME!
Linka: That's gonna be so cool!
Lilly: This is gonna be so much fun!
Gina: I have a feeling you guys can do it.
They all went into the Simulator and it activated and they were on the planet Yavin IV.
Nicole: Here we go guys.
They got into the X-Wings and Y-Wings and they were off.
They saw the Death Star dead ahead.
Nicole: Target sighted.
Lincoln: This is gonna be so cool.
Lisa: Affirmative.
Lily: We're ready for anything.
Shannon: Looks like the fight has started without us.
Nicole: It sure has follow me.
Lori: This is literally going to be awesome.
Luna: It's gonna be rockin dudes!
Sam: It sure is.
They entered the magnetic field and flew towards the Death Star and saw the Rebel ships being chased by TIE Fighters.
Lincoln: There they are.
Nicole: Follow my lead and help out any Rebel fighters.
Lori: Roger that.
They fired lasers at the TIE Fighters and destroyed them. They destroyed them all. Lincoln sensed something.
Lincoln: Guys I sense Darth Vader and he's going after Luke, Wedge and Biggs.
Nicole: Okay. Lincoln and Linka you two come with me. The rest of you will provide cover fire from above.
Gina: You got it Nicole.
They went into the trench and saw Darth Vader's ship and two TIE Fighters chasing them.
Nicole: There they are. Fire.
Nicole fired lasers at the two TIE Fighters and blew them apart.
Lincoln fired lasers at Darth Vader's ship and blew a wing off.
Linka: Nice shot Lincoln!
Nicole: Luke you're all clear. Now lets blow this place into Oblivion!
Luke: Right.
Luke fired Proton Torpedoes and they went into the exhaust port.
Lori: Bingo!
Sam: Great shot!
Nicole: Lets get out of here.
They all pulled out and left as the Death Star exploded and was completely obliterated.
KRABBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMM!
They successfully destroyed the Death Star.
On the planet Yavin IV they were given Medals for their heroism for helping to destroy the Death Star and avenging everyone that was senselessly killed when Alderaan was destroyed. They told Luke, Leia and Han everything about where they're from and more. But then they revealed the most startling revelation of all.
Nicole: Now Luke, Leia, I'm afraid that what we have to tell you is not easy to say. But it involves Darth Vader.
Luke: What is it?
Nicole: Obi-Wan Kenobi hid this from you for your protection. Darth Vader is actually Anakin Skywalker and he's your father. Before you jump to conclusions let us finish. Obi Wan once taught your father. He was his student in the way of the Jedi and he was the greatest general in the Clone Wars.
Lincoln: That's right.
Obi Wan: That's right Luke.
Obi Wan's spirit appeared.
Nicole: Master Obi Wan. It's an honor to see you again.
Obi Wan: You too Nicole.
Luke: Obi Wan, why didn't you tell me? You told me that Vader betrayed my father and murdered him.
Obi Wan: Your father was seduced by the Dark Side of The Force. He ceased to be Anakin Skywalker and became Darth Vader. When that happened the good man that was your father was destroyed. So what I told you was true from a certain point of view.
Luke: A certain point of view?
Obi Wan: Luke you're gonna find that many of the truths we cling to depend greatly on our own point of view. Anakin was a good friend. When I first met him your father was a great pilot. But I was amazed by how strong the Force was with him. I took it upon myself to train him as a Jedi. I thought I could instruct him just as well as Yoda. I was wrong.
Nicole: It's not your fault Master Kenobi. If anyone is to blame it's Emperor Palpatine. He's the reason why Anakin was seduced by the Dark Side of the Force, betrayed the Jedi and joined the Sith. Your father Luke was also the Chosen One. The Force said that he would destroy the Sith.
Luke: I believe it. But I can sense that there's still good in him.
Obi Wan: He's more machine now than man. Twisted and Evil.
Luke: I can't do it Ben.
Obi Wan: You cannot escape your destiny Luke. You must face Darth Vader.
Nicole: I don't believe that Master Kenobi. Everyone has the power to change their destiny. It's never set in stone. You have to believe what your heart tells you. I know it may seem responsible but that's not how it works.
Luke: That's right. I can't kill my father.
Nicole: The Emperor will never win. My father would kill him in an instant. Also Princess Leia, you are also family to Luke.
Leia: How so Nicole?
Nicole: You are Luke's Twin Sister.
Obi Wan: That's right. To protect you both from the Emperor you were hidden from your father when you were born. The Emperor knew as I did that if Anakin had any offspring they would be a threat to him. That is the reason why you were both hidden.
Nicole: That's right. On Earth in our time we were preparing for the time we face Palpatine and take back the galaxy in the name of the Light Side of the Force. Like my father me and my siblings are Grey Jedi. We were taught by him in the Light and Dark Sides of the Force.
Lincoln: That's right. I'm a Jedi myself.
Linka: Same here.
Leia: But why would father want to destroy the Rebel's?
Nicole: They are a threat to the empire's quest for galactic conquest. My father is never going to allow this to happen.
Nicole pulled out her lightsaber and it was Kylo Ren's Lightsaber and ignited it.
Nicole: I swear we will make Palpatine pay for everything hes done. So many lives were senselessly slaughtered in cold blood because of him and we will avenge all those he killed.
Lincoln: That's right.
Linka: He won't get away with this.
Later they got to training and they learned everything at a rigorous level under Nicole. The Simulator had time sped up. They trained hard and they were ready for the final confrontation. They took a cloaked ship to the 2nd Death Star in orbit above the forest moon of Endor.
Nicole: This is it guys.
Leia: It is. We're ready for him.
Luke: We are and I can sense that Vader is expecting us.
Lincoln: I have that feeling too.
Girl Jordan: We're ready to face him and bring an end to this.
Lola: That's right Girl Jordan.
Lila: We won't let Palpatine get away with this.
They landed in the hangar and blasted apart all the stormtroopers and killed them. They ran through the Death Star and killed any troopers that got in their way.
They got into an elevator to the tower and they arrived at the top of the tower and killed the guards.
They stood before Emperor Palpatine himself.
Emperor Palpatine: Welcome young Nicole. We have been expecting you.
Darth Vader was with him.
Nicole: So we meet at last Darth Vader and Emperor Palpatine.
Emperor Palpatine: So it would seem. You've come very far in your fight.
Nicole: We aim to please. Now you're gonna pay for everything you've done.
Lincoln: We're going to avenge all the Jedi you killed.
Girl Jordan: Your crimes against the galaxy are completely unforgivable.
Lucy: You will pay for everything you've done.
Nicole: Emperor Palpatine is mine. You guys face Vader.
Lincoln: You got it Nicole.
Nicole ignites her lightsaber and Palpatine got out of his throne.
Emperor Palpatine: So you think you can defeat me?
Nicole: I don't think, I know. Your overconfidence is your weakness and that will be your undoing.
Emperor Palpatine: Your faith in your friends is yours. Vader destroy her friends.
Darth Vader: Yes master.
They ignited their lightsabers and a major fight began. Their trainings in the Force were more than enough to overpower Vader.
Nicole: Now it's you and me Palpatine. Your reign of terror ends now!
He ignited his lightsaber and they both engaged in a savage lightsaber fight. It was a vicious and powerful fight and Nicole kicked him in the face.
Nicole: Your crimes will never be forgiven.
Emperor Palpatine: We shall see.
Nicole and Palpatine fired Force Lightning and their blasts collided. Nicole's Force Lightning was Purple and Palpatine's was black. Nicole overtook him and electrocuted him.
She walked up to him and held her lightsabers blade at his neck.
Nicole: It's over Palpatine. Hell awaits you for all the horrible crimes you've commited. You shall now pay the Ultimate Price.
Nicole slashed his head off and killed him instantly.
Nicole: Go to Hell and stay there.
Nicole closed her lightsaber and they regrouped and they found Darth Vader on the floor. Luke had gotten through to him and he saved him. But in the process Vader was mortally wounded. Luke took his mask off.
Luke: Father you've got to come with us. We saved you.
Anakin: You already have Luke. All of you did. You were right about me. You were right.
And with that he died.
Nicole: I'm sorry Luke and Leia.
Leia: It's all right Nicole.
Luke: Thank you Nicole.
Nicole: No problem Luke. We still have one more loose end to tie up. Lets blow this place into oblivion.
Lincoln: You got it.
Lana: Lets do it!
They got out and fired an energy blast at the Death Star and blew it up from the planet. The Empire had fallen and those that were killed by Palpatine were avenged.
Luke and Leia went to Earth with them and they met their father and mother at the new Jedi Temple.
In the time they're in now, Palpatine and the Imperial Empire faded from memory forever.
They all cheered wildly.
Nicole: We did it guys! We won and destroyed the Empire for good.
Gina: We sure did.
Lincoln: Good riddence to bad rubbish.
Lori: You totes said it Linc.
Lola: That's right Linky.
Lily: This was so much fun.
Nicole: Yep. (Watch beeps) Time for lunch.
At the table they were deciding what to have for lunch.
Nicole: All right guys what do you want for lunch?
Lily: Well J.D. made us pizza, Varie made us Spaghetti, Vince made us burgers, Jayme made Boullabaisse, Natilee made us Steak & Eggs and Jared made Chicken Cacciatore.
Nicole: Way to keep track Lily.
Girl Jordan: Lets have Chili.
Everyone agreed.
Nicole: Chili it is. You want it spicy?
Lori: Make mine mild.
Lucy: I want mine spicy.
Girl Jordan: Somewhat spicy for me.
Lincoln: Spicy please.
Linka: Me too.
Luna: Spicy for me.
Sam: Same here.
Luan: Spicy please.
Eddy: Same here.
Nicole: Lots of people like it spicy. All right.
Nicole went into the kitchen and prepared a big pot of really beany chili. She came back out with the pot and poured bowls for them. She put in tortilla chips to absorb all the water and cool it down. She added cheese and onions.
Nicole: All right guys dig in.
20 minutes later they ate the whole pot clean.
Nicole: Ah. (Burps) That was great.
Lincoln: (Belches) You said it Nicole.
Girl Jordan: (Belches) Excuse me. That was delicious.
Lori: It was delicious. (Belches) Excuse me.
Lucy: Burp. That was really good chili. If I had a heart it would be swelling right now.
Shannon: That was delicious though.
Sam: It sure was.
Luna: You said it luv.
Luan: You might say it was a Chili of deliciousness. (Laughs) Get it?
Nicole, Rachel, Eddy and Gina laughed.
Nicole: That was a good one.
Gina: I haven't had chili this good before.
Ms. Krabappel: Me neither.
Homer: It sure was delicious. I may be dead but I can still eat.
Nicole: That's true. Lets make a pot for everyone when they come home.
Lincoln: Good idea.
Girl Jordan: That will wash the taste of 60-year-old food out.
Rachel: It sure will.
They were watching one of Bart's favorite cartoons: Itchy & Scratchy. The Episode was Moo Goo Gai Pain. Nicole, Rachel, Lincoln, Linka, Bart, Gina, Luna, Sam, Lana, Lola, Lila, Girl Jordan, Janeen, Penny L., Shannon, Luan, Eddy, Lisa and Lily were watching it while Lucy, Lori and Lilly were reading books.
Lincoln: What's this show Bart?
Bart: This is my favorite show Lincoln. It's called Itchy & Scratchy. The mouse is named Itchy and the cat is Scratchy. They hate each other and they're not afraid to express it.
Nicole: This show is like a parody of Tom & Jerry.
When the episode was over they laughed hysterically.
Nicole: That was so funny!
Eddy: (Laughs) That was hilarious!
Luan: That was the Cat's Meow! (Laughs to Rimshot) Get it?
They laughed.
Nicole: (Laughs) That was a good one Luan.
Rachel: (Laughs) It sure was.
The van pulled up and they were back.
Nicole: They're home. Lets get cooking.
We came in with bored faces on and we saw bowls of chili and a big pot on the table.
Me: Chili!? Oh boy!
Leni: That's totes what I need.
Lynn: I love chili!
We sat down and started eating.
Me: So how did everything go Nicole?
Nicole: It was awesome dad. We did all kinds of awesome adventures.
Lana: Me and Janeen were in Treasure Planet.
Nicole: I killed another Evil Sasuke.
Sam: I saw what Springfield was like before we blew it up.
Lola: And I fought with Tron & Quorra in 2010's Tron.
Lori: And for our next game we fought Emperor Palpatine and destroyed the Empire. Luke and Leia helped us.
I was shocked. But I sensed that they were right. They made me so proud.
Varie: That's a great job guys. Great job.
Nicole: Thanks mom.
Nicole's adventure was a success. Using the gold from Treasure Planet we all made Earth the Richest planet in the Galaxy and expanded our mansion 100 times over. The Diaz Family lives with us. Ashi XIX and her sisters now live with us too. They moved to Royal York 2 days later.
THE END.
Another Fanfiction Complete.
This one was a challenge. But Nicole's adventure in Babysitting was awesome. I incorporated some of the planet ideas for the planets in Treasure Planet. That's one of my favorite Disney Movies. They never revealed the planet names in the movie. So I had to make them up. I got the names from my books I wrote at home. Let me know what you all think.
See you all next time.