How did I get here? - or "This situation is cuddly and insane" (Valkyria Chronicles) Oneshot

Victory parties were no novelty for Welkin, but the alcohol was, as usual, a terrible factor to always keep watch due to… many times where awkward situations have happened. Sure, it wasn't always, and sure, it wasn't as odd and absurd as this very situation but…

How did Welkin Gunther end up in this cuddle pile? And where did the others come from?!

He was quite sure that, after freeing Bruhl, there should be no imperials in the area- so where did Selvaria come from and why was she sleeping right beside him and hugging his left arm in her particularly large breasts.

Likewise, where did Cordelia come from and how did she get to his left leg? Shouldn't the Princess have been still in the capital at this point?!

Isara hugging his right leg felt less odd as that's something she used to do when they were young and had to share the bed. He thought the habit had been killed off once they started to sleep in different beds, but that proved to be a wrong assumption-

A shift onto his face also brought up the other two elements in that cuddle currently pinning him down on the ground. The most 'pressing' matter was the pants-less crotch owned by Juno currently pressing against his head, legs wrapped around his neck.

The last element to the equation was Alicia, taking his left arm in a similar way Selvaria was doing with his other limb, affectionately instead of possessive.

To summarize the situation in a few words: Welkin Gunther was both in heaven and in hell. It was going to keep being 'heaven' until these five girls kept on being unconscious, and then it was going to be extremely hellish the moment they all woke up to this scene.

Welkin was quite sure more than just alcohol had been involved in this mess, and he tried to think back on how this ended up happening. He could remember just fragments of the previous nights, with him deciding to go back to his home after the party, carrying a very unconscious Juno while a tipsy Alicia took care of carrying a sleeping Isara.

He remembered seeing a strange woman like Selvaria wearing what looked to be a comical black mustache which made her stand out as someone entirely else. A trick? Only now he could tell the Alcohol made him see some odd things with the minimal disguise. Still, it was enough for the Valkyria to just tag along since she required 'slumber while sobering up'.

Then he fell asleep and then he remembered feeling his body shifting from his bed to the floor while unconscious, with the weights slowly adding one by one.

And here he was now in this mess.

…

How do I get out of this one?

No tactic had prepared him for this sort of battlefield. One where it was him stacked against some of the most formidable women in the war. All of which he knew and, all of which were not exactly known to have calm sleeps as he was slowly learning as this was not a turn-based skirmish-

Not when he felt Selvaria unconsciously shifting closer, leaning her forehead against his chest.

This action was soon followed by Alicia suddenly tightening her hold over his left arm, and by Juno's face lowering down close to his hair as she nuzzled her cheek against the top of his head.

If things couldn't have gotten any worse, he seemed to realize only now he had no pants himself and that Isara was known to be quite the nuzzler herself. For some unexpected reason, the one that Welkin came to know as his sister in all but blood suddenly shifted her head up and… nuzzled against his crotch. And then she sniffed.

"...Brother…"

The whisper sent shivers through his spine, and while he felt horrified by this development, he couldn't help but also feel a bit aroused by it. To the point where his erection was manifesting in a way that it left through his left leg hole and… onto the soft lips owned by Princess Cordelia.

For just a moment, Welkin thought that would have woken up the royal girl, but it got quite the different reaction as the girl merely parted her lips open and… started to suckle. It was nothing of what he expected this to be, far more intense than what he would have imagined- the unplanned sexual interaction went on for a while and ultimately saw him release the ensuing orgasm in Cordelia's mouth.

The princess gave not much of a reaction beyond that, keeping the tip still firmly stuck between her pleasant lips.

Welkin had to leave. Now. But he realized that was not going to happen, not when he felt someone shift tensely on his… right side. Eyes closed and feigning to be asleep, the young man managed to successfully appear still slumbering as Selvaria Bles' opened her eyes and… took a moment to realize what was going on.

She took a solid minute to stare at Welkin's face, her own cheeks reddening at the intense staring before shifting out of the cuddle and swiftly departing while muttering something along the lines of 'stupid sexy Gallians'.

Next up to wake up was Juno and her reaction was less silly and more apologetic. She instantly got herself off from Welkin's face, muttering words quite swiftly, mixing between apologies and self-loathing for 'putting herself in that awkward spot'. She found her pants and bolted out of the house next.

The third one to wake up was Alicia and… she sighed as she pulled herself off the floor.

"Hard cruel floor," She whined, then turned to Isara. "Oh, she's doing that again."

Again?! This is actually something that had happened before?! How, when!?

Instead of snapping there, Welkin kept quiet as the brunette got up and calmly dislodged Welkin's step-sister from her little perch.

"Come on, Isa. Time to get a nice bubble bath," The older girl remarked to the groaning Isara, hugging her while carrying her to the bathroom.

There was only one left and, much to Welkin's dread, this one was… particular. Especially when she finally pulled away from his cock and slowly crawled up close to his face.

"I know you are still awake, Welkin," Cordelia purred quietly. "Think of this when I will ask you to be made my king, okay~?"

Dread filled Welkin for the remainder of the day, even as Cordelia just vanished back to the Capital without anyone suspecting her presence there. Who would believe what he just witnessed and… who would even accept the fact he just got cuddled up by five gorgeous ladies at once!?

He got out of an awkward spot but… at what cost?